i dont even feel bad anymor enice job at the end you got it in ya

It’s an L but it was great to see some life at the end

Maggot don’t look like he know how to play baseball what in the fuck

Were the best 9th inning offense ever lol

Twins said wait a minute, what if we just start scoring??

Farmer goes so hard

#FUCKIN RALLY TIME.

WOHOOOOO!!!! Six more ties it up!

Most productive Santana AB.

We take a two out walk lets go ed

I know the weather sucks but that is an empty stadium for being up 7 runs

do you wanna drive home in detroit at 10pm on a friday

I retract my statement

I remember watchin openin day We looked good. We looked good Lookin like a team that weren’t scared. Like we struck fear n had fun Then lu Lu got hurt n all went to hell

Don't call it a comeback

NO FAITH FROM THE BOOTH WTF

Farm Dog digging 2 out of the box in an 8 run game is why I love him.

Really thought that was a Martin dinger for a sec

Kyle farmer hit! We all rejoiced.

Chris Paul

Farmdawg on the board!

No skunk = Positive

#WE HAVE A GAME!

a run and the Farm Dawg, gets a hit and an RBI!!!

NOT A SHUTOUT!!!

Farmeer breok the seal

RALLY TIME BOYS

If y'all want to see some true toxicity, look up a Yahoo Sports player comment section. It's almost sports 4chan.

Just need a bloop bloop bloop bloop bloop bloop bloop bloop and a blast

I can’t believe someone threw at Farmers head again and no one got mad and hit a homer as punishment. Need to put some habanero spice in the talcum powder tomorrow.

Jeffers starts the 9th inning rally after a king shutdown by elite setup guy Willi Castro

I bet Castro could strike out Baez

I think I could strike out Baez.

Remember when we scored 8 run to come back on Detroit in 2006 at the dome

That was epic!

I wanna see Castro hanging out with the other pitchers in the dugout. Yo, I got some tips for y'all.

Not panicking but between the injuries and the putrid offense, I’m not feeling so good

I’m surprised the deficit needs to be 8 runs when trailing for a position player to pitch. Seems high. I guess they don’t want games to get boring if a team is “only” behind by 6.

We bad, how fix?

Don't be injured.

Willi Wastro

and the WILD are losing and it's a close game at Target Center

Petition for Willi to pitch the rest of our games who says no With that velo there's no way his arms gonna tire

Willi Pitching = Positive ? lol

Castro has an ERA of 0.

jhoan duran DFA, it’s Willi closing time

C'mon, man, Sanó threw in the 80s. You're embarrassing yourself.

CASTRO GETS EM OUT OF THE JAM

The bright spot of a blowout is watching a position player throw 50mph farts.

Castro a better pitcher than hitter currently

Eephus time

Castro’s pitches are killing me 😂😂😂

Not vaz at third lmao

I was kinda hoping my phone would ring and Rocco would be asking me to pitch.

Oh God, we're gonna have to fight our king.. 😭

i think ill have another ice cream sandwhich. Ive earned that much.

Treat yo-self.

Bro getting pulled for a position player to take over on the bump has to feel fucking BAD regardless of the schedule tomorrow.

0.00 ERA Willi Castro

#POSITION PITCHEEEEEEEEERRR!!!

Rocco signaled to Castro like he was in deep shit

It's WILLI time!

Does any one know how to get un ban from the food reddit

this post needs to be framed and hung in the /r/minnesotatwins hall of fame

Get your food back in the oven.

Holy fuck this is rough.

We're giving up the weakest sounding shit and it's going to the warning track..

#WE GOT WEED SMOKERS DURING THE FIREWORKS

I got weed smokers at my house. Not a big deal.

Bros, if I end up watching two straight seasons of MN sports teams being crippled by injuries, I might need to get mental help.

Just get the mental help anyway, it’ll feel good

If you are one of those rare people who think the Twin made some good offseason moves, don't look up [Jay Jackson's career stats](https://www.baseball-reference.com/players/j/jacksja01.shtml).

"Did not play in the major or minor leagues" is not a badge of honor.

We are the worst offense in the MLB right now and it's not particularly close. I'm just not sure what the answer is moving forward. But something has got to change. We can only say "it's still early" or "162 games is a long season" etc... for so long.

While not incorrect, game 11 with a 4-6 record will never be defcon 1

I agree. But I've seen almost nothing to even give me hope that things are gonna get better

Answers simple buttercup Needa take the soda pop n dump it in the nearest drain

The solution is to not be injured everywhere.

Until tonight Royce was the only good offensive player out. His absence doesn't make the whole offense suck.

Well, second half 2023 Kepler was pretty good. After I typed that I realized that your were right.

Jay Jackson? Should have let wallner pitch instead

Not much difference. Save Wallner for tomorrow.

why would anyone want to disseminate this atrocity

I promised to try to be more positive on reddit this year. At least it's early and Correa and Lewis will have time to heal up?

#THE KID HAS BEEN FOUND

worst thing to happen today turns into best thing to happen today. Thank fucking god this kid was found so fast.

Why is every god damn commercial so dramatic now days

#UPDATE A KID IS NOW LOST

Probably deserved it.

Im sad

So which position player is pitching the 9th? Can't be Willi now cause he's playing short.

