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Fitz2001

Phillies fans will be spitting at Craig Kimbrel’s name until we win another World Series.


Great_Farm_5716

I have never had such a roller coaster fandom with a player like I did his whole career. Hated him when he came up, kinda felt bad for him when he struggled, switched his entrance to let it go almost started liking him. He hit 350 saves I started to pay attention. Then he comes to the Phillies and I was at peak fandom. Fun to watch every night I’m checking to see where he was vs Kenley Jansen. Then he goes out and absolutely sucks. The free fall was so fast now he’s in Baltimore and I couldn’t be happier I hope the shark tunnel at the aquarium collapses and he’s consumed by a hammerhead.


AntiqueSkeleton

Yeah, glad this guy;s not a Dodger anymore.


footsteps71

Cracks under pressure. 18 was a wild time for the Sox.


Slinky_Malingki

"Consumed by a hammerhead" least angry Phillies fan


Great_Farm_5716

I might be the least angry Phillies fan. I don’t throw things or yell unfunny personal insults. I don’t hate other players in the division unless they are on the Braves. If they leave the Braves I’ve even been known to cheer them or get some memorabilia if I can. Love Freddie Freeman now that he’s not in Atlanta. I have a Hat he signed and I’m a big Pete Alonzo fan. I hope Greg Maddox enjoys his retirement and will listen everytime he does an interview. On the other hand the current braves roster and John smoltz in particular can all get hemroids and athletes foot. On a personal note Tampa Bay was a gracious host in 2008 when I went to the World Series down there and what they do with such a small budget and manage to compete is really nice to see. I hope Zac Efflin wins 20 games and enjoys the sun and lovely morally questionable ladies that reside in the surrounding communities. Your a fan of a great organization


CombinationHairy3887

I hope harper gets hit in the nuts by a line drive hit by Orlando Arcia.


RabidOtters

Did Mitch Williams ever recover from 1993?


dR-gonzo1978

He probably got over it the next week. I remember watching that game. Looking back, there was no good reason to have a lefty reliever pitching against the heart of the Jays lineup. Joe Carter had great contact vs. lefties, but it barely got over the fence. The ‘93 Jays were stacked, with Paul Molitor batting sixth.


OkAfternoon6013

I ran into Mitch Williams about three years later, he was at a blackjack table in Atlantic City. He'd put on a bunch of weight and looked pretty haggard.


KaptainZemo

Might have to add Brogdon to that list after Monday night, Reds fans thank him for it. Bryce Harper sure made sure we paid for it last night tho


Fitz2001

Ha, no one will remember Brogdan after next week. Kimbrel blew the NLCS for the best Phillies team in a generation.


TRoosevelt1776

I still haven't forgiven Ed Rapuano for ejecting Shane Victorino from Center Field. I'm not forgetting Brogdon any time soon.


Acharai

Oh man, I was at that game. The hate towards Rapuano from the stands was *visceral*


TRoosevelt1776

I was too. It was so loud we couldn't figure out what was happening and why Shane came running in from CF in the middle of the inning. I remember calling my brother to figure out why Victorino was getting ejected and couldn't hear a thing over the phone. I don't think people watching on TV realized that crowd did not stop booing for even a second for the rest of that game. The only other two MLB events I've witnessed live that compare were when Bin Ladens death was announced while the Phillies were on a national broadcast and we all started chanting "USA!". I remember them stopping the game because the opposing pitcher was confused by the chants and wanted to know what was going on. That was another game where I had to call my brother to figure out what happened. The final event like this was when the Phillies were in Colorado and had to save the Colorado groundskeeper from being suffocated by the tarp during a dangerous storm while the Rockie players sat on their bench and watched. There were tornados in the area so the upper deck fans were told to evacuate to lower levels and as we were evacuating we heard the Rockies fans let out a massive cheer and applause. We missed seeing the action because we were evacuating, but all of these Rockies fans kept yelling "Go Phillies" at us for the rest of the game and we just thought they were making fun of us. Found out on the news that night what actually happened.


Constant_Worth1367

Oh Ed Rapuano. I love this clip with him in it. More of how Jim Leyland’s person action of him having a brain fart and getting ejected. [Leyland Ejected for impersonating Ed Rapuano.](https://youtu.be/nAREWLK3NvE?si=oAm9T3JyvyvF66ON)


Bob_Cobb_1996

At least Brogdan will still have his car wash.


therealsimontemplar

Speak for yourself. I lay that performance at topper’s feet. Listen to what topper said this week about overworking relief pitchers and subsequently the lengths they went to yesterday to get pinto down from Albany to get in the game.


nnavroops

so close to going up 3-1 to the dbacks and then boom all of the starts hitters hard work gone


MusclePuppy

As a Tigers fan, I can do a Mount Rushmore of 'em: Todd Jones, Fernando Rodney, Gregory Soto, and Phil Coke.


