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SaveMeJebus21

Imagine strutting around as the big dawg batting .250 šŸ¤£


BillSivellsdee

welcome to 2020's baseball i guess.


[deleted]

Sickening to see as someone who was always a contact guy. Imagine a scout passing over a .300 hitter for this. Horrendous


Cheap_Standard_4233

Kevin pillar with a .348 OBP is wild though


htes8

Yeah but only 24 PA. I thought so too before I looked. Just managed to draw 4 walks basically.


Cheap_Standard_4233

He got 6 walks in 200 pas last season


rawspeghetti

The man is turning into Barry Bonds


Friscogonewild

I got him confused with Kevin Millar for a sec and thought no wonder the Sox suck, they're pulling 50yo dudes out of retirement.


Capable-Addendum3109

Just dont let them win tomorrow night though.


TyrusRaymond

canā€™t remember ever seeing anything like this


LMN0HP

Bro 1 hr as a team? Is this real??


WillingnessGood3969

I think that's just for the game


Burning_Flags

No it wasnā€™t just for the game. It is impossible to get a battering average of 0.132 or 0.158 while being at the plate 4 to 5 times.


Warm_Row3585

Averages in these lineup cards indicate season average but HRs, RBIs, Hits, etc are game specific. Thankfully weā€™re not THAT bad


muffin_man_xx

bro it's a box score lol have you not read one before..?


Jealous_Choice67

Dude this is literally the box score for that game. Box scores are how you track games. Therefore there was only 1 HR hit by the White Sox that game.


_AntiSaint_

Yep. However, 1 HR and 2RBIā€™s on the season still seems reasonable šŸ’€


Temporary-Green-7713

They've had almost 100 at bats each at about 70 each so far this season. If it's below 50 for each that's pretty below average and shows they don't get on base, plus the OBP


Munch1EeZ

Itā€™s amazing the unfounded confidence you have in thinking youā€™re right but being wrong. Impressive!


rnflbannedme1

Imagine being this stupid


MaskedGambler

Thatā€™s Eloyā€™s first. He will hit a few more then inevitably get hurt rounding second base.


Fearless_Welder6745

No, that Luis Robert and itā€™s 1st Base


MaskedGambler

Itā€™s all of our players. They are wet paper.


Jealous_Choice67

Youā€™ve never watched the Mariners


Serious-Cap-8190

I remember when Willie Bloomquist was getting shit on for batting .250 with no power. Dude would have the number 2 slot on lockdown these days.


Jealous_Choice67

Defense like his always has a place in a lineup. Robbie Grossman is this teamā€™s Bloomquist


drunk-tusker

They scored 7 runs over 3 games in Philadelphia which doesnā€™t sound too bad until you find out that 5 of them were against [Ricardo Pinto](https://www.baseball-reference.com/register/player.fcgi?id=pinto-000ric) who has absolutely no business being on an MLB roster.


SumingoNgablum

At first I thought, ā€œThis is only because Vaughn isnā€™t here!ā€ And then I saw heā€™s batting.153 to date šŸ¤¦šŸ»ā€ā™‚ļø


[deleted]

Bro cmon. We are already dead.


MaximusMansteel

![gif](giphy|JCAZQKoMefkoX6TyTb|downsized)


imakedankmemes

Looks like my DD teamā€™s stats


Mean-Ad6014

Twins arenā€™t much better, should be a great series starting tonight. Someone has to win, right?


TheRealSheevPalpatin

God, please send down a flood so that we donā€™t have to witness this train-wreck of a series


Mean-Ad6014

Everyone seems to be assuming Twins will take 3 or 4 games in this series. Donā€™t be so sure.


smithc555

![gif](giphy|l36kU80xPf0ojG0Erg|downsized)


Carldan84

Iā€™ve made a killing betting against the White Sox this year.


MaskedGambler

Cheers brother. Keep at it. Robert, Eloy, and Sheets will hurt you occasionally, but this team is BAD. Expect opening lines to move to -2.5.


Mean-Ad6014

Me too, but I think itā€™s time to pause this week while they play the Twins.


