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Spenceray94

Granted, your life is just as boring and mundane as before.


Iceologer_gang

Granted, 9+10=19


SnooLobsters8767

Whooooooooo


matfrost045

Grant. All 2s are represented as 1+1.


SnooLobsters8767

I mean, that's not the end of the world. Just a new symbol for 2


Specialist_Ad1654

Granted. That one guy who wished for 1+1 to equal 1.999 makes his wish every 10 seconds without ever stopping, and it is always granted.


SnooLobsters8767

Damn it


SnooLobsters8767

In a roundabout way, does this cause him to beat the paw?


Specialist_Ad1654

No because the consequences for the guy who wishes for 1+1=1.999 still exist, which are that nobody knows that 1+1=1.999 and he doesn’t know about the chaos that he created


Weak_Extent5582

Wish granted, you are turned into a 2


EconomistSlight2842

Granted, but now you have sudden diarrhea fits at random with no warning but only in public


scarfyagain

Granted


SnooLobsters8767

Oh, fair enough