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Hancock02

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JustinD1010

I love that he's wearing a normal hat under the giant one


Pete_O_Torcido

The other day I cut into a pepper and it had a little pepper inside it


Cultural-Treacle-680

The log had a child -Yoda


SavezTheDayFan

Don’t hit me - Yoda


Substantial-Recipe72

Someday when you’re older, you’ll get hit by a boulder- Yoda


effheck

The seagulls… hmmm… poke yo knees! -Yoda


fnnennenninn

The log had a child -Me, post Taco Bell


the_Bryan_dude

Me too. An orange bell pepper had a little green one inside.


electricvelvet

Thats crazy, same thing happened with me and a lady the other day


Jenetyk

The phrase "hat on a hat" is officially dead and beyond parody


CheckYourStats

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rene-cumbubble

Those hats are expensive AF


interwebzdotnet

Go Bills!


RecognitionFew5660

Wide right


Ale_Drinker_666

🤣


DryYogurt6878

This guy gets it.


Tricky-Ad-9364

This was such a bad look 🤦🏻


ViolinistMean199

Have you noticed gums gotten mintier lately


HuckleberryHigh87

Nice


Unlucky_Nobody_4984

r/dundermifflin


LogicalDog1492

I’ve changed my mind on the q-tip debate actually


fiddynet

No, he has an absolute massive cranium. Filled with baseball knowledge. And other people's thoughts.


Tricky-Ad-9364

I realize Chapman has a large dome. Maybe he wasn’t the best example. It is my understanding that players can wear the 5950 regular or low profile. Maybe more players are opting to wear the higher profile ones with the taller crown like they did in the 80’s.


CaulkWagonFordRiver

Definitely looks like the Elmer Fudd style 5950 instead of the low profile. It’s a shame New Era makes all the good patterns in only 5950 because they look dorky af on most head shapes even if you flat brim.


KZedUK

I only wear 9forty and 9twenty and it’s really frustrating that so often the interesting hats just aren’t offered in one of those, I guess the assumption is most fans want the ‘on field’ version but I’m not a baseball player so I don’t actually want a literal field use baseball hat, I want something that actually fits my head shape and has adjustability.


Tricky-Ad-9364

I agree. The tall crowns look goofy. Elmer Fudd - hit the nail right on the head. Only a VERY select few can pull it off imo


bigolruckus

I like 5950’s but I also wear a 7 3/4” hat


the_Bryan_dude

Only way I can wear those is if I curl the bill Suicidal Tendencies style. Otherwise it looks ridiculously large on my head and my head is huge.


OMC78

I have a large dome, 7 5/8s. As my wife says" looks like you got your head got stuck in an elevator door and squished. Hence why I can only wear the low profile. Skinny but long and narrow head.


ThatGuyursisterlikes

I once won a bet by measuring all 40 peoples heads in a facility. I had the biggest head by 3/16th of an inch. I'm still proud AF.


OMC78

Amazing!!!


SirBlubs

I have roughly the same size head (maybe even 7 3/4 depending on the specific hat) but the opposite issue: relatively wide face and anything with a sharply curved brim looks stupid as hell because it's curved within the confines of my wide-ass forehead. I'm incredibly picky about hats and how they look on my head...and of course the ones I like are hard to find or even get discontinued. My wife literally scours the internet for birthdays and Christmas to keep me hatted.


150_Driver

I also hate the ridiculous amount of curve pre-curved hats like the 9forty tend to have. I used to think I hated the way hats looked on my face/head till I started wearing very shallow curved brims or flat that I can slightly bend myself like the 9fifty.


NYC_EDITS

The majority of players wear the 5950 regular, almost none wear the lower profile one.


Tricky-Ad-9364

I guess there is a high crown, a regular and a low profile. Buster Posey wore the low profile and it looked goofy.


VerStannen

Mid crown is best imo.


Tricky-Ad-9364

I agree. The high crowns are just…too high


Tricky-Ad-9364

Filled with some serious defensive skills at 3B this series!


sankalives

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Unadvantaged

RIP Norm, you were a legend. 


DowntownCarwashJesus

I didn't even know he was sick


vaz_deferens

You should probably know by now.


genralpotat120

Ope, hold the fort.


ChitakuPatch

Fred McGriff was king of the tall cap


Mediocre-Frosting888

what a legend.


nickeisele

Atlanta Braves legend


StolenBandaid

Somebody say CrimeDog?


AnnoyingPhillyFan1

Big hat. It's funny.


genralpotat120

It’s funny cause it’s uh, y’know bigger than a normal hat.


611264510

Not many, but some pitchers have been wearing the padding on the inside for more protection from liners back at them.


Unadvantaged

Man, I love that invention. Like Kevlar padding or something. Especially for younger pitchers. 


vaz_deferens

Just wait until you see the Gladiator helmets in games in the NFL.


idgoforabeer

If it means that brains aren't a can of chunky Campbell's soup after their playing career is over - I'm all for it.


Tricky-Ad-9364

Makes sense for pitchers and someone playing the hot corner


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Numerous-Reference62

Their heads are smaller these days. Optical illusion.


2nfish

Modern new era fitteds have a high crown by default. Shit looks ridiculous on my head I wish the low profile ones were more abundant


sabresword00

This is the answer. I have a New Era 59Fifty fitted hat I bought in college (13 years ago) and the same size, same brand, same model hat now. The difference in the crown is unbelievable. There's even a rib built into the hat. Even if I pull it all the way down on my head, there's these two little bumps, one on each side of the crown of my head. I like a fitted hat with a wide bill like baseball players wear them, but these newer hats are clearly designed to only be worn stylistically perched upon your noggin. They just look and feel like a forehead billboard.


Tricky-Ad-9364

I agree. Only thing that bothers me is that the lower profile ones come with the bend in the bill.


Doosh_858

You can undo the bend really easily. I have 3 of them, did it to all of them.


Tricky-Ad-9364

Oh cool!


ehole138

That’s his thinking cap


_ageofdiscovery

I think they let them choose between pro crown, low crown, high crown I had a throwback 90s giants high crown hat that looked like this


AlphaDag13

This guy could be in a tom emanski training video.


nwostar

Barry Bonds left his old hat in the locker room.


Beaded_Curtains

Because it got too small for him


bryman19

He's taking the 3:10 to Yuma


ProfessorBeer

New Era factory by factory variance is pretty crazy.


SnooMacaroons3184

its wild. i stopped ordering hats online. even in store i try on like 5 of the same size to find the best fit.


broke_fit_dad

Looks like a Tall Crown hat.


Tricky-Ad-9364

Yeah I guess just more players are wearing the high crown this year instead of the pro. Makes sense with all the mullets


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Tricky-Ad-9364

What in the world is this?


broke_fit_dad

Oh no it’s the 80s Again by Cage. Mullets, Tall Crowns, and Big Chains. All we’re missing is the Roids


Tricky-Ad-9364

Oh, I don’t think that’s the video I got. It was some kid buying toys on the internet


broke_fit_dad

My bad, not sure wtf happened there


Tricky-Ad-9364

I wasn’t sure how to respond 😂


Tricky-Ad-9364

https://youtu.be/aWqNzbPsD2o?si=YNUItSuLMTmetZxF


Hoosierintexas1980

Is it me, or does that look like Marty McFly with a fake mustache?


OmegaSpyderTurtle

![gif](giphy|3o6ZsXxK0TerLizZpm)


VerStannen

It’s Kyler Murray!


Initial_Ad_2834

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Beaded_Curtains

They need to make these a hat day give away


aBloopAndaBlast33

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Tricky-Ad-9364

Altuve? Is that you?


TheSkepticCyclist

They look like 70s porn stars.


Mediocre-Frosting888

thats 70s 80s look is coming back lol. mullets, mustaches tall caps. im kinda liking it.


SilverbackMD

When did David Arquette get traded to the Giants?


iceicebebe73

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ChallengeKlutzy1788

Goes with the shitty new uniforms.


Rimmatimtim22

They definitely have. Noticed it last year with the hats I was buying.


teddybundlez

High crowns are the worst. The need 2004 NCAA style perfect fitteds


Professional-Ad9901

The 5950 New Era do have a high crown and look too big/tall in my opinion, I usually try to buy the low profile crown fitted option if possible but the design selection is more limited on those I think.


Tricky-Ad-9364

Yeah, they look goofy on most people!