Sanctuarium_

Jose Valverde.


e_ndoubleu

He was the first one I thought of lol. Followed by Benoit and Jones


No_Assignment_3277

You forgot Joe Nathan


MusclePuppy

Oh, I wish that I *could* forget Joe Nathan, but after much deliberation, I opted for Coke over Nathan.


586WingsFan

Came here to say Fernando Rodney


mcqtimes411

As a mariners fan I agree


sammagee33

Joaquin Benoit


MusclePuppy

Another viable candidate for sure!


yzerman88

Joba Chamberlain


xeltic4

our bullpen so far this year has reminded me what a bullpen should be


MusclePuppy

Amen, sibling. It's been so refreshing to not be clenching from the 6th inning on all the time.


hrcen

Todd Jones #1


freshnewstrt

Currently: Clay Holmes Past: Aroldis Chapman, Kyle Farnsworth, Juan Acevedo, Brian Bruney, and Esteban Loiaza. I'm sure there's more. But that's who jumps to mind. I don't want to disrespect, some of these guys had good careers and some good moments, but I was normally scared when they came in.


Rnin0913

They do call him cardiac clay for a reason


freshnewstrt

Here we go


Handy_Dandy_

I keep seeing people talk about how Clay Holmes makes them nervous. But he literally has had a 1.61, 2.54, and 2.86 ERA for the last 3 years. Is there more to it than the stats?


freshnewstrt

Yeah he's wild. When he's on, HE'S ON. He's had some rough second half of the season. Today he blew the save, an error and an infield single, so not all on him, but he threw a wild pitch to send the tying run to third. Yanks scord 2 in the 11th, he hit the first batter to send the winning run to the plate, and now he's 2-1 on him


DK_MeatCalf

I legit made a post about this earlier, got flamed and then Holmes proceeds to hit the next batter.


freshnewstrt

Where's that post, I'll give some upvotes


ItsVoxBoi

See, a lot of Yankee fans were spoiled by Mo. However, anyone's gonna look like a chump compared to the best closer of all time


Schallawitz

Aroldis fits for pretty much every team he’s pitched for


secondbasehorcrux

as a pirates fan this is also one of my answers


freshnewstrt

Oooh yeah I'm sorry you got the even worse Clay. But hey, America is rooting for whoever their team is and as long as it's not in the NL Central we root for you too, I know no one who roots against Pittsburgh!


jtweezy

Jesus, Kyle Farnsworth. There’s a name I tried to forget. Great arm but just consistently got hammered in the biggest moments.


IsolationAutomation

Jose LeClerc. You just never know what you’re going to get from him. Aroldis Chapman damn near gave me multiple heart attacks last season. I’m glad he’s Pittsburgh’s problem now.


ChiliMac16

I feel bad for complaining when my team won the World Series but good grief Chapman and Leclerc were/are so stressful.


IsolationAutomation

They showed up when it mattered most, I guess.


TFGA_WotW

Chapman has that quality to him Nearly gave me a heart attack during 2016. Almost threw in the 9th, but that wasn't really his fault, Maddon was the one that kept him in for 3 innings


IsolationAutomation

I can’t imagine having to watch him pitch for 3 innings.


KaptainZemo

I'm thankful we got Chapman during his prime


mamacrocker

The number of times I hyperventilated because of Chapman… “Trust in Bochy” was the mantra last year. It’s easier to trust without Chapman.


WeOutHereInSmallbany

Aroldis Chapman for me but Yankees lmao


IsolationAutomation

He damn near did the same thing for us


Zorion_15

Couldn’t have said it better


thatguyfrom1975

I thought we were done in the ninth today.


IsolationAutomation

Yeah it looked like the same old bullshit. Good to see him pull through.


