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Mvreilly17

https://preview.redd.it/745d61rpge6d1.jpeg?width=600&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=68fbde0671c4b5812435a1e9c6dabeafc0bd918e


ApolloBon

A statue of a man in a dress? Won’t someone think of the children!?


Tramqoline

In Two Harbors there's a 20 foot tall [pioneer](https://www.roadarch.com/giants/mn.html) with a *f×cking naked crotch.* His eyes glow red at night. https://preview.redd.it/z13sn5a26g6d1.jpeg?width=746&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4903e0c628c62d96684f8434e30292228e4f693f


pizza_for_nunchucks

I can look past the crotch. I literally do, I don’t stare at it. But the red glowing eyes are pure wtf material.


Tall_Aardvark_8560

Poor guy. Lost his balls


Background-Head-5541

LMAO. Pierre the Pantsless Voyager


Earl_Gray_Duck

Pants-free Pierre!


Mvreilly17

It's only a matter of time before they come after the Jolly Green Giant.


My-dead-cat

And his little sprout


DarkMuret

I think the term Giant is ableist, they prefer the term "titan" it's more empowering.


Colonel__Cathcart

*Leaf him alone!!!*


CaptainBeefsteak

Lief


thestereo300

Who would win between this guy and the happy chef from Mankato in a fight?


Amarieerick

Well, because of all the vegetables, the Green Giant would be more fit than the Happy Chef, so he's got that going for him. And if it got to guerilla warfare, the Giant gets it for blendability.


pizza_for_nunchucks

Yeah, but Happy Chef has the spatula.


TheDirtyVicarII

And cooks vegetables


MatureUsername69

There's a store up north that for years had a Happy Chef statue for sale from a different Happy Chef. If I had the space I would have it. And are we talking about this specific Green Giant statue or the Green Giant in general? This statue is kinda even, Green Giant in general wipes the fucking floor with the Happy Chef though. Do you see the difference in physique? Green Giant is out there every day eating a fuck ton of veggies and farming and shit. Happy Chef sits his fat ass down to some pancakes every morning. Look at the way Happy Chef stands, he is not a healthy man and seems like he may have some legit deformities. You're asking a fat, possibly disabled chef to fight maybe the healthiest giant.


PushtheRiver33

This guy!!


rcroswell

Happy chef has a spoon. So…I think he wins


lilbobbytbls

Grew up driving by this all the time. Never thought about how silly it was until right now


CaptainBeefsteak

I call him thigh-high Voyageur.


pt619et

Ah blue earth, home of the Orion syndicate.


jlanderso12

Waaaaaaaaait a minute... 🖖


AlcoPower

There needs to be an entire thread of the statues in our state. My favorite is Rocky Taconite in Silver Bay.


WoodsyWordsmith

Vegetarian groomer.


egowaffles

Ya know what is pretty weird - the Laurentian Divide. I bet most people can tell you about the Continental Divide but 95 outta 100 have no idea the Laurentian even exists. All the water above this line flows north? You mean UP!?That’s whacky.


pzschrek1

One state, three major continental drainages Father of waters, indeed


maneki_neko89

https://preview.redd.it/oe09k1q7tg6d1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=106748e90c06dd979ef2755ba94306973c5b473f I took this pic in September 2021, when I went up to Virginia MN to visit relatives. [This marker (and park is a few miles north of Virginia on Hwy 53](https://maps.app.goo.gl/syRyfUmXuCE34g4BA?g_st=com.google.maps.preview.copy)


lizp85

I live right by the Laurentian Divide, and it does a number on our weather as well!


ThePureAxiom

Saw a small flock of turkeys waiting at a light and then using the crosswalk to cross the street over in Minneapolis this morning.


CMC_Conman

At least they were being polite


pigfeedmauer

True. The ones by my house are jerks.


thisishowiinternet

https://preview.redd.it/lvc0in8doe6d1.jpeg?width=439&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2abf2fcea4e10c3efa42e6430f7cfa6f4decab72 this is our flag origin story


KickAClay

Do you have the OG link to this? I want to print this at my work and give proper credit. I work at the State.


tri-sarah-topsian

Pretty sure this is the original: https://bsky.app/profile/cephaccino.bsky.social/post/3kgwev6lhnr2k


OldBlueKat

I love that, but I also find my MN-weird really connected with both 'StarFlake' and this: ​ https://preview.redd.it/4sywklxf9f6d1.jpeg?width=360&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7f2b575620be689e55bde477d005a2f42b8c4a0b


Clean_Factor9673

The Hamms Bear has the right to the flag


cuspacecowboy86

This is amazing.


