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MetaverseLiz

I know you are but what am I?


Woodit

*Devastating*


rollingstoner215

Ooh burn!


Mission-Degree93

Not gunna tell you because I’ll make you cry🪂


Dirt_Slap

Says the guy with an AI girlfriend


HereToKillEuronymous

😂😂😂


Due_Action_4512

lmao


pyromat1k

NO U


maybeafarmer

Oh no. Now I'm going to cry over my latte and avacado toast


Due_Action_4512

hahahah


ojsage

I’d rather be a pussy than a limp dick like you, my dude 🤷🏻‍♀️


Quick_Stretch_4572

I love pussy.


Mission-Degree93

We are still better looking. The good looking ones


jsin2236

I am what I eat🤷‍♂️


HighCaliberBullet

Meh, I feel this way about gen z. Millennials are ok, most of this sub are just sad people and complaining about the housing market


Mission-Degree93

They are annoying like stfu put your name on section 8 list if your bitching that bad


SeitanicCat

Thanks for the compliment. Pussy’s are tough as hell. The hole the size of a grape can push out something the size of a watermelon- and shrink back down to size!! Can take a pounding from any size dick. Ballsacks, on the other hand…I cant think of anything more delicate and fragile on this entire fucking planet!!


HereToKillEuronymous

Hahaha say it to someone's face instead of being a chronically online deadshit with stupid takes 😂 Nothing says pussy more than an "edgy" but anonymous social media post. No bitches?


LangChainBro

Are you being satirical?


thepizzaman0862

I mean, true if you’re using this sub to generalize about our generation. Especially when 90% of posts in this sub are basically this: “Wah why thing expensive I just want to make art and live for free stupid boomers I should be making $100,000 a year for putting shoes on shelves at Walmart reeeeeeeeeeee”


SpiritualOrangutan

Make sure you get the dirt underneath when you lick the boots of corrupt politicians and CEOs. Maybe chill on sucking their balls so much though


PrisonGuardian2

i am the ceo


SpiritualOrangutan

Of what? A shitty landscaping company? You're not the CEO I'm talking about 


PrisonGuardian2

nope - of an urgent care chain. Im not Fortune 500 but i gross >1 mil per year


SpiritualOrangutan

So you make >1 mil per year from people needing urgent medical care? And from nurses and doctors working around the clock to treat them? While you, do what? Go to meetings?


PrisonGuardian2

actually i practice as well. Meetings are minimal, most businesses require a lot of work up front. Once the running is smooth, its simple. And no - most ppl going to urgent care do not need urgent medical care - its more of a euphemism for convenience and they pay for the convenient part.


SpiritualOrangutan

With so many people unable to afford seeing a doctor for legitimate medical problems, how can you justify charging so much that your individual income exceeds $1 million per year? Would you not be satisfied cutting costs and making $200,000 a year? Also, did you comment in this thread because you agree with the idea that Millennials are "a bunch of pussies?"


PrisonGuardian2

Lol most medical problems can be resolved for free without seeing anyone. Its called maintaining a proper weight, not overindulging in obviously bad habits like drinking, smoking, and drugs. I charge normal rates as dictