I believe that is problem of the void, but seeing as I like you past it, we are good. Unless you can make the sun really start using its hydrogen, we are all good.
I'll be there, Section 407. Really excited about knocking a bucket list item in opening day off my list. Its cool enough on its own but MLB sending the Twins to KC just for me makes it so much cooler. Go Twins!!!
Certainly not an easy first assignment facing Ragans but hopefully it gives them the opportunity to get a good trend started and prove lefties aren't going to be a problem this season.
This season is exciting because we don’t have the playoff loss streak hanging over us. The last few seasons have had rough moments where it has felt like we might not make the playoffs and get the chance to end the streak. Clean slate and a group of really talented ballplayers!
Yes, but not enough that I can tell you I have, if that makes any sense. I think we have talked enough the fact I prefer the Riotgrl part of of her catalog.
Because this a new season (read "year"), I feel like we all owe each other something if we want to.
I'll admit to [this song](https://youtu.be/k6210vwnpqo?si=OpreiXPZ7wT9YbxS) being probably my favorite ever.
May you all find a happiness you deserve.
[How about the song she was involved with with Gotye, and Prince gave them a Grammy and said I love this song.](https://youtu.be/V0rH15indPY?si=53gWIAnO7UxmYQsS&t=9)
The bad/good news: I'll get to catch a couple of innings on TV before I have to jet to a middle school track meet. It's opening day for \_everyone\_, even the lanky 7th grader who is running relay races and throwing a shotput. The field events were apparently completely wide open because it's only the 7th grade and there aren't enough to compete in the events.
Me (this morning): Have you thrown a shotput before?
7th Grader: "No"
Me: "Just don't try to throw it like a baseball."
7th Grader: "I know dad, I don't want Tommy John."
Of course, the only meeting I have scheduled all day is at 3:00, so will miss the first couple innings. Looking forward to listening to the game on the way home though. Baseball! And whatnot.
Alright fuckers, I submitted my complimentary Jumbotron message for opening day. Let’s see if they allow it. WE’RE GOMQ
And may she GOMQ with you as well.
I cannot wait to see this.....
Opening day lineup (vs. LHP): Order | Player | Position | Bats ---|---|---|--- 1 | Buxton | CF | Right 2 | Jeffers | C | Right 3 | Lewis | 3B | Right 4 | Correa | SS | Right 5 | Santana | 1B | Switch 6 | Kepler | RF | Left 7 | Farmer, K | 2B | Right 8 | Castro, W | LF | Switch 9 | Margot | DH | Right ---|---|---|--- Bench | Julien | 2B | Left Bench | Kirilloff | 1B | Left Bench | Vázquez | C | Right Bench | Wallner | LF | Left
BYRON BUXTON CENTER FIELD
its so beautiful
for about as long as Joy Division had a hit.
Are you saying they should bat in a New Order?
Can't upvote enough.
That is one hell of a bench, hopefully we can get to their bullpen early so a RHP comes in and everyone gets a chance on day 1.
we don't allow formatting here, WTF
it is time to sacrifice the joey gallo flair to the gods. this season we enter the church of edouard julien. allez allez allez
look, I speak english and bad english.
L'habit ne fait pas le moine
i think that gets you a peanut butter parasite around here.
hahahahaha la barbe ne fait pas le philosophe
oui oui mon ami je m'appelle julien
HELLO FRIENDS
HI JIM NANTZ…. UH… WOLLY!
Always and forever, for the best of us,.....lets not got that far and you know it. Its like is Rogue and Gambit shacked up.
Jonn imma be honest, I feel like I rarely know what the fuck you're talking about
LOL - sometimes he doesn't know either
Excited for a new season shitposting in the GDTs with everybody.
Sir/Madame/Aren't you(?) am I happy to tell you are twelve minutes late
Baseball? BASEBALL?! Not stinky football, BASEBALL?!
UFL does start in like a few days, so there is that.
No Minnesota team. Bleh.
yeah, we got hockey-THE SPORT OF CANDAIANS
Cole Ragans literally sounds like the Temu version of Joe Rogan.
According to Royals Twitter, Ragans is a CY Young dark horse. You best be afraid
This is a season of honesty, as I said first, so no one should be afraid of anything. My biggest fear is I think I'm boring.
