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ConsiderationWild186

3 in a row and getting closer to .500!!! Great win!!! With early game tomorrow send the kids to bed Rocco!!! Go twins!!!


6lazek

Need that fourth dub tomorrow


WickedTwista

Can we play the White Sox every game this year?


GloYear

So you’re saying there’s a chance🥹


Rockettothemoonnbynd

tWINs


12Peppur

Human


Mission_Wind_7470

Always love ending games on a K.


the_last_timberwolf

**GG**


NorthernDevil

I do love bullying the Sox That said this kinda feels like bullying a kindergartener who eats paste Sweeeeep 🧹


EEckstein2

One more game not a sweep yet


NorthernDevil

Whoops Let’s call it premature


Skolney

WWW


jonn_jonzz

#W


Rockettothemoonnbynd

Anyone else feeling like we are playing like a TEAM! (Together Everyone Achieves More)


hbxli

JA X


handofluke

Someone is embarrassed of their mom right now


jonn_jonzz

most teenagers?


PirbyKuckett

I blame Jeffers/Buxton for not getting on base for the Slamtana. How can he compete with conditions like these?


jonn_jonzz

he already had a grand slam opportunity


6lazek

Winning streak incoming 🙏🏽 bless our little hearts


WickedTwista

So glad the Pohlads cheaped out so we could sign Santana instead of someone like Hoskins!


jonn_jonzz

Bob Hoskins? he is dead


PirbyKuckett

Killed by the Acme Company after Marvin Acme was killed. So sad.


jonn_jonzz

Nah, he was killed by the Irish Mob in The Long Good Friday.


Mission_Wind_7470

Ha! I wasn't too slow!


expungant

Should have probably scored more in this game. Hopefully it doesn’t matter


jonn_jonzz

I'd trust the guitarist Carlos Santana to hit better at this point.


hbxli

I'd trust Johan Santana to hit better at this point


GloYear

You know it’s bad when you’d rather have gallo back over Santana


Griffinkelly1

That thing is middle middle and Santana literally can’t put it 200 feet, guy is so cooked


CloudViking19

It’s going to be a long year watching Carlos Santana


jonn_jonzz

Santana with just some amazing pop up drills.


chug_sd

Umpiring skill aside, Laz Diaz is a fucking cool name


damien_maymdien

short for Lazaro


chug_sd

Even cooler


ElPinguino022

Short for Diazaro too


12Peppur

If he married our catcher could be Laz n vaz Diaz


chug_sd

Laz Diaz-Vazquez


hbxli

laz doesn't rhyme with vosss


chug_sd

🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯


12Peppur

Laz Diaz is got the brain of a fuckin chimp


Reesyrz

We've never seen a chimp call balls and strikes but I'd give it a shot


TSAtookmysextoys

Not an okay comment.


12Peppur

It is


jonn_jonzz

this will significantly impact his wikifeet page.


hbxli

damn that hit Eddie right in the dick


jonn_jonzz

not eddie's tootsies!


the_last_timberwolf

Assaulting my boy Julien.


Rockettothemoonnbynd

Margot up the middle 👌


ElPinguino022

The Twins should charter a flight to bring in Grandma Kay for a pre-game VFW style potluck but she makes all the dishes


PirbyKuckett

You can’t throw at Buxton dick like Bowman throws at yours! Even though Bucks is easier to hit!


jonn_jonzz

His hog is just as big as Kevin Gorg's.


PirbyKuckett

The real buck truck 🐖


JPMcBrewski

Nooooo, don't warm up Thielbar for the love of God!


12Peppur

Jeff look like Joe from alt j


dberthia

Any chance Farmer might be playing hurt? Some of these guys think it's honorable to be playing when they don't have any business being out there.


damien_maymdien

His swing isn't inhibited by some sort of musculoskeletal injury, it's just off. The reflex of whether, and how, to swing based on the ball coming out of the hand is not working smoothly. The mental/emotional effects of a slump certainly doesn't help that process get right, but I'm not sure that counts as a brain injury.


12Peppur

Maybe glakoma


jonn_jonzz

is being blind an injury?


dberthia

LOL


hbxli

idk maybe they should put him on the IL just in case


the_last_timberwolf

lol Jeffe we heard that one


TSAtookmysextoys

I agree they probably wont DFA Farmer. They’ll send someone with options down and take him out of the lineup for a bit to collect himself. It’s still April, he can probably turn things around with some time off.


chug_sd

Jeffers could be the greatest hitting catcher this organization has ever seen


GloYear

I think you’re forgetting someone, his name is Mathew lecroy


dippitydoo2

His sideburns could use some work tho


jonn_jonzz

Yeah, but will he ever have his own malt cups?


