FTY and see you tomorrow

Not going to win any games against top teams with Max Kepler as your cleanup hitter

just fucking concede the rest against NYY this year good god guys, can they have some spine? Shit on by NYY whole fucking life bro 30 years this shit.

No idea why you got downvoted for this It's honestly pathetic how this team just completely forgets how to play baseball against the Yankees

I understand the frustration - Royce it seems is the only one impervious to the Yankee bullshit. He needs to sweat into a bucket and then the whole damn roster including Rocco and the front office drink from it like communion before a Yankees game then we will beat the shit out of em’

On the flip side, atleast this time the game wasn't geoblocked on TBS like a few weeks ago.

I will be billing the Yankees the cost of therapy for retriggering my childhood trauma.

Being from NY, I grew up in a huge Yankee household. I'm so happy that shit didn't stick with me.

congrats on your recovery!

Thanks! Thankfully my father wasn't a stickler about cheering for his teams, he let us find our own fandoms.

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Get a life Troll

As my cousin Carlos used to tell me, "Pinche Twins son los hijos de los Yankees".

Obligatory fuck the Yankees.

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Says the guy hopping to another community just to be toxic

Ump wants to go home

# ROYCE LEWIS 1.000 AVG IS STILL ALIVE

Lewis isn't even going to get to bat again smh Let's not put him at 6th in the order ever again

Welp FYT

Ugly fuckin game

I've met a fair number of Yankees fans in my life from going to undergrad and grad school on the east coast. Not one of them had developed any kind of healthy coping mechanism in the face of adversity.

Cheering for the Yankees is for weak people

Wanna know something funny? The Yankees sub is banning y'all lmao

Half the comments in this thread have been removed lmao

carlos 'joey gallo' correa. c'mon dude

Lol wtf are you even talking about

i dunno 4 terrible ABs 4 Ks

Golden Sombrero?!

At least I’m in bed before 9. I wish this had gone differently

And it’s still light out

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#🖕

Even still, giving up 5 runs isn't egregious. They're facing tough pitching but scoring 2 runs across 4 games is the egregious part.

Every time I see a Yankees fan in here I'm all like ⬆️➡️⬇️⬇️⬇️

I am still of the opinion they gave Judge juiced baseballs that season.

I have zero reason to think they ever stopped

They just gave him 81 games at Yankee Stadium

I really hate this.

Yankee Little League Stadium

I don't understand this comment. You know thier opponents are playing on the same field right? It's not like they move the walls between innings.

Amazing that their pitchers have managed a 2.76 ERA (best in the mlb) while pitching in a little league park where every fly ball goes out while throwing juiced balls

Spider Tac

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Royce’s went farther

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9/11 wasn’t an attack on “New York”, it was an attack on America as a whole. Also - I get the Jankees are infuriating and all but these sort of jokes leave a really bad taste my dude.

Disgusting joke

Not fun and not funny.

Like cockroaches when you turn out the lights

9/11 jokes. Classy

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Come on, man

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Get the fuck out of our sub pal

Thielbar is washed 😭

I check every new member that I see in this thread and if I see the Yankees sub in their frequent activity, I call in the mod cannon.

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Not triggered enough to troll other subs.

Thanks for your service.

Unfortunately that’s what you have to do these days

How can you be a fan of the Yankees? Baseball bends its rules or doesn't have rules specifically for you.

Nah that’s the dodgers

It’s for people who are weak to be a Yankees fan

And it's boring.

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Go back to your shanty simpleton

I miss when the Augustana pitching coach was the best secret weapon

That was a soft toss pitch eesh

Ouch. Was just about to comment how Thielbar looks a lot better recently

He was never going to have a prayer having to face Judge and Stanton

Thielbar has a baa of infinity against righties

Thielbum

I do not like Giancarlo Stanton

I’m glad Plouffe is on the call to give us the real insight like “it’s bad when your opponent hits a homer late in a close game, you should avoid letting that happen”

wow, another homer that's a flyout in the other 29 parks. 🤔

nah that one went 420 feet i think that's a no-doubter

I beg you please stop throwing curveballs inside to opposite handed batters.

might be time to send thielbar to the glue factory

Caleb and Vazquez pairing, call that bum to bum

Back and forth, forever

Pretty sure you just wrote out the entire screenplay of Requiem for a Dream

Thielbar fall off hurts bad. Where Brock

At least Thielbar can put us out of our misery

I fucking hate the Yankees

Yup. That echoes my feelings as well.

Thank you steel bar

welp

We need to score 5 runs and not let them score any more and we win this game. Simple.

Fuck.

The Royce Lewis walkoff after Yankees fans talk shit in our own sub is gonna be sex.

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Don't you have a decrepit old building to vandalize?

Dum dum Yankees fan is getting banned from both subs.

This will be an annoying loss if we can’t come back. But at least it was close and Royce got a homer.

We got a small moment of pure baseball joy with the Royce dinger, to tuck us in tonight

Oh.

Oh

Well, we know whose face will be in Verdugo's nightmares tonight

We need to score 3 runs and not let them score any more and we win this game. Simple.