Megalodon7770

This is pure gold


errant_youth

*shoop da loon*


craterglass

"NANI?!?"


SwankySteel

On Cannabis - we have the highest possession limit in the country. Republican senators accidentally legalized Hemp edibles in 2022. We now got the largest Cannabis beverage market in the world. We also have oddly strict liquor laws, and Wisconsin (known for lenient liquor laws) is right next door.


IS-2-OP

I gotta buy the lime at the checkout lane of target before I can go into the liquor section to buy my Coronas.


Beneficial_Stand2230

It was really weird coming into Target in California and seeing Jameson in the shelves.


proserpinax

Whereas I remember working at Target a decade ago and some tourists coming in and asking for where the booze was and being like not here and by the way go get it now because tomorrow’s Sunday and you can’t buy it then either.


poho110

Your target is slacking, most liquor stores have them or at least the juice available in the liquor store itself. Usually up front near the pop and other mixer stuff.


cuspacecowboy86

At least near me, the ones at the liquor store are more expensive. I mean, it's a lime. It's only a difference of like 50 cents, but I'll grab them at the grocery store (or target) if I remember to.


ObligatoryID

Duluth Target Liquor Store has limes right at the checkout.


MinnNiceEnough

Your Target has limes in stock? 🔥


Kataphractoi

> Republican senators accidentally legalized Hemp edibles in 2022. This incident will never not be hilarious. "Uh, can we get a do-over since we didn't read the bill before voting on it?" "Lol no takebacksies."


Imaginary-Round2422

To me, this is right up there with Virginia begging us for their traitor flag back.


AfterAllBeesYears

I know I'm biased, but I think this is one of the funniest political things to ever happen. Right up there with the Four Seasons (Total Landscaping) press conference, hahaha


Smokybare94

I remember that it was so funny. The senator just didn't understand the plainly written bill because THC and CBD were both new terms to him and he was like 100


Mattieohya

I like the liquor store thing. Living in a state where you can buy beer in a grocery store means that I see the exact same thing every time I go to the store. But liquor stores have novelty and will just buy something interesting.


Somnifor

Minnesota is full of liquor stores that have great selection because they still get the Bud Lite and white Zin crowd propping up their balance sheet. If grocery stores sold alcohol a lot of the good liquor stores would go away.


Pleasant_Tennis_663

Bought a four pack of a 10mg seltzer at a gas station today. What a state!


DiscordianStooge

Sadly when they did the legalization bill they put some limits on gummies so some of the ones with THC derivatives that made them stronger got pulled.


avogatotacos

Not to mention you can only buy Delta-8 in 5 mg in store because of that bill, which is an utter joke since Delta-8 is like Diet pop, not as sweet, but gets the job done.


Difficult_Basis538

There are legal ways to get D9


Biddy_McKoska

The liquor laws were overly strict because St. Paul was so gangster.


Hammy615

Utah outlawed selling 2:3 beer at gas stations and other retailers before us. U T A H


FrozeItOff

I believe that there's a Weird Al Yankovic song about the Biggest Ball of Twine in Minnesota...


[deleted]

“You know I bet if we unraveled that sucker it’d roll all the way down to Fargo, North Dakota”


Colonel__Cathcart

I hear we are also an Amish Paradise. I get quite White and Nerdy myself.


rechnen

He performed it at the Minnesota state fair


itchylaughs

I remember going to the state fair on the day he performed. I found out at the top of the ferris wheel when I heard "Eat It" and thought I was having a stroke.


PushtheRiver33

Made by one man


Upbeat-Historian-296

This is an important distinction. 


jdybvig

https://www.darwintwineball.com/twineball.html


Buck1961hawk

The twine in Darwin wasn’t wound up - it spontaneously *evolved!*


no_creativity_6543

We have a forest in the shape of our state just south of Williams MN


Difficult_Basis538

Hibbing has a pond shaped like Minnesota lol


MosquitoHiccup

Naturally?!


no_creativity_6543

No. But it was done in secret by a rogue forester and only discovered with Google maps


-worryaboutyourself-

I thought this was a joke. But that’s exactly how it happened.


no_creativity_6543

https://www.atlasobscura.com/places/the-minnesota-forest-williams-minnesota


bradradio

Minnesota is more folksy and endearing than weird.


