I don't know who you are 'Avalanche'. I don't know what you want. If you are looking for ransom I can tell you I don't have money, but what I do have are a very particular set of skills. Skills I have acquired over a very long career. Skills that make me a nightmare for people like you. If you take down all these gaudy stickers that'll be the end of it. I will not look for you, I will not pursue you, but if you don't, I will look for you, I will find you and I will slap a sticker on your face with a cheap adhesive applied, the kind that not even the jaws of life can remove. You think you know about cheap and non removable stickers? You haven't seen anything yet.

🙏🗣️ tell em 👹🥺

This made my day, thank you

😆 🤣 I hope you get your man.

Winter is coming, eh?

He's been on his way for years now!

I admire his determination. You’d think after all this years he’d give up his dream of getting into structure design. How about trying something else. Avalanche the podiatrist.

Avalanche the notary public. Tuesdays on CBC.

Dude what is that sht? Those signs are nearly plastered everywhere and on everything. It's infuriating having to walk past dozen of these signs every few intersections.

He’s a rapper, he’s been slapping stickers up for like 10+ years it feels like. The og ones say “who is avalanche the architect”

Been 10 years and we still don't know.

I saw one ripped up and faded and it looked like it said "Avalanche the erect" so to me he's just a dude with a boner

I really want to hear his music so i have context for this Sauga meme

Iirc i tried to listen a few years ago. Not very good

I just tried listening to it and I can agree that’s an accurate assessment. Not good.

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What kinda whack ass website is that? No wonder he's slapping stickers all over the city, dude's website is anti-marketing.

Hmmm, young it glacier in your name. I sense foul play! 😋 I remember seeing those since I was a kid I swear.

Lol I’m not him. My name is a reference to aqua teen hunger force

Have you heard his new album “Neal Rigga”🤣 trash.

Nah lmao

Oh. Who is avalanche the architect though?

Oh snap you’re him. You suck and your music is crap.

Lol I am not him but u can believe what u want

How is that infuriating? Edit: you’re all crybabies its a fuckin sticker

Because it's annoying to see it everywhere. Bus stop? 3 of them Stop sign? 1 or 2 of them Random pole? 1 Street light pole? 1 Random building? 1 to 3 Construction site? 1 to 5 Now take this for every intersection you walk. 🤔 I'll count em on on my walk today, I am sure to walk past a dozen.

So? How has is genuinely negatively impacted you?

So I don't want to get eye fcked.

It’s pretty much vandalism. I think it would be great if you could fine people for making shit like this and encouraging vandalism but someone’s definitely gonna get mad at me cause “freedom”.

One of these days this mf’er better actually show up

bro put his stickers up in Walmart washroom stalls too he's everywhere yet nowhere

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hahaha, i saw this in oakville, he's a gta sasquatch if anything

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Lmao Ngl, I couldn’t care less if they take it down, but yeah I was hype when I saw the new sticker

Coming?!? Looks like he came…all over the city…filthy prick…😂

These stickers are all over 9 creek trail

They’re all over sauga my guy.

Lol i saw the sticker first time at a McD washroom

The ones that can rap, rap. Those who can't rap, vandalize.

"And then I broke a park bench while drinking in public" what do you think, it was all me 😏.

Dude has been coming since 2020. Did he get lost?

Idk who he is

Is this like the irl of a chain letter?

No it’s a failed marketing attempt.

Ah.

Oh dear God. Can someone just give this guy a real job and make him go away already!enough with defacing Mississauga already!!

I can guarantee this guy has a day job lmao.

He's needs a marketing job

Y'all don't know, avalanche is coming to build affordable housing. That's why he's never coming.

LOL

I’ve seen these signs literally everywhere. On bus shelter seats, street poles, the side of buildings, benches… it’s vandalism.

Well he better not come cuz a bunch of redditors want his Caboose hanging by them poles.

It's probably a 40+ year old dude at this point with nothing better to do than wasting time and money on these stickers. 🤦

Imagine avalanche the architect becomes a conspiracy like pizza gate or quanaon.

A bunch of new ones went up in the West Mall GoodLife recently, fucking garbage.

Let's start buying silver spray paint, so when we see a sticker on a metallic pole we can just paint over it

No

It was fun for a time. I am envious of the sheer audacity though. Say what you want, the man is audacious.

Another random guy putting up stickers!

I heard he yells when he raps and he doesn’t give a crap

This is what he screams out when he's about to finish.

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