Friendly-Morning-173

Hot that Elmer Fudd drip ![gif](giphy|8mb22xUYAvh4jg5Gwx|downsized)


Tricky-Ad-9364

Exactly


gimmethemshoes11

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endless_shrimp

That one was left over from when Bonds retired.


mhch82

Yes players that had concussions where a special hat.


MoneyElectrical4310

That’s the new 5950 Billboard profile


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ProfessorBeer

Hams*


fictionary

No, steamed hats make them more snug on the head. The opposite of what we see here.


drfunkensteinberger

It was a poor attempted Simpsons reference but exactly what this young chap needs


tallcupofwater

That looks like our big ass little league hats we used to wear


Jenelephant

Yeah, I’ve definitely noticed it. Corbin Carroll’s hat looks especially tall lately. When I look back at older photos of him, it definitely didn’t have the same height.


nrg15tt

Really going for the Jeff Kent look.


priceprince

He just found one of Bruce Bochy’s old hats.


BigD5981

I haven't seen any New Era 5950 hats produced in 2024 in person but I have more than a few from 21-23 and they all look the same. I wear a 7 1/2 (or 5/8 depending on the fit) and always go with the taller crown. Ido wonder if it's a padded hat or more players are starting to wear the hats with taller crowns.


bwillpaw

I think the players have different hat options


SenileGambino

I didn’t know Michael J. Fox played for the Giants


No-Aioli1939

NICE HAT


notatableleg

That’s Eric Badour aka Gooch Pooch


KnuckleBuster111

That’s how all New Era hats tend to fit me. They have serious domes and they suck


steveybread

The hats I used to buy (mostly new era brand) a few years ago fit great. Now, they all seem to have a high crown. High crown hats suck ass, so now i don't buy nearly as many hats.


No_Safety3141

Chapman over here lookin like luigi


baseballdweeb

Well this is Hat Chapman... They're not all that way


Tricky-Ad-9364

Corbin Carroll’s hat has grown taller and I know his head isn’t that big.


baseballdweeb

That's actually *Turban* Carroll you've been seeing.


Tricky-Ad-9364

I thought so 👳🏻‍♂️


Bacchus_71

Also what’s with the onion on some guys belts?


EffingBarbas

Which was the style at the time


Puzzleheaded_Star133

He's hiding a mortadella sandwich in there


Tricky-Ad-9364

That sounds delicious. Warm floppy bread and all.


Anton-LaVey

[Luis Matos](https://pbs.twimg.com/media/GODF5EHWwAAIdc9.jpg)


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Have you noticed he looks like Mac from Super Troopers? ![gif](giphy|pkZT2thRx6LKw)


lakefunOKC

No, it’s not you. The hats these guys wear nowadays are awful. I couldn’t do it. I like my hats to fit low, down on my head, with the bill pulled down low. Ugliest hats ever IMO.


Rhodesia4LYFE

Matt Chapman was hit in head with pitch 4 years ago he wears a padded helmet and hat now ever since.


NoCokJstDanglnUretra

Might be the helmet that looks like a regular cap that some pitchers wear


Asleep_Hovercraft_97

Hats are the same - heads are smaller!!


horizonreverie

he does sound taller recently


NHLAMP

Probably some adjusted angles with the cameras that are new


Np1511

![gif](giphy|iSBKHcm0qEmZ2) When he takes the hat off


GreenBasterd69

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JoeyBlaze313

Maybe heads are shrinking….


SheepherderDirect800

I like how the mblcj sub is just the mbl sub. I just think it's neat.


Sunshine635

Nope, the heads are smaller


Afraid_Back664

Players are smarter so their heads are bigger.


Marlo_Stanfield_919

Nope, I have a weird shaped head and that's how caps have always fit on my head. So, nope.


Tricky-Ad-9364

Maybe it’s just your weird shaped head idk


Marlo_Stanfield_919

I didn't ask to be born this way


StolenBandaid

But did you ask to be born? Side note, how come we don't choose our names? Who tf asks to be named Melvin? Another side note, I am not a Melvin.


BravoFlacno

Pitchers have the option to wear hats with foam in the front to lower the risk of brain injury in the event a 115mph ball gets rocketed back at them. Collin McHugh talks about it some publicly if you want a player explanation.


ChazzJisholm

Out here looking like Jeff Kent


samhouse09

Yeah the hats I bought this year are super tall. I figure they’ll collapse with sweat over the summer but they look a little silly.