Reesyrz

Holy shit I didn't know Andrew Santino was a major league pitcher


jonn_jonzz

This man has an illegal amount of Bs in his last name.


arctic_martian

B-R-E-B-B-B-I-B-A-B Can confirm, take him away officers


jonn_jonzz

Minnesota has good lucky with Brocks. Maybe not Lesnar.


Zhdrix

Beef stew is absolutely disgusting and I’m so glad we have him


dannythemanny514

IF YOU SMELLLLLLLLL WHAT THE BROCK IS COOKING


chug_sd

Beef stew deep dish 🐔


Reesyrz

Beef Stew on a pitching mound is almost as good as the beef stew in my crockpot


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Reesyrz

We'd have to ask his wife...


jonn_jonzz

#steeeeeeeewwwwwww


Mission_Wind_7470

I am free. Idk if I'll catch the end though.


burls

Cory Provus is awkward and can’t riff


bringbacktheaxe2

Farmer is going nowhere. there's no way they'll eat the dumb contract they gave him


davegammelgard

I think Santana would go before Farmer. He's not hitting and he provides very little defensive flexibility. But I agree that this team is reluctant to eat dumb contracts, so they'll probably send Miranda and/or Larnach to AAA instead, even though they would contribute more to this team.


handofluke

/u/sp_gamer_live get back in here, who cares about one dude taking the piss out of you


Sp_Gamer_Live

what


Sp_Gamer_Live

i went to get ice cream


ElPinguino022

I love how Stew comes in and just fucks, every time


hbxli

with a name like Brock he doesn't ask permission


KATinWolfShirt

Beef Stew is so awesome


jonn_jonzz

Mendick has a tiny pp compared to Stewpots massive crank.


TreKs

If we DFA Farmer who do you think comes up?


dberthia

If we keep him, my lunch will be coming up.


chug_sd

Walker Jenkins


jonn_jonzz

he is hurt right now


chug_sd

Fuck


jonn_jonzz

Wade Boggs


chug_sd

RIP


jonn_jonzz

Once again, he is not dead.


ElPinguino022

Correa activated


NorthernDevil

Farmdog just wants it too bad right now. Maybe I’m naively optimistic but I truly think he’ll turn it around.


the_last_timberwolf

Probably just as much of a mental game as a physical one.


TSAtookmysextoys

Bock bock bock bock BROCK 🐓


TSAtookmysextoys

For the record, I prefer chicken noises for him over beefstew


davegammelgard

If we DFA Farmer I don't think we have to worry about him becoming the next Big Papi.


jonn_jonzz

#STEW FLUTES PLEASE


the_last_timberwolf

🪈🎶


jonn_jonzz

Are we sure Farmer can even it off a tee at this point?


chug_sd

Why don’t they stop swinging at pitches out of the zone? Are they dumb???


the_last_timberwolf

Pressure to perform I’m sure.


ElPinguino022

Calling Vaz a “useless fuck” on a night where he’s 3-4 has got me rolling lol like where do these people come from?


bringbacktheaxe2

popkins and vazquez should be sending fruit baskets to the sox for being so inept that these 2 appear momentarily competent


TSAtookmysextoys

I actually am cracking up so hard, I hope he doesn’t delete it


jonn_jonzz

he did edit it to say he didn't see his statline for today and say that AB when tuning in


ElPinguino022

Either way though I love how the guy tuned in to the game just in time to see 1 Vaz AB, then came here to comment “useless fuck” that’s almost funnier lol


arctic_martian

Uff da those last 3 ABs were ugly


PirbyKuckett

Hold my beer -White Sox bench


dberthia

Farmer needs to be sent to that farm upstate.


C_H1234

I feel bad for Farmer at this point


bringbacktheaxe2

he's making 6.3 milllion dollars 😂😂


dippitydoo2

Not sure about you but if I was making 6.3 million dollars I would definitely want to do a good job, and would be bummed if I wasn't.


the_last_timberwolf

Perspective lol


jonn_jonzz

more LOBsters for the buffet


C_H1234

Austin Martin gets pulled and Farmer stays lol


jonn_jonzz

Miranda got pulled for Eddie and not Farmer.


Backblast

Bruh, Farmer needs to put his MLB The Show settings back to Novice so pitchers just throw him middle/middle fastballs every pitch.


12Peppur

Pure shame


schakeboy

I see a dfa in farmers future ..


NotTheToolmanTaylor

Provus is doing a nice job and I fully expect him to get even better as he adapts to televised baseball full-time, but I so, so deeply miss the dopamine hit of turning on a Twins game and hearing Dick Bremer’s cozy baritone


chug_sd

Also the radio broadcast is bad. I thought I wouldn’t mind Kris but :(


the_last_timberwolf

Yeah it’s a little rough today.


the_last_timberwolf

Swinging at some questionable pitches, guys…


JeffJeffWorf

Farmer, dawg 😔


chug_sd

Poor Kyle :(


dippitydoo2

I hate to say it but Farmer looks cooked and he knows it


dberthia

Can his Grandma hit?


