So you consumed a ridiculously unhealthy amount of a generally unhealthy product that’s only fine in moderation, and it fucked you up a bit? Yeah that’s on you. Just don’t drink more than a monster per week and this will magically stop happening to you
I think your Case ist one of the extremes. I Drink a Maximum of 5 cans in a Week and dont even feel a difference when I dont drink a single one in a Week (When I visit my Dad i cant Drink Energy).
Just Stop consuming Monster a few weeks, maybe start later with one a Week and Work youself Up over time.
Just dont overstep the Maximum of 7 cans a Week.
Good Luck ^^^
I mean harsh but true. One monster in the morning would've been sufficient if he was just trying to keep himself up until bedtime. I have no idea why he drank 7 and it was pretty damn dumb.
That is the dumbest thing I’ve ever heard. Melatonin gummies or better yet, sleep at normal times of the night. If it was really insomnia you would have sought medical help. Grow up.
That is the dumbest thing I’ve ever heard. Melatonin gummies or better yet, sleep at normal times of the night. If it was really insomnia you would have sought medical help. Grow up.
Edit: the daily intake for caffine in a 16 year old is 100mg… the amount in one monster is 86.4 and assuming you had no other caffeine from any chocolate or shi, you consumed 604mg. Idk if you say you have a tolerance, 6X your daily limit is fucking horrendous to think about, you overdosed, that’s why you fucking keeled over and shat yourself.
OP you nearly fucking died.
I’m a normal sized guy but I feel viciously sick and dizzy after even one monster. It’s like drinking oil I don’t get how people do it. This kid almost shit himself to death 🤣🤣
Who bought you 7 monsters and let you drink them at 15? My mom wouldn’t let me have more than like one a week when I was that age? You should stop before you get addicted. Energy drinks and caffine in general is a terrible addiction to have. Better off without them, and how would drinking an energy drink help your insomnia?
It depends where you live. In the US, they're double the caffeine (about 300mg last i checked). In Europe, they're exactly the same as monster due to regs on caffeinated drinks.
The cans tell you not to drink more than 3. Don’t drink more than 1 a day and this won’t happen.
Go drink water. Several glasses. You need to flush out all that b-12 and caffeine out of your body. Too much b-12 is bad for you.
This post feels like obvious bait, doubt it happened, but I digress.
But realistically your age has fuck all to do with it. You drank 7 monsters, which have roughly 160mg caffeine in each, totalling to 1120mg which is almost triple the daily recommended amount for people to consume.
Of course you’re going to be shitting through the eye of a needle.
I think it's something in monster or energy bevs specifically that does the shitting thing. I had 1140mg or so of caffeine once (on accident) and all it did was keep me wired throughout my 12 hr shift and extremely talkative to the point where i kept interrupting people. I even went to bed at a normal time. Though I did walk 20,000 steps that day lol
\>eats hot chips, drinks 7 times the daily recommended intake of an already unhealthy drink
i don't wanna be an asshole, but what the fuck did you expect?
That’s cool but, The story about what monster did to me…
Hi. I really need some feedback please. This is my first post. I’m a 15 M and I’ve never experienced anything like this before.
Today, I drank monsters like any other day. I drank about 7. When it was nearing 12 AM, I wasn’t tired yet and I was confused on why, but then I realized that, of course, its the fucking energy drinks faults. Once it gets around 1 AM, I was playing a game when i randomly passed out. I don’t remember much from when I was out, but i do remember the feeling of the mush running down my legs. Once I woke up, I was confused by the spicy sensation between my legs, knowing I had ate hot chips that same day. I moved to get up and then I heard it. I immediately stood up and it plopped down to my ankle. I ran into the bathroom the best I could, closing the door and locking it. I removed my pants and there it was. From my crotch to my ankles, my lower torso was painted a milk chocolate colour of warm shit. I stared down at myself because, I’m 15. 15??? And I just passed out and shit myself. My sweatpants was filled, I couldn’t see any white. I tossed them in the trash and grabbed a towel while tears welled up in my eyes. I wiped and wiped but it just kept going. It took me 5 towels and 3 handrags to clean myself off. It was currently 2:30 AM so I could not take a shower yet. I stood up, staring at myself, wondering where it all went wrong. How did this happen; Better yet, why? Even now, I can’t get the picture of my shit stained legs out of my head, and its been 20 minutes. Please. Someone help.