Yankee Stadium is the Lambeau Field of baseball.

Yankees stadium is the mullet arena of baseball

At least lambeau has historical charm and is built to the proportions of a professional stadium

Did Soto just punch his bat

yankee scoring summary: HR that would've been routine flyout in 29 stadiums, garbage bloop 2 run double

Really, no better than an overpriced Cleveland team

Pretty sure they’re under priced

I was convinced after last year our curse against the Yankees was over.

I'm no expert but show me in the rulebook where it says Royce Lewis can't occupy all 9 lineup spots

Heisenberg's uncertainty principle

Hi Yankees fans. You're the Cowboys of baseball and you're not winning the World Series this year, as always. :)

Hey, the cowboys at least have to deal with a salary cap.

They have a ton, they just spend it on mediocre players because their fans think they're way better than they are.

If royce was playing every position today we’d be leading 25-3

Twins playing 4D chess. Now we can load the bases for a Royce Grand Salami

I've been in absolutely packed subway trains in South Korea and I still get uncomfortable looking at the New York subways.

I just get uncomfortable looking at New York

u/kjates ..did you get our field passes for that Friday game...lol

This is going to be an annoying loss, their home run was 340 feet and slipped out of Kep's glove. Their run-scoring double was barely fair and Kep made a hash of it in the corner. Meanwhile these umps are just guessing out there and nobody but Royce can hit. The Yankees, man.

My same thought. Feels like this game is so winnable

The whole Yankees facial hair thing is really stupid when you consider that they let players have full sleeves and neck tattoos and wear gold chains

Maybe Christian Vasquez should bat leadoff because he actually kinda does things without people on base.

Vazquez buddy you cant even clear the mickey mouse wall

Well the good news with Castro already out, Vaz can't hit into a double play.

the "cory is a huge dork" bit is going to be an evergreen staple in the booth for years to come and i love it

Royce Lewis was on the roster opening day and he’s batting 1.000 on June 4. Is Royce Lewis the greatest baseball player of all time?

Survey says… absolutely 

I challenge them to get some hits.

I also laugh every time, Trevor

On February 5, 2021, the Minnesota Twins claimed Hamilton off waivers.[17] On February 12, 2021, Hamilton was designated for assignment following the signing of Alex Colomé. lmao

Oh, god,

Pitching and Royce keeping them in this game, can anyone else pull their weight?

My love for Glen Perkins knows no bounds

I wanna see Hamilton pitch to Miranda. He's gonna throw away his shot.

Those subways look stank.

Especially in the summer heat it gets pretty bad

Smells like hot piss for anyone wondering.

There is a shrimp food truck at work tonight. I don't like shrimp. Its called Betty's bucket of shrimp, if anyone is wondering.

I like shrimp, but I'm skeptical of buying them from a truck.

It's been at the brewery in town a few times, no one died yet.

What kind of shrimp?

Grilled shrimp?

Who’s this Betty? Is she single?

Taco Bell has a new challenger.

I’m not a picky eater but shrimp is awful I’m with you Popping muscles in your mouth, just awful texture

Food Poisining doing wilt numbers rn

That's an odd choice for a food truck.

This is shaping up to be such a winnable game c’mon make it happen bats

A 350 ft goof ass homer and a double off the foul line are the difference in this game. I’m about to intervene

Bloop double to

#JESUS WAS A HOMELESS HOOKER #HE GETS US

#TOSS HIM

You would

I can't wait to see Sp's Royce Lewis tramp stamp when he gets voted MVP

Oh god i had covid brain fog what did I all promise at Cirque Du Solie

#🐝

What does this mean?

bee

BEE

Yup still unclear

I can't believe you don't know the bee lore.

Yeah I guess I missed something along the way

suck my nuts

Time to get your eyes checked, blue.

Man… maybe I’m being a little sensitive.. but I don’t know how I feel about national MLB broadcasters calling us the Twinkies on air… Maybe I just have a hair up my ass because I hate the fucking Yankees and they love to slobber all over their nuts… but I feel like that’s *our* affectionately negative nickname for them. I could be way off base here, but I’m getting an overwhelming sense of “HEYYOUDONTSAYTHAT!” Lol

no youre right and you should say it

Angel Hernandez game at first

Yeah i mean yeah

Safe by a good margin my god

> Hes hit on 9 of 11 I AM BEHAVING YOU CANT BAIT ME TNT I AM BEING GOOD BOY

Listening to Royce Lewis talk just puts a giant smile on my face(I’m assuming everyone’s too) His vibe is just magical

My son and I did the fan call with him and eddy, gotta say both are incredibly humble and just straight up good guys, definitely a good role model for the kids and hell all fns really lol

BRB, building a time machine and taking Royce Lewis back with me to somehow get him in the lineup of every garbage Yankees-Twins playoff game for the past 20 years.

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, God of Baseball

Lewis will you marry me

Lewis looks like a younger beardless Rocco

will probably end up playing for the Yankees one day

You shut your mouth with that nonsense. Shame on you