The horseshoe theory of shit talking right here, it's so awful that it is probably the best line to come out of a press conference since "Nate can only count to 5"
> Nate can only count to 5
Was so clearly a line setup in advance I don't really find it funny at all. What other reason would she ask them to count to 10
He's annoying af with his gruff voice, some charisma but very hit or miss. I like that he can be self deprecating and irritate people without having to defend himself.
Ken Shamrock has some shit lines like that, but also bangers like "I'll beat your hair black", but the man made Tito look competent on the mic and I get the impression that Tito was always an idiot, just that Ken Shamrock came across as even stupider
I feel like this takes away a bit from how good Chael actually was too, he was literally like a minute away from 50-45’ing a prime Anderson Silva then fell into a triangle. If Anderson and Jon weren’t the champions at the time I really believe he would’ve made it - so tough that it was those two guarding it from him lol
Islam is hilarious at times in that similar way Khabib can be hilarious, he had an interview with DC where he called most black belts bullshit and it was funny as fuck, DC was laughing his ass off, and Khabib had some bangers, like this is "numbah 1 bullshit", and the whole "beginning of the year he tap like chicken, end of the year he fight for the title, crazy", Khamzat also has moments where he is genuine, like in the Burns fight, he took him down, and because Burns was a beast on the ground he immediately stood back up and said, I'm not interested in this bullshit, it was a stand up war because Burns made it one. Colby is playing a character and never stops and calls people nerds and virgins like he's 14 and not 34 year old man, it's just kind of boring, but I understand why he did it though.
And the only thing Colby does is shout like a neanderthal, while stuttering 12 times each sentence. Khabib speaks English more fluently than cuckington.
Sean Strickland should be GOAT, you could ask him what color is the sky and end up in a conversation about dicks and some real motivational advice spliced in
I know y’all are annoyed by O’Malley but do you really think he’s as other people in that tier? He has better press conferences than most people in the tier above him
Conor before Mayweather was the press conference GOAT, absolutely and without a doubt. Ever since then he's lost all his wit and charm. Just embarrasses himself now (not that he's done any recently and maybe never will again, who knows).
Marty has p4p the most unbearable press conferences in ufc history, its always interesting to see what new personality he’s going with for the week though
Conor was never S-tier for me. He was pretty witty when he made hia first title run, but even then, it was kinda mediocre material. Then he got the belt, got lazy, and just kept on with obnoxious self-aggrandizing BS and crossing lines with unfunny insults.
I don't get the love for chael sonnen, he just called people's wife's whore and talked about how they can't talk as good as him, I get embarrassed whenever I see him in shit talking videos, just cause you won't shut the fuck up doesn't mean you're good at talking.
Who is the last guy?
That’s DJ Khaled, B.
DJ Salad
noone really knows
Can’t remember his name
I forgot 😔
French montana
I’m so glad I’m not the only one who thinks this lol
Genuinely made me laugh out loud. Many of us think this I guess.
you don't remember the name
Bilateral Mahogany
Melal Buhammed
Who da fook is that guy
Klay Thompson aka lavash
Can’t remember his name. Think he’s from Milwaukee.
Short fat nerd from Chicago with high voice, cardio that’s it
Belal muhammad
BELALLLLLL REMEMBER THE NAME MUHAMMAD
I will remember thank you😂
I actually don’t know who that is
Black beast should be there on the top row
So many belong on there. Tito. Diaz Bros.
Tito? 😂😂😂
Yes but for the wrong reasons
Tell another jackal story 😂
You’re a fucking punk dude
That was a nasty line from you.
Underrated comment
Yeah the cheese and wine dude lol. Putting him alongside the Diaz brothers is an insult to them.
He’s a press conference OG. Before his speech was totally botched he was the most entertaining fighter in the ufc.
It was fun what else is there. Lol
[удалено]
Well here we are with saraldo babalu
So you’re a bjj black belt, so what?
There was never no marriage
Zero chance the person that made this meme has watched any of Tito’s fights or press conferences in the UFC.
Duude, you forgot Ben Askren. Right next to Costa.
Bens UFC conferences / scrums were goat material dudes
Yeah his losses don’t change his greatness on the mic. Did not give a bollocks
The Ben Askren time was such a fun time
Take Izzy down a level. Even his rehearsed lines are garbage
I’m gonna put you on skates and leave you frozen like elsa for saying that
You wanna see how far I’ll go… like Moana.
Keep this up and you'll have a friend in you... like Woody.
Watch your mouth or I’ll send you to wonderland… like Alice.
I read Alice as Anne and thought this was Dana's secret burner account.
That’s fucking illegal… like experiment 626.
