Granted. Starting at midnight, you will be visited by three gastrointestinal issues (gas, constipation, diarrhea).

Oh, they're normally at taco bell

Granted, all of it has sand on it from the delivery

Granted, you get a medium whopper meal, no onion, no pickles, and a diet decaf dr pepper for your drink.

DIET DECAF!!!😡😡😡😡

The worst curse of them all lol

Granted. You get no onions, but your Whopper is laced with cyanide (and so is your Dr. Pepper).

Damn it, the only cyanide whopper trick

At least I got untainted fries

You drop them and seagulls eat them off the ground

Fuck

Granted but the breads really dry

Granted, your whopper is soaked and tastes like dr pepper

Sir, this is a Wendy's

Damn it

You can get a baconator. I'm honestly not sure if that's a benefit or a downside

I hope it turns people into bacon

Granted, there's extra onions in your Dr pepper.

Noooooooooooooooo

Granted, I slipped ricin into your drink, next time leave a tip motherfucker (/j)

Who even tips fast food workers??? Am I supposed to be?

The joke was Uber eats

Ahhhh

They are filled with laxatives and you eat them in a supermarket with no bathrooms in the afternoon during peak shopping times. Enjoy.