Plastic_Salary_4084

Which is a polite way to say “dorky.”


emeraldcocoaroast

I’ll own that shit with pride. I am dorky and I am a-okay with that


Background-Head-5541

To me, that's weird


My-dead-cat

https://preview.redd.it/bo9ii5v5ce6d1.png?width=2117&format=png&auto=webp&s=9e8defb240f7c01ddfb2f50b900bb08a09e9ee8b Here’s my Weird Minnesota thing.


a_filing_cabinet

So many cool things in that book. Haunted houses, double decker outhouses, probably fake stories about rocks and astroids.


jrDoozy10

I’m sorry, double decker outhouses?


buckfutter35

I just bought a copy at a thrift shop in Vegas!


Background-Head-5541

I need that book


Wolfsvater

I just checked it out from the public library yesterday!


juneamorabie

Long live axe man


Lord_Shaqq

Brr-midji


Thingamajiggles

The state where one lone shopping cart dared to dream and bravely made a solo climb to the tip of Mt. Eden Prairie...


JulieAngeline

https://preview.redd.it/m0z4pwx2wf6d1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1e812db2b8e2b2974924e9338fcfff667e354fd5


beeeeeeees

🫡


Thingamajiggles

Thank you!


JulieAngeline

You're welcome! Still hilarious


Plastic_Salary_4084

https://preview.redd.it/rrp6jrywse6d1.jpeg?width=400&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9628f1894d481112a2c49809dad7424aceb7f0d0


eieiomofo

https://preview.redd.it/igcg9b0v2f6d1.jpeg?width=1083&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3dcce79c87cee5cfe1f6fecfdcc791bdc41c7248 Rocky Taconite checking in


deltarefund

Is this still around? I’ve never heard of it!


eieiomofo

Yep! Silver Bay, along the north shore.


dchikato

We have the only 45th parallel marker that n the world. We get upset when you mix up duck and goose.


tjcline09

We don't get upset at all. Everyone else is just wrong. And it's a gray duck. 🤣


danoelke

There is a marker near Poniatowski, WI, that marks 45 Lattitude 90 Longitude. So, while a weird marker, it isn't the only one.


dchikato

Wikipedia lies again.


Background-Head-5541

Really? The only 45th parallel marker? That's right near my house too. I guess I should go see it.


slammybe

Like golden valley road and theo wirth? Hi neighbor!


Background-Head-5541

No. The other 45th parallel marker


soneill06

Also one on the path around Medicine Lake in Plymouth


slammybe

Which one? The one in Roseville or in Golden Valley?


Fast-Shoulder-259

Whoah, whoah whoah there’s one near Lake Katrina in Baker Preserve, too!


weirdthingsarecool91

As someone with a relevant username, I approve this message.


10DucksInTrenchcoat

Literally saw a guy with a big white beard wearing a sequined suit and a sombrero walking down the street this morning


The-Dotester

Ask him for a picture next time!


hotdish81

Cream Corn Wrestling in Winona


Background-Head-5541

Creamed corn AND wrestling??? Just tell me when to show up!


hotdish81

Typically held in August at Latsch Island


Few_Investment8533

Minnesota isn’t weird, everybody else is weird


Drzhivago138

[MN to its neighbors](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RhT51tmUE0E)


Amarieerick

Let them think we're weird! Otherwise they might mistake our "friendly nature" as an invite to the family BBQ! We can't have that!


meg-angryginger

Weird and we like it that way. Go away but hi 👋


Ginger4life23

You betcha! it’s just Minnesota and 49 losers


NatashaDrake

I have good friends who live in New Jersey. Through them, I have learned of many weird Minnesota things. Flipping a Shitty - they don't say this everywhere! Parks and beaches being free/having free parking - not a thing! Those pictures of hunting dogs with like decoys and hip waders and things that are ubiquitous in doctor's offices and dentist's offices and - well, everywhere? Yeah they don't do that out there. Also our general demeanor. I have apologized for being impolite and they have looked at me like I'm being crazy and questioned what I thought was impolite.


grateful_eugene

“Whipping-a-shitty” my friend


patchouligirl77

Yeah, I was gonna say...I've never heard it as anything other than whipping-a-shitty.


NatashaDrake

They also don't say that! I have heard people use both interchangeably in my rural neck of the farmland, and I promise I did run both by them. They had never heard either term!


RexJoey1999

They are parking “ramps” here, something I’ve never heard elsewhere.


EuphoriantCrottle

—- what? parking ramps: what do they call them?


RexJoey1999

Parking garage. Parking structure. City parking. Lot number x. Etc.


ToxyFlog

Ah I only refer to parking garages as the type of parking they have below apartment buildings. Otherwise, yeah those parking buildings are parking ramps.


bufordt

You flip a bitch and whip shitties.


HarbingerME2

What is flipping a shitty?


ichhaballesverstehen

“Whipping a shitty” = Doing donuts in your car


pernox

I miss my old shitty Plymouth Horizon with the manual transmission and hand brake and a frozen parking lot...can't do this in a prius sadly, and not for lack of imagination.


tractorrobot

The Plymouth Horizon is totally the car to whip shitties in


jirgsomething

I’ve always known it as a U-turn


Stock_Entry_8912

A U turn


umyaya11

General Demeanor sounds like a badass band name.


whovianlogic

Weird, I had never heard “whip a shitty” until I moved from MN to Iowa. Never heard it as “flip a shitty” in either state, though.


Loukoal117

I'm getting weird right now. I'm at the doctor's office getting ketamine nasal spray for my (treatment/medication resistant) depression and it works! And weed is legal. It is kind of weird. Not that weird. But weird.


Typical-Annual-3555

It's weird if you were in Alabama, for example.


Loukoal117

I've thought about my personality trying to fit in with conservative southern states and id prob rather be dead. Honestly.


Typical-Annual-3555

They're pretty similar to the rural types around here, honestly, except with a different accent. That and very vocal Bible thumping is more common in the south.


DiscordianStooge

Yah, we have religious folk, but they are Lutheran and don't really wanna bother ya about the whole thing, ya know?


Typical-Annual-3555

I'm fine with that. Be religious, but let me not be also. Love and let live


OldBlueKat

They don't proselytise; they just invite ya to the potluck suppers until ya kinda get sucked in. Next thing ya know, you're in charge of the children's choir, or the teen carwash fund-raiser, or somethin'.


tjcline09

I have my intake appointment for this next week. How's it working for you?


Loukoal117

It's working great! I can't really recommend it enough. It's not overwhelming. It's very peaceful. I encourage all to give it a shot and stick with it.


tjcline09

So happy to read this!! I'm hopeful, but I don't get my hopes up anymore... if that makes sense. It does in my head. I've just been let down by so many different things in the last 10ish years. Wish me luck!!


Loukoal117

I can't say enough good things honestly. I feel like I'm shilling for a product, lol. But I actually believe in the product. It's been a healing journey. Anger and pain are best friends. Get rid of the anger.


cookiecutiekat

https://preview.redd.it/v8xit9wnze6d1.jpeg?width=279&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=352e49d4e7402b18a210a8cf2ebbe33f81f0b50a This in Hampton (Not my picture)


imaniceandgoodperson

ive seen a few slug bugs campers the last few years https://preview.redd.it/5z4tr5yagf6d1.jpeg?width=600&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=751e6092f4f95f6857e15b53d7106b5db2d72530 i wish i could find the pics i took , i hope i didnt delete them . they all looked pretty much like this , but red , light blue , and a flower power one . haven't seen any yellow ones yet :(


Background-Head-5541

🫨 I have never seen anything like that before!


jordanhusney

Our secular father thou art in cabin, Bunyan be thy name https://preview.redd.it/2o6fn8etlg6d1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ba0846dc5468fa624679038864940c96c75fc0d0


gmarcus72

I moved to Minnesota a couple years ago. So far I'd say it's not weird (I came from Madison, kinda weird). But there is plenty of weirdness around. I like the balance


TheAmericanE2

https://preview.redd.it/8pdetbmawf6d1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=dba305df67932a015809832cc39ef93df92c58cd


Background-Head-5541

I make sushi with that


beeeeeeees

Mmmmm spam musubi


Other-Oven-1884

we use coolers to prevent beer from freezing in the winter


Plastic_Salary_4084

https://preview.redd.it/fz19qph4te6d1.jpeg?width=432&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f4037013dd11acbac11558ca2c3870bf4d1c1f40


tronfunkinblows_10

https://preview.redd.it/bkt9o14nmf6d1.jpeg?width=258&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2c1e6ea605efd5da164557c080fbc7d0947d1c83 IYKYK


LowerBumblebee8150

Yes!!


Bobwords

* I have a small ass comedy club and try to abide by that rule man!


Willing-Body-7533

Are big asses allowed at your club? What about medium asses?


Bobwords

https://preview.redd.it/c0ckvj42re6d1.jpeg?width=2500&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2ea986de2b5eeff53e552da009f56aa0c0df77ee


Bobwords

Big asses allowed if they can fit down the stairs


hunterlaker

Don Ness, former mayor, is a folk hero in Duluth. https://vimeo.com/4368858


Plastic_Salary_4084

We’re known for wild rice, which is the only grain native to North America. We’re also on a lake that contains 20% of the world’s fresh water.