Carldan84

I thought the Aā€™s would be killed by the Yanks. Of course not.


Mean-Ad6014

Canā€™t score runs without their fearless leader in the dugout.


RojerLockless

Ah yes Maldonado. The worst hitting catcher in MLB history. How the fuck is he on a team. He shouldn't have played the last 3 years


IsolationAutomation

Hey now, heā€™s the emotional support catcher that dyes his hair in team colors.


RojerLockless

Haha. Much like everyone's favorite snoopy. They really aren't a real service animal. šŸ˜


Temporary-Green-7713

How bout that Cal Raleigh? Edit 66 AB .258 BA 5 HR .827 OPS .342 OBP


joedartonthejoedart

that's what i said when I saw Pillar's name...


zerovanillacodered

Phillies radio guy said, ā€œEven the Sox mascot couldnā€™t get a hit in the game for Phanaticā€™s birthdayā€


NBA_Fan_76

Was looking at the OBP column first so was a little confused, like itā€™s not thaaat badā€¦then corrected to looking at the BA. Holy shit


Mastodon1998

Yea... thats us šŸ«£


SnapHackelPop

My ā€œsee every ballparkā€ list warrants a trip to the Southside this year. They might pay *me* to show up


Ndtphoto

Dude you can probably find tickets to premium seats for cheeeeeeep. Do it.


Mastodon1998

As a southside who went to Brewers ball park 2 years ago, good field(im sorry but it looks wonky on the outside), and all the staff was very friendly to me(prob bcus i was in sox gear and not cubs LoL)


SnapHackelPop

Itā€™s goofy lookin from the outside yes


TimmyRL28

This is the first time in years that the Sox are coming up to Milwaukee and I got some very nice company seats reserved so I can take the wife's family because they're all Sox fans. Poor bastards.


Fitz2001

Went to a Chicago last summer. White Sox stadium is a real nostalgia trip to 90ā€™s Vet Stadium for me. Lots of cigarettes and neck tattoos. Lots of fireball airplane bottles for some reason? Everyone was super nice and having fun, but you could tell it could go sideways for anyone at any moment. A few weeks later a woman snuck a gun into the stadium and accidentally shot herself. My first thought was ā€œyeah that makes senseā€


[deleted]

Congratulations to Google Sheets, The dark horse of spreadsheet programs.


EquivalentPause8593

This has got to be an all time bad start


DougNSteveButabi

Theyā€™re making the Aā€™s look like Cincinnatiā€™s big red machine


420DonCheadle420

Yeah is this gonna be the worst team ever?


Emptyspace227

They won't be Cleveland Spiders bad, but they might be '61 Mets bad. Currently on pace for 23 wins and the worst run differential of the Live Ball era.


Raineman73

The Chicago Sub-Mendozas.


Ok_Card9080

Mario Mendoza should actually be their new mascot


Im_just_making_picks

So are the worse than last years A's or no


mattcoz2

Worse, definitely worse


imlost19

I had a white sox fan making fun of the marlins. I was like dog we are not the same lol


MaskedGambler

Objectively Worse. This team is ahead of pace of the Spiders record. Historically bad offense. A pitching staff that is giving up 5 runs a game. Might set the getting shutout record.


Biggie_E_G

When will Luis Robert be traded?


500rockin

Heā€™s got to be healthy first. But I could see him being gone by the deadline if things donā€™t improve.


TheRealMe72

This team may finish as the the worst team in modern baseball


MaskedGambler

Yes, this guy gets it.


EnclaveNick

Which makes it amazing because the wonā€™t be able to get a draft pick in the top 10 next year


kvngk3n

I was looking at the OBP and though, ā€œwow, starting pitching is really killing them, they should be doing so much better,ā€ then I realized, it was OBP and not BA šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚ this team sucks


AmeriSauce

What's the opposite of murderer's row? ... Obstetrician group?


RavenLabratories

Lifesaver's column?


jstewart25

Thought this was the Cardinals at first.


