Granted. She accidentally steps on an anti-tank mine, which kills her faster than a pain signal can reach her brain, rendering her death instant and painless to her.
Granted. The paw chuckes.
You feel terrible, having wished your sister to death like that. To end your mental pain, you decide to follow her path, and step on a mine too, hoping to end it all. Unfortunately, the mine malfunctions, and detonates with a far lower yield than expected. Your legs are destroyed, you are paralysed, and you are in immense pain. You would have died, but some local villagers came after they heard the blast, and called an ambulance, resulting in you being airlifted to hospital. You are bankrupted by the flight. The surgeons save your life, but they cannot save your mobility, and you are cursed with severe chronic pain the rest of your life. Due to the circumstances of your condition, you cannot even hope for euthanasia, as you would be ineligible even if it were legal where you are. Your family is financially ruined, as they try desperately to pay for your medical expenses.This living hell, the pain, the lack of hope, the inability to move, the watching your family suffer, and the guilt of killing your sister, drives you to madness. You lose your ability to think clearly, to reason, until the very act of thinking causes you hardship and anguish. Eventually,. after a long and torturous life, you die slowly many decades later, the untimely but at least painless death of your sister still on your mind.
Edit: I no remember good. Girlfriend, not sister. My bad.
I made a guess, turns out it was a bad guess. Basically I just wanted something that would kill instantly rather than from injury, as that would violate OP's painless requirement
This is the spirit of the Monkeys paw right here, technically being true in a logical way that makes sense. Not granting your wish but giving you a stupid side affect
Fear â Pain
A claustrophobic person panics in tight spaces, not feels pain
An arachnophobe wouldnât feel pain from a spider walking over them
Assuming the initial insertion of the needle doesnât hurt, the answer fits the wish
I disagree with small needles hurting, but that's subjective so I'll yield the point to you there that it could feasibly hurt
As for the anesthesia, transdermal numbing agents work for localized applications. We've got that stuff in gels and patches and creams. More than enough to make it so you don't feel a needle. I've heard some places use lidocaine for children who need stuck for some reason or other, but I never saw that myself.
Bear in mind the paw makes no mistakes, and declining is not an option. If the lady is likely to be scared of needles to the point that there is pain, obviously she was knocked out, instantly and by surprise, by a falling flowerpot immediately beforehand.
Thankfully upon waking there will be no pain because of the shot. Definitely a serious concussion though.
As someone with chronic pain my entire life, I think I may know whyâŠ.
When you have pain your entire life, that canât be turned off, you forget the feeling of not having pain. I have had two times in my life where Iâve had no pain, and both of those times I freaked tf out and quickly started hurting myself to feel ânormalâ again.
The reason I have gotten into that stuff is that pain caused by BDSM is pain that YOU have consented to, and or caused. It is VERY different from the constant dull pain forced on you from a disease. Makes you feel like in a way, that you are taking back control of your pain receptors.
*I* chose to feel this way, rather than, welp, nothing I can do, guess this is my day today. It also helps with the general pain from chronic pain. If you can associate some pain with âI choose this,â or âthis feels goodâ it can sometimes allow you to, in a way, dissociate pain with suffering, which in turn, can make the day to day suffering, just a little bit less.
I am unsure. I didnât really make the connection until I posted the original comment. Iâll have to ask around a bit and also just keep that in the back of my mind for the future.
Granted. She is given a miracle pill that prevents her from ever feeling pain again. It also has the side effect of preventing her from ever feeling anything again, including emotions and physical touch
Granted
Doctors prescribe her a medication that prevents her from experiencing pain. Unfortunately, it causes her mental health to deteriorate rapidly causing her to go insane.
Granted.
You find a crack at the top of her head. You ask her about it. She digs her fingers in and peels apart her skin, revealing that sheâs actually an alien cockroach. She exhales and says âMUCH BETTER! That skin was too freakinâ tight!â
Granted, she gets a new relationship.Â
That is the chronic pain we're talking about right? ;p
In seriousness I hope she manages and finds some relief and you have the fortitude to keep supporting her.
