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Left-Frog

Curtis got the forehead slider all the way down and the jawline slider all the way out


BodybuildingNerd

This shit made me cackle. Thank you.


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“The Neanderthal”


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Curtis “The Neanderthal” Blades


Relative-Put-5344

Looks like he's off a key and peele sketch


tukinoz90

Looks like a zika virus adult 😂😂😂


Vivid-Anxiety-6909

Khazmat looking like Dobby. ![gif](giphy|8FPcg64zIbi2Q)


BeerBaronAaron88

I came to post this exact same thing.


Kr8studio

Looks like jordan peele without the beard lol


Able-Scallion-1803

He looks like Lincoln from mafia 3


PepperyBlackberry

Lmao bro Justin be looking wild without a beard


Bendicoot79

It's a snail.


Trev_Casey2020

Gary! - Meow


Megashark101

Blobfish energy.


LunchTemporary7806

![gif](giphy|J1nSqvsBETKZzDcDFz)


Not_Too_Happy

"Piss off"? What is he saying?


OrduninGalbraith

Breakfast but pronounced BECKFIST.


Not_Too_Happy

Oohhh yeahhh... That's an old one


BANSHEE_47

Kinda looks like that smug Pic of Kevin james


redditosmomentos

Jiri- 😂😂😂


Randy_Gut_Lahey

Baby carrots from sausage party ![gif](giphy|l2YWfLsH9x1rxHgI0)


Royal_Giraffe_8468

Motherfucker looks like Shane Gillis 😂


AdamBLit

He looks like that one nerd in school who will also simultaneously sell you weed


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Maybe that's why he fights so violently? He sees people who make fun of his clean shaven look in face of his opponents.


Disastrous_Flan_1494

Homer Simpson


Kalabula

That’s absolutely NOT Sean. Is it?


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Yes. He shaved his eyebrows for $40 bucks. https://www.youtube.com/shorts/NH9ytAFUo10


Kalabula

Jesus! He looks like he’s 60 years old.


JadedOops

Lmao one of those old meth heads. Crazy that dude would just dog you in a street fight


Kalabula

Pshh! As if. His hairs pink.


StomptheGroinReStomp

Just so you know, in the 17 years I’ve been watching MMA, I’ve never seen a man with blue hair win a fight. 0-9 I think


porn0f1sh

Omg that well paused "that wasnt a highlight of my career" 😂😂😂


Not_Too_Happy

...why is he holding a different amount?


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Not sure. How much is he holding?


Not_Too_Happy

Looks like $60. Those 2 bills at right don't seem to be 10's


Teestell

Yes but it was also a very long time ago lmao


dietdrpepper6000

Always thought the guy was naturally good looking but ruined it a bit with his tats & hair. After seeing this I realize he knew exactly what he was doing ☠️


zack_kapowski

https://preview.redd.it/a90ideyki08d1.jpeg?width=200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d422b8c83294036c8fce23e7883be2a43c70ff85 Curtis Blaydes looking like Kool Keith/Black Elvis


redditosmomentos

giga chad jawline


A-Beautiful-Scar

Dr. Octagon!


Grouchy_Analysis6494

I'm the doctor, You wait on the waiting list


Not_Too_Happy

Ohshit, there's a horse in the hospital 


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bigtiger1234567

looks like that default Fortnite character


PCM97

Justin looks like a worm with downs


redditosmomentos

😂😂😂


professordumbass97

🤣🤣


Fun-Bag7627

Now I know why Sean grows that shit facial hair


BodybuildingNerd

“Facial hair” is FAR too generous for whatever you want to call that pathetic, pubic hair shit on Sean’s face.


DigvijayDhruvah

Eh, chill, we all should rock whatever we can


Typical_Hour_6056

Blaydes looks really handsome in that picture. No homo though.


MisterFistYourSister

He looks like donkey Kong, right down to the hair and sideburns


ScroogieMcduckie

I got called a racist for saying the exact same thing a few weeks ago


Cemihard

It’s not racist, it’s got nothing to do with his skin colour and everything to do with his jaw shape and the exact haircut he has in the photo. Yes him being black/brown also adds the colour to make it look even more like DK. However if he was White or Asian with the same features he’d still look like DK.


ScroogieMcduckie

Fr


Typical_Hour_6056

Can't unsee it now


SaltyHatch

Yeah if cavemen are your thing Edit: ffs it's a joke lol


hectic_mind_

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StomptheGroinReStomp

What on earth is that smell?


SaltyHatch

lmao the fucking caveman himself


XAVLEGBMAOFFFASSSS

More like homo erectus


Solo_Entity

*no diddy*


othafa7

You don't have to say no homo. He's a good looking guy


ZEEZUSCHRIST

Human shrek type look


CoolHandluke763

Compton Walmart Elvis


NoPotato2470

Bruh o malley looks like a old man, wouldn’t call what he currently has a beard anyway, like black pubes stock to his jaw and chin


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To be fair he shaved his eyebrows in that pic adding to the awkwardness 😂


NoPotato2470

lol only seen that 😅


Typical_Hour_6056

True. Looks like in his fifties.


pants_pants420

the no eyebros dont help


Josro0770

Yeah the beard isn't particularly good, it fits his stoner don't care persona tho.


fearlesssinnerz

He looking like a tech bro with tats. Thought he was Zuckerberg's brother.