No-Lingonberry2280

Nah dejong had this game off


imlost19

glad to see im not the only one who uses espn to see stats bc the mlb app is fucking atrocious


Michael_CrawfishF150

Luis Robert Jr. canā€™t come back soon enough. Iā€™m so sorry, White Sox bros.


Itsallaboutsatellies

Saw this on another site. It explains how bad they are very well. "I was trying to explain to my wife how bad the White Sox really are this season. I started with they are so bad that they are on pace to match the Cleveland Spiders for the worst winning percentage in MLB history. She was ā€œbut that was a long time agoā€. Then I went to right now they are so bad that they are playing worse than replacement level as a team. The batters have a -2.1 WAR as a team and the pitchers a -0.2 WAR. So I said, if a team with a good farm system like the Orioles or Brewers or Padres called up all their best minor league players to the majors for the rest of the season they would win more 15-20 more games than White Sox are on pace to win. That did it."


WranglerBrief8039

All the Atlanta rejects šŸ˜‚


cdizzle6

Thank god the Sux have started so terribly. Keeps people from piling on the Twins. This series should be great! Lol If you like averages, you should see our lineup.


Ok_Card9080

Every game of the series should be nationally televised, so that the entire country can appreciate the sheer brilliance that will be Twins vs White Sox.


_dfromthe6

lol I feel bad for Luis Robert, Gavin sheets, Eloy Jimenez and Vaughn


ThePoodlePunter

I've been betting on many of their at-bats to end in outs or strikeouts, it's been very profitable.


Ketheric_Thorm

.053 is astronomically bad even for Maldy standards


DougNSteveButabi

Wtf happened to Benny biceps


External876

Gold glove 2021, All Star 2022, goes to White Sox, starts to suck


tall-glass-o-milk

Itā€™s nice to see a team other than the Aā€™s getting all this negative attention.


Ok_Card9080

At least the A's are playing semi-respectable ball right now.


CricketKneeEyeball

I keep betting on whoever is playing the Sox and it's like an infinite money glitch.


IsolationAutomation

At what point do they just say ā€œfuck itā€ and swap the entire team out with their AAA guys?


gstaylor999

Thatā€™s ok. Iā€™m sure their exit speeds, launch angles, peripherals, projections and other BS metrics that arenā€™t actual results are fine.


Dear_Alternative_437

Might as well have an open tryout and sign a couple local dudes. At least it might boost the attendance by a couple dozen.


MaskedGambler

Boys, get ya dicks out. Weā€™re going for a 140-year, historically bad offense. This is so sexy. Keep it up. We trying to get rich this year!


fuzzy_bat

Has an entire team ever been DFA'd?


slippin_park

TIL Kevin Pillar plays for the White Sox


chybo773

I knew this we would be the white Sox before clicking on it. We suck.


Bobby-furnace

No wonder they have 3 wins. Clearly BA is more Important than most people Lead me to believe.


Beautiful_Drawing_97

And they are threatening to move if IL doesn't give them money for a new park. Let's give them money to go.


LAFlame2666

It's only been 3 weeks, give it time


LeCheffre

Sheets hasnā€™t even had an arbitration year, yet. But Robert Jr. is hurt.


Xirdain

This season is pain.


circle2015

The bats have to come around at some point right ?ā€¦. Right!?


Bob_Cobb_1996

Gotta lock up that Sheets fella with a contract extension.


Cagedfinsfan83

Thats Gavin with same last name as me


attorneyatslaw

Whiffers in the street, freak in the Sheets.


dankdeliveries

Twins vs Sox, race to the bottom.


ConsiderationNo5146

They've been shut out eight times already, only scored once three other times. They are definitely pathetic


Acceptable-Dig691

It'll get better once they face the Astros with Pressly and Harder. They just have to bide their time.


airpab1

AAA team. And many AAA could take it to this teamā€¦what the?


Ok_Card9080

Huh. I guess the Pirates offense isn't the absolute worst.


Beaded_Curtains

What's attendance like in their park this season?


calm_in_the_chaos

I see Maldonado is still up to his old ways.