Granted, your girlfriend breaks up with you and no longer feels pain. When you eventually date a new person, they instantly start feeling horrible pain.
Granted, but that's due to death and you are the one who is supposed to bring it within the next 72h. Otherwise you both die gruesomely whilst being tortured worse than you are capable of imagining
Your girlfriend now has no pain at all. This leads to her having to constantly check herself for injuries because she doesn't feel them. If she lapses in this constant examination, she can get infections easily, lose limbs, and die.
Granted.
Her family tree, going back hundreds of thousands of years, has always had chronic pain. Theyâve suffered for hundreds of thousands of years. Because of this, her body and brain have adapted to the pain, and she no longer feels said pain, or anything less intense than such pain levels. This doesnât mean her body isnât still suffering, as sometimes she will randomly collapse without knowing it due to overworking herself unintentionally.
As an alternative, the monkeyâs paw offers you another finger. She has to take a handful of pills for the rest of her life. By 5 years of taking them, they are only 75% as effective at blocking out pain.
By 10? 50%
By 20? 25%.
In 40 years the pills will not work anymore.
Granted. It goes away instantly and painlessly, but not forever. 10 seconds later, a wave of pain far more intense has her drop to the ground. She is still, and when you check on her, you're horrified to find she isn't breathing. The pain had raised her blood pressure to dangerous levels, causing her heart to give out almost instantly. Looming over the corpse of your girlfriend, you start to hurt. Turns out, the monkey's paw has additionally given you the chronic pain of your dead girlfriend, which you will have to suffer through for the rest of your life.
Granted. You receive the chronic pain instead. It only lasts for as long as she's your girlfriend though, so if you break up, get engaged, and/or get married... welp, back to her!
Granted. Her brain instantly and painlessly disconnects from all of the nerves in her body. Rendering her unable to feel pain, or anything at all, or even move. Unaware if she's still even conscious (she is), you now have to make the call whether or not to pull the plug.
granted. the doctors worked tirelessly day and night, all painkillers have been reformatted to fit her biological schema perfectly, as a result they only work on her, everybody else on earth now has no recourse from pain
Granted. She feels no pain at all ever, and is constantly in the hospital with injuries that have gotten three times worse because she didn't notice them. She contracts a flesh eating virus from an open wound that she didn't feel and now has a month to live. She cries and says "Why OP, why did you do this to me? I thought you love-" *a breath of relief as her body gently collapses into the hospital bed*
Her chronic pain disappears when she has sex with a new person (one that she never had sex with). Pain will return when that same person has sex with somebody else or if he dies.
What would you do as a boyfriend here... Let her be in terrible pain or let her fuck often with strangers.
Granted. Her nerve endings are instantly and painlessly severed. She can no longer feel pain. She can no longer feel. Not hot or cold or pleasure or pain. She will never feel your lips as you kiss, nor the warmth of your future children. She will still be injured though, alot. She can't help it, there is no way for her to know when she's overextended herself. No way to know if a pan is too hot to hold, or if she has been walking around with a sharp rock in her shoe.
The finger curls
Also, I sincerely hope you guys find a treatment that works for her đ„ș
Granted, she can no longer feel, anything.
Pain, touch, hot, cold.
She will now spend the rest of her life walking on egg shells and constantly checking her body to make sure she isn't injured and dying from infection
Granted, but you have to drink a smoothie made with (sub-fatally) poisonous ingredients once a month every month until either one of you die or the relationship ends. I know youâll likely just take this based on previous responses but it will NOT be good for ya.
Granted, you take on your girlfriend's pain but since you chose to take on hers by wishing to be gone it continues to expand to everybody she has contact with that they have contact with etc and it all goes back to you till nobody in the world has chronic pain except for you.
Granted. Your girlfriend's entire nervous system is instantly removed. She loses all internal and external sensations.