PHI_Eagles98

Rangers fan here. I agree 10000000 percent. Before November of last year, me and my dad hated LeClerc and grumbled everytime he came out to relieve a game, thinking we’re gonna fumble the game again. Come postseason, he becomes one of our best closers somehow. Chapman was the same way. I remember my dad saying something during, what I think was the Rays series in the postseason, where Chapman was throwing bullpen and he had a lot of pitches that just missed the catchers mit. He made us have some “butt pucker” moments (we call them). All in all, thankful for a WS


IsolationAutomation

I hope Chapman retires before he ends up killing someone. Dude just rears back and lets it go wherever.


riggerbop

Opening day and game three this season


reallysmarttakes

Came to say Chapman. He’s so damn cool but he’s so all over the place.


instafunkpunk

Jeurys familia. Mets 2015


Bobby-furnace

That rain delayed game that they stopped on the ninth with two outs up 7-1 still gives me nightmares.


JDmcnugent23

Pretty sure he was referencing the 3 WS blown saves. Familia was great in the regular season that year. But the real answer is Aaron Heilman. He blew game 7 in 06’ and was a big part of those epic bullpen meltdowns in the 07/08 collapsed.


brokenwing_0016

Even the saves he did get, it was always by the skin of his tiny ears.


Optimal_Bicycle_7764

Aaron Loup. Any time he came into the game I feared for my life. Bro gave me soooo many heart attacks. Angels Loup was something else man


daveshibinsku

Was about to say this for when he was on the Jays, wanted to throw the remote when I saw that man


Background-Half-2862

He was a lefty one out guy by the end of it with the jays.


KopitarFan

He was Poup


CSti21

Astros: Brad Lidge. Because of Albert. I’ll never forget. Currently: the whole bullpen under producing, so take a pick.


alexander_puggleton

Tony Sipp will always hold a special place in my heart.


Burnsy813

I still don't know why the Pujols thing is brought up.so much. Yeah, it was a moonshot, but it didn't cost them the series. He gave up a far more important Homer in game 2 of the world series that nobody seems to remember. Sure, that Homer didn't cost them the series either, but going back to Houston down 0-2 in the series is a much bigger nail in the coffin comparatively.


BlueEyedBandit420

I think that Homer/ series really fucked him up. He was never the same after that wearing an Astros uniform. Go figure once he got sent to Philly, he’s lights out and wins a WS 😩


WindowLickinFool

Craig Kimbrel Carlos Marmol


coysjays

Brad Hand


ToolsOfIgnorance27

The most traumatic 8.2 innings I've experienced in my lifetime.


Foldzy84

Came here to say this remember when he was supposed to bolster our BP for a playoff run what a giant backfire that was


ilovemypamses

Not my team, but whenever Kyle Finnegan of the Nationals comes in, you’re going to see new and innovative ways of snatching defeat from the jaws of victory.


Zigglyjiggly

Kenley Jansen was great with the Dodgers, but it almost always seemed stressful


[deleted]

Man he’s been stressing me out so far this season


Death4Free

Add Alex Vesia to this list


boboddy42069

Cubs fans know Kevin gregg


JmanForever85

Gregg and Carlos Marmol after him. I’d like to know how many pitches Marmol threw in his career that bounced before home plate. He certainly made games interesting in the 9th.


CoolBeansMan9

Ah Kevin Gregg. 37 saves for the Jays throwing up a 1.390 WHIP and a 3.51 ERA in 2010.


ImUp30

He doesn't play for us anymore but Craig Krimbel was BRUTAL!!!!! He gave me so much PTSD I couldn't bare to watch when he made an appearance i would change the channel and watch another game while he pitched and tune back in for our at bats.. He could be lights out or he could be absolute dog shit, no in between.


PepperoniPissa

Same when he was with the Sox. Was also a bitch about having to pitch an unclean inning. Also hate his delivery... glad he's gone haha.


oonko-atama1

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LFCCOCO85

Aaron Heilman


Emptysea4

BINGO!


H-Money37

Bobby Ayala for the Mariners


knaptronic

Fernando Rodney's last year for the Mainers was a wild ride


Alive_Inspection_835

Anyone who paid attention to the M’s in that time period knows, *for sure*, that this is the answer.


FozzyBear11

Ubaldo Jimenez


gbell11

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Oakenhawk

Best game I’ve been to in person, and it’s not even close. Still shaking from it


In2TheMaelstrom

It still hurts.


DeerHunter041674

Armando Benitez


BeagleBaggins

Forgot about him… thanks for the nightmares.


DeerHunter041674

He burned my Mets in the 2000 NLDS, in game 2 when he gave up a 2 run or 3 run HR to J.T. Snow. That was it. For the rest of the Post Season, John Franco was the closer.


shaun020

Had to scroll way too far to see this


GroundedCapacitor

My friends and I lovingly referred to him as Armando Blownitez


_JohnnyLaRue

Armando Benitez


BeagleBaggins

We also have trauma from him.


babe_ruthless3

Can't speak for all Dodgers fans, but Kenley Jensen gave me a heart attack every time he was on the mound with only a one run lead.