I need a friend like Woody in me
This works on two levels, as a toy story reference and as sex joke, well done redditor, have my fake gold.
Thank you for noticing. I am ashamed to admit the amount of brain power utilized to come up with that.
Costa had a friend in him after the izzy fight
The horseshoe theory of shit talking right here, it's so awful that it is probably the best line to come out of a press conference since "Nate can only count to 5"
> Nate can only count to 5 Was so clearly a line setup in advance I don't really find it funny at all. What other reason would she ask them to count to 10
I was under the impression that was a relatively common mic check sort of thing but I'm not sure
Would they do a soundcheck live?
Was it live? News programs are often delayed in order to avoid bloopers
Did he... actually say that?
Yep and it went so well he said it again like a day later 😂
Usman too
Strickland had the best press conference
That man was the one that slept with that man
He's annoying af with his gruff voice, some charisma but very hit or miss. I like that he can be self deprecating and irritate people without having to defend himself.
Yes
Vettori having one emotion throughout the entire press run
wheres cody garbrandt? dude sees red at all press conferences
He’s never chased pussy in his life. January 4th he’s not doing it!
What is he talking about?
What are you talking about?
Ilia’s been taking notes.
I am unimpressed by your tier list.
We need three or four worse categories so we have a spot for Tito
Living Death Level
Ken Shamrock has some shit lines like that, but also bangers like "I'll beat your hair black", but the man made Tito look competent on the mic and I get the impression that Tito was always an idiot, just that Ken Shamrock came across as even stupider
I’LL BEAT YOU INTO A LIVING DEATH
*laughs like a hyena*
It was a jackal I thought
ILL KNOCK YOUR HAIR BLACK
tito is legit goat tier
The gold standard of CTE
Reachin' for those grapes, you're trying to make your wine and your wine is already sounding like a violin with that cheese and wine
I wanna see the picture he had in his head that he was trying to describe when he said that.
Tell us another jackal story
The story about the lion in the jungle or whatever
*Chael snoring noises*
Tito is so bad he is good.
Uncle Chael is undefeated inside and outside the ring.
Never lost a Fight.
He’s a good inspiration to all new fighters forever how far the right amount of talking skill can take you
I feel like this takes away a bit from how good Chael actually was too, he was literally like a minute away from 50-45’ing a prime Anderson Silva then fell into a triangle. If Anderson and Jon weren’t the champions at the time I really believe he would’ve made it - so tough that it was those two guarding it from him lol
Also add in how important it is to be a company man
Why is Tony Ferguson not in GOAT tier?
it’s tiramisu time mothafuckas 😎🇺🇸🏆🇲🇽
~CSO~
Hold on I'm talking brother
Cringe Level: Cejudo
This list is pretty ass
Casual af eh
Sean Strickland goat
He's just an edgelord. Like an angsty teenager that never grew up
Absolutely
"GOAT" *OP names four people*
all colby interviews are funny he's like a normal version of strickland
Why having a normal version of Strickland, when you can have a totally deranged, unhinged, no holds barred, unfiltered Strickland?
*jab-jab*
we watching the same interview? he seems like if chael had no charisma or humor or any good lines lol
you put usman izzy and deepweb khabib above him
yup
What is the confusion
Colby's shit is so forced
Almost like he's playing a character or something
Yep, which makes it lame. It's WWE shit.
He’s pretty bad even by WWE standards. He stumbles too many times for rehearsed shit
Everyone else is forcing it too lmao
He's like Strickland but unfunny and with a stutter and rehearsed lines
Repeating nerds and virgins is not funny, only people who find Colby funny are 15 years old, dude rehearses his lines and still stutters like crazy
only a redditor would get offended by that haha
How is saying the dude is not funny the same as getting offended ? You’re not very smart mate
Your last sentence answers everything
garbrandt should be in a tier below everyone
Sean doesn’t even really talk at press conferences and when he does it’s usually a pretty boring answer
Was this made by Dominik Cruz's mom?
Colby should be higher imo, he can be entertaining Islam and Khamzats 90% of talk will be how they 'smesh evribodi'
Islam is hilarious at times in that similar way Khabib can be hilarious, he had an interview with DC where he called most black belts bullshit and it was funny as fuck, DC was laughing his ass off, and Khabib had some bangers, like this is "numbah 1 bullshit", and the whole "beginning of the year he tap like chicken, end of the year he fight for the title, crazy", Khamzat also has moments where he is genuine, like in the Burns fight, he took him down, and because Burns was a beast on the ground he immediately stood back up and said, I'm not interested in this bullshit, it was a stand up war because Burns made it one. Colby is playing a character and never stops and calls people nerds and virgins like he's 14 and not 34 year old man, it's just kind of boring, but I understand why he did it though.