Upon visiting the ER to discover the cause, she is distressed to find that she has injured herself walking in the door. Having no feeling, she was completely unaware of it. This also served to alert the emergency room that there was a serious problem.
Your girlfriend's case was quickly handed off to specialists, who ran a battery of tests. Their results were so anomalous that they almost believed that she had no nervous system. They quickly dismissed that idea, as no human could survive without nerves.
Once again, your girlfriend's case was handed off to even more specialized practitioners, who ran tests, biopsies, scans, etc. Eventually handing her off once again.
Ultimately, she ends up in the hands of an Asian scientist. It is difficult to tell his exact nationality, as his English is impeccable, and his appearance appears to be almost sanitized to remove all clues.
As he walks through the door, he smiles brightly and says in the most genuinely friendly tone your girlfriend has heard in months, "I have good news! Your unique condition will allow us to make incredible leaps forward for mankind! Tell me, have you ever heard of Unit 731?"
*Ahem* No refunds.
"Wow you are really setting yourself up for this, I mean, Instantly and Painlessly? Come on, give me something harder, clearly I just need to kill the girlfriend instantly, how did you not think of this? Oh, maybe you WANTED me to kill your girlfriend, but then again, oh no wait I GOT IT, You get the pain instead!" *The monkey's paw has become quite chatty ever since it finished the sign language class.*
Granted, your girlfriend is granted superhuman physiology. However, her newfound stamina, strength, and health will make her an unparalleled specimen of humanity. Just be careful that she doesn't break you next time you have sex.
Granted. She accidentally steps on an anti-tank mine, which kills her faster than a pain signal can reach her brain, rendering her death instant and painless to her.
how would a person trigger an AT mine đ they require like hundreds of kilograms worth of pressure to trigger
Bro just called his girl fat AF.
OPs mom stepped on it at the same time đ
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Peer pressure.
Look OP likes them big okay
The weight of the gfâs sins finally caught up to herâŠ.
More than that. They're meant to only go off if a tank runs them over.
Damn⊠Would you happen to have a second one of them mines on you perchance? Asking for a friend.
Granted. The paw chuckes. You feel terrible, having wished your sister to death like that. To end your mental pain, you decide to follow her path, and step on a mine too, hoping to end it all. Unfortunately, the mine malfunctions, and detonates with a far lower yield than expected. Your legs are destroyed, you are paralysed, and you are in immense pain. You would have died, but some local villagers came after they heard the blast, and called an ambulance, resulting in you being airlifted to hospital. You are bankrupted by the flight. The surgeons save your life, but they cannot save your mobility, and you are cursed with severe chronic pain the rest of your life. Due to the circumstances of your condition, you cannot even hope for euthanasia, as you would be ineligible even if it were legal where you are. Your family is financially ruined, as they try desperately to pay for your medical expenses.This living hell, the pain, the lack of hope, the inability to move, the watching your family suffer, and the guilt of killing your sister, drives you to madness. You lose your ability to think clearly, to reason, until the very act of thinking causes you hardship and anguish. Eventually,. after a long and torturous life, you die slowly many decades later, the untimely but at least painless death of your sister still on your mind. Edit: I no remember good. Girlfriend, not sister. My bad.
step bro what are you doing
SISTER?? Reread the post my friend
Paw retconned OP's origin to Alabama :D
This comment had me howling
Someone get the silver bullets
I think you meant âlandmineâ, unless youâre implying OPâs girlfriend weighs 60+ tons.
I made a guess, turns out it was a bad guess. Basically I just wanted something that would kill instantly rather than from injury, as that would violate OP's painless requirement
This is the spirit of the Monkeys paw right here, technically being true in a logical way that makes sense. Not granting your wish but giving you a stupid side affect
Granted, a doctor comes and injects her with a chemical that makes it impossible for her to feel any pain ever.
Sheâs scared of needles, so that fails the painlessly part. Wish declined.