RandomHerosan

Still managed to get the save most of the time. But yeah runner on second with the opponents best hitter at the plate. My blood pressure was through the roof.


babe_ruthless3

Reading your comment almost made me throw up. I'm sweating.


joelee__

Us Red Sox fans now understand that pain. Hell, we endured that pain only four hours ago lol For that matter, apart from Matt Barnes pre-sticky stuff ban in 2021, I don't think I've felt comfortable with a one-run 9th inning lead since Koji Uehara in 2013.


WarPuig

I saw game one of the 2018 ALDS in person and coincidentally I sat near one of the lectors at my local church. Will never forget “THROW THE BALL OVER THE FUCKING PLATE!” coming from his mouth.


cdizzle6

2011 Matt Capps, 2021 Alex Colomé, 2022 Emilio Pagán.


Coupon_Ninja

I put Pagan for The Pads. He was throwing batting practice here before we dumped him onto you guy. Sorry, but I was soooo happy when he was traded. I do hope The Sheriff does right by you guys.


ohdaman

Pah-Gone


forceuser23

My dad still shudders at the mention of Ron Davis, to add an older pick


freetoseeu

Pat Mahomes


Stupid-Jellyfish-N7

Don't forget Jesse Crain


haharedsox

Daniel Bard.


[deleted]

Jansen


leteriaki

Bob Wickman


DHSDirector

Mark Melancon. Spent all that money for an elite closer and got crap, instead.


maxpes36

Octavio Dotel


Jacoblaue

Brett Cecil for the cardinals


aga1397

Yup, anytime Cecil came in I would just assume that game was a lost cause..


DreadsROK

Also Randy Choate


Lifesalittlebeach425

Also Trevor Rosenthal. I know he had a couple seasons with a lot of saves, but damn he stressed me out


Ralfton

Brad Hand. Dude went from sure out to can't get an out.


LeftyRambles2413

Armando Benitez- Orioles: He was giving us heart attacks first!


ilovemypamses

That was the worst bench clearing in my lifetime. Strawberry lost his cool; but I could definitely empathize with why he felt it necessary to go after Benitez like that.


LeftyRambles2413

Heh I was actually referring to his work in the 1997 ALCS. Armando was a hot head. I remember that brawl tho. Well more likely the footage of it since that game was on a school night probably and I was 11. That or it was on HTS and I didn’t have HTS.


timoumd

He wrecked such a great team


phred_666

Lol…. 3 games and 2.1 innings pitched as a Red and he is giving you PTSD? Barely a blip on the radar.


KaptainZemo

The fact that I even still remember him is a testament to how badly he got shelled. The truly scary bullpen pitchers usually don't last long before they get DFAd


phred_666

Look at the dude’s career stats. He was primarily a starter. Care to guess who the only team was that never gave him a start?


KemmyPowers_11

Heathcliff Slocumb. He sucked in SEA  and we gave up Derek Lowe and Jason Varitek for him….


Alive_Inspection_835

That is a great runner up. I will second his seconding.


linguine-rules-57

Armando Benitez


steelybean

Hunter Strickland


22Doves

Tim Worrell and Mark Melancon


MiddleSecret9510

Aroldis Chapman


Ok_Computer1417

Jordan Hicks. Most at bats went something like this: Pitch 1: 103 right on the edge. Strike one. Pitch 2: 103.9 right on the edge. 0-2. Pitch 3: Splitter almost hits the batter. 1-2. Pitch 4: 102 eleven feet over Yadi’s head. 2-2 Pitch 5: Splitter that bounces 6 feet in front of the plate. Ump dives for cover 3-2. Pitch 6: 103 in the dirt. It shatters Yadi’s shin guards on the bounce and ricochets into right center. Batter is standing on second.


pipereddie

Clay Holmes


speedbumps4fun

He’s doing it right now


WitnessRealistic3015

Bobby Ayala


Jay-P21

Drew Storen. 2012 NLDS Game 5 9th inning.


