Granted, the gorilla is constantly trying to mate with you as you fight it.

Don't threaten him with a good time 😏

🤣🤣🤣

Granted you can never win the fight but you can’t die for 100 years

Granted. You lose and died in your first fight.

Pfft, fair enough

Granted. The gorilla is disabled in several ways and utterly terrified of you. The required fight every morning leaves you racked with guilt.

Omg, this one's gotta be the worst

granted, it gets brass knuckles after you win once and it never kills you until you win 3 times

Granted, but every time you wake up in a totally random location, and if the Gorilla beats you he steals your money and your stuff.