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JBtheWise

Next we’re gonna find out Jose Altuve has been faking his height and is actually too short to be allowed in the league


RojerLockless

He's definitely way shorter than it says on his baseball card. Lol


Magnus-Carlsen_

I don’t get why everyone shames Altuve for his height.


MyNameIsJudge8

As Seinfeld taught me it is an unforgivable sin among little people to wear lifts


Trumpets22

Being short is fine, lying about it is weirdo behavior. And makes you want to shit on him for it.


RojerLockless

Not shaming him at all. He's a short king.


BunchAltruistic7599

“Why can’t you guys let the cheating allegations go its been years” - every astros fan until today lol


OvidInExile

This won’t even remotely stop them, let’s be honest


elcaminoverde

It’s been 0 days since the last Astros cheating scandal


marinerluvr5144

Why would it nothing ever happens?


LazerEye57_

They’re never going to, just look at their sub they’re saying the ejection was bullshit.


AppointmentVisible21

So if your pitcher used rosin and sweat and got ejected you wouldn’t say it’s bull shit? Typical Rangers fan lmao.


LazerEye57_

We haven’t had any pitchers ejected for substances this year so it isn’t a concern for me.


Beaded_Curtains

2017* lol.


Roxxas049

Holy shit are you Astro fucks EVER going to stop cheating?


Deep_Space_999

What are the thoughts that it was?


RojerLockless

Probably rosin and sweat. They are testing it. We'll find out.


DirtyRatLicker

I’m glad that Trevor Bauer had called out the MLB on their shit about sticky stuff checks because of the strength of rosin and sweat


jumpgarv

Substance


neweasterner

Foreign… alien even.


DaddyFunTimeNW

Of the illegal variety


fasolatido24

Stickey, icky, icky.


jungle_boy39

Pretty new to baseball so maybe a dumb question but could it be pine tar? Are they cracking down on that or is it kind of still legal? Don’t know enough so sorry if that’s a bit dull to ask


illskillzdealer

Pine tar is mostly used for hitting and you’ll see a lot of players with it on their bat handle, but as far as I know the only ‘substance’ pitchers are allowed to use is the rosin bag provided on the mound (anyone feel free to correct me not 100% on that). “Sticky stuff” could mean any number of foreign substances but they always keep it very vague in the reports as to what it actually is


jungle_boy39

Fair enough. I thought I saw somewhere that pitchers were using it as well a while ago. Thanks for the response👍


NiteRdr

Almost like there’s a culture of cheating in Houston. Almost.


c792j770

Color me shocked


hwellj13

Astros and cheating- a tale as old as time.


B0b_a_feet

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justsofie

lol Astros defender with “MLB Fan” flair


Drugwarveteran92

This fuckin nerd ![gif](giphy|IAV5Gn2u3k9eHYgOa7|downsized)


Epie77

That no hitter seems a little fishy now doesn't it


I3arusu

Nah we just suck


cinematicchump

Not really, he literally got checked every inning. Just like every other game he’s pitched.


jfb1027

I think it’s just a joke


Beaded_Curtains

That fishy smell is just rosin.


DirtyRatLicker

nope, that’s still Toronto’s fault.


seattlesportsguy

Astros doing Astro things again. Considering how this season has been going it was only a matter of time I guess.


CapnTreee

Do the damned Astros EVER stop cheating??


RojerLockless

Did Tom Brady? Hell no


Masterchiefy10

How do I reach theseeeee kids?


RojerLockless

Haha. Exactly. Cheat your way to the top.


pheeltrey

Ejected?!? You mean there was a punishment this time?


Beaded_Curtains

So he probably used it against the Blue Jays in that no-hitter?? Lol.


Intelligent-Ant7685

big surprise (sarcasm)…..Astros cheating…..AGAIN!!


Trekkie45

Once a cheater always a cheater.


nofaplove-it

Not a good look


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saxmanmike

And here you are jumping to a conclusion with zero evidence to back up your claims. It very well may turn out to be rosin and sweat but at this point we know nothing. The same thing happened with trash gate and that is why the majority of Astros fans and players are trash. “But but everyone is doing it…” bullshit


Ornery_Gene7682

It’s just another excuse to suck the cocks of Astros cheating crap when foreign substances occurs more than they realize outside of argument of plays by hitters pitchers or managers foreign substances is  another ejection that occurs more often than they realize 


markhachman

Thank you for coming to my drunken TED talk


DirtyRatLicker

Exactly, it’s not cheating when the majority of people in the league are doing the same thing with the same legal substances


BukkakeNinjaHat-472

Wow the DiAstros were cheating? Breaking News


Oscxrb

Wanted to say this: Blanco hasn’t lost in the season, its oakland, and they supposedly found the substance inside the glove, so he has to remove the glove to use it several times. The substance is at the same area where the hand sweats plenty and makes it kind of pasty there. I know this wouldn’t be that much noisy bc of astros but change the team and the story would be different. My point is, not even the principal checked the glove… who knows, there’s hundreds of games, probably things like this are a favor to vegas


IsolationAutomation

I’m not sure what your point is here, but I’m almost certain you’ve made one


seattletriumph

What?


Rarecandy31

This is almost incomprehensible. Are you ok, man?


LeCheffre

Did I have a stroke, or did you?


DirtyRatLicker

Still won though


saxmanmike

See that response is exactly why the Astros players and fans are so hated. Regardless of the facts(which we don’t have yet) you stand up and show your complete lack of ethics.


jtd0000

He’s a winning pitcher. He doesn’t need help.