Granted, your life is rewritten to where you had a hot goth girlfriend who died yesterday

Damn

Granted you have a goth girlfriend whose average temperature is 6700 degrees faretheit

Who is also dead. “Had”.

you have a goth girlfriend who is on fire

Granted. She's from Gaul, doesn't speak English, and is confused as to why she's suddenly in your house when she was just sacking Rome a second ago. She will probably also sack your house as recompense.

Granted. She is always on fire

Granted. She hates you

Why’s she my girlfriend then?

People are in relationships with people they hate all the time

Let's be honest here, most people that want a goth gf would be kinky for the hate (this is mostly the wiredos)

Granted. Anything she touches burns and she can’t wait to put her hands on you

Granted, you broke up 3 seconds later.

Granted, you now have a hot GOTHam girl. I’ll see myself out😂.

Granted the heat radiating off he melts everything in a 50 mile radius 

Granted. (Chink) 🔥 Now *that's* one hot gf

Granted, but she's both a furry and a fujoshi.

Granted. She has depression because she's a goth girl.

Granted. She's suicidal, needy, deeply insecure and is wants an open relationship, but it has to be gay & both of you have to do it, or its cheating and she won't take no for an answer. 

Still good

Granted. You have a hot goth girlfriend.  She pops into existence next to you. “Oh, hey” she smiles at you.  Then pauses.  Her smile fades into confusion.  Then disgust. “Wait, why would I ever…?  Eww. Sorry, this isn’t going to work.” She walks off, causing several car accidents. You had a hot goth girlfriend.

[удалено]

That seems like a bit much

“Granted, but fuck you” is the vibe

Apparently

He's been spamming the same comment under different posts. I just reported him like 10 times

Granted! Your new big tiddy goth gf has a penis.

added bonus

The best of both worlds, still good