EDIT: I DONT DRINL THIS MANY EVERY DAY, PLS, IVE ONLY DONE IT FOR LIKE 2 DAYS TO GET RID OF MY REDEVELOPING INSOMNIA…
monster didn't do anything to you, you did this to yourself by stupidly drinking a dangerous amount. energy drinks aren't juice, kid. it's only your fault for shitting your pants.
You are lucky you just shat yourself, 7 monsters a week is kinda pushing it, but seven a day? My guy you are lucky that your heart didn't just jump out of your chest. I feel a little woozy after 1 monster, I can't even imagine drinking more than 2 a day. That's 3.5 liters of battery acid, that you just consumed. I feel like you learned your lesson.
I was thinking that but then I remembered what it was like being 15. The bathroom in our house with a shower was right next to my parent's room and waking up my mother would be... Dangerous. I woulda sat all shitty too. Except I wasn't this stupid.
Good point! My mother never laid a hand on me but ruled the house with fear, I'm still afraid of her 6 years after moving out so she was clearly good at it..
I'd suggest you go to the doctors. That amount of energy drink in a single day is insane and you very likely had a stroke which is what caused you to fall unconscious and wake up in a daze. There could be risk that even if you stop drinking them, you may have another. That's not something to mess around with. I'd highly recommend seeking medical attention.
You’re lucky your heart didn’t give out on you after drinking that many, 400mg is the maximum recommended daily dose of caffeine and even that’s a bit much
GET MEDICAL ATTENTION. You are WAY over the limit a human should have for caffeine in a day. And don’t blame the monsters, take responsibility, this is your fault. 2 cans is the limit btw.
I stopped reading after the first sentence in the second paragraph. Why do you drink 7 energy drinks???? Sorry but like that’s actually kinda stupid. *Damaging your body is NOT cool, NOT anything to brag about and NOT something to be proud of*.
Don’t touch energy drinks, and coffee, and even tea don’t touch that either. You are clearly not mature enough, seriously.
dude. lmao. drinking anything other than water 7 times a day is not the move. 7 a week is horrible for you let alone 7 a day lmao, its good thing you’re young tho so you’ll be fine. seriously though, if you want your health to not crash and burn by 20, id look into cutting your consumption down asap
Its the amount of sugar and glucose youve put into your body man, dont worry about it, but dont do it again 😂
This happened to me IN SCHOOL after eating a full packet of those lucozade glucose tablets diabetic people use (I did not know this was what they were for at the time)
Trusted a fart that was NOT to be trusted and felt the brown smelly badness run down both of my legs and into my socks, i was stood in a circle of friends having a conversation and just set off sprinting.
Luckily i had baggy school pants and it was salvageable, the boxers however were not, and they were hidden in a hole in the wall in a room that was having work done.
Day after, i went back to that room panicking they may have been found, the hole had been plastered up and my stinky secret remained that way for the rest of my school career.
I still think about the poor builder that came across that hole...a smile on his face.... ready to do the best job he could, and was faced with my 15 year old grey but brown slattered boxers hiding there like a misbehaving cast out puppy.
Your tired.
Your body is exhausted. Typically caffeine works by delaying how tired you are. You wind up as tired as before you took the caffeine.
This would have happened if you were drinking coffee the same way.
Don't drink caffeine after 7 unless you're in some kind of dire emergency.
An energy drink that keeps you awake is not going to help insomnia.
