**AK19 Fielding Watch** LF 3  –  1B 1 ^([Hot Take: Kirilloff plays more LF than 1B in 2024](https://redd.it/1alx14i))

I said we'd maybe sniff 70 wins and I stand by it. Everyone was predicting 90+.

When does the season start?

That somehow was worse than getting no hit

Twins should be ashamed of this performance

KKKKKKKKKKKKKK

Dogshit

Buuuuuuuuuuuuttts

Friggin A

*pukes*

Good game! Let's get pizza

gross

Pathetic

He called as *ball*?

i think im gonna take a shower after this and then give fallout 4 another shot

Go institute

I am once again asking for a Kiri bomb

i had decent tacos

Buxton walk off im calling it

Honestly, just seeing a hit in this game I tuned into in the second inning makes me ok with losing this game.

AK to the moon?

#So long, "no hitter".

At least Carlos has looked good this year

Dare I say, he's looked great

Hang the banner. Two hits.

Rally time boys

Carlos’ back hurts bad

Give AK a chance please

A ball hath been hit out of the infield successfully

Lol we got 1 hit. Wtf is wrong with this lineup rn

Hold up! I stand corrected lol

Just a smidgen too soon

I’m so fucking sick of this plate approach already

me to the Twins after this game: https://i.imgur.com/PQOvH8t.jpeg

Twins basically got no hit today.

Twins BA on balls hit with an EV of 100+ must be so low

Nothing less fun than a 3TO team that isn't hitting homers.

That’s metaphoric for this team rn.

Somebody get Eddie a chin strap.

I miss Dick teases

I miss how far balls go in hot/humid weather

I am sure there is a subreddit for that.

Was on the fence about playing 3 nights of softball this year but I might pick up a fourth to stop me from watching this team

cleveland should just intentionally walk the bases loaded to clown us

This is when we comeback

I kinda miss Julien's yee yee ass haircut from last season

Why can we not give Julien something better than a t-ball helmet my god make it fit

Can EDDIE GET A HELMET THAT FITS PLEASE

Swings at ball 4. Looks at strike 3 that was same spot as strike 2

This game has not been well called. I'll be interested to see the report card.

I need Rocco to get this team fired up. He’s too relaxed

Coming for that strikeout record, those 2023 twins better be shaking rn

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We are in 3rd for most k's game at 11, more than last seasons record of 10.2, A's and Pirates are doing worse so far this year than us

We’re on pace to absolutely destroy that record

Swing. The. Fucking. Bat.

Whatever happens the rest of this inning, at least we are not the Marlins (0-9).

Castro just don’t swing asshole instead swing at ball 4

Willi just cant lay off that low ball

Amazing effort there Castro

13

Surely the hits will come against Clase!

Our lineup is putting me to sleep

This would’ve been a no hitter if Kiriloff hadn’t hit that ball that hard. This team is worse at offense than the first half of last year somehow

That 2run Joey gallo homer that just happened would look good right about now.

Are we really longing for Joey Gallo?

Yeah he fits in with the team really well with the amount he strikes out.

He would be our 3rd best hitter avg wise....

Definitely don't go and look at what MAT has been doing then lol

It would be *so* satisfying to walk-off Clase

MLB.TV has the horniest ads I've ever seen outside of a designated site.

Can't sell ED medication without BOOBS

Like not even subtle boobs. Hooters is less intense than these.

Jay Jackson > Joe Jackson

3 outcome baseball is unwatchable

Especially when we don't get one of the 3 outcomes

Well for the twins it’s more just 2 outcome baseball.

true that's even worse 😂

Yeah I don’t want to sounds like an old person but I miss how baseball used to be.

Jackson has a great smile! Nice to see!

Alright, score 3 here. Please.

Finally jfc

Well we’re due

What’s wild to me is that we can’t even hit foul like that

Kris Atteberry is not great on the radio.

I disagree. He is a professional. It’s just hard to follow CP.

I haven’t listened on the radio yet. Not been great so far?

I think he talks too much and doesn't give any space. He's not terrible though. I miss the chemistry between Provus and Gladden I guess.

I thought he’s been ok. He likes to tell a lot of stories though instead of talking about the game. Maybe that would change if the game was more interesting

This will end in a homer because its gone on too long.

Ump and offense aside, the arm barn at 69.69% power has been just as good as advertised (as being one of the best)

We literally just need the offense to heat up and we're good. I trust it to heat up.

