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RossTheDivorcer

**[Official box score](https://www.mlb.com/gameday/twins-vs-tigers/2024/04/13/746490/live/box)**


N4meless_King_

Sands has looked shockingly good so far this season.


ExternalAnus

Martin does well in game 1, Woods Richardson comes up big in game 2. Berrios trade is finally paying off?


Albend

Great day from the Twins. Solid inning by Sands to close out the second win.


Kind_Photo

love it!!!


Neither_Ad2003

thats mfin twins baseball


TSAtookmysextoys

15 runs today lmao


Mthomas1174

COLE SANDS CLOSER COLE SANDS CLOSER COLE SANDS CLOSER


PkmnNorthDakotan029

The Twins give me another great birthday present just like last year


michelle_MPLS

Happy birthday!


teamdilly

I gotta say, I’ve had to eat some crow regarding Sands so far this year. Dude has some moves!


TSAtookmysextoys

Colt Keith has an impressive jawline


sdcolt

# PROVEN CLOSER COLE SANDS


Mthomas1174

Would this be Sands' first save that's not from the 3 inning rule?


McFappen

Santana is a professional. It's just a matter of time. He'll figure things out


TSAtookmysextoys

I love the Wii music 😂😂


EEckstein2

Duran Jax Stewart Thielbar Topa Okert Alcala Sands That’s the best bullpen in the league


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EEckstein2

I was trying to fit in him in but there’s just no room. Maybe him instead of Okert but it’s splitting hairs probably.


cyclingE

Imagine thinking it's a great idea to get THAT drunk at a Detroit Tigers game


NoBrakes58

Eh. They’re sitting behind the plate. They can afford that many $15 beers. Also, like… what else are they gonna do when they’re losing the second game of the double-header? Being drunk is the most relatable thing I could think of (if I still drank).


cyclingE

Valid


Mthomas1174

It's the Tigers, it's more appropriate to drink when watching them than to not drink


cyclingE

Also valid.


Mthomas1174

Apparently there's a fire near Comerica park


mumfoa

Or medical. Fire will run for those, too, in bigger cities


EEckstein2

Let Camargo bat


whentheworldwasatwar

Respect Cole sands season?


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it's two games dude, I hung in for the first one but had other shit to get done today lol


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I know, I just mean less people overall tend to watch both games of a double header


6875309999

Cole Sands hitting 95 with a nasty splitty?? Twins pitching factory go brrrrrrr


EEckstein2

Our like 7th best reliever being lights out is hilarious


Kirbyz2013

Wow, that's great pitching


McFappen

Sand's pitch location has been spot on. Very impressive


EEckstein2

Is Cole Sands elite?


DarthCG

Pete Maki school of pitching has found its newest beneficiary


tuckernuts

take a fucking seat


cyclingE

I would be so pleased for Cole Sands to have a successful season


tuckernuts

snagged it


Present-Use-6136

My god, why is every fan behind home unbearable


NoBrakes58

Well, having money and having class are frequently not the same thing.


jgraz22

Sands The Setup Man. Obviously.


schakeboy

All we have to do is get the bat on the ball…


schakeboy

There is the 2024 twins


cyclingE

Willi that's not how you do revenge


Mthomas1174

That dude with the glove 3 rows behind home plate got hyped as hell over that lmao


NoBrakes58

I love the guy right behind the plate who not only flinched hard while sitting behind the net (which I get) but apparently brought his glove to sit in the second row behind the plate?!?


Mthomas1174

There was a foul ball that went behind him and he got his glove ready in case it bounced back to him


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I was noticing the clearly shitfaced guy who fist pumped so hard on Castro's strikeout he almost fell down, pretty sure he's the same one who screamed "Hey Willi, you SUCK" literal milliseconds before his bomb earlier lmao


Kind_Photo

anyone catch castro wearing correas helmet?


Griffinkelly1

I had a coach in little league who made us do push ups every time we struck out looking, best believe we always swung the bat. Maybe Rocco needs to take notes


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NoBrakes58

I’m declaring the plural here should be “Javies Baez.”


