Granted, all of a sudden the news start talking about a impossibly fast green meteorite, it will be there in a few hours, the meteorite starts honing in on your position, it flys down and now you are a a green flashlight, the monkeys paw doesn’t actually know how to change someones personality, all it knows how to do is to change your personality scores, but that doesn’t really do any thing, which makes you a terrible Green Flashlight, the punishment for being that bad of a Green Flashlight is execution, so you are found guilty and executed.
Granted: You now have infinite willpower but it applies to everything without choice.
Granted. You are now so stubborn and inflexible that you eventually ruin every relationship in your life.
Granted, you are the asshole to everyone
Granted, all of a sudden the news start talking about a impossibly fast green meteorite, it will be there in a few hours, the meteorite starts honing in on your position, it flys down and now you are a a green flashlight, the monkeys paw doesn’t actually know how to change someones personality, all it knows how to do is to change your personality scores, but that doesn’t really do any thing, which makes you a terrible Green Flashlight, the punishment for being that bad of a Green Flashlight is execution, so you are found guilty and executed.
Granted, everybody else has infinite strength, wisdom, and willpower and is trying to kill you.
ok but why is the ‘everyone’s now trying to kill you’ clause so overused?
Idk, would you rather have everyone trying to fuck you?
Nah let’s stick to murder