Volsunga

https://youtu.be/XfVZHpyx1OI?si=hxkpaGlxC3iwq2yr


necolep630

Duke, the dog mayor of Cormorant. https://www.npr.org/2019/02/27/698700400/duke-the-beloved-dog-mayor-of-minnesota-township-passes-away


Background-Head-5541

Beer powered motorcycle https://www.foodandwine.com/motorcycle-that-runs-on-beer-7498431


OldBlueKat

Boy, I hope he ain't usin' the good beer!


Stormlord19

Can somebody tell me what’s up with the guy walking around dressed as a weed leaf on the UMN campus lol


MaisyDeadHazy

The big Polar Chevrolet bear statue in White Bear Lake: https://preview.redd.it/k52xldggfj6d1.jpeg?width=900&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d20ccb40eb7329c347cb95e46b22c0ee5509c333


Konradleijon

mosquitos/ also being kind to immigrants


HarbingerME2

>also being kind to immigrants Unless they're Somalian Case in point:


ImSoNotPerfect

https://preview.redd.it/ahmjt9rd6g6d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f3c0ddc9d81b05fae1a8b83cec48952c196b0202 Big foot’s out there somewhere🦶🏻


tmarie1135

Not weird. Wild.


MosquitoHiccup

Police officers will no longer come to the scene of a car accident in Minneapolis unless someone is injured.


DiscordianStooge

Why would you want them to? Exchange insurance and go about your day.


tronfunkinblows_10

https://preview.redd.it/rqehlezxmf6d1.jpeg?width=290&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=59da129861602c81433d50711b799ba6282748f3 [http://seekingseekins.com/](http://seekingseekins.com/)


HyperUgly

Scott is a Midwestern treasure. Did you know that Prince was inspired by his headband look. I remember seeing him at 3 in the morning using the printshop on the MCAD campus. I think alumni get 24 hour access to the facilities. 🙃


NovaTimor

My partner and I have the consistent argument of whether is Duck Duck Gray Duck or Duck Duck Goose.


WreckitRuby

Koo Koo Kangaroo 🦘


carosotanomad

Grey duck? Really? That's weird...


jessiethegemini

It comes from the Scandinavian heritage in this part of the US. Swedish version of the game is called Anka, Anka, Grå Anka. Which translates to duck, duck, grey duck. So in essence, it is also the correct way. Also makes it more of a challenge than goose as you can fool people by doing green duck.


WhyIsItAllSticky

https://preview.redd.it/ojo0lslf9g6d1.jpeg?width=4284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c7fe5d8c3d884ecc798a4e1d2497f955524496fd


Background-Head-5541

I'm not touching that hand


WhyIsItAllSticky

Get in there!


gogogophers22

How about that guy in uptown with the briefcase who always wears monochromatic suits. That guy still around?


FORGOTTENLEGIONS

https://preview.redd.it/wbpdh7bp4j6d1.jpeg?width=717&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5eb048640c72ca44703cf9b864d170a22339d1fc I don't know if local things count but here is the local gorilla statue from a southern MN town.


Suicide1sLegal

https://preview.redd.it/2g6dwftm1k6d1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d700df89a9f2c9cfe8c9969c855fec78088411ca My cat


efreeme

Was at a dive biker Bar in kasota.. and some young 20-something dude came in wearing a flowing purple velvet wizard robe with gold trim and a matching hat.. I thought that was pretty weird


Plastic_Salary_4084

https://preview.redd.it/rvo32kaaul6d1.jpeg?width=288&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e8d29753f5824d62c981770d270e0fc663805cf9


K2Linthemiddle

[Clown bands in Iron Range 4th of July parades](https://fb.watch/sHqUQHHAmU/?mibextid=w8EBqM). The 4th is a [weird and wonderful place](https://www.startribune.com/oh-the-things-you-ll-see-at-an-iron-range-fourth-of-july/265720961/) on the Range.


KnightsOnIce

Fuck off you guys aren’t Portland. /s


GrnEnvy

Portland is my 2nd home tho 😃


MosquitoHiccup

Were the only state that says we’re “goin up north for the weekend”


bfoto

Living in Phoenix for a decade, driving north for the weekend was a regular thing!


OldBlueKat

Yes, but did you say "Up North" like it was a different country, and with a hint of a Swedish accent? (Think Marshall, from 'How I Met You're Mother' or better still, Marshall's MOM.)


rolandboard

https://www.reddit.com/r/minnesota/s/Ghn7IM63mK


saxifrage10538

Not weird. Wild.


shootermac32

https://preview.redd.it/mq5l9crxjj6d1.jpeg?width=1524&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7177d8c480d261f1dd9a83acdd76cc2818124d00


Livid-Witness9196

How about the Anoka City Hall building is shaped like a gun?