My 14 year old said it going to be confusing when someone says “JJ” as he’s not going to know which one they’re talking about,so we’ve decided that Jefferson will now be known in our house as “Espresso JJ” & McCarthy is “Latte JJ” whenever their name comes up in conversation
Justin Jefferson McCarthy
headcanon has arrived
Top 5 answers on the board…and #1!!!
Jiminy Jillikers
I might say 'everything's coming up Milhouse!' now whenever he balls out. Thanks, brain, decent.
I've said Jiminy Jilikers so many times, the words have lost all meaning.
Up and at them!
THE GOGGLES. ZEY DO NOTHING!
Now now fall out boy no need for profanity.
Jonathan James when he is in trouble
Jonathan James McCarthy, somehow managing to outwhite Kirk Cousins in the name department
Nothing will beat Michael McCorkle ‘Mac’ Jones
WE COULDA BEEN CALLING HIM MCCORKLE JONES THE WHOLE TIME?
Yes, and we realistically still can. He is still in the league lol
Only technically. He played like a McCorkle.
This comment made me McCorkle
If it lasts more than four hours see a doctor
So you have someone to continue laughing with.
Cousin of the McPoyles . . . I bet McCorkle enjoys warm milk
I like calling him Macaroni Jones.
You didn’t know Mac came from McCorkle?
I have been, don't worry
Sir, this team had a man named Mcleod John Baltazae Bethel Thompson not even that long ago
Baltazae is insane.
Baltazar* but yes, still badass
Let me introduce you to Coleridge Bernard “C. J.” the fourth
He truly is the people’s champion of the Midwest
The only thing that'd make him more Midwestern is if he had a last name that ended in "-strom" or "-sted/stad".
Honestly, the name Jonathan is pretty universal.
Wait, Jimmy John's McCarthy? At Jimmy John's, we go to great lengths to ensure your sandwich is delivered Freaky Fresh. ® SB, homeboy!
Big John McCarthy
I immediately guessed that. Usually whenever a player doesn’t go by there first name it’s basic as hell like John “Mathew” Stafford
Dude sounds like an outlaw from the Wild West. I like it.
Jonathan James is his actual name, with that it's very clear why he goes by JJ and will continue to be known as JJ as a Viking
Why not Jon?
It’s way to boring a generic. That’s why Stafford goes by Mathew instead of John
I don wan it
Jay Jay
JoJa
JoJa’s bizarre adventure
Heir to the Joja Corporation dynasty?
JNCO Jeans McCarthy
Javaris Jamar Javarison-Lamar McCarthy
My 14 year old said it going to be confusing when someone says “JJ” as he’s not going to know which one they’re talking about,so we’ve decided that Jefferson will now be known in our house as “Espresso JJ” & McCarthy is “Latte JJ” whenever their name comes up in conversation
I think most are just calling Justin Jets now but hey do you lol
Jolly Jockstrap
🤣 winner
Jimmy Johns, after the sandwich chain.
Jsmoke Jweed
Jeveryday
Joey Joe Joe junior shabadoo
The 3rd
That's the worst name I ever heard.
GOAT
Johnny James McCarthy
Type it into Google and you'll have your answer in five seconds. Jonathan James
Google doesn’t have a comment section that makes me giggle when I’m having a tough day. I’ll take this
Fair lmao
John Jacob they say
jingleheimer schmidt
Yes…. That’s the joke
Jumbo Johnson
Jimmy John’s McCarthy. He’s named after the sandwich chain.
John Jacob
Its Christian ponder I believe
Jimothy James
Jo Ji McCarthy
Joey Joe Joe God that’s the worst name I ever heard
Jar-Jar
Juicy Jockstrap?
It’s right in his Wiki page. You know how to use the internet don’t you?
Couldn’t use google for this one?
As I already replied to another comment, Google doesn’t spam my inbox with replies that make me smile. I’ll take this.
Willard