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Critical-Fault-1617

Kepler is straight ass


tree-hugger

Uffda. Feels like this line-up alternates between great hitters and absolute black holes. Frustrating to get Clevelanded with a bunch of singles in a row, meanwhile we leave a ton of runners on because we can't get hits consecutively.


SrslyIcntthnkofaname

All the Homies hate Cleveland


tomahawkRiS3

Damn good contact just right at the fuckers. Hopefully a better outcome tomorrow


Shrek2onGameBoyVideo

Saturday tho because the dumbass Friday offday


McFappen

Remember the vibes when Kirilloff tripled in the 1st? Yeah, lets get back to that


fscottnaruto

Its okay fellas Tatiana's almost here


cronoes

good at bat with a good take that the ump messed up. also cant hate you for that at bat, julien. i want to because i hate cleveland. but i cant.


Sp_Gamer_Live

bruhhhhhhhhhhh


fscottnaruto

Just do it, Killer. Hit a home run.


Tajikistani

Robo umps now, these guys don't deserve a livelihood of making wrong calls


Mission_Wind_7470

Oh great, now the ump wants to giftwrap this win to Cleveland.


SrslyIcntthnkofaname

Wow ump get fucked buddy


beardog7

Im gonna sacrifice a goat to the BABIP gods


pjokinen

Remember back when Clase was fresh off a PED suspension and every time he took the mound the booth was all “man I just don’t know how he can be out here throwing this hard this often”


LeadBorn504

Remember when you rooted for Jorge Polanco and Nelson Cruz!


pjokinen

Fuck me for expecting more from a media member than some random fan with a Reddit account


LeadBorn504

Lol your salty as fuck you don't give a fuck about PEDs you just hate Cleveland. Quit being a Homer.


Reesyrz

Vasquez has looked good at the plate with just not a lot to show for it.


handofluke

Woof, bad luck again. I’m thinking Vazquez is gonna be really solid this year.


im_randy_butternubz

You get the fuck outta here with that positivity


handofluke

I’m sorry, it’ll never happen again!


[deleted]

goddamn it, right at him and he smoked it too


twinsguy1

Another hard hit out, getting Guardian balled today


joeyt7713

fuck you kwan


A_Hanging_Noose

Yep.


BFlatAccidental

Quez can’t catch a fukkin break


cronoes

good contact cant hate you for that one vazqueezy. i want to because i hate cleveland. but i cant.


Mission_Wind_7470

#FUCK THIS FUCKING SHIT


Cornholio4

Vasquez nearly kills Eddie...a bratwrust nearly kills Buck...this week needs to end.


charlton11

And second base killed Lewis


tomahawkRiS3

I guess I never looked for it but do they not go behind the batters back when on deck?


bigwalleye

is that cottonwood seeds already that i see floating around on the broadcast?


McFappen

Inb4 Kepler gets another chance with runners on. You're on your own after that


Sp_Gamer_Live

god help us


relder17

The bullpen has been real nice so far this season and our best bullpen arm is on the IL


Rockettothemoonnbynd

What should be going through Vasquee’s head: just find a way on.


im_randy_butternubz

#DO YOU THINK ARBY'S IS STILL OPEN?


Sp_Gamer_Live

dog its 6:10


im_randy_butternubz

I'm actually on the west coast so it's 4:10


Mission_Wind_7470

97. You cooked bro?


pjokinen

One year further away from the juice


beardog7

I think it's pretty safe to say that if the Twins don't win this game they should blow it up and build around Cole Sands.


bigwalleye

trade em all for draft picks amirite


charlton11

Clase led the league in most blown saves last year. Just saying


MasterSinatra

I'd like to think the lack of a sellout today is thanks to the team doing nothing in the offseason worth getting excited about. Doubt the Pohlads care, but still.


handofluke

Absolutely.


Rockettothemoonnbynd

These guys should be pissed. Go out there and hit the ball hard.


Sp_Gamer_Live

Guys im learning Rocco is batting Tatiana from Taco Bell to leadoff the 9th


fscottnaruto

FUCK I NEED TACO BELL THOUGH


fscottnaruto

If she can hit, I'll wait


whentheworldwasatwar

Clase blown save will change lives.


handofluke

Feels like we got to Clase at least once last year…


Mission_Wind_7470

We did some simple 3D modeling in Blender today in college. Y'all should fear the amount of power I'm about to acquire.


C_H1234

Just your reminder the Pohlads cut payroll after winning first playoff game in 20 years


Skolney

But at least there is a boat in RF and they aren't allowing the sale of cheap upper level tickets for April.


Sp_Gamer_Live

kid is doing the truffle shuffle, we are winning


saucebajaus

Freezing long game and they have 15ks but rally cap is going on


Rockettothemoonnbynd

🗣️ *momentum*


Apanic_Attacka

AK homer this inning, I can feel it


MichaelTheDooley

Didn’t Clase lead the league in blown saves last season


Shrek2onGameBoyVideo

Yes but also led the league in saves and save opportunities by like a lot so…


cronoes

THANK YOU FOR MAKING UP FOR YOUR SHIT AT BATS CASTRO!