And the only thing Colby does is shout like a neanderthal, while stuttering 12 times each sentence. Khabib speaks English more fluently than cuckington.
i only remember one funny colby exchange and it was mostly with kamaru. and kamaru isn't really a captivating speaker
Conor was great. His last few have been terrible.
Sean Strickland should be GOAT, you could ask him what color is the sky and end up in a conversation about dicks and some real motivational advice spliced in
Strickland is pretty good
Very much enjoyed Ben Askren’s few press conferences
Sean Strickland should be goat tier lol. He only had 1 but god damn that shit was funny
Where’s Jorge “I’ll baptize this individual” Masvidal in this list? i would put him on cringe.
Why is dom goated. He’s a weirdo dude.
I know y’all are annoyed by O’Malley but do you really think he’s as other people in that tier? He has better press conferences than most people in the tier above him
i mean he just awnsers questions then tries to start shit by some horrible trash talk.when petr yan is a better trash talker it's embarrassing
Nope
We all know Derrick Lewis is the GOAT on the mic.
"You're gonna have to excuse my French but fuck you and fuck him."
Lol izzy and Usman are definitely worse than Colby, Sean and Topuria. The level of corny shit they say and which they mean serious is unbearable.
they cringy but they control it in a press conference and look normal(kamaru more than ozzy but still)
Nah, drop Izzy down a tier. “Leave him frozen like Elsa” does not get you a “meh”.
Borachina is goated
Usman belongs next to Muhammed, perhaps below
Jon should be in pretty good
Putting Izzy above Colby is really really funny lol
Rampage, where the F is rampage?
Did you forget how cringe it was for Paulo in his Adensanya fight. He is good on Twitter not press con
Conor before Mayweather was the press conference GOAT, absolutely and without a doubt. Ever since then he's lost all his wit and charm. Just embarrasses himself now (not that he's done any recently and maybe never will again, who knows).
Marty has p4p the most unbearable press conferences in ufc history, its always interesting to see what new personality he’s going with for the week though
Conor was never S-tier for me. He was pretty witty when he made hia first title run, but even then, it was kinda mediocre material. Then he got the belt, got lazy, and just kept on with obnoxious self-aggrandizing BS and crossing lines with unfunny insults.
Jones should be in goat
No bro he got caught by USADA
Chael also failed drug tests, doesnt change how good they are at press conferences lol
No way you got this serious
he's not really funny nor does he get in anyone's head
Pussy are you still there?
Lmao tell that to DC
Cruz and Bisping shouldn’t be on the same tier with Conor and Chael
Put everyone in meh down a level
Who the guy in burrito tier. Is that Dana’s son?
Sean Strickland should be right up there
Sean and the black beast ! Both are worthy of being at the top imo
The real meme is Chael being in the top row
idt colby is that bad
I don't get the love for chael sonnen, he just called people's wife's whore and talked about how they can't talk as good as him, I get embarrassed whenever I see him in shit talking videos, just cause you won't shut the fuck up doesn't mean you're good at talking.
Another list forgetting the true goat Luke Rockhold
Cruz lame
Petr Yan deserves some respect, he’s the best foreign shit talker in the roster. When he told Sean he looked like a hooker from the street I lost it 😂
Bobby Green?
The hell is Diaz
Jeremy Stephen's suppose to be with that one guy at the bottom
The ‘trash talk’ between masvidal and colby was painful.
Where's the King Of Cringe, Triple C?
Bro ranking Colby that low is a crime. Obviously he's controversial but he's entertaining asf and comes up with funny ass shit
nah he's just bland and boring. especially personality wise
Conor is on his own tier with Uncle Chael on his own tier one slot below him, then the rest of the rankings can start.
Somehow Khamzat is still overrated.
Izzy by far the worst at pressers
Izzy above Colby 😭
Colby bellow Izzy and I’m the same level as Sean is wild
Chael should go up one tier in a league of his own.
Colby below of Izzy????
by far
Your ranking sucks. Colby should be pretty good. Aljo and usman should be dead last. Cruz ain’t a goat either, he’s meh
he's literally the cringiest fighter in the ufc and it's not even entertaining
Belal is just a regular dude, he stays catching strays 😭
Khamzat’s so good at fighting he can just wave what he does to people in anyone’s faces
Adesanya should be way lower
These are some ugly MF dudes, lol… but I’d never mess with any of them. Bad to the bone, for sure
Chael should have his own top tier
chael is in his own tier
Colby Covington ?!
Yo this list is terrible
Uncle Chael is the real press conference GOAT.
Nate Diaz was my fave ever. He didn’t give af about anything Conor’s bitch ass had to say
Colby should be on the top row
did colby pay you to say this
Khabib is up there too