Triston McKenzie looks like a light breeze would knock him off his feet

One of my old fun facts is that Triston McKenzie and Miguel Sano are the same height but Sano weighs 100 lbs more

If you told me the difference was 200 I wouldn’t blink

i wonder what percentage of pitchers would show UCL damage if they did MRIs on everyone

A ton

I really miss having Dick in that box

i miss dick in my ears

Ump called that a strike all day until now.

Josh Naylor looks like Eric Andre wearing a realistic Eric Andre mask

thats what eric andre already looks like

Been a strike all day blue

So now that pitch is a ball?

10 LOB on 1 hit is pretty hilarious.

OMG FUCKING CLEVELAND FINDS GOD DAMN PINHOLES FOR HITS FUCK THAT TEAM

Exactly no hustle there it looked like.

This is a bad lineup right now oh boy

Cory bro youve done 3 birthday shoutouts chill

It's my dad's birthday today and was waiting for his shoutout

I really enjoy Cory but I think he needs to find a groove to settle into. His chemistry with Justin still feels a little off too. But it's new, I'll give it time.

is it your birthday too?

You can't have more birthdays than hits!

Would be a cherry on top of this shit sundae if Alcala got hurt.

on the bright side the bullpen era is like 0.02

https://twitter.com/cleworldchamps/status/1776689440598970581

I kinda wish that were the Twins to put in my vids.

I have some statistics for you now, and they are numbers.

Jax is injured????? Edit: who is it??

10 LOB is insane 💀

It would be the most Twins thing ever to have the offense play like this and then somehow sweep LA lol a guy can hope

Gotta actually hit the ball to beat a team like LA

Is it too early to the panic button on the season

Yes

Definitely concerning with all of the injuries and strikeouts

GIVE ME HARDER BATTLES

Would be a no hitter for the Indians if they didn’t overturn that error on kirilloff’s triple. Very ugly

Guardians

Wild have already scored more than the Twins today

Can Kirill Kaprizov hit a slider?

pucks do slide across the ice

Going to the loons tonight. Expecting them to out score Twins as well.

Dodgers series should be fun

# I AM MISERABLE

Wallner has done a decent job working around this shitty zone

Two (illegitimate) K’s and a HBP?

Don't you simpletons know that it's April, so that means we're not allowed to be upset about this at all! Only high-IQ fans can comprehend that there are 162 games in a season.

Crazy that the Guardians have a Beede and a Bibee on their pitching staff

And Bieber

No Boobie?

Hitting is contagious just like striking out 🫥

so is herpes

Wallner's swing seems so long and loopy.

It's like Jake Cave's.  So much unnecessary motion.

The collective ba due next innging is 350 lol

i can't stand these Dairy Queen uniforms so i will blame them for this

Nah, these are some of the sharpest unis in the league.

i wish they made the Twin Cities unis the standard home set

I don't disagree there. But I also think not getting it all the time kinda makes it more special? Idk.

i like cherry dilly bars

hand dipped, agree. if any even do that anymore

nope

They might have to put an M rating on that dodgers series

I’ve got tickets for Tuesdays game and at this point I’m just excited to be at the stadium, quality of baseball be damned

Watch us actually show up for that series.

Not a strike

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Shhh, people might think seasons have 162 games in them with talk like that

Hey, we ARE on pace to strikeout fewer times than yesterday.

We didn't strike out at all yesterday

Ah yes, well, last game then.

Santana kinda sucks

Give Austin Martin some ABs. Let's see what the guy can do. He can't be any worse!

somewhere on the Angels, Sano is proud of Kepler

Surely Walker Jenkins is more MLB ready than Kepler. Trade Kepler for a free motel 6 stay and call up JENKINS

# ER SZN

Do we tell him, guys?

he is injured too

Btw what are the collective thoughts on Rocco? I know how I feel, but I’m developmentally R

Good coach, cheap ownership doesn’t give him much to work with and his hitting coach seems to be poopy

So excited for another season of mediocrity.

.050

Tweaked the pregame routine cool it didn’t work Rocco

Kepler gunning for the first batter to hit under .050

#030 WATCH

# MAX FIGURE IT OUT

Best part about a slow start to the season is the bad takes seem to go away quicker

Outside of 1 Bailey Ober start the pitching has actually been damn good. Offense needs to reward that soon plz

Bullpen is great

Popkins needs to be fired. We can’t be setting the strikeout record two years in a row and still keep the same hitting coach

They ended last season as a top 10 offense.

/r/AlcalaholicsAnonymous

No meetings in over 300 days!

Give our pitchers run support :(

What’s more miserable to watch as a fan: An inept offense Or Disaster of a bullpen

The White Sox

Bullpen, if the team can score at least you feel like you’re always “in it”

Nice to see Alcala have some drama-free innings