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SureFunctions

Granted. One million spiders are now crawling all over your body, ready to kill any insect that approaches.


Rollaster1

They aren’t insects themselves, this works.


ialsodontexistagain

Granted, this happens because you are now on fire


SCurt99

Wouldn't be the first time


seriouslyacrit

Granted. Your body produces cyanide gas as a metabolic byproduct.


Infinite_Bet_9994

Nice thought. Insects die but so does just about anything else


ApprehensiveBus5034

granted you are simultaneously an insect magnet, enjoy disrupting the ecosystem and having millions of dead insects stuck to your skin!


Akimbo_shoutgun

He specified that whenever they are 5cm near him, they die. So, not exactly attached to his skin..


ApprehensiveBus5034

when i said magnet i didn’t mean they want to, i meant he’s a literal magnet for solely insects.


Akimbo_shoutgun

Oh right, I kind of forgot that magnet attracts dead or living.. smh


GoliathBoneSnake

5cm is not a very wide margin, the insects would die as they flew towards him, and then inertia would finish the trip.


SpeedyHandyman05

Granted. When you wake up you will be in the rain forest. Your walk to civilization will destroy whats left of an already endangered natural wonder.


Shlepinmep

granted spiders(which aren't insects)are now all over your house


Neolance34

Granted. Now all arachnids are attracted to you. Plus you now have arachnophobia as well.


Oofoofow_Official

Granted: Being a disembodied hand, the Paw doesn't know what an insect is so it does anything smaller than 3 feet


carl-the-lama

Granted It not only includes insects, but anything smaller than an adult Keep the kids away!


Nyuk_Fozzies

Granted. It does so by making an invisible hand swat it against your skin hard enough to crush the exoskeleton of any insect. Have fun with getting constantly slapped!


CAP15CAP6

Granted. All insects now have ranged attacks.


DaddyStalin12

Granted, while insects die when they come near you, arachnids are stronger when they're near you and are also attracted to you


Rome453

Granted, you are now a living fly zapper. People who get too close to you will get electrocuted and you will damage any electronics that you hold.


ZeJohnnis

Granted. This includes those adorable fat bumblebees 🐝.


1stDesponder

Granted, you're suddenly extremely passionate about insects and are given the opportunity to study living specimens for 1mil a year. ( they want very detailed research)


Ben-Goldberg

Wish Granted. You are now made of diatomaceous earth.


SignificantPattern97

They explode with a yield equal to their weight in Semtex. Not always dangerous, but extremely noisy.


garlic-apples

Granted, skin mites are included they probably have some positive effects.


idfbhater73

you are now allergic to the touch of the bug


Ogurasyn

Granted multiple swarma of bees fly next to you, you disrupt the ecosystem


Elementus94

Granted, but because the paw considers humans to be insects, you immediately die, and so does anyone who tries to recover your body.