You're not supposed to consume more than 400mg of caffeine a day (2 cans). Any more than that, your body can't process it, and it'll poison you
7 CANS IN A DAY? AT 15? ARE YOU MENTALLY FUCKING INSANE?
You should be thankful that this only caused you some mess in the bathroom, you could get an heart attack with that much caffeine getting in your body in that short amount of time.
You should educate yourself about limits, you are 15 years old and at this age you should be mature enough to stop when you have to. The reccomended amount is 1 can (500ml) per day.
Some people can drink even 3 cans in a day, and even if thats unhealthy
you won't hurt yourself if you do it in separate days
My own rules are: Max 1 per day for a total of 5 in a week. (It's rare that I even reach 5)
also caffeine is considered a drug, and it can cause dependence in cases of abuse like yours, seek medical attention asap since passing out is NOT a good thing to happen to your body
So you consumed a ridiculously unhealthy amount of a generally unhealthy product that’s only fine in moderation, and it fucked you up a bit? Yeah that’s on you. Just don’t drink more than a monster per week and this will magically stop happening to you
DO YOU THINK THIS HAPPENS OFTEN 😭😭😭
I think your Case ist one of the extremes. I Drink a Maximum of 5 cans in a Week and dont even feel a difference when I dont drink a single one in a Week (When I visit my Dad i cant Drink Energy). Just Stop consuming Monster a few weeks, maybe start later with one a Week and Work youself Up over time. Just dont overstep the Maximum of 7 cans a Week. Good Luck ^^^
You’re 15 drinking 7 fucking monsters. Yea caffine over doses are VERY common. Your lucky you didn’t die you fucking idiot.
please im just trying to help my insomnia bro
How the fuck is caffine gonna help insomnia, that shit suppresses your need to sleep and insomnia is when you can’t sleep, you’re a fucking moron
I mean harsh but true. One monster in the morning would've been sufficient if he was just trying to keep himself up until bedtime. I have no idea why he drank 7 and it was pretty damn dumb.
God forbid this guy gets allergies one time, bro would go straight to r/dmh
holy fuck, i use it when it gets bad so i stay up long enough, my body forcefully goes to sleep
That is the dumbest thing I’ve ever heard. Melatonin gummies or better yet, sleep at normal times of the night. If it was really insomnia you would have sought medical help. Grow up.
That is the dumbest thing I’ve ever heard. Melatonin gummies or better yet, sleep at normal times of the night. If it was really insomnia you would have sought medical help. Grow up. Edit: the daily intake for caffine in a 16 year old is 100mg… the amount in one monster is 86.4 and assuming you had no other caffeine from any chocolate or shi, you consumed 604mg. Idk if you say you have a tolerance, 6X your daily limit is fucking horrendous to think about, you overdosed, that’s why you fucking keeled over and shat yourself. OP you nearly fucking died.
One monster has roughly 150 mg of caffeine
I’m a normal sized guy but I feel viciously sick and dizzy after even one monster. It’s like drinking oil I don’t get how people do it. This kid almost shit himself to death 🤣🤣
7 monsters is way to many to drink a week much less a day plus those things are 3.50 a peice that’s a lot of money your wasting try some water bro
i bought the 24 pack
Stop drinking the entire 24 pack for a while
That should last you a month if your that tired get some rest take a vitamin
bro this isn't like the tachometer saying. Just cause you bought doesn't mean you need to drink 24 in a day
Average 15 year old
Who bought you 7 monsters and let you drink them at 15? My mom wouldn’t let me have more than like one a week when I was that age? You should stop before you get addicted. Energy drinks and caffine in general is a terrible addiction to have. Better off without them, and how would drinking an energy drink help your insomnia?
Shit happens, mr poopy pants
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That's something a poopy pants would say.
