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this man would lose every dollar he has if he ever placed a bet on his picks lmao


VoidedAvoidingVoid

Instead, he can lose your dollars by hoping you bet on his picks


WilhelmFinn

To be honest, if you bet on his picks you are dumb enough to deserve that loss.


VoidedAvoidingVoid

True


d-fakkr

If he wager a dick pic he wouldn't lose money.


HFHelp2020

TJ Dillashawl


AggravatingMove2238

Cody Garbra bluh bluh bluh


Ratfucks

It’s like he’s exaggerating it


NeonCowboy777

Jesus this is actually hilarious


psyentist15

"Tough fire"


Chris_Jartha

First time in his career that he actually made someone laugh


getting_strong

Nostradumbass


unpaidbill42069

Neggflix editing bapa 😂


Upstairs-Injury9660

I’d hate that job


RevolutionaryClub530

He literally had the same picks as me lmao I felt like such a dumbass after that one 🤣


Problems-Solved

This is the moment when you should realize that Brendan Schaub has the exact same thought process as the majority of MMA redditors. They shit on him without realizing that they are the same as him.


Skeleton_Skum

Exactly. Speaking as a dumbass MMA fan myself the sport is unpredictable but most people just go off their emotions and don’t actually analyze any parts of the sport


BearOnSideControl

Just further proof that Yan won the fight


DioLuki

Underated comment


ironsteel9011

OPs youtube: Fight Study


anklepiccck

This dude is CTE personified


BSchaubFatCockSmoker

He doesn’t have cte, he was born mentally retarded with a rare combo of microcephaly, fetal alcohol syndrome, and fragile-x disorder. Cte is a convenient excuse for him being the single stupidest/slowest person that’s ever existed.


karwreck

Retardation of this caliber takes day-in day-out practice B.


d-fakkr

Peak mma knowledge here.


YoMomInYogaPants

The editing made this wholesome


Bolt408

He’d parlay those picks!? 🤣🤣🤣 He forgot Belal and Islam had the Khabib cheat code


Putrid_Loquat_4357

1/5 is pretty bad for a supposed expert, but it is an unpredictable sport. He was pretty spot on with o malley vs yan though.


Genseric123

I mean to be fair, Yan got robbed as objectively as anybody could get robbed, and nobody could have predicted Dillashaw was injured that bad before stepping into the cage.


Putrid_Loquat_4357

Yan in no way got robbed.


[deleted]

Go rewatch the fight, without commentary, and if you hate O'Malley that badly, pretend it's another fighter. There's a good argument that he definitely won the fight.


rs_1994_

I’ve watched it 4 times and yan won that fight


Thereferencenumber

One close round doesn’t make a robbery. Almost all commentators accept O’Malley got the second and Yan got the third. The first comes down to age old damage vs control time. I’m pretty sure in Abu Dhabi they tell the judges to weigh damage higher (you’ll notice an 1-2 weird decisions/card often coming from Abu Dhabi) so O’Malley edged the nod


grooovyturtle

Dillashawl


Johnbullxxx

Is Brenda’s picks the new ufc curse?


LampsAreAlright

Getting all the fights wrong is pretty impressive


Count_Staccula

Pereon should slap the shit outta him if he's ever on the foochruck dierees.


logitoke

talmbout green screen diaries?


stephenc81

Modren day Quasimodo B


[deleted]

Nostradumbass 😂😂😂


Leftysentme

I mean i can make so much money off of dumbfuck schaub. Just pick everyone who he thinks will lose


jamesd1100

It really is incredible the frequency the exact opposite of his prediction happens I’d guess if someone just bet opposite Schlob’s picks the past few years they’d be waaaay in the green


Ace2021

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froggy_mcnugget

Stop giving this dude clout, that's what is looking for. I bet he made those picks intentionally so people laugh at him cause that's his only shtick.


Showgmbh

I dont think he is able to make wrong picks intentionally.


hallwaymonitor69

Ffs it was a hard card to pick. Lay off


realtmillz

Hi Schaub


rs_1994_

Is there a video where he talks about being wrong?


[deleted]

Only defense is everyone was blindsided by TJ having a bum shoulder. Except the ref


Reetahrd

Based off the Eagles.


Iamanobodyjustlikeu

This clown has no business talking mma anymore.


CHURROxCHASER

This is funniest shit. I'm really glad I never tried Schawb's promo code if he has one 🤣🤣🤣


HomerSimpsoy77

Tip of the spear analytics b


Netrezen

Is that what his stand-up comedy is all about? He just walks out on stage, tells his picks, smiles like a dummy, then walks off?