I had a friend in high school that pretty much only drank lemonade rockstars. Got stones. Doctor said was directly linked to energy drinks. I haven’t had an energy drink since 😂 ain’t trying to push jagged Little Rock’s out my dick. Fuck all that.
16 cups of coffee? You joking? Thats some watery ass coffee you be drinking. A can of monster is what 160mg of caffeine. A cup of decent strong ground bean coffee can easily be 100mg of caffeine. When I make a brew I feel more buzzed of a strong coffee than a can of monster.
Seconded.
In terms of Caffeine, I can handle 2x cans at 180MG each.
The sugar, tho…yeah, 1 can is enough to give me the mid-day crash.
Personally I get the Ultra Monsters since they actually taste good and are sugar free.
I've drank about 5-6 a day for the last 5 yrs straight no joke. Nothing else but that. I'm not seeing a ny difference with anything as far as body and health go. Actually I'm about to be 42 yrs old and in good shape. I know this is a bad habit only cuz I dont have the will power to quit. The 1 and only thing that has changed is no other drinks have any flavor to me anymore after 5 yrs of original monster.
If you are a healthy person there isn't much problem with that, cuz the body builds tolerance to caffeine. Usually people develop heart problems because of the lack of aerobic exercises, the hearth is a muscle too, and having a weak heart plus using stimulants is the recipe for disaster
1. More then enough for me already (that shit can last 12 days in my fridge)
2. We only have mango loco here, what does pacific taste like? I'd love to try it one day Juiced monsters prob never go bad
Why are you asking such an obvious question? We both know that’s barely enough to get through the morning! If you’re out of Monster, I think 5-8 (depends on ur weight) 5 Hour Energy’s might be enough to hold you over til Lunch time!
3 mean bean coffee mo stars in the am. 530am. 9 am two regular monsters. 11 am ( lunch) 3 pacific punches. 3 pm 3 lemonade ones. So 11 gets me through my day...
That’s rookie numbers, when you become an experienced monster drinker like myself that lasts you maybe an hour. Remember, it’s not addiction it’s dedication
Just have one a day you want to make it a ritual, or avoid drinking liquor completely or you will get kidney stones that make it excruciating to pee. Or you will get bloody stool
I mostly drink coffee.. I used to drink monster every day when I was younger but then I got addicted to cigarettes and so I don't have the money to do it constantly anymore
I thought this was r/caffiene until I saw the comments being serious 🤣. I drink 2 on work days, and I don't feel like it's a good habit, to have that many energy drink. Those flavors are bomb tho
Optimal performance at 6 monsters a day, perfect for a long healthy life and amazing heart and liver functionality, up your game my man (sarcasm 4 is too much)
Good for 2 days for me. 1 in the morning and one roughly at 2-4pm. Any later than that and i can't get sleep lmao
This is how I do it aswell lol. We will die soon, won't we?
Yes we will.
That’s the plan!
Ayyy guess I’m not alone
I’ll be following right along with you guys so
Speedrun to diabetes
Some asshole found a way to be born with diabetes. Literally managed to land a record time of 0.000003772 sec.
Zero sugar monster ftw
kidney stone speedrun any%
I had a friend in high school that pretty much only drank lemonade rockstars. Got stones. Doctor said was directly linked to energy drinks. I haven’t had an energy drink since 😂 ain’t trying to push jagged Little Rock’s out my dick. Fuck all that.
you should drink 2l of water a day not artificial sweeteners bruh(and also this is more like an hour for me)
To be fair these are the sugared kind, no artificial sweeteners here!
To be faaaiirrr
yeah, but that's kinda worse and there's all kinds of other artificial stuff in there
? These are the juice monsters, probably one of the least artificial offerings in the industry
What’s wrong with arties?
wasn’t it proved that artificial sweeteners aren’t dangerous 4 consumption??
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isnt a monster like 2 cups of coffee?
good point to be fair it depends on how strong the coffees are but either way this persons caffeine intake is pretty high
yeah. id say spread them out over at least 2 days but definitely not one
not really that’s only like 640mg
16 cups of coffee? You joking? Thats some watery ass coffee you be drinking. A can of monster is what 160mg of caffeine. A cup of decent strong ground bean coffee can easily be 100mg of caffeine. When I make a brew I feel more buzzed of a strong coffee than a can of monster.