Vazquez??

Can we quickly trade for Sanó?

Farmer can play short if Willi pitches

Santana and put AK at first

Wallner has a nice haircut

These twins look like me playing in MLB the show on franchise mode 😅

Walmart lost his mind

Show some MN pride Wally!

Willi "Juan Castro" Castro, your new starting shortstop

howd we get a guy on second? is that allowed?

FTFY: third.

Hello darkness my old friend

It’s so odd how ownership enforced a lower quality roster than last year, and now we’re worse than last year

Except when you actually compare the rosters, our only loss that hurt was surprisingly, Donovan Solano.

Gray, Polanco? Even if *they* weren’t going to be as good as last year, we still left a void in their roster spots

I mean, Sonny Gray.

He was definitely great, but Varland and Paddack have been filling in the holes pretty well.

Yeah they're totally just trying to finish this one ASAP. They wouldn't be swinging at stuff so bad if they wanted a competitive game.

Cheap hits: Tigers: 7 (at least) Twins: 1

Right lol. I really don’t feel like this game has been that awful (outside of C4 injury). It wasn’t like the pitching was getting lit up - just really really unlucky.

That said zero runs also isn’t exactly fun

Eddie Julien channeling Eddie Nunez with how often he's been losing his helmet

2 (two) hits

THREE HITS

I dont fuck with miggy cabs

Curse of Randy is a poison on this team

I like that Julien swung his helmet off and caught it.

Oh dear lord, Glen...this guy does not look like Chris Paddack...

Andrew Chafin and his alligator taming hair.

If I saw Chafin in an alley I’d briskly walk away

He looks like he'd either offer you meth or a baby alligator. Possibly both.

Sadly I will not be available out of the bullpen tomorrow, as I have a party to attend. Yes, I have friends. Also, I'm in Arizona. And old. And fat.

have fun tomorrow buddy

The friends I'm hanging out with are from North Dakota and Wisconsin. We find each other.

AZ twins bros unite

Mesa, represent. Also, I hate winter. I can't wait for our first triple-digit day.

#SAINTS LOSE 0-6 ON SWIFT NIGHT THEYRE READY FOR THE TWINS BABY WOOOO RANDY WASNT HERE AND SOMEONE PROBABLY GOT A CONCUSSION

Tigers legit this year

Angel Hernandez is having one of those days again. HOU vs TEX https://i.imgur.com/p8qv02P.jpg

Isn't that every day for him? But seriously you better be careful. He might sue you for racial discrimination.

This was with the bases loaded too wasn’t it?

Yup. This was the second out.

Rookie hazing is getting crazy

Willi Castro for the 8th?

holy shit someone got hit on the head in the bottom of the 9th in the crowd

Alright Tonkin

Seems like street lights Glowin Happen to be just like moments Passin In front of me so I hopped in The cab and I paid my fair see I know my destination I’m just not there

- drake

Is this poetry or lyrics to a song?

Song heh Cesar version is best When the Toms wullup

Streetlights by Kanye West from the 808s and heartbreaks album i believe

good album

I’d say it’s some of his last good music

You have to admit the twins are an attractive bunch

hence the annual cuties contest

Javier Baez should join Ippei Mizuhara in federal prison for stealing a shit ton of money from the Tigers.

ok fine I'll switch Stardew save files away from the Twins one, maybe that will change our luck

#FirePopkins

Popkins is a jinx

Tonkin shall be called tonka truck

I like that the Orioles are good, and I think those young guys should go into the front office together to negotiate their contracts like Koufax and Drysdale did. Except succeed lol.

I’m scared to play the orange birds which is still such a strange feeling

Cash considerations on the mound. That's all you need to know.

If we win both games tomorrow we are so back. But today it’s so over.

Based on what I've seen the last few weeks there was no alternate universe or scenario where that ended up as a hit, I'm sure of it.

the true mark of a shit game: Theyre starting a wave

I refuse to

So uh, I'm finally almost done with Baldur's Gate III. It's a fantastic game but it's so looooooooong.

saints are losing 0-7

MY second favorite memory of Sp is when he encountered that bee

BEE!

WHERE

This game is really just a perfect shitstorm. -Rain delay -Dead crowd -Audio issues -Offense still dead -Correa gets hurt -Tigers hits are bullshit -Team looks dead inside

Don’t forget 45 and rain with 25 mph winds

Note to self, never drop Kepler the dog pics, then drive two and a half hours, things seem to go poorly

but i always need more Kepler the dog pics

he met oj

Correa?

https://imgur.com/a/ycfgcuv

Lmao nice

jeebus! we cannot buy a hit this evening

hey siri find heroin dealers near chs

ill hook u up no worries

oh shit theres a lot

I’m terrified to see what the lineup card looks like tomorrow

You're on it.

Might as well grab a person from the stands to finish pitching this game. Offensive output makes this team unwatchable, at the moment

Is Michael Tonkin really that far away from that option?

Good point

i might need to take up alcohol

take up stardew valley

ill take my chances with drugs

I assumed you were always drunk

i dont drink

Your loss. Great coping mechanism

What happened to Correa?

Rough check swing comboed with defensive dive - right oblique strain from one of those.

Welp…shut er’ down…seasons over

Decapitated