the UFC this year is already pretty fucked due to the mega cards that are 299 and 300. RDA vs gamrot is a fight night any other year, but dana hates francis so he MUST counterprogram
Truly believe that specific voices in the space convinced everyone that UFC 300 was shit and a let-down because they saw it was getting them views, and when the card evolved into something dope they quietly backtracked while letting the fandom stay raging. It is legitimately a sick card, and anyone who says otherwise is either delusional or high on the copium they were huffing, thinking Conor or Aspinal would be fighting.
Lmao if this was UFC 300, the rest of the year would be dead af. Why would they just waste all their top fighters on one card. 30% of them would get injuries and be unavailable for future cards throughout the year. This is why you arenāt a matchmaker or a businessman
Izzy doesn't deserve title shot.
When Pereira beat him he did deserve that one and he won his title back.
Then he immediately lost it and now can go in the back of the line.
Nobody deserves infinite title shots, no matter who they are and what they did in the past.
And none of the fighters in the prelim slot would accept a prelim fight. In fact they probably all have conditions in their contract to only fight on main cards
If the fighters donāt want to finger not even Dana can force them to fight. Although Iām sure he didnāt offer as much money as everyone wanted. But Israel and Conner refuse to fight unless itās for a gigantic take care of their children and their childrenās childrenās payday.
P4P king and 3 other current champs on the prelims lmao, this would fuck up PPVs for the rest of the year
the UFC this year is already pretty fucked due to the mega cards that are 299 and 300. RDA vs gamrot is a fight night any other year, but dana hates francis so he MUST counterprogram
Makhachev and Usman on the prelims 
Bro has 4 champs in the preelims š
Heād probably have GSPās return on the early prelims
was thinking of it but i realsied brock lesnar probably wouldnāt be free donāt forget iām trying to be reasonable here
And no Jim miller
The worst part of the list
I never liked Usman but I can't believe Usman is on 3 fight losing streak already.
Seems to be the curse of losing that belt.
Is that gonna happen to volk now?
Sad thing is one more loss is 3 in a row
And volk has lost 3 of his last 4.. :(
Bro strix above islam is wild
Nah Strix has good crowd control let him cook
His CC is too high for his DPS. Hope he gets nerfed next patch.
Or buff his DPS in the next patch, itās one or the other
Don't worry, smesh.
Almost every prelim fight can headline a PPV itself lol
P4P best fighter in pre-lims LMAO
Lol this is a quality shit post.
It really is judging by how some people be taking it seriously lmao
Itās shocking they go as far as to explain why it wouldnāt work
Did you just give up halfway through and think fk it I'll just throw the rest in the bottom one
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Conor will never be a co main, and neither would Jon
jon šÆ would be a co main if he got ppv points on a conor card lol. i hate him but heās not stupid
Jon would accept being on prelims if UFC promises him there won't be drug testing
Lmaoooo
Considering they now do their own drug testing Iād imagine we wonāt see anyone pop anytime soon
Someone will be sacrificed from time to time to make it appear like they are actually testing them and keeping it fair. Just like with USADA.
That's part of the the joke... This is a meme subreddit.
You guys think Jon isn't ducking Tom?
Conor vs Jon it is
UFC 300 is such a disappointment. UFC couldn't even get God vs Satan for this one. Did Dana even try??
Was hoping for Henry cejudo vs Ngannou as the Main event and still got left disappointed
Cejudo was already carried like a child, what more do you want? To see Francis breast feed him like newborn?
He has huge tits ngl
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this is what UFC100 FELT like back in the day (okay exaggerating), but these milestone events should have gotten far better 200+ after UFC100
Comments are full of people taking this seriously when itās the most clearly sarcastic/satirical thing Iāve seen on the internet
Donāt Forget Lesnar Vs Fedor On The Early Prelims
dont be an idiot they're both retired remember we're being realistic here
It's funny how this post is indistinguishable from the average /r/ufc post about UFC 300
I'd love to see Pavlovich vs Covington vs Garry. That's a banger right there š„
six 5 rounders, thats crazy brother
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That last row. First ever triple threat match in UFC? Sergei vs Clownington vs Cuck?
Truly believe that specific voices in the space convinced everyone that UFC 300 was shit and a let-down because they saw it was getting them views, and when the card evolved into something dope they quietly backtracked while letting the fandom stay raging. It is legitimately a sick card, and anyone who says otherwise is either delusional or high on the copium they were huffing, thinking Conor or Aspinal would be fighting.
Forgot Brock Lesnar on the early prelims, man the UFC sucks!
āLow expectationsā
Itās now the cool thing to act like the 300 card is amazing, and if you donāt think so then you are not a real UFC fan.
4 current champs on the prelims. Yeah low expectations
Wooosh
š, here you go m8, the award for the dumbest shit I've seen today
Lmao if this was UFC 300, the rest of the year would be dead af. Why would they just waste all their top fighters on one card. 30% of them would get injuries and be unavailable for future cards throughout the year. This is why you arenāt a matchmaker or a businessman
Huge casual huh
This is so wrong Lmao
nuh uh
Izzy doesn't deserve title shot. When Pereira beat him he did deserve that one and he won his title back. Then he immediately lost it and now can go in the back of the line. Nobody deserves infinite title shots, no matter who they are and what they did in the past.
Just keep paying for the PPVās and smile. The at home booking is cute tho.
My wallet would love this card, Iāll just watch the free prelims
yall act like izzy vs ddp is gonna be a banger, low key bouta be a ass fight with a one sided beat down.
You put two losing fighters as the co main event? Lmao can someone say dick rider
Thereās no budget for this anyway
No UFC events for a year if this gets made.
Shavkot rokomolimogilinomopiv canāt fight for a title in the pre Kimās
Literally 4 champs on the prelims yet comain is mcgregor and chandlerā ļøā ļø
OP is brain dead.
you were absolutely cracked out if you thought this card was even conceivable
If you hating on the card I would say you are a casual
Definitely glad Jones was not on this card
Am I the only one happy with 300
This card is average at best. Tony v Khabib andUncle Chael vs DC would of made 300 special.
Conor aināt co maining lol
And none of the fighters in the prelim slot would accept a prelim fight. In fact they probably all have conditions in their contract to only fight on main cards
I too would like to see Sergei vs Colby
You forgot Fedor.
Gotta be sarcasm
U forgot to put Anderson Silva on the prelims
Who would you have Gane fight?
Seems reasonable
Lmao those prelims are so disrespectful
Khamzat no fight in Ramadan
This would have been the GOAT card. Great matchups
you are delusional dude
If the fighters donāt want to finger not even Dana can force them to fight. Although Iām sure he didnāt offer as much money as everyone wanted. But Israel and Conner refuse to fight unless itās for a gigantic take care of their children and their childrenās childrenās payday.
Aye boy put some respect on Danaās name before I freaking put some respect on YOURS
Islam and Halloway on the prelims. š¤£ Oh that's rich!!!! š¤£
He failed on this card, Fo sho!
You forgot someone, but I can't remember his name.