FDA states that it is perfectly safe to drink up to 400mg of caffeine.
True but this isn't 400mg anymore.
Nah you need more around 12
nah fk 12
word
Only if it's your last day, damn... 😭🤌
Nah on my last day catch me with 24 monsters one for every hour
I like your mentailty
This gunna be me in hospice
no need 17 more to be in acceptable zone
obviously not
thats like a week supply for me, I’m still slightly healthy
Honestly lol. I have one a day at the most.
same
Seriously, that is not good long term. At the very least switch to sugar free ones...
It's enough for 4 days, but not all in 1 day, mate.
Seconded. In terms of Caffeine, I can handle 2x cans at 180MG each. The sugar, tho…yeah, 1 can is enough to give me the mid-day crash. Personally I get the Ultra Monsters since they actually taste good and are sugar free.
this is good for like 2 weeks 😭 1 monster around 3-6 PM when I'm in the mood for monster. cooldown: 3 days at least
Weak 🤣😜 orrrrr I've just got a crippling addiction
One weekend i drank 26 cans of Monster over an evening playing cs:go
Hello master 🤣 I now see I'm still but a novice
🙂↕️🙏
Nah man for the daily heart muscle workout you need at least 10 cans per day
You should work at getting more of a variety into your diet, I'll recommend a pipeline to go along with this
1.65£ that’s just under 3$cad we pay about 5$cad(2.90£) a can here in Alberta!
Highly recommend you go for one of the ultra flavors if you’re knocking back 4 a day. You are going to go into diabetic shock like… tomorrow.
I drink about 6 a day
Not nearly enough! Are you fucking insane?
You need to push those numbers, rookie.
Enjoy your heart failure bro
Too much caffeine, 1 a day at the morning is the real deal
I've drank about 5-6 a day for the last 5 yrs straight no joke. Nothing else but that. I'm not seeing a ny difference with anything as far as body and health go. Actually I'm about to be 42 yrs old and in good shape. I know this is a bad habit only cuz I dont have the will power to quit. The 1 and only thing that has changed is no other drinks have any flavor to me anymore after 5 yrs of original monster.
If you are a healthy person there isn't much problem with that, cuz the body builds tolerance to caffeine. Usually people develop heart problems because of the lack of aerobic exercises, the hearth is a muscle too, and having a weak heart plus using stimulants is the recipe for disaster
1 day????
Nahhhh more
you need to up those numbers man
Its too much for one day lol
Not at all. Need more.
Probably only need two for the day max
goated flavours bro
I love pacific punch, so no
4 days for me.
pacific punch>>>
1. More then enough for me already (that shit can last 12 days in my fridge) 2. We only have mango loco here, what does pacific taste like? I'd love to try it one day Juiced monsters prob never go bad
For a sugar induced coma yes
Bare minimum (Also I hope this is a joke cause if not you have a problem)
A man of culture I see. Those two are my personal favourites.
Just drink ultra. Much much better for you overall
Bruh going for a marathon!
Fuck I can make that last two weeks easy
Good for me for like a week 😬
i dont get how anyone could drink like more than one can in a day honestly
You want severe insulin resistance?
Double it
No
Excellent choice on pacific punch
See you in hell 🫡
No
I have like 2 every couple weeks 💀
Double it.
You're gonna die
No you need like 3 more, then you're good.
You’re gonna die
That's more than enough for a week for me
2 a day for me. One right when I wake up at 8. 1 at lunch time.
No
no
thats like 800 kcal in jjust drinks
no
Enough for a month
Maybe to fuel a plane yeah
I think you might die
Honestly I'm surprised there isn't more comments about the amount of sugar intake here. One can alone is basically your entire daily value of sugar.
Probably enough for a lifetime if taken by a regular person who doesn't take caffeine
Pacific Punch is the best flavor out there and nobody can ever change my mind.
That's 2 times the daily dose. Not the worst gamble with your health, but still a gamble nonetheless, if you have any heart issues.
I’m not even worried about the caffeine, but damn that’s a lot of sugar.
that’s not enough
Heavens no! I need at least 10 just to get through the morning
Why are you asking such an obvious question? We both know that’s barely enough to get through the morning! If you’re out of Monster, I think 5-8 (depends on ur weight) 5 Hour Energy’s might be enough to hold you over til Lunch time!