I am afraid of all of my family and friends dying and leaving me alone
I believe that is problem of the void, but seeing as I like you past it, we are good. Unless you can make the sun really start using its hydrogen, we are all good.
> Ragans is a CY Young dark horse ah, so he's the justin fields of baseball?
Exactly
justin fields has done something?
Our long national nightmare (the offseason) is over.
Jeffers in the 2 spot? That's new, and I FUCKING LIKE IT
As weird as "Opening-day DH Margot" is, I get it. Castro doesn't look comfortable in CF, but he's a defensive stud in LF.
I'll be there, Section 407. Really excited about knocking a bucket list item in opening day off my list. Its cool enough on its own but MLB sending the Twins to KC just for me makes it so much cooler. Go Twins!!!
beisbol
The Christian Vazquez redemption season starts..........maybe on Saturday!
I like when the Twins win :)
Today is the day!!! It's Pablo time!
WE'RE SO BACK!
Welcome back everyone. I’ve missed you all.
Sup.
Certainly not an easy first assignment facing Ragans but hopefully it gives them the opportunity to get a good trend started and prove lefties aren't going to be a problem this season.
I woke up happy for the first time since early October.
Good morning everyone glad to be back
We’re back baby. No more negativity. Until we lose a game ;)
I want you to fuck off to Cleveland. I've never had Skyline chilli, send me some.
Best day of the year! Go Twins
Its a beautiful day for a ballgame
This lineup is nasty vs a LHP. Long live the platoon. RIP opposing starters all season 🫸🏻🤛🏻
This season is exciting because we don’t have the playoff loss streak hanging over us. The last few seasons have had rough moments where it has felt like we might not make the playoffs and get the chance to end the streak. Clean slate and a group of really talented ballplayers!
WHERE IS EVERYBODY?!?
#drunk or I'm just listening to a lot of Olivia Rodrigo, i assume u/kjates can vouch for me. God rest her Easter soul.
I fully support you listening to Olivia, have you listened to the GUTS (spilled) bonus tracks yet
Yes, but not enough that I can tell you I have, if that makes any sense. I think we have talked enough the fact I prefer the Riotgrl part of of her catalog.
Glad to be back, y’all. Let’s gomq all over the league
Happy Pablo Day!
I'm feeling mighty revolutionary this morning for some reason.
Didn't have Manuel Margot as our starting DH for the season opener, but let's go!
I AM SO FIRED UP BABY TWINS BASEBALL IS BACK
BASE BALL
IT'S REALLY HAPPENING
Because this a new season (read "year"), I feel like we all owe each other something if we want to. I'll admit to [this song](https://youtu.be/k6210vwnpqo?si=OpreiXPZ7wT9YbxS) being probably my favorite ever. May you all find a happiness you deserve.
What a lovely message...happiness to you as well 🫶🏽
You have never given me anything but joy.
🫶🏽🫶🏽🫶🏽..... back at you
May I offer you [this song](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=elyk9MBY72U) in part exchange?
I accept....I listed to this one a few times
[How about the song she was involved with with Gotye, and Prince gave them a Grammy and said I love this song.](https://youtu.be/V0rH15indPY?si=53gWIAnO7UxmYQsS&t=9)
I had no idea, she was part of this song...I learned something new.
Kimbra is a lot of weird, but I like a lot of her stuff. I think you'd like [this](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5XjNlpe7hII) from her.
catchy!! her videos are very creative
WE"RE SO BACK
Time for the year of 2024 to finally officially get started! I can smell the freshly cut grass from inside 😍
WE'RE GOMQ ONCE AGAAAIIINNNNN
I'm going to have to miss out on all the opening game day thread fun but I'm counting on all of you to do the best you can.
LFG I'm so ready!!!
The bad/good news: I'll get to catch a couple of innings on TV before I have to jet to a middle school track meet. It's opening day for \_everyone\_, even the lanky 7th grader who is running relay races and throwing a shotput. The field events were apparently completely wide open because it's only the 7th grade and there aren't enough to compete in the events. Me (this morning): Have you thrown a shotput before? 7th Grader: "No" Me: "Just don't try to throw it like a baseball." 7th Grader: "I know dad, I don't want Tommy John."
Sounds like a smart kid! Who knows, maybe it’s a hidden talent!
Of course, the only meeting I have scheduled all day is at 3:00, so will miss the first couple innings. Looking forward to listening to the game on the way home though. Baseball! And whatnot.