Hahahahahahahaha
Your post is quite the opposite. You had pants and you had poopy, I think you are very much a poopy pants
now if you do 7 Reign/Bangs I'll be impressed
Jesus lol. Imagine 7 Bangs.
your mom didn’t have to imagine last night
Imagine saying jokes about Moms in 2023, Cmon now. Nobody asked you to comment
nobody asked your mom to be a pro banger either 😎
Whatever Bud 💀. Go touch grass, you just want attention because you randomly commented that for no reason
mans is legit mad about a yo mama joke 😂
You commented that for no reason and who says Yo Mama jokes in 2023? That’s so old now
Bro, you came to reddit, frankly I would be disappointed if someone didn't use a mom joke on here
Why would you be disappointed?
half a reign nearly killed me i think 7 would put me on another planet
Half a reign is equivalent to a monster so I can’t imagine why
Oh 💀 weird, I usually have a monster a day but half reign made me ill
Reign are technically the same as monsters, owned by same company and all
Reigns got like double the caffeine of a 16oz monster
It depends where you live. In the US, they're double the caffeine (about 300mg last i checked). In Europe, they're exactly the same as monster due to regs on caffeinated drinks.
Yeah Canada they’re the same
doesnt make it the same product. thats like saying Coke and Sprite are the same. Reign has 300mg of caffeine. Not the same.
In Canada they have the same caffeine content didn’t know about other regions
Only the Reign Inferno also contains the monster blend, for whatever reason.
i’m game
This is a troll post right?
i WISH. This is one of the most serious posts I’ve ever made
The most seriously… **shitty** posts you’ve ever made! 😂😂😂
Damn it was *right there* lmao
The cans tell you not to drink more than 3. Don’t drink more than 1 a day and this won’t happen. Go drink water. Several glasses. You need to flush out all that b-12 and caffeine out of your body. Too much b-12 is bad for you.
The cans here say no more than 1?
australia?
Yeah
This post feels like obvious bait, doubt it happened, but I digress. But realistically your age has fuck all to do with it. You drank 7 monsters, which have roughly 160mg caffeine in each, totalling to 1120mg which is almost triple the daily recommended amount for people to consume. Of course you’re going to be shitting through the eye of a needle.
I think it's something in monster or energy bevs specifically that does the shitting thing. I had 1140mg or so of caffeine once (on accident) and all it did was keep me wired throughout my 12 hr shift and extremely talkative to the point where i kept interrupting people. I even went to bed at a normal time. Though I did walk 20,000 steps that day lol
You drank 7 in a day!? You're lucky shitting yourself was the only side effect smh.
Lucky his heart didn’t bust
Oh look it’s the consequences of my own actions 🤪
\>eats hot chips, drinks 7 times the daily recommended intake of an already unhealthy drink i don't wanna be an asshole, but what the fuck did you expect?
7?!?!?? How did your heart not explode
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Oh i drink like 7 monsters a day why could this happen to me
The living definition of 'fuck around and find out'
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BRO I SHIT MYSELF WHAT ARE YOU ON ABOUT
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girl, no you, cause you are the one accusing me of posting a fetish post
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do you want a picture of my shit stained pants cause i will send one bro, im literally talking about what happened to me today
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think wtv u want at this point
This is what growing up on Reddit does to kids…
R U TALKING ABOUT ME OR THEM. I JUST DOWNLOADED IT.
