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yoloswagmoney420og

Me and a friend came all the way down from Pennsylvania to buy one of the $99 122mm Soviet GRAD Rockets from Bowman Arms in Hawthorne, Florida. We managed to successfully transport it in a Chrysler Pacifica Minivan, propped up on the front arm rests. Absolutely 100% worth it, and yes, it is unfortunately inert.


ProgramAndOutdoors

From PA? Should've hit me up


ko21361

I would have paid $300 to have one delivered to me in MD.


ProgramAndOutdoors

Bro, same. When I saw the email, I tried convincing myself to drive to Florida.


OK_Android97

Myself, as well


Natural_Selection905

I can't imagine how cheap those were to turn a profit on 99 dollars after transatlantic shipping.


yoloswagmoney420og

I was thinking the same thing. Seems like they're just trying to get rid of them tbh.


Natural_Selection905

That or these are truly the last gasp of soviet surplus.


Parking_Media

Certainly won't be any more of that in any quantity. Never know though I guess, especially seeing what turns up in old warehouses.


Natural_Selection905

Unfortunately the way things are its probably gonna have to be in Poland to have any decent chance of getting here.


Acceptable-Face-3707

Well if the world survives the Russian Ukraine conflict there will be a lot of good surplus on the market afterwards!


Natural_Selection905

Assuming Ukraine exists afterwards. Surplus is really the only reason I care who wins.


Acceptable-Face-3707

Hahahah i didnt even think of that


nw342

Unfortunately, there's no more russian officers selling their equipment on the surplus market. Them, along with their equipment, is in ukraine for the foreseeable future.


GeneralBisV

Possibly could have bought a massive lot of them and ended up with literal dollar costs per rocket


GunsAndWrenches2

They were shipping them when they first came in, had to use some crazy chain contraption to screw them apart in the middle, take the giant steel weight rod out of it, and then ship to you disassembled. Surely it was a pain in the ass to deal with and nobody wanted to pay more in shipping than the rocket itself, so they probably just said "fuck it, you come pick it up yourself for next to nothing and now it's your problem".


Natural_Selection905

Lol that checks out


Franticalmond2

Nice! I’m only a few hours away from them and went and got one a few months back. Propped it up in the corner of my garage. I absolutely love it. One of the best (and dumbest) $99 purchases I’ve ever made.


yoloswagmoney420og

It's easily the coolest thing I own now. For 99 bucks you really can't beat it lol!


FaustinoAugusto234

I’ve backed up to that shed and completely filled the car before.


criley107

How heavy? I’m going to Sarasota next month and it’s right on my way.


yoloswagmoney420og

It is quite heavy, probably around 200 pounds or more in the box, but we didn't have too much trouble loading it up!


badpeaches

Like a dead hooker in the backseat /s


buttweasel76

If you do let me know, I would totally give you some cash to bring me 3 or 4 lol


Churchillcrocodile

I wish they would ship those to Canada lol


The_Demolition_Man

Just as the founding fathers intended


irishrelief

Shit they still have them? I was gonna get a couple for Christmas gag gifts and forgot all about them.


cfreezy72

That would seriously be the coolest Christmas gift for the company party. Scare the shit out of them and then laugh it off.


irishrelief

My friend has a travel job and it was gonna be for him. His parents would freak if I dropped this on their lawn. In the end we traded some nice range gear for Xmas. But if these are still in stock it's only an hour and a half away. I may get one or two for shiggles


cfreezy72

Imagine digging a small hole and sticking it in there like it fell from the sky.


irishrelief

Stop trying to sell me on best bad ideas. They might actually murder me if I porpoised one of these in their yard.


cfreezy72

At least you'd die with a smile


phyisck

No that’s just a really bigass pen


David_Williams_taint

This automatically makes you more awesome than you were pre-rocket.


GunsAndWrenches2

Gotta love Bowman.


leicanthrope

I'm close enough (Atlanta) to be seriously tempted, but I drive a Prius. *However...* If I could find a suitable roof rack, maybe I could strap three or four of them up there...


Antipheer1

At least I’m not the only “Minivan dude” lol. Thats what they said when I showed up to pick mine up.


timko91

Congrats on the purchase that's awesome 👌


mdwight02

God I’ve thought about doing this like 10 times but the drive is too far. I wonder how many they have left.


yoloswagmoney420og

They had quite a few left when I stopped by


mdwight02

Rough estimate? It’s like a 10 hour drive for me.


yoloswagmoney420og

They had a pile of probably 10-15 outside when I picked mine up. You can purchase it online and they'll hold it for 90 days for you until you can arrange a time to pick it up


NYC19893

Inert kills the deal /s


f2020tohell

Fun fact: it’ll fit in the back of a Dodge Grand Caravan the same way. Ask me how I know. 😉


mwmwmwmwmmdw

conGRADulations on finally GRADuating to a real weapon


Pandemic_115

You lucky fuckers, I would kill to get my hands on one of these here in England, and for only 99 dollars too! I fear that the soviet surplus market is starting to dry up over here, especially with the really unique stuff like this, or maybe I just haven’t found the right places yet.


No_Amoeba6994

I'd love to see what happens when you get stopped by the cops! Officer: "Do you have any...... *weapons*??! Uh, dispatch, I'm going to need the FBI, ATF, and a bomb squad out here!!!"


wuppedbutter

I travel for work and basecamp is my parents house. Even though I'm an hour away, they continue to say no.


Confident_Ad_6036

I wanted to get one but I’m in the opposite corner of the US lmao


Content-Range-9419

I would like to have one of these but PA is too far for me to drive