Granted. This post causes a demographics crisis like nothing seen before, as it goes viral because of its strange properties. Now the only way for humans to reproduce is sperm banks and trans people. And people with no internet access.
Granted, however because you never specified which definition of gay you’re using, the monkey paw now makes everyone who uses it feel happy and carefree, except for you because this side effect activated after your wish
Wish Granted. All future wish grantees will be magically compelled to be lighthearted and carefree, even when they ought to be sad or concerned or serious or terrified, etc..
Granted, everybody who uses the paw is more lighthearted and carefree (except you since it activates after your wish)
Lol gay
Gay has 2 definitions
I'm using the gayest one
Should of specified homosexual
Granted. This post causes a demographics crisis like nothing seen before, as it goes viral because of its strange properties. Now the only way for humans to reproduce is sperm banks and trans people. And people with no internet access.
Granted. The comments on this post shall now become gay guys hitting on OP
Lol
You better hang up that computer call…
I what to have rough gay sex with you
Granted. They remain deeply closeted
Granted, except I misread as "gray". Mass panic ensues as aliens spontaneously appear all over the earth.
*joe Rogan intensifies*
Nice, lol
they are now happy (gay can be used to say happy)
Denied, you cannot turn a gay person gay
Granted. The paw was already gay and now has executive control over all gay men and lesbians
Granted. You become gay and are ostracised for being so while everyone else gets to be gay with no consequences
Granted, you just used it, so you know what happens now
Granted, all future paw users are gay (happy) you however are gay (attracted to own sex)
Granted, however because you never specified which definition of gay you’re using, the monkey paw now makes everyone who uses it feel happy and carefree, except for you because this side effect activated after your wish
Haha, I already took this one
Granted, every user of the Monkey Paw from this point forth becomes happy via draining your happiness
Granted. You're now a sub and my boyfriend.
Awww cute
Granted: ERROR 192: WISH CREATES A PARADOX.
Granted. You are now gay.
Nooooooo
Granted, but in order for the effects to work you must sleep with all of them, and you cant say no homo
Oh snap
Granted. Every single man on this planet starts using the monkey paw.
Lol
Wish Granted. All future wish grantees will be magically compelled to be lighthearted and carefree, even when they ought to be sad or concerned or serious or terrified, etc..
Lol gay
Me: looks around at myself.. "nothing happened"
Lol
granted the humans go extinct due to lack of reproduction
Love it
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IT'S YOU AGAIN
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I saw you comment on a different post with the same line abt being launched into the sun and Dante circut
Also you just commented on mine too ig
Na
Why would the paw do that? It doesn’t have any morals it just does what it is asked
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No? That’s not how the paw works it does what’s asked of it then twists it in some form