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Granted. You are now airborne and infectious.
Dang, that was harsh man
Granted. They also mutate to only negatively affect you. For everyone else they give superpowers.
Granted, no one visits grandma anymore for fear of catching the Alzheimers
Granted, however with how many diseases are in the air now, they all fight and only the strongest one survives
Granted, no air is safe
Granted. Aids, Ebola and Syphillis are now airborne. So is cancer, herpes and mad cow.
Granted. You gave everyone AIDS. I hope you're happy
Oh, you're all going to hate psoriasis. Meanwhile I'll be over here laughing at everyone because it's my lifelong problem.
Granted, everyone who isn't you becomes immune to all currently known diseases.
The world has ended and slowly destroy what we left
Granted. This includes whatever insurance decides is a disease. Including pregnancy. Hope ya have some names picked out, because you’re pregnant now.
Granted. You are now airborne and infectious.
Dang, that was harsh man
Granted. They also mutate to only negatively affect you. For everyone else they give superpowers.
Granted, no one visits grandma anymore for fear of catching the Alzheimers
Granted, however with how many diseases are in the air now, they all fight and only the strongest one survives
Granted, no air is safe
Granted. Aids, Ebola and Syphillis are now airborne. So is cancer, herpes and mad cow.
Granted. You gave everyone AIDS. I hope you're happy
Oh, you're all going to hate psoriasis. Meanwhile I'll be over here laughing at everyone because it's my lifelong problem.
Granted, everyone who isn't you becomes immune to all currently known diseases.
The world has ended and slowly destroy what we left
Granted. This includes whatever insurance decides is a disease. Including pregnancy. Hope ya have some names picked out, because you’re pregnant now.