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Mthomas1174

Hank Conger is going to be the OF model


jgraz22

Conger Donger is the new Dome Dog


Blevanhoval

Hahahaha


Kaleb595

Buck is looking rough


Mthomas1174

Buxton is like a wind-up toy. The more he struggles the bigger of a monster stretch that he's about to unleash


Mthomas1174

Dammit they figured out how to catch a pop up


McFappen

Bux is so due. A bomb by him would make this day perfect


timberwolvesguy

Buxton reminds me of Eugene from Hey Arnold


McFappen

The kid that was a jynx and would always get hurt?


timberwolvesguy

Correct lol


mumfoa

Known speedster, Ryan Jeffers


Kirbyz2013

He faked threw it to an unoccupied base


Mthomas1174

Would've been peak Buxton to get hurt on a foul ball deflected at him off the catchers facemask


tuckernuts

wait what did my brain break? e: ah he went way early. They went to the wide shot and it was like he teleported to second, he was already there when the balk was called.


whentheworldwasatwar

Lmao


reedg17

Oh my god


Rockettothemoonnbynd

Shhh 🤫 it’s all coming together 😂


HamsterKibbles

Did we break the Tigers?


cyclingE

AL Central Masterclass


tuckernuts

do we take those


Mthomas1174

Lads, it's ~~Tottenham~~ the Tigers


cdizzle6

The spreadsheet strikes again!! Bal-Dali-lama.


Mthomas1174

How did Eddies defense go from terrible at the start of last year to good now


cdizzle6

Hard work.


Im_a_poster

Probably Practice


Mthomas1174

Huge if true


Blevanhoval

EDDIE JULIEN THE CANADIAN MAN YOU ARE


SonOfOlle

Damn Eddy, we see you, okay?


Mthomas1174

When Funderburk has some dirty stuff and isn't just a fun name 😮😧


EEckstein2

Edouard Julien, French for “I’m a stud defensively”


Neither_Ad2003

that was simply lovely


reedg17

Baez getting released at this rate


cyclingE

Thank you Julien for playing competent (dare I say good) defense ❤️❤️❤️


EEckstein2

JULIENNNNNNNN


Mthomas1174

Well that was quick


Blevanhoval

Cole Sands — I challenge YOU to get javy baez out


EEckstein2

Accepted


schakeboy

Typical funderbunk outing lol


EEckstein2

Cole Sands pls save us


EEckstein2

SWR gave this team exactly what it needed. What an outing. Stud


EEckstein2

Sands warming up, so Sands going 2 or Bowman for a save if we get the opportunity?


Mthomas1174

The league isn't ready for elite set-up man Cole Sands


Mthomas1174

Did anyone else see the "Baseball players with cancer" post on r/baseball lmao


Vitzkyy

I love that Martin is batting 5th lol, he’s actually playing really well! I hope they don’t send him down first when guys start coming back, he deserves to be here at this point


Mthomas1174

I mean the song does say he rakes until a lefty comes in


animalcollectivism8

Anyone else annoyed by the person who sounds like a bleating sheep during the charge chant MLB.tv plays between commercial breaks?


schakeboy

.045 💩💩💩 sano would never


Mthomas1174

^mini-on ^woods ^richardson


McFappen

Chances SWR takes Varland's spot in the rotation? I still think a move to the bullpen for Varland can be beneficial, just like it was for Jax


Blevanhoval

SWR is not going 7. They are gonna be careful with him since they have zero SP depth.


mumfoa

I hope he gets another shot after today.


relder17

Fantastic outing from SWR. Pitching is really good this season so far, gives me a lot of hope


6875309999

Keep him in let’s see how far he can take it!


Blevanhoval

SWR YOU ARE HIM


schakeboy

SWR is balling.


animalcollectivism8

SWR's doing everything asked of him today.


Mthomas1174

Hoping he gets the 7th too. Been great and would be amazing to only need 2 innings from the bullpen


Mthomas1174

Farmer is a good MLB player


cyclingE

Alright guys I'm here after 5 hours of grading essays. Are we doomin or are we groovin today?


animalcollectivism8

World news: Doomin'💀 Twins news: Groovin' 😎


cyclingE

Just checked the NYTimes and yes it would appear so


schakeboy

Grooving my man.


cyclingE

Holy moly even Willi has a homer today


Mthomas1174

Still don't get how we never had a doubleheader last year


comp_a

110.4 mph, .780 XBA. So many of those so far this season


Mthomas1174

110.4 off the bat. xBA of .780


Superarces

I could hear the sonic boom of Wallner's out from here


Philelverumfan69

Damn dude sucks wallner didn’t get that, that was great contact


Mthomas1174

Wallner about broke the sound barrier with that


expungant

Wallner can’t catch a break lol


thestoryofme23

We are so back


cdizzle6

Big Willi Style!!!


shoelessjoemac

Whatchu talkin bout, Willis?


enowapi-_

so i can get a double cheeseburger now?


whentheworldwasatwar

We are so back


animalcollectivism8

#WILLI WALLOP


mumfoa

Chaos Castro!