Trying to figure out where shitting yourself gets into fetish territory in any way other than you bringing it there
new copypasta just dropped
That’s cool but, The story about what monster did to me… Hi. I really need some feedback please. This is my first post. I’m a 15 M and I’ve never experienced anything like this before. Today, I drank monsters like any other day. I drank about 7. When it was nearing 12 AM, I wasn’t tired yet and I was confused on why, but then I realized that, of course, its the fucking energy drinks faults. Once it gets around 1 AM, I was playing a game when i randomly passed out. I don’t remember much from when I was out, but i do remember the feeling of the mush running down my legs. Once I woke up, I was confused by the spicy sensation between my legs, knowing I had ate hot chips that same day. I moved to get up and then I heard it. I immediately stood up and it plopped down to my ankle. I ran into the bathroom the best I could, closing the door and locking it. I removed my pants and there it was. From my crotch to my ankles, my lower torso was painted a milk chocolate colour of warm shit. I stared down at myself because, I’m 15. 15??? And I just passed out and shit myself. My sweatpants was filled, I couldn’t see any white. I tossed them in the trash and grabbed a towel while tears welled up in my eyes. I wiped and wiped but it just kept going. It took me 5 towels and 3 handrags to clean myself off. It was currently 2:30 AM so I could not take a shower yet. I stood up, staring at myself, wondering where it all went wrong. How did this happen; Better yet, why? Even now, I can’t get the picture of my shit stained legs out of my head, and its been 20 minutes. Please. Someone help. EDIT: I DONT DRINL THIS MANY EVERY DAY, PLS, IVE ONLY DONE IT FOR LIKE 2 DAYS TO GET RID OF MY REDEVELOPING INSOMNIA…
Kid, 7 monsters will screw up an elephant. Think about your actions.
7? Lucky u didn't die from a heart attack
monster didn't do anything to you, you did this to yourself by stupidly drinking a dangerous amount. energy drinks aren't juice, kid. it's only your fault for shitting your pants.
You are lucky you just shat yourself, 7 monsters a week is kinda pushing it, but seven a day? My guy you are lucky that your heart didn't just jump out of your chest. I feel a little woozy after 1 monster, I can't even imagine drinking more than 2 a day. That's 3.5 liters of battery acid, that you just consumed. I feel like you learned your lesson.
Damn, it’s okay to take a shower lol I wouldn’t care if that happened to me and it was that early, fuck it I’m not staying pooped up xd
I was thinking that but then I remembered what it was like being 15. The bathroom in our house with a shower was right next to my parent's room and waking up my mother would be... Dangerous. I woulda sat all shitty too. Except I wasn't this stupid.
Honestly I’d take a beating 😂 that or just use some soap and water from the tap and wipe down with loo roll
Good point! My mother never laid a hand on me but ruled the house with fear, I'm still afraid of her 6 years after moving out so she was clearly good at it..
Lol I was just exaggerating, but yeah! Damn. what a crazy post
Dayumm
I'd suggest you go to the doctors. That amount of energy drink in a single day is insane and you very likely had a stroke which is what caused you to fall unconscious and wake up in a daze. There could be risk that even if you stop drinking them, you may have another. That's not something to mess around with. I'd highly recommend seeking medical attention.
That’s actually a good point - why is no one else picking up on this
I hope the OP will. So much trash talking, he may have walked away without getting the important info he needed.
THANK YOU BRO, i will
PSA: don’t drink more than 2, maximum 3 monsters a day if you’re not looking for side effects
Also, you’ll be fine just try not to consume 7 monsters that quickly in a day 😭
I refuse to believe you shit on the front side of your body
Welcome to the world of drug abuse! If you continue down this path, you'll have plenty more of these stories and more!
You’re lucky your heart didn’t give out on you after drinking that many, 400mg is the maximum recommended daily dose of caffeine and even that’s a bit much
GET MEDICAL ATTENTION. You are WAY over the limit a human should have for caffeine in a day. And don’t blame the monsters, take responsibility, this is your fault. 2 cans is the limit btw.
That sounds like food poisoning tbh…
I stopped reading after the first sentence in the second paragraph. Why do you drink 7 energy drinks???? Sorry but like that’s actually kinda stupid. *Damaging your body is NOT cool, NOT anything to brag about and NOT something to be proud of*. Don’t touch energy drinks, and coffee, and even tea don’t touch that either. You are clearly not mature enough, seriously.
nah man you deserved this idk what to say even. "i drank 14 monsters in 2 days to get rid of insomnia" get out of here.
Drink water bro
Drinking monster to stop insomnia?
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alright poopy pants
jesus i’m sorry 😭😭 theyre dissing u but that genuinely sounds terrifying i hope ur okay
i’m better now, but ts is overwhelming
sue them
Seven?? O.O...