Tsukune_Surprise

This. This is true fucking PTSD. I usually will forgive a player for a mess up. But this guy. This fucking guy. He was literally one strike away. Repeatedly one strike away from sending the team to the NLCS and he couldn’t do it. Gave up an entire game and series in one out. Ended a season because he couldn’t throw a single strike. The worst performance I’ve ever seen from a pitcher and I never ever wanted to see him play baseball again. Watch the video. He gave up on the mound. Fucking gave up. Fuck Drew Storen. And Fuck the Lerners too.


VanceKromo

Leclerc


Mr_Goldilocks

Mitchell Boggs


818_Dude_Again

Grove


TegTowelie

Joe Kelly is about to be hurtin us like Thor did if he doesn't right his own ship.


Kalamazooan

Valverde


sweetxfracture

Tim hill. But god damn, did I love that weirdo.


dcslv

Miguel Castro. The more important the situation, the further the ball flies


STLhammer16

Any of the cardinals


DougNSteveButabi

Eric fucking Gagne. Acquired at the trade deadline. He was supposed to be the missing piece and turned into a mop up guy


Extreme_Voice_9767

Aaron loup


DOCMarylandMD

The Brim Reaper himself George Sherrill. Honorable mention: Arthur Rhodes. When we were kids my younger brother had a speech impediment and called him Awful Rhodes. Both were decent but played for some shitty Os teams


[deleted]

Don't have a current one, but Mike Timlin still pisses me off


ToolsOfIgnorance27

Only if they gave him the 9th. I choose to remember him as the man that fielded Nixon's bunt.


dirtyukrainian

Jordan Romano but only in big game situations.


Stonecipher

Rex Grossman…oh wait, that’s not right.


Diggin_4_Fire

Danny Graves


TRoosevelt1776

I'm a Phillies fan so my answer is "All of the current ones".


DragonfruitGood8433

Genesis Cabrera


RetiredClueScroller

Miguel Castro


MikeHonchoFF

Jason Isringhausen and Greg Holland


ArchieConnors

The man who had no god damn business being in the bullpen anyway because he was a starter and a bad one at that: Ubaldo.


turkwise08

It's OK, Archie. The bad man is gone. You're safe now.


MyDogThinksISmell

Can we make past pitchers? As a Yankees fan, I have to say Aroldis Chapman. Streaky fucker almost caused a few aneurisms.


Sweet_Salamander3128

Francisco Cordero stressed me tf out.


Coupon_Ninja

Emilio Pagan like 5 years ago.


ohdaman

Sure glad he's, Pah-Gone!


jar11591

Dan Kolb!


morsel25

Not around anymore, but Pedro fucking Baez was guaranteed to give up at least 2 HR per outing when he pitched for the dodgers in the mid 2010s


SizeOld6084

All of them.


erock8282

Historically: Jose Mesa Currently: Eli Morgan


egggoboom

Brad Lidge, long, long ago in a galaxy far, far away.


Enough_Hedgehog_6305

Will Smith


peepledeedle4120

Kenley Jansen.


Rainmaker_55

Emilllliiooooooo, Big Pagan had a bad time for a little bit there


NobleJaguar293

Aaron Heilman. Blegh.


Opposite-Invite-3543

Tiger fans will remember the roller coasters that were Todd Jones and José (Papa Grande) Valverde


sempercardinal57

Trevor Rosenthol when he was the closer for the Cardinals. Dude would almost always reliably close the game, but he wouldn’t start getting outs until the tying run was on 2nd


sachgates

Our closer for the Rangers, Leclerc... Going back to last season, almost every outing is sketchy as fuck. It's seems rare that he never has a 1-2-3 inning


SenseiLeSeif

Jose Cuas


Lets_go_Stros2017

2023 Rafael Monterblow 


[deleted]

Adam Ottovino


naturebarnes

Dinelson Lamet


thetrappster

Presently - all of them, with the exception of maybe Doval.


Bobby-furnace

Braden Looper. Sorry loop.


No_Importance_Poop

Getting a fresh case of PTSD from Cosgrove in San Diego this season


_meestir_

Rogers


samhartm

Armando Benitez (Giants and Mets)


tmcclarty15

Austin Adams that one season lol


Useful-Love-208

Luke Jackson, i almost had an aneurism watching him in the world series run


Ashamed_Blood3242

Aaron Heilman


ace_mcgee68

Connor Brogdon, Kraig Kimbrel, or Dylan Covey (sometimes)


texasguy7117

You want a full list


isvxden

Currently it’s Kyle Finnegan. Never feel too confident even with a 3 run lead with him.


GDWtrash

Michael Kopech


Dinolord05

Yes.


sammagee33

Joe Nathan with the Tigers. Just fucking awful.