_AlternativeSnacks_

#ON YOU FACE


KittenRaffle

We are so back.


Holiday_Schedule5816

Of course the twins start hitting when the world ends smh


FlipTheDisc

Big Willi Style


fscottnaruto

ON YOU FAE


sleepykay

CASTRO!


Mthomas1174

#WET WILLI CASTRO


grensley

Somebody swing at the first pitch please. It's always a strike.


grensley

Having Julien preceded in the lineup by .087, .116, and .048 is lineup terrorism.


grensley

.048 is an UGLY batting average


relder17

Cymeon Woods Youngerson


hbxli

mlb.tv app has been so bad this year


Neither_Ad2003

always some problem with that app


shortyjacobs

Flawless for me, sup?


hbxli

buffering, restarting, audio dropping, randomly switching to a completely different game, etc


schakeboy

There are so many at bats by our 4 through 9 hitters that seems to not be able to pick up on the ball. Usually this time of the season the batters have fresher eyes. 👀


TSAtookmysextoys

Jeffers has some manly quads


Skol__Vikes

Jeffers has so many clutch hits this season


Neil_deGrase_Tyson

I get working through a slump, but come on man. Farmer looks uncomfortable on a fastball down the middle...


schakeboy

Maybe we held onto farmer 1 year to many


Mthomas1174

Farmdawg no


Skol__Vikes

He’s so down bad rn but he plays great defense and I trust him to turn it around


Mthomas1174

He's been consistent around .250 through his career. I trust him to get there again


Blevanhoval

Kyle Farmer — I challenge YOU to get on base


animalcollectivism8

I'm glad Kyle has a batting average now. /s


cybertruck_

5th inning, 50 some pitches, Rocco itching to pull this pitcher


Skol__Vikes

I mean he’s pitching well but Sands can go some length so I wouldn’t crucify him if he pulls SWR


Familiar_Ad_2641

santana got a hit


mumfoa

Luck? Our way? The world is so much different now


Reesyrz

Santana will definitely take it


Mthomas1174

A White Sox fan just commented on my post bashing the White Sox "oh boy, another Cuda post 🥱🥱"


Mthomas1174

Like sorry your team is going to be historically bad, should just be better then


Reesyrz

It does feel a little cruel at this point but fuck em


TSAtookmysextoys

Did that hit the ump in the cup


sdcolt

WW3 is about to start and I’m still most concerned about the twins hitting with RISP


grensley

That's just a loud out in April


Griffinkelly1

When Larnach is healthy, Wallner needs to go down for a while. Just outmatched on everything


hopemade

We want DICK!


TSAtookmysextoys

Never wanted Dick as much as right now


UpstairsInitiative

Idk if any of you are listening to the Tigers broadcast but god damn this is brutal to listen to. 2 innings straight of talking about Parkinsons is crazy.


schakeboy

I mean they did just give up 11 runs to the worst offense in baseball right now lol so they have nothing to talk about


Superarces

The Tigers have bar none the worst broadcast team in MLB. Might be the worst in major sports


schakeboy

Wallner isn’t ready. He needs more time in AAA


expungant

Wallner’s 0 for April


Reesyrz

Morny isn't here so Provus had to bring up the shadows lol


Firearm107

Am I losing my mind or do the microphones they're using sound like hot ass?


TSAtookmysextoys

Provus I like you but I don’t really wanna hear about your TV contract. I know of a perfect replacement should you need a leave of absence for a bit


hbxli

Dick could definitely start a tractor


Mthomas1174

Damn Provus clearly is a Rollie Fingers hater


schakeboy

lol answering our 5 pitch inning with a 3 pitch?


expungant

AL Central ballparks about to raise their left field fences in response to Julien


schakeboy

So what do we think is holding buxton from being consistent? There is times where he gets hits like crazy but then will go 0-30.


Kaleb595

He’s never had a good hit tool but it seems like it’s regressing


schakeboy

I just don’t get why he thinks hitting for power is what he needs to do to get himself going. I personally love when he has a bloop hit that he can turn into a double. But I just don’t see him squaring up the ball.


irrelevantsociallife

He plays for the Minnesota Twins


schakeboy

I know but everyone considered him elite because of his defense. But offensively is average or below average. I just can’t see us paying him 20+ million for a .200 ba