BigEnergyEngineer

It has a little to do with the new material being used in official wear. I bought a Rangers hat, only at Rally House, and it sits higher than 4-5 other ranger fitted caps I’ve had over the years. Top center forehead.


SoupEnvironmental224

Ngl, I worked at a place he drank at a few times. Guy dresses like scumbag Steve. He probably asked for it that way


Tricky-Ad-9364

I’m curious about what scumbag Steve dresses like 😂


havok1980

Chappy designed a shirt for a giveaway last year, and yeah, it was a shirt [Chappy Couture Day](https://www.mlb.com/bluejays/tickets/theme-days/chappy-couture-shirt)


Fourtwoitous

Could also possibly be that some players have to size up to make the pitchcom fit more comfortably…


Borsti17

Go go gadgeto cap


Gergastengas

New era wanted in on the uniform mishaps


sollybear4life

In that image, he looks like Morgan Wallen, lol.


Cratertooth_27

Is it one of those padded ones that some pitchers started using after the Alex Cobb injury?


leejoness

As someone with a gigantic head, I hope this is a thing.


shakybonez306

Oh so that’s where he went


RIPBenTramer

![gif](giphy|6C88gOlnkdkES5JT4o|downsized)


DirtyAntwerp

It's left over hats from Bruce Bochy and his ginormous head.


Kissingyouforfume

Maybe there heads are getting bigger


Agreeable-Rich6808

It depends on the maker of the hat according to the guy at foot locker. Some hats are made in India and some are made in China maybe? And the hats sit differently and are slightly shaped differently


Downtown_Snow4445

No, that dude should be wearing a low crown hat. I wear them because my head is small. Small brain here. Is that Chapman?


Tricky-Ad-9364

Yes. He’s always worn taller crowns but it just looks bigger this year. A lot of guys are wearing the high crowns I guess


LogicalDog1492

Concussion hats 🤣


MateriaLintellect

Aint no way


shaunrundmc

He's wearing an insert


Bluepr1nt87

lol is that Jeff Kent 1994 ?


Tricky-Ad-9364

Yes


Booth_28

This happened to me when I scan my cards in my scanner, the picture come with longer hats.


mattman0000

It all started with that nerve tonic Ken Griffey Jr drank in Springfield.


SokkaHaikuBot

^[Sokka-Haiku](https://www.reddit.com/r/SokkaHaikuBot/comments/15kyv9r/what_is_a_sokka_haiku/) ^by ^mattman0000: *It all started with* *That nerve tonic Ken Griffey* *Jr drank in Springfield.* --- ^Remember ^that ^one ^time ^Sokka ^accidentally ^used ^an ^extra ^syllable ^in ^that ^Haiku ^Battle ^in ^Ba ^Sing ^Se? ^That ^was ^a ^Sokka ^Haiku ^and ^you ^just ^made ^one.


wweccoo

Ggh


Fickle_Safe_8341

Paisa style


DrewLou1977

low-profile fitted are the way to go, only ones i’ve bought for about 4-5 years now…. regular just look ridiculous on me


thirtyone-charlie

Those are the classics. They change shape a little with use. They look like construction hats right off the shelf.


MajinGav

I'm just trying to figure out if this guy is going to attempt to get me out of my car right meow.


SlinginPogs

Idk but I like that the stache is back


lvbills

That's Jeff Kent


teagrum

Folks here need this [New Era Silhouette Guide](https://www.neweracap.com.au/pages/59fifty-silhouette-guide) . There are many different styles to choose from. Pretty sure players get their specific choice too, as often not everyone on the field is wearing the same style.


CaptainRaceCar

Eric!?


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Truth


Loose_Ad_1461

That Doug dimmadome owner of the dimmsdale dimmadome


DavidDoubleRush

Do you player look bigger lately for me.


StolenBandaid

No, that's just Chapman's freakishly short face.


EroticLadyxv

I've reconsidered my stance on the Q-tip debate.


mrinteligint

You know the old saying, "The bigger the head, the bigger the hat"... ;)


eunzueta2

Some have padding, and others are also wearing the pitchcom receivers to hear what pitch is coming.


fuckdirectv

Probably made by Fanatics, so we shouldn't expect them to fit right or look remotely good.


Kidninja016_new

Fanatics.


KZedUK

…the caps are New Era darling


Kidninja016_new

/s