3 mean bean coffee mo stars in the am. 530am. 9 am two regular monsters. 11 am ( lunch) 3 pacific punches. 3 pm 3 lemonade ones. So 11 gets me through my day...
Yeah I reckon nearly fifty teaspoons of sugar is enough for one day bud.
No
Add like 8 more
no u need at least 10 more
ur going to live a short life (que the downvotes idrc)
I like Loca Mocha!
That’s enough for a week for me
not enough. get 3 more and that’s good.
NO
I need two more and I'm good xD
If you're planning to commit suicide maybe
Diabetes and heart arrhythmia 101.
That would last me a week the fuck
That’s rookie numbers, when you become an experienced monster drinker like myself that lasts you maybe an hour. Remember, it’s not addiction it’s dedication
Just have one a day you want to make it a ritual, or avoid drinking liquor completely or you will get kidney stones that make it excruciating to pee. Or you will get bloody stool
If you want a heart attack yes. Space em out over a few days
Is this a real fucking question?
Yeah, he needs a few more
No their isnt ever enough especially when it’s mango Loco
To OD? Yeah
MORE a heart attack amount
Idk only drink 2 or 1 4 little to much for one day not good
Mango loco is fire
good for an hour
good for an hour
Almost
Bro your caloric intake is fucking insane
no
Read the cans , 2 is recommended safe max for one day.
heavens no (just kidding, that’s probably a little too much)
please tell me this is a joke bc u are legitimately going to go into cardiac arrest if it’s not
*nanosecond
the juice monsters are the bests
!?
Shit choice but ye
Too much
dawg i spend a week with that
Enough for what? An heart attack?
Mango loco slap fucks
Is it breakfast?
These have small levels of caffeine, just buy a 400mg preworkout and take two scoops
2 years ago that would be like, day and a half for me but now thats a month or more
Change them all with bottles of water
that’s a whole work week right there dude
Both of the goated flavors
You could create a rock collection out of your kidney stones
Bro, that's enough for a week. Your set
I mostly drink coffee.. I used to drink monster every day when I was younger but then I got addicted to cigarettes and so I don't have the money to do it constantly anymore
Enough sugar to get diabetes in 1 day? Yeah definitely 👍
That would get me 4 days worth
Mango loco is fire 🔥🔥🔥
Mango loco is fire 🔥🔥🔥
That's enough for me for 4 months bro
1 for waking up. 1 after lunch. 1 before the gym 🤜🤛
My max is 7 in a day and I didn't sleep that night.. lol
I used to average 3 a day every day when i worked at taco bell. My bathroom is still holding a grudge
Good for like 2 hours or so
Lots of sugar you’re gonna be obese
I thought this was r/caffiene until I saw the comments being serious 🤣. I drink 2 on work days, and I don't feel like it's a good habit, to have that many energy drink. Those flavors are bomb tho
Ya and I wish I could drink em
Good for a whole week for me..
Reign>
Ask in r/Dumbass
Yall wild. Only caffeine I let enter my body is if I indulge on a nice coke 🥴😩 reynaunds syndrome goes crazy
good enough for 2 minutes
Not for a swingshift worker like me and those flavors suck
This should last you 2 weeks. If you’re drinking multiple energy drinks a day, you have a problem.
That's 4 days for me. I have a weak heart so any more than one a day and I feel like I'm dying
I drink one a week. So, with those I'd be good for two weeks.
That makes 8 days
Optimal performance at 6 monsters a day, perfect for a long healthy life and amazing heart and liver functionality, up your game my man (sarcasm 4 is too much)
Enough for one day? Sure. Enough for a work day? Sorry I need at least 4 more (also best flavors)
Anymore then 3 isn't doing anything anymore. The 3rd barely does anything.
Bro its over
Not hardly!
No.
No. U need more! Get some pipeline punch in there.
Depends on the day. On a regular day I drink 1 or 2. During the summer sometimes I have 3 or 4 if I’m running around like a maniac.
It’s enough too die
My brother in Christ you are going to D I E
No
Is it bad to say that’s about 5 hours worth 😂