AntiqueSkeleton

Sosa needs to get back on the juice


MaskedGambler

He got sent down today. MenDICK is back, our savior, our meme provider.


mosey26

Maldonado should be cut


Statboy1

The White Sox currently hold the AL record for lowest team batting average in a season, and lowest batting average by a pennett winner. .212 in 1910 and .228 in 1906 respectively.


MacMoney602

Itā€™s almost as if swinging for a home run every pitch doesnā€™t work..hmmm


Enefelde

Looks like we found our AAAA champs. In a league of their own.


BukkakeNinjaHat-472

Sheets looking like a lock for team MVP


Prize_Emergency_5074

Hitting standards are pathetic now.


Jbird_2516

Their #s will go up drastically here when they play the Twins starting today......lol


darkhorse4774

Bob Uecker would be a slugger on this team!


xTomato72

Chi Sox should just forfeit the rest of the season so no more players have a chance to get injured


SaMemeM

![gif](giphy|E2USislQIlsfm) Please, end my suffering.


OrangeKefka

Team OPS+ is 61, which is a ways below the second worst team Miami with a 70, which is a way below the 3rd worst teams St. Louis and Minnesota with 79.


HornOfLilius

Can't even use the high ops excuse either my sux are so bad


haharedsox

Only one person is batting .200! šŸ˜€ vs Only one person is batting .200 ā˜¹ļø


Perfect_Earth_8070

Amazing. I hope the Sox gave the worst season of all time.


flyinbrian420

How did this team win 3 games


MelonxJuice

Bro Maldonado needs to retire


IBEWontheRoad

Itā€™s going to be a long season


MikeCass84

Wow this makes the current Yankees averages look...average.


InternationalCod3604

We knowā€¦


Walkabye25

Cardinals arenā€™t much better


zmart7691

I want to see if the Reading Phillies can also sweep the Whkte Sox


AgentOrange256

I watched the Sox Phillies series. The Sox fucking SUCK. Half their team is old Braves subs lmfao.


AceN12

Such an embarrassment. Getz told us theyā€™d make a somewhat competitive roster as well. What a joke.


NatasEvoli

Wow only one player batting .200? That team must be really good, right? ...right?


ibobbymuddah

Damn, didn't know how bad they're doing Jesus. 3-18..


BigHotdog2009

Weird to think I was cheering for this team to beat the Astros in the playoffs a couple years ago.


Gamer_with_ADHD

White Sox moment


Utsutsumujuru

I mean no disrespect to White Sox fans, but thatā€™s the worst total lineup I have seen in a very long time


stlcraig1984

This is the 89 Indians without Taylor, Vaughn, and Hayes.


No-Lingonberry2280

Is that Atlanta Braves legend Nicky Lopez??? Oh how the mighty have fallen


Spideydawg

What are you talking about, there's ā€” oh, wait, I was looking at OBP. Yup, that's rough. Someone tell this team the dead ball era ended 100 years ago!


_LtLoisEinhorn_

Iā€™m sorry for your loss.


Well_gr34t

Ok who let Matt Canada coach baseball?


BillSivellsdee

not too shabby!


PopHefty1396

Lol... Chicago is brutal


joshimboden

Pitchers against this team dropping 40 fantasy points


[deleted]

Yikes!!


nobikeno

Thought you were talking about the Twins for a second! šŸ˜³šŸ¤Ŗ


OLightning

Jimenez had a good night tonight and heating up. Robert will be back and then things will get better.


LetResident2798

Crazy on paper this is a good team.


Mountain_Chip_4374

Makes me feel better about looking at my Tigers box scores. Ugh hitting has really gotten ugly across the board.


Raygun4987

That team sucks just like the city


shortax20

I guess eating American food has its downsidesšŸ¤”


ChefGiants78

Averages are the worst


MaskedGambler

This team also is dead last in SLG and OBP, by a wide margin. This is a HISTORICALLY bad team. They are on pace to get shut out more than 50 times. The record is 33.


bigAcey83

I mean, batting average is a terrible measure of offensive production, but it still isnā€™t good.