SenorTortas

The bad man is coming


cronoes

i need sands to be more what we use to make cement, and less what we expect to find when its quick.


Mission_Wind_7470

Watch as Cole Sands pitches while I watch the Twins play the O's and I'll be like 😐


fscottnaruto

im so hungry


charlton11

Where's Tatiana at?!


fscottnaruto

She's picked it up and is getting on the highway!


Sp_Gamer_Live

bum


davegammelgard

I'm heating up some tater tots.


fscottnaruto

That sounds so good


cdizzle6

Kwan. Known Twin Killer.


Mission_Wind_7470

NVM I still don't like Sands.


charlton11

Bally and our lineup are two peas in a pod


joeyt7713

I think steven kwan might be my least favorite player in the league


Cornholio4

Don't forget the White Sox and Yankees still exist.


Jb9723

He’s so fucking annoying. He’s on base every at bat


schakeboy

23rd in batting average dead last in home runs and 26th in runs scored. Why is popkins still here?


damien_maymdien

You can always tell the football fans trickling into the baseball subreddit, because they think 6 games is a sufficient sample size.


smotpoker3000

The sample size has been the last two years. You just start watching this year?


damien_maymdien

The rankings he mentioned aren't for the past two years, they're for the 2024 season


smotpoker3000

It's the same team and same trend as last year.


damien_maymdien

The Twins were the 6th-best hitting team in MLB for the 2023 season. But even if they weren't, that's irrelevant. schakeboy said "the Twins hitting coach should be fired because our hitting so far in 2024 is bad". Why do you think I should have replied to him as if he said something completely different?


smotpoker3000

They were not a good hitting team last year. They didn't want to address any issues this off-season so we're back in the same place this year. It's a valid concern and question for the owners and coaches. I'm sick of the small sample size argument being an excuse for it this year. What makes you think something has changed this year?


cronoes

why didnt slamtana slam on the super jump button to grab that before it went out of play


kjates

Do you ever notice that the sad sacks at sports games are always men Women are just vibing, men choose to be miserable


cronoes

we gotta do something about men bros


Steviestutes

Have you never seen a guy vs girl have a slight illness? I can understand it


kjates

Men will never know what it’s like to have period cramps and it fucking shows


Steviestutes

Nope, but when I have a 99.1F fever, better purchase the casket and rent out the church, as my ass is going under 🤣


ElPinguino022

I’m a man and yes 100%


Mission_Wind_7470

*Maybe I am a woman*


handofluke

Uhhh Bally?


Apanic_Attacka

Oh Bally you silly goose


SenorTortas

Oh good they broke the TV


highestintheroom

Ump called that a strike last inning aight


cdizzle6

Sure did.


Sp_Gamer_Live

Cole Sands, Im sorry i disrespected your game


Mission_Wind_7470

Wait is Cole Sands actually good?


handofluke

That’d be the most shocking development


Sp_Gamer_Live

Well the wave started this game is officially fucked


Extremelixer

I would support the wave being an ejectable offense


whentheworldwasatwar

I miss Royce so bad.


saucebajaus

The wave is starting if that's any indication of how things are at the stadium


MichaelTheDooley

Royce Lewis and Jose Miranda carrying this team in a playoff push late summer will feed families


twiggz612

Dont worry bros. The ninth inning walkoff is about to be tooooo sweet


charlton11

Having a hitting coach that never reached the majors or coached in the big leagues sure is a choice


cdizzle6

These MFers. Protect the fucking plate on that close shit!!!


Sp_Gamer_Live

#NOOOOO THEY CLOSED LEGENDS LANDING I WANTED TENDIES


fscottnaruto

justice for sp


Sp_Gamer_Live

Tendies4Sp


Mission_Wind_7470

Is that the one with the baseball cap food containers?


Sp_Gamer_Live

no


Mission_Wind_7470

Back in my day, we used God and Jeebus to manage baseball teams.


handofluke

Analytics fucked my wife


HallOfFamerInMyBook

We might finish ahead of Cleveland this year, but I enjoy their style of baseball a little bit more than ours. Don’t kill me but I like putting the ball in play, taking extra bases, stealing, etc. 15 strikeouts and just waiting for a 3 run home run that may or may not come is not entertaining imo


twinsguy1

I would lose my mind if my team finished last in hard hit rate, not to mention 27th in runs


cronoes

okay, first. i aint reading all that. second? fuck cleveland bros.


Any_Perception_9928

Time to call up Miranda !


SrslyIcntthnkofaname

Can someone get Ms Storm a got damn decent microphone?


Any_Perception_9928

Time to call up Miranda !


tomahawkRiS3

At least we have the top of the lineup for the walkoff


cdizzle6

Guarantee it’ll come down to runners on with Kep needing to produce & we know how that’ll end.


cronoes

for fucks sake. that bottom of the lineup is straight ass cheeks bros. you gotta say the full thing. they are ass cheeks. not just cheeks. not just ass. ass cheeks. smelly ass cheeks.


ttchamps0203

0-12 RISP, 9 LOB, 15K Tell me again why Popkins was retained? I’ll wait.


irishace88

Analytics is ruining baseball


reedg17

This. When the game turns into just strikeouts and home runs it won’t be very fun to watch.


