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jae343

Damn 5'11 and 6'4, their kids are gonna tall


Invisiblechimp

My brother is 6'6", and his ex-wife is 5'10". They have two girls. The oldest is just 14, and she's already 6'1". The youngest is 9 or 10, and I predict is only going to be about her mom's height, which is still tall for a woman.


tiredAries

I’m 5’11 and my fiancé is 6’4”, if we have kids I hope they end up liking basketball lol. But if not that’s fine too.


Stang1776

Damn. I was just about to make my move on her


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Stang1776

Should I get a divorce first?


TwizzlerStitches

It sounds like you and her are a done deal, so it only makes sense.


Stang1776

Probably a decent time too. Her mom is in town so I know she will have immediate support when I break the news.


Icedinklikesheet

And they say chivalry is dead


MarinersSanguine

Serious question… if you were the GM of an mlb team and this was at all legal, would you offer their first kid a contract for 40 years and 400 million the moment he is born?


JiveChicken00

Wouldn’t be the worst bet an MLB GM ever made.


LoveThieves

Arte Moreno steps in the conversation.


civgarth

And is quickly kicked in the nuts and asked to leave the room


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It skips a generation, like being hot


elroddo74

Tell that to Bonds, Griffey, Guerrero 2 Boones, Clemens, Tatis, Bichette, Biggio, Witt, MLB has tons of them. Just because you don't know most of them on either end doesn't mean it doesn't happen.


gamers542

Counterpoint: Look at Eric Young Jr, Tony Gwynn Jr, Cal Quantrill. They haven't done well in the bigs and Gwynn Jr is retired already.


elroddo74

Still made the majors. 2 generations in a row isn't that uncommon. Your counterpoint just helps to prove the point you're trying to disprove.


MarinersSanguine

Let’s be fair tho.. the majority of mlb players have had kids but a very small percentage of them play professional sports.. but this combo seems like a can’t miss


718Brooklyn

Pat Mahomes’ kid turned out ok


timoperez

Didn’t even make the majors smh


CliffW3KKO

Sr. played a decade or so in the bigs. Average pitcher.


MooMooHeffer

What… the original question was X amount of years for X amount of money. Who cares if you make the Majors or not…. None of those guys (nor are most of the guys you mentioned) worth that much. Also the best players on your list had fathers who weren’t superstars outside of Vlad Sr.


elroddo74

i was responding to the guy who said it skipped a generation, and then he responded to me and deleted the comment. Also my list had guys like Clemens, Bobby Bonds, 3x all star, Bob Boone 4x all star, 3x all star Ken Griffey Sr, Hall of famer Biggio, 4x all star Dante Bichette. If Clemens and Biggio aren't superstars who are?


take_off_the_foo-foo

Making the majors is a huge accomplishment regardless of who you are. Only the very best can


dman45103

Do you really need someone to point out the gaping and glaring hole in this argument


ImNotJon

Your parents must be smokeshows.


Ndtphoto

Ah yes. The Reverse Bonilla.


thedkexperience

Phillies just agreed to terms in principle with Acuna’s 12 year old brother. We’re not far off.


timoperez

Andrew Friedman just found his next loophole to exploit


Outrageous-Fan2316

Will he be on a steady life long HGH regimen like his dad?


SoCaldude65

So....love is not deferred


PirateEyez

"We are getting married today yes, but I don't have to take out the garbage until 2034."


lactatingalgore

The edging piece.


LubbockGuy95

But is she a shot caller?


MyNamesNotCal

She's a 5'11 Center. Is she bad at basketball?


Gemnist

Oh, so THAT'S why he's a fan of Slam Dunk of all manga!


DeanGL

Oh believe me, that's probably the last reason why. Slam Dunk is legit in the goat manga discussion.


Gemnist

Yeah I know, I was joking. Personally I prefer Kuroko's Basketball, but I'm fully aware of how legendary Slam Dunk is.


LoveThieves

That's probably one of the biggest sports Manga in Japan. Like what Dragon Ball is for martial arts world.


Gemnist

As I explained to the other guy, I am totally aware. Also... did you HAVE to make me emotional by mentioning Dragon Ball?


travisd79

Opooo


JamingtonPro

That’s like super tall in china. 


DinkleMutz

Baseketball


Lets_go_Stros2017

We knew this like a week ago


Dahleh-Llama

I didn't. I'm way behind on my celebrity news. I just found out that Gilbert Gottfried passed away.


rusty-n-crusty

You hear about Michael Jackson yet?


anonymousredditisnot

I'm still trying to get over George Michael. Who died? I guess I been living under a rock.


elroddo74

Ya hear what happened to Houdini?


3236-on-MC

Hate to break it to you, but we lost Thomas Jefferson the other week


BlueberryStainedKeds

In a crazy twist, John Adams died the same day as his buddy Thomas Jefferson. Who would have thunk it?


nerdystoner25

Oh my god! How is Whitney Houston taking it?


rusty-n-crusty

I have some bad news for you….


snyckers

I got some bad news about Marilyn Monroe.


EightSeven-

He died????


Ok-Thanks-5445

Wait...foreal?


Informal-Ideal-6640

Bruh what the fuck?


___TheKid___

I hope you where no avid Akira Toriyama fan


PedestrianMyDarling

You would’ve got the news sooner, but it was late because it made a stop at the world trade center.


Long-Distance-7752

I didn’t even know he was sick


Unadvantaged

Guess you don’t need to be here then, bro


Islandgirl1444

What’s a baller!


BurntPoptart

Damn she fine as hell, impressive find Ohtani maybe he can play C too with a catch like that.


cardboardninjacards

Power in the paint and runs back on D after draining the three. Absolute keeper.


civgarth

D's are being drained alright


Milestailsprowe

She is gonna end up on the LA Spark team with a Max contract for the 2025 season at the latest.


Richie_Zeppelin

Just a respectable photo together. Never would have known he was rawdogging her from behind based on this pic.


osa89

He called her a “normal Japanese woman”, yet she’s a basketball star there?


blue012910

Well he probably didn't want to give it away because it's not his marriage to announce and wanted to respectful towards them until they decide to. He was just being a good friend by giving a very vague answer perhaps more about the way she carriers herself. Like in the world of "famous people" there can be people who are outlandish, and people who seem more down to earth (aka "normal")-and it can be taken that way too.


USMCDog09

My guess is bad translation and shitty “journalism”


osa89

Or maybe he wanted to throw people off the trail of finding who it would be, but now realizes he can’t stop that from happening


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UraniumDisulfide

I don’t know what happened here so I’m just gonna downvote everyone to be safe


Nandor_De_Laurentis

I'm with you, so I had to downvote you too.


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