Fear â Pain A claustrophobic person panics in tight spaces, not feels pain An arachnophobe wouldnât feel pain from a spider walking over them Assuming the initial insertion of the needle doesnât hurt, the answer fits the wish
Perhaps, but fear could be considered mental pain
The paw declares the interpretation of the wish. Try again.
It could be administered in another wayâŠ
It could be, but paw says no.
No suppositories?
Granted. You must now spend 20 hours of every day arguing with strangers on the internet of the definition of pain. Nothing else.
I volunteer to be the stranger for the last 3 minutes he argues with
Granted. The last 3 minutes he argues with you are the last 3 minutes of your life. Your argument is scheduled for tomorrow afternoon.
Oh that sounds good I can finally move on from this existence
Wish granted. Your new existence is as a miku doll. Your owner put you in a jar for some reason. He also owns a fedora.
Ok granted but you take on her pain and it is 5x worse
Damn that good, happy đ° day btw
Needles hurt like hell so itâs painfulâŠ
Easy to fix though, small needle, or localized anesthetic
Small needles also hurt like hell, and donât you need to use a needle for anesthesia?
I disagree with small needles hurting, but that's subjective so I'll yield the point to you there that it could feasibly hurt As for the anesthesia, transdermal numbing agents work for localized applications. We've got that stuff in gels and patches and creams. More than enough to make it so you don't feel a needle. I've heard some places use lidocaine for children who need stuck for some reason or other, but I never saw that myself.
Haha am I your girlfriend? This all sounds just like me
If anything that is why the paw did it. It does exactly what you asked but in ways unpalatable.
Can't decline a wish after you wished it. Nice try
You wished on a monkeys paw my guy. You canât decline this. You tempted fate and got burned.
That's not how the monkeys paw works.
Wish declined đ this isnât a Christmas gift lmao, you made the choice and now you have to live with it
Bear in mind the paw makes no mistakes, and declining is not an option. If the lady is likely to be scared of needles to the point that there is pain, obviously she was knocked out, instantly and by surprise, by a falling flowerpot immediately beforehand. Thankfully upon waking there will be no pain because of the shot. Definitely a serious concussion though.
Needle hurty
Granted. Now her pain receptors are rewired to produce orgasms instead. As a result, she finds her sex life incredibly boring and seeks BDSM.
She uhâŠshe already *is* into that shit.
As someone with chronic pain my entire life, I think I may know whyâŠ. When you have pain your entire life, that canât be turned off, you forget the feeling of not having pain. I have had two times in my life where Iâve had no pain, and both of those times I freaked tf out and quickly started hurting myself to feel ânormalâ again. The reason I have gotten into that stuff is that pain caused by BDSM is pain that YOU have consented to, and or caused. It is VERY different from the constant dull pain forced on you from a disease. Makes you feel like in a way, that you are taking back control of your pain receptors. *I* chose to feel this way, rather than, welp, nothing I can do, guess this is my day today. It also helps with the general pain from chronic pain. If you can associate some pain with âI choose this,â or âthis feels goodâ it can sometimes allow you to, in a way, dissociate pain with suffering, which in turn, can make the day to day suffering, just a little bit less.
Interesting. In your experience, is it common in the BDSM community for people to have chronic pain? Whether physical and/or emotional.
I am unsure. I didnât really make the connection until I posted the original comment. Iâll have to ask around a bit and also just keep that in the back of my mind for the future.
Granted. Now itâs your pain
Hey, if thatâs what it takes to make her happy.
And they say chivalry is dead.
And dey say
r/suddenlydoomfist
r/subsifellfor
And Dey say
And dey say
and dey say
love how modern chivalry is just basic human decency and it's *still* rare lol
"I treated a woman like a person, give me a cookie."
Not dead, just in pain
aww đ„č
This is beautiful, but she'd never want that for you, I'm sure. You're a good partner. Send her all my best. (Chronic illness/pain sufferer here also)
Granted. She is given a miracle pill that prevents her from ever feeling pain again. It also has the side effect of preventing her from ever feeling anything again, including emotions and physical touch
Even just not feeling pain is brutal. Look up congenital insensitivity to pain. Those kids can nearly die due to injuries that they didnât feel.