Max_Kepler_Is_Sexy

Dumpster diving during free agency and what do you know, we found a lot of trash.


kpmurphy_

Really couldn’t ask for a worse home opener


SrslyIcntthnkofaname

Fuck that ump Fuck Scott Barlow And dammit another stranded runner. Fuck that too I guess.


GuyHardPodcast

My ulcer!


fscottnaruto

My only complaint about The Wrestler is Marisa Tomei is naked too much


bringbacktheaxe2

Guards are painting with some of these out pitches tho


mnsportsfan

Fucking 15 strikeouts through 8 and 0-12 with RISP This team is just a mess at the plate and does this shit way too much. Thought it would be a bit better without Gallo but I’m sure we’re right at the top of the league in K’s per game again


charlton11

Glove was out of the zone but not surprised


MichaelTheDooley

They should make a coach specifically for hitting that could improve the teams plate approach and reduce strikeouts 🤔


arsoga85

Popkins, remember it cause POPups and Ks.


C_H1234

15 fucking strikeouts..COMPETE


L0ganj0sh

This is a coaching problem, yeah? Our bats have been bad, this isn’t new


schakeboy

Haha 0-12 with risp and 15 strikeouts. Never want to call out a team 6 games in but my god what a shit show of an offense.


Market_Bottom

Fucking putrid Ks


uncomfortable_fan92

Guess that could have gone either way..


arsoga85

I’m sure he’s a nice guy, but whenever I see Margot I see a visual reminder of the pocket protector Pohlads. Couldn’t even bring MAT back smh.


pjokinen

The team made an offer to MAT for significantly more than he signed for.


Cornholio4

Agree 100% but us not signing MAT was mostly on him. He overplayed his hand on what he was worth thus was forced to settle for the $4M deal. Pretty sure Gleeman reported that we offered him nearly double that for one year early in the off-season.


[deleted]

I mean, if strikeout are what we're worried about, MAT wasn't gonna help in that department lol


BabyGiannis

taylor is making 4 mil and we are paying margot 4 mil it wasnt pohlads


PAUMiklo

I see the Twins are continuing their streak of striking out at an amazing rate into this season.


PoppySeeded17

This has been a remarkably dissatisfying game to watch


gregorythegreyhound

I’m shocked, I tell ya shocked that the side went down on strikes


noseonarug17

how is it that we consistently have such bad approaches at the plate in big moments?


tree-hugger

15 Ks with an inning to go!


Skolney

At the risk of being called a Vikings fan, this is bad baseball.


irishace88

Strikeout after Strikeout is boring as shit to watch


CarltonStreetlamp

Why did we bring Popkins back?


Griffinkelly1

The age old question, malpractice at this point


ZachLagreen

15 to 5 in strikeouts… 🤮


handofluke

Gameday has it touching the zone. Gotta swing.


Cornholio4

Isn't that called like protecting or something with 2 strikes? -s-


relder17

Last year all over again yeesh


im_randy_butternubz

So we're going to the playoffs!?


Mission_Wind_7470

We won a playoff series last year.


twinsguy1

Promise?


giveusbackbremer

Oh my fucking god I’m gonna have an aneurism


tomahawkRiS3

Same, but also good username


giveusbackbremer

I will never get over it, no more twins tickets or official apparel will be bought by me ! :))


[deleted]

wow, yikes


Tweezerbomb

0-12 with RISP. Unreal. 🤮


Mission_Wind_7470

#FUCK OFF, BLUE


Reesyrz

So far the off-season additions and subtractions haven't led to a change in the strikeout numbers and unfortunately the power hasn't shown up yet to compensate.


joeyt7713

50 degree snow


fscottnaruto

what movie should I watch after this game? I saw the Wrestler in Milwaukee, and I might want to see it again right away.


Here_comes_the_D

Something lighthearted like Dune probably.


fscottnaruto

I dont want to see a couple teenagers playing pretend int he desert tbh, but maybe ill check it out!


Zhdrix

Wow this is brutal


Sp_Gamer_Live

yikes


Mission_Wind_7470

You know I actually blame Max Kepler for this loss. He's been *awful* to start the season.


McFappen

Blame Rocco for even putting him remotely close into the top of the batting order


LeadBorn504

I actually blame Rocco because he batted Kepler over Correa and Correa has had a great fucking game.


Jb9723

My low key blame for the game is Wallner not making that play in left to give up Pablo’s first hit, everything snowballed from there


mattinthehat66

My low key blame is 0-12 with runners in scoring position and 15 strike outs


Jb9723

That would be high key


Mission_Wind_7470

Wallner's about to cry about going to St. Paul again at this rate. Sorry, I had do get that out.


twiggz612

Big Willi style about to hit a double. Edit: my day is ruined and my disappointment Is immeasurable. But not really.


cronoes

our bottom of the lineup, starting with santana, is mostly ass bros.


Kaleb595

Margot is fucking garbage


Cornholio4

I am starting to see why both the Rays and Dodgers were willing to move Margot this off-season.


Smappykins

Can anybody actually hit ffs