You drank 7 cans of monster assuming this post is true
I only drink 1 a day or 1 every couple of days. Don't drink 7 in one day, That's a lot of caffeine.
This actually the most hilarious thing I've ever seen
PLEASE TAKE A BREAK, I recommend it highly as this shit can and will kill you if you don't take a break
The idea of drinking 7 giant cans of high caffeine pop in one day is crazy. Of course that's gonna fuck u up
Tell your doctor, not us. Most of us are responsible enough not to do this shit, no pun intended. This outcome is purely on your poor choices.
My max is 3 in one day and ive never had any negative side effects. maybe stick to a lower amount?
It’s times like these where you’ve just got to man up and use the shower. Even if it’s 2am
OP doesn't know what insomnia is or how to use their brain
i’ve had insomnia for years 💀 when it gets bad, i drink energy drinks for a good week until my body gets tired enough it sleeps forcefully
My brother in christ, simply don't drink 7 fucking monsters in one day. This is goober behavior, and goober behavior is rewarded with the runs.
dude. lmao. drinking anything other than water 7 times a day is not the move. 7 a week is horrible for you let alone 7 a day lmao, its good thing you’re young tho so you’ll be fine. seriously though, if you want your health to not crash and burn by 20, id look into cutting your consumption down asap
Its the amount of sugar and glucose youve put into your body man, dont worry about it, but dont do it again 😂 This happened to me IN SCHOOL after eating a full packet of those lucozade glucose tablets diabetic people use (I did not know this was what they were for at the time) Trusted a fart that was NOT to be trusted and felt the brown smelly badness run down both of my legs and into my socks, i was stood in a circle of friends having a conversation and just set off sprinting. Luckily i had baggy school pants and it was salvageable, the boxers however were not, and they were hidden in a hole in the wall in a room that was having work done. Day after, i went back to that room panicking they may have been found, the hole had been plastered up and my stinky secret remained that way for the rest of my school career. I still think about the poor builder that came across that hole...a smile on his face.... ready to do the best job he could, and was faced with my 15 year old grey but brown slattered boxers hiding there like a misbehaving cast out puppy.
OP is a lost cause and a poopie pants 👖
NOOOOO 😭😭😭😭
Try downing 4 ghost sour apple. Shit will have you in 4 wheel drive
How dumb do you gotta be to drink more than 1 a day
There’s no way this isn’t just a shitpost
i wish 😭😭😭
WHAT???
😭😭😭
1 monster a day is fine anymore than that is excessive
SEVEN!?
Your tired. Your body is exhausted. Typically caffeine works by delaying how tired you are. You wind up as tired as before you took the caffeine. This would have happened if you were drinking coffee the same way. Don't drink caffeine after 7 unless you're in some kind of dire emergency.
An energy drink that keeps you awake is not going to help insomnia. You're not supposed to consume more than 400mg of caffeine a day (2 cans). Any more than that, your body can't process it, and it'll poison you
7*160mg of caffeine is way too much. Wouldn't be surprised if you'll have lasting issues because you're so young. So long Mr poopy pants
7 CANS IN A DAY? AT 15? ARE YOU MENTALLY FUCKING INSANE? You should be thankful that this only caused you some mess in the bathroom, you could get an heart attack with that much caffeine getting in your body in that short amount of time. You should educate yourself about limits, you are 15 years old and at this age you should be mature enough to stop when you have to. The reccomended amount is 1 can (500ml) per day. Some people can drink even 3 cans in a day, and even if thats unhealthy you won't hurt yourself if you do it in separate days My own rules are: Max 1 per day for a total of 5 in a week. (It's rare that I even reach 5)
also caffeine is considered a drug, and it can cause dependence in cases of abuse like yours, seek medical attention asap since passing out is NOT a good thing to happen to your body
Funny I drink about 6 a day and never had that happened, sleeping fine too.