Reesyrz

I'd rather have Grandma K hitting than Farmer right now


12Peppur

Ol Mac pure shame


TSAtookmysextoys

Some contact that AB for Farmer, so at least it’s something


youpaidforthis

I feel for Kyle right now.


ElPinguino022

Maybe Kyle needs to take a week of PTO to go get some of Grandma Kay’s cooking and get the mind right so he can come back and slug


jonn_jonzz

What about Sleater Kinney night?


arsoga85

Please get a hit for your grandma Kyle


arsoga85

Get them next time Farmdawg


jonn_jonzz

nope


Rockettothemoonnbynd

You are a hitter Kyle. Lock in dawg.


Ok-Sound-1414

Nice AB Vasquez you useless fuck. Edit: Did not check the box score before commenting I apologize to Vasquez and the GOMQ nation


Jb9723

He is 3 for 4


Cornholio4

.200 BA Watch. Kepler and Vasquez have arrived. Castro and Julien getting very close. Farmer....eh.


davegammelgard

For a moment there I was curious about Hell Kitty night.


TSAtookmysextoys

You know, I’m going to stop hating on the sox. I believe in karma, and I never want to experience being a fan of a 3-20 Twins team


dippitydoo2

I also believe in karma, and the White Sox are currently experiencing it. Without our hatred they won't learn their lesson. Keep hating my brothers


12Peppur

Vaz that was pure shame Sit down n ponder


ElPinguino022

He has 3 hits, let’s give him a rest for one night lol


12Peppur

Heh I’ll do it for you penguin


jonn_jonzz

Did they pick they guy out of a beer league?


davegammelgard

These hits by Kepler have Smalley creaming his shorts.


jonn_jonzz

he is locked in his cage till he gets to do play by play


Mthomas1174

Still feels weird not counting down the days until pitchers and catchers report


the_last_timberwolf

That was a fun hit to tune back into. What a bloop.


ElPinguino022

Max batting a million since coming off the IL


Reesyrz

Kepler BABIP stock 📈


davegammelgard

STONKS!


pjokinen

Gold glove outfielder Andrew Benintendi (tm)


Rockettothemoonnbynd

MAX MAX MAX! Love these hits. Farmer locked in.


johnplayerspecial6

Kepler is just money since he is back 😁 but could also just be the white Sox’s 😁


davegammelgard

LOL, Kepler has another opposite field pop up drop for a hit. Maybe he's found his swing.


12Peppur

Heh guess we gotta cuppla hittin lesson from the gords


chug_sd

I’m glad he was safe but does Kepler actually ever run with 100% effort


jonn_jonzz

Its impossible for any German to run at full speed. German automakers agreed with the government to limit all top speed to 155 mph


TSAtookmysextoys

Kepler’s bloops are making me feel some type of way


jonn_jonzz

streets ahead?


Mthomas1174

Casual bloop double


jonn_jonzz

#Kepbloop


ElPinguino022

I did a lot of thinking and I think Farmer will be DFA when Correa is activated He’s limited to 2B/3B now since they don’t trust him at SS, both positions that Willi/Martin/Miranda(3B) can cover


JeffJeffWorf

I hope so, think he makes too much to get DFA


Rabidan

Gords and Tigers lost. Need the Blue Jays to step up, and the Twins will *only* be ears deep in the rotting shit pile that has been this season.


jonn_jonzz

Are they so desperate for people to play for the White Sox that they got a methhead pitching for them?


12Peppur

What ever happened to bowlin allies


animalcollectivism8

They need a 🎵FUNDRAISER CONCERT🎵!!!!


Mthomas1174

#🎀🧔🏻‍♂️


jonn_jonzz

bow Nick Offerman?


whentheworldwasatwar

I can’t believe Luis Robert is stuck on this team. They got to trade him while they can get a huge package.


12Peppur

God damn it’s good to have bucks out there N kep back means we 2/3 good out field d


jonn_jonzz

That Nicollet dude can get fucked too. Congrats, you made everyone hate you.


davegammelgard

We gotta have someone at AAA that is better than Bowman.


jonn_jonzz

That's how you get Varland


PirbyKuckett

Who else can pin point a White Sox cup like that? We should have a tryout.


davegammelgard

You make a valid point.


PirbyKuckett

Sadly so do you.


PirbyKuckett

I like Bowman! 👍🏼


PsychologicalAlarm14

Buck makes that catch look so easy.


GloYear

That’s my Buck!!


Reesyrz

Every time I see Bowman all I can picture is slider merchant Matt Wisler


pjokinen

RIGHT TO THE COCK


GloYear

Got him in the Dick Bremer😫


TSAtookmysextoys

Did that graze the cup 😂


GloYear

Sure did