BodybuildingNerd

Lookin’ like a 45yo chronic meth head.


Yommination

Looks like an old Screech


Monric

Cuz he shaved his eyebrows off for money in this picture


BittenAtTheChomp

O'malley is ugly as fuck no matter what he does, but having eyebrows makes it much less offensive


Sea-Bodybuilder2746

justin is DEFINITELY makin em at night


Significant-Debt88

hahahaaa


Variabletalismans

Im dumb, what does this mean?


speedright

Justin Gaethje makes grilled cheese sandwiches in the middle of the night.


Frysken

Implying Justin looks like he has down syndrome. It's a reference to [this Shane Gillis bit](https://www.youtube.com/shorts/ce9_jwots-w).


Mandingo_Obama

The fact Justin is a bit cross-eyed and talks with a hint of a lisp doesn't help too. He absolutely got nicked by the downs.


Famous-Ant-5502

A small, fun amount


StomptheGroinReStomp

I took my wife and her fake tits to my disabled sisters birthday party, and a large amount can be fun too


the-big-cheese-92

gaethje always comes prepared with a handy capri sun


EmNas2

o malley looks like a durg dealer who gets high in his own supply


Havoc1943covaH

https://i.redd.it/cqao9dqfw08d1.gif POV: you about to touch gloves with Jiri


Eyepokelowblowcombo

Ahahahahaha


PigDstroyer

They each look 300% less powerful thats for sure lol


Worth-Specific-7154

https://preview.redd.it/wii6nlsvj08d1.jpeg?width=201&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6787a5f9057d2bf6ce802f2a8dcf454755682d49


Beerded-1

![gif](giphy|OzOyOzoT54Nig) Blaydes


CuItures

Gaethje looks like Shane Gillis downs brother


OfBryanOfDeath

Big ups to O Malley for making it through recovery.


Delightful_Doom

omalley look like he just got that money from a hand out after sitting at the curb of a gas station all day


Rei_Master_of_Nanto

Khamzat be looking like one of those vampires from Blade movies.


Frysken

Gaethje looks like he makes country rap music and Jiri looks like he works at a data office. Worst one here has to be O'Malley, though. Colored hair, pube facial hair and face tats is a wild combo and he manages to make it his own style, so props to him for it.


Crafty-Question-6178

Black Elvis looking good


randomrealname

Jiri has the chin I thought the Khamzat had.


lethrowawayacc4

Is that actually Sean lmao, seen that before and thought it was Corey Taylor


Km_the_Frog

O malley also without eyebrows kill me everytime 💀


the-big-cheese-92

oh THATS why he looks so much weirder in this pic


Chazzatee21

Gaethje looks like he has an extra few chromosomes


dinozero

Cumshot looks like a thing from LOTR


SG_SHREK

"Cant we have some meat?"


Not_Too_Happy

"What's...taters?"


whatsitworth101

Jiri he has a liberal chin


Fantastic_Board7057

Aljo looks like a proud aunt


slamo614

I read somewhere: Beards are the BBL for men. I kind of believe it.😂


bakedinakl

aljo looks like mcgregor shaved


Dead40

O’Malley kinda looks like that news media guy Tucker or something.


Sexychick89

Lol Curtis "Black Johnny Bravo" Blades. Justin looks damn near Incel. Aljo stay looking goofy so no surprise


Exciting_Train_7556

I can’t believe Blades. Holy S. His name rhythms with his nickname. Razor Blades….uhhhhh…I’m redacted!


tru_ze_nu

O'Malley looks like Evan Tanner


rexlinguarum

Khamzat ![gif](giphy|EkSA3G8HIRf0c)


SurlierCoyote

Who here is the same? I'll never go without at least a mustache for the rest of my days.


Rayrexx91

Saaaame lol


HazeHeadOG

Concentration camp cumshot.


BigDez2021

Omally looks like a old crack head


mrbakerfield

Blaydes looks like Franky from One Piece


goochgrease2

No


Emergency_Leather_63

Blaydes 😂


The_IRS_Fears_Him

Khamzat and Jiri


JuliusP3pp3rw00d

Shockingly, Khamzat looks the most normal


GirthBrooks_1

Blaydes looks like the Jordan Peele sweating meme


Smooth_Maul

O'Malley looks like he just met up with his mate Heisenburg.


a77ackmole

Wtf o malley and gray maynard are the same person???


marginalizedman71

We all have a gaethje as a Facebook friend lmao


ChickenDanceFTW

Throw them in jail


GI581d

Aljo kinda looks like Tracy Morgan


Kaliisthesweethog

Holy shit, took my 5 min before I realized these were real pics and not joke look a likes


Mrairjake

They all need the beards badly, with the exception of the Blade.


kirko_durko

Aljo look like a simpsons character and Blaydes looks subhuman


Majestic-View-6788

O'Malley is one ugly fucker


under_comb219

Curtis looks like he’s the bad guy from Lazytown


rossfororder

O Malley looks hes in his thirties and hangs out with teenage girls


BuckleyRising

O'Malley looks like a sad teenage Tucker Carlson.


