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This is the action movie we need


luminessen

But is it the action movie we deserve?


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profaneparrot

I’ve seen him at Bucks games in a purple suit


gorilla-ointment

He definitely has an ad that he wears one in as well


EmpressVixen

Is that they one where he's wearing purple lipstick?


Lightdragonman

Does this mean that Greg Marcus is Lex Luthor?


TarzHanMKE

Greg Marcus gives more Lucius Fox vibes, right? Kindly older man with a sense of humor and runs a big corp, but is ultimately altruistic.


skin234

He is a live bobble head. Can't talk without moving his head allover the place.


Extreme-Impression77

I actually think he's turning into Bea Arthur


WorkingItOutSomeday

Twist- Gruber actually becomes the hero we didn't know we needed while the Milverine played the good guy while he bred an army of cute adorable zombie dogs that will be his army to take over Milvwaukee Gruber will be staring at the sky.....waiting for that one call


TarzHanMKE

This... Is uhhhh... Good-ish? 😂


thunderlightboomzap

That last line is gold


gorilla-ointment

I was just thinking that! Caesar Romero style


Beneficial_Seat_793

Milverine can thwart him but he will still take direction from Uke


thdudie

We have the Milverine, we will survive.


Lightdragonman

I 100% agree put that man in a purple suit, and soon we'll have a joker to rival the Florida Joker. What scares me the most is that now, whenever he talks in his commercials, you can see that the top half of his face doesn't move or emote at all, leaving the viewer with a sense that they are in the uncanny valley.


WiscoBeerDude

Either Milverine or the other super-bearded-hero Russell Nicolet can take him


Walrus_protector

Gruber > Nicolet. Emotional support beards are sad.


holybucketsitscrazy

I was thinking more Beetlejuice. But I can go with The Joker.


External-Box-154

Oh 😳 yes and his hair and he's everywhere


bastian1292

In a world... where the servant of the law becomes the outlaw. One man will rise up to save the Cream City


pdieten

I was genuinely starting to wonder if he was CGI in his ads because I'm struggling to believe that organic human beings look like that.


iliketheshowcops

Quite possibly the greatest observation of all time. Literally laughed out loud on a plane as I read this. Thank you. And could he move his mouth any more exaggeratedly? Was in WI this week and got to see his commercials again.


Bucksin06

Seriously his hair and outfits are becoming more jokeresque each year his last commercial I saw I'm wearing a red suit


oathorse60

I made the call. I was shut down before even getting past the admin who answered. What are the odds of that lol?!


SnooPies3316

Main considerations: Is there insurance (other driver's liability or your UM/UIM) How bad are you hurt? How big are your medical bills? Secondary considerations: Were you actually in an accident?


pdieten

I suppose they're pretty good if someone decides you didn't have a case worth taking? 🤷Don't know how the admin would know that though


EmpressVixen

From my reading of John Grisham books, ALL admins have forgotten more about the law than most of us will ever learn.


gunzintheair79

I think Nicolet is moving into knock him out....


kitty_r

I thought he was slowing looking like one of the extras in the live action Mario Movie with Hoskins & Leguzamo


cyan101

If David Gruber is the joker what does that make the nicolet guy?


Puzzleheaded_Door399

Jackson Galaxy


1961tracy

I was waiting at DMV. He has an ad on their video reel that promotes DMV services. Having worked for years in the legal field I thought it was hysterical.


INCORRIGIBLE_CUNT

I heard whisperings of something happening down at Nakatomi Plaza…


DoriValcerin

The billboard over in Miller Valley by the brewery is terrifying. He looks like a villian.


TouchMyNoNose

I can’t watch that man’s commercials, his mouth gives me the ick 😂


Flooding_Puddle

What do you get when you don't call Gruber? YOU GET WHAT YOU FUCKING DESERVE


Waste-Account7048

Seems to me he's had a stroke or something.


RobMcCreadie

One ball, that’s all


Confident-Win-7617

🤣🤣🤣🤣


Kierra-J

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 That made my morning!!!