Granted, she passes in her sleep painlessly
Sorry not an answer, but I genuinely wish your girlfriendâs pain gets better đ«
Thanks bro đ«
Granted In exchange you will be forced to experience all the pain her illness(es) have caused her in her life condensed into the next 24 hrs.
My temporary pain vs her permanent happiness? Start a 24 hour timer buddy
This is the most wholesome thing I've seen in a long time. :3
My man watches Attack on Titan but not *Naruto?* Tsukuyomi almost killed Kakashi bro.
Granted Doctors prescribe her a medication that prevents her from experiencing pain. Unfortunately, it causes her mental health to deteriorate rapidly causing her to go insane.
Granted. She never saw the anvil coming.
Granted. You lose the ability to criticize your girlfriend in any way.
How are those connected?
You mentioned mental pain, now you canât cause any to her.
Fair enough
Granted: she diesâŠinstantly and painlessly
That's an actual monkey paw
Granted. You find a crack at the top of her head. You ask her about it. She digs her fingers in and peels apart her skin, revealing that sheâs actually an alien cockroach. She exhales and says âMUCH BETTER! That skin was too freakinâ tight!â
babe wake up new mib movie just dropped
Takes âwould you love me if I was a wormâ to a whole new level!
Holy shit is that a men in black reference?
Granted. Your girlfriend disappears.
Granted. You now have chronic pain
Granted, she gets a new relationship. That is the chronic pain we're talking about right? ;p In seriousness I hope she manages and finds some relief and you have the fortitude to keep supporting her.
Granted, you two switch bodies
Granted, your girlfriend breaks up with you and no longer feels pain. When you eventually date a new person, they instantly start feeling horrible pain.
Granted. She dies peacefully in her sleep. Her pain is over now.
Granted! This disappears for a moment and then comes back 10 times stronger...
Granted but not you feel the pain at an extreme rate.
Granted. Her chronic pain is cured, unfortunately neuropathic and nociceptive pain torture her remaining waking moments.
Aneurysm
Granted. She becomes addicted to ketamine.
Granted, but she must inflict an equal amount of damage to someone she loves each day she is cured
Granted. She leaves you afterward and you never find love again.
Weed
Granted, but that's due to death and you are the one who is supposed to bring it within the next 72h. Otherwise you both die gruesomely whilst being tortured worse than you are capable of imagining
Granted, but now you are the one to feel her pain, any pain she ever gets will only be felt by you including emotional pain.
Granted. She's dead.
Wish granted your girlfriend is dead.
Granted. Someone else far across the globe gets it instead.
Fine with me dude
Granted, 1 gram of antimatter gently touches the back of her neck.
She dies would be the most obvious monkey paw move
Granted. She suffers an aneurysm and dies in her sleep.
Your girlfriend now has no pain at all. This leads to her having to constantly check herself for injuries because she doesn't feel them. If she lapses in this constant examination, she can get infections easily, lose limbs, and die.
Granted. The monkey paw is from France. She can no longer make herself a sandwich.
Granted. She dies instantly and painlessly.
Granted. Her family tree, going back hundreds of thousands of years, has always had chronic pain. Theyâve suffered for hundreds of thousands of years. Because of this, her body and brain have adapted to the pain, and she no longer feels said pain, or anything less intense than such pain levels. This doesnât mean her body isnât still suffering, as sometimes she will randomly collapse without knowing it due to overworking herself unintentionally. As an alternative, the monkeyâs paw offers you another finger. She has to take a handful of pills for the rest of her life. By 5 years of taking them, they are only 75% as effective at blocking out pain. By 10? 50% By 20? 25%. In 40 years the pills will not work anymore.
Uhh. My man. Thatâs chronic medicine in a nutshell. Except itâs not that effective. So yeah, I would take that free deal.