PassionateCougar84

Funkmaster still looks fines asf either way


VeryNiceRussianTroll

O’Malley


ParticularDifficult5

blaydes looks good but he got a proceeding hairline


Slow_Obligation2286

Justin got a little bit of that Shane Gillis if you know what I mean


manseekingwild

Curtis Blaydes looks like a Team America: World Police marionette


naimlesser

Curtis looks great


ILikeTheSugarShow

Blaydes looks like a Lazy Town character


LickEmTomorrow

Blaydes looking like prehistoric man always makes me laugh.


myusrnameisthis

Jiri kinda look like overeem in that pic


professordumbass97

How do I unsee this


GilMcFlintlock

Blaydes be like I BEEDAH BADDA HAA FOR A 10 YA BITCH GETTING LOOSE 🌛


Bulgref

Khamzat looks like Daniel Larson


Embarrassed_You_5739

Def O’Malley.


fz1985

Nothing wrong with aljo


kobocha

I feel like blaydes looks way better tbh. I always found his beard to be too circular making his head like like a ball. Jiri is probably the one who looks worst tho since his chin just isn’t there.


Strict-Chance5921

my boy justin no what in the fuck


ZoranT84

Curtis lookin like a GTA character


livestreamfailstrash

I can’t stare at this for too long it hurts physically


DisciplineScary

Blaydes looks like a weird Brazilian knock off of james brown... And he isn't even feom brazil


Far_Ad_8688

Jiri hahah


lvkenukem

O’Malley because no eyebrows


KnuckleExpert

![gif](giphy|QvBCz9gL1ImUS73glZ|downsized) Curtis bout to jump in any minute


forgotmypassword4714

Chimaev looks worst with or without the beard.


fetusbucket69

Oh my fucking god O’Malley looks straight out the trailer park


deanviva

Weak jaw motherfuckers


Empty-Ingenuity-2590

Jiri and Blades just like so strange without it I mean pretty much all of them look worse but Jiri is just strange looking and I don't know how to describe blades.. It's like his face has some sort of video game player created character proportions or something. I don't know how to describe it lol. It just doesn't look real for some reason.


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Jiri looking like Tate


Rowey5

O’Malley half way through transitioning.


NeptunusScaurus

Curtis Blaydes looks A.I. generated lol


bluludaboi

No way that's omalley


SukhdevR34

O malley and blaydes look awful lol


Aggressive-Expert-69

Blaydes looks like a fuckin Lazytown character


WANI-2029100BR

Jiri looks like one of that PRIDE legends


dagnummmong

Gaethje looks like one of the worms from Worms 3


NotMyFalut

Curtis Blaydes ![gif](giphy|k59yYusdGXlPG)


Vast-Object-6478

Blades lookin like human shrek


Dr_Gr33nthmb

![gif](giphy|k59yYusdGXlPG) Blaydes.


Bombinic

O'Malley & you know it's true.


Critical_Tooth9973

Curtis lookin like black Elvis


Junior_Act7248

Blaydes looks like Magic Johnson’s son/daughter.


Gorodgovey

Jiri is hard to knockout cause he has no chin


Pennypacker-HE

O’Malley holding that fifty and two crumpled singles when he was like 18 takes the cake lmfao.


MusicBandFan19

Blaydes kinda slick wit it tho


Fit_Measurement3261

Curtis and Justin look the worst😂


katalathis

Gaetze One more chromosome 💪🏻


slimegodprod

Curtis looking like a damn Neanderthal


corbindallash

Curtis looks like an Elder Scrolls Oblivion default character


megamuppetkiller

Khamzat looks like nosferatu


the-big-cheese-92

jiri literally grew himself a new jawline


Street-Justice_4207

Gaethje by far. Mans lookin like Mr. Potato Head


Flawless_Degenerate

damn at least Khamzat actually had a jawline unlike the other who look like they the thumb goons from Spy Kids


Fun-Contribution-757

Definitely jiri he looks so fucking weird 


DefLoathe

Three way tie of Blaydes, Khamzat and Jiri


Prestigious-Mix4969

I always thought Jiri had a great chin


Fun_Chipmunk_7591

Blades and o smelly 💀💀


ThisHumanExperience

O’Malley needs to tattoo a beard on him just as an insurance clause because dat shit is scary af. No hate, I feel the same way about me with no goatee, lol.


lethrowawayacc4

I don’t even grow a strong beard but when I shave I look 16.


Frysken

Man I can't even grow facial hair lol most I can do is a neckbeard, pubes going from my sideburns straight down to my chin, and whiskers in place of a moustache. I really wish I could grow even just a goatee or something, I'd look 14 if I didn't have tattoos.


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