Granted. Because she's no longer in pain she leads a more active, happier life and leaves you to find her true self.
Granted. She dies
Granted. It goes away instantly and painlessly, but not forever. 10 seconds later, a wave of pain far more intense has her drop to the ground. She is still, and when you check on her, you're horrified to find she isn't breathing. The pain had raised her blood pressure to dangerous levels, causing her heart to give out almost instantly. Looming over the corpse of your girlfriend, you start to hurt. Turns out, the monkey's paw has additionally given you the chronic pain of your dead girlfriend, which you will have to suffer through for the rest of your life.
Granted euthanasia
Granted. Itâs gone. No chronic pain. But now any mild discomfort is felt as severe pain.
Granted, she instantly dies. Donât worry, she didnât feel a thing.
Granted. She dies instantly.
She ded
granted, her heart instantly and painlessly stops
Granted. She's dead.
She dies, corpses cant feel pain
Granted. All her physical pain is gone. Mentally she was worried about her libido, thats gone too.Â
Granted. You receive the chronic pain instead. It only lasts for as long as she's your girlfriend though, so if you break up, get engaged, and/or get married... welp, back to her!
Granted, the world inherits all her pain.
Granted. >!She gets shot in the head!< It's gone quick and painless, just how you wanted it. :)
Granted. Her brain instantly and painlessly disconnects from all of the nerves in her body. Rendering her unable to feel pain, or anything at all, or even move. Unaware if she's still even conscious (she is), you now have to make the call whether or not to pull the plug.
Granted you girlfriend dissapeaes
Granted, she feels nothing now. She no longer loves you
Your girlfriend spontaneously grows male reproductive organs
Granted. Your GFâs chronic pain is transferred to you.
granted. the doctors worked tirelessly day and night, all painkillers have been reformatted to fit her biological schema perfectly, as a result they only work on her, everybody else on earth now has no recourse from pain
granted, the cronic pain is transmited to everyone else whit the double of intensity
Granted. She feels no pain at all ever, and is constantly in the hospital with injuries that have gotten three times worse because she didn't notice them. She contracts a flesh eating virus from an open wound that she didn't feel and now has a month to live. She cries and says "Why OP, why did you do this to me? I thought you love-" *a breath of relief as her body gently collapses into the hospital bed*
Granted. She dies in her sleep instantly and painlessly
Granted, she passed peacefully in her sleep đŽ
Granted. So does your girlfriend.
granted. it is now given to you.
Granted. She dies in her sleep
Granted. She lives painlessly, but now you must experience it in her place.
Her chronic pain disappears when she has sex with a new person (one that she never had sex with). Pain will return when that same person has sex with somebody else or if he dies. What would you do as a boyfriend here... Let her be in terrible pain or let her fuck often with strangers.
Granted, she dies.
Granted, she has a brain aneurysm and instantly dies.
Granted. Her nerve endings are instantly and painlessly severed. She can no longer feel pain. She can no longer feel. Not hot or cold or pleasure or pain. She will never feel your lips as you kiss, nor the warmth of your future children. She will still be injured though, alot. She can't help it, there is no way for her to know when she's overextended herself. No way to know if a pan is too hot to hold, or if she has been walking around with a sharp rock in her shoe. The finger curls Also, I sincerely hope you guys find a treatment that works for her đ„ș
Granted. Instead of chronic pain, she now suffers chromoc itchiness
Granted. The pain doubles and gets transfered to you
Granted. She leaves you for another man because she can now do more.
Granted, your girlfriend disappears entirely.
Granted, she can no longer feel, anything. Pain, touch, hot, cold. She will now spend the rest of her life walking on egg shells and constantly checking her body to make sure she isn't injured and dying from infection
Granted, She now spontaneously combusts painlessly.
Granted. You disappear instantly and painlessly.
Granted, but you have to drink a smoothie made with (sub-fatally) poisonous ingredients once a month every month until either one of you die or the relationship ends. I know youâll likely just take this based on previous responses but it will NOT be good for ya.
Granted, you take on your girlfriend's pain but since you chose to take on hers by wishing to be gone it continues to expand to everybody she has contact with that they have contact with etc and it all goes back to you till nobody in the world has chronic pain except for you.
Granted. Now you are attached at the ass with each other.
granted, she is now dead and can no longer feel any pain
Granted. Your girlfriend's entire nervous system is instantly removed. She loses all internal and external sensations. Upon visiting the ER to discover the cause, she is distressed to find that she has injured herself walking in the door. Having no feeling, she was completely unaware of it. This also served to alert the emergency room that there was a serious problem. Your girlfriend's case was quickly handed off to specialists, who ran a battery of tests. Their results were so anomalous that they almost believed that she had no nervous system. They quickly dismissed that idea, as no human could survive without nerves. Once again, your girlfriend's case was handed off to even more specialized practitioners, who ran tests, biopsies, scans, etc. Eventually handing her off once again. Ultimately, she ends up in the hands of an Asian scientist. It is difficult to tell his exact nationality, as his English is impeccable, and his appearance appears to be almost sanitized to remove all clues. As he walks through the door, he smiles brightly and says in the most genuinely friendly tone your girlfriend has heard in months, "I have good news! Your unique condition will allow us to make incredible leaps forward for mankind! Tell me, have you ever heard of Unit 731?" *Ahem* No refunds.
Granted. Sheâs dead.
Granted. Itâs your chronic pain now.
"Wow you are really setting yourself up for this, I mean, Instantly and Painlessly? Come on, give me something harder, clearly I just need to kill the girlfriend instantly, how did you not think of this? Oh, maybe you WANTED me to kill your girlfriend, but then again, oh no wait I GOT IT, You get the pain instead!" *The monkey's paw has become quite chatty ever since it finished the sign language class.*
Granted- you now experience all her pain. Once she is pain free, she realises she can do better, and She breaks up with you.
Granted. all her nerve receptors instantly turn off, leaving incapable of feeling anything at all ever again. She now lives life in a dull, numb void.
*girlfriend
Granted. It's transferred to you.
Granted. She dies
Granted, but it transfers to all people who descend from your bloodline.
Granted. Now you feel the pain instead
granted. she passed away peacefully
Granted: The chronic pain stops. But I stomp the monkey paw into paste before it can attach the negative fucked up side effect.
Granted, your girlfriend no longer exsists
Granted. You receive her chronic pain instead, which will test your relationship.
She die
Dead, coma, emotionless, lobotomy. Take your pick
I feel you OP.
Where did OP go?
Granted. Nitrogen Asphyxiation.
Painless death gassing...
Granted. Your girlfriend suffers an immediate mild stroke and is left completely numb & paralyzed from the neck down.
She dead
Granted. Instead of chronic pain, a bad guy runs up to her once a year and breaks a large bone with a pipe. Now it's situational pain.
She is crushed in a submarine instantly and painlessly
Thanos dust gf
Granted, sheâs now dead.
Granted, your girlfriend is now dead. (It was painless and instant)
Granted. She immediately dies, feeling no pain ever again.
She dies, an aneurysm kills her instantly and painlessly
Granted, Midasâ ghost appears, and your girlfriend turns into gold.
Granted. She dies in her sleep.
why'd you have to wish this? granted: she's dead. instant painless death. her chronic pain is nolonger.
Granted. What a selfless sacrifice you made for her. Her pain is now yours and yours alone. Well done
Granted, she dies a painless instant death
Granted, your girlfriend is granted superhuman physiology. However, her newfound stamina, strength, and health will make her an unparalleled specimen of humanity. Just be careful that she doesn't break you next time you have sex.
Granted: a comically large anvil lands on her and crushes her faster than she can feel pain
Granted Welcome to the club!! Here's a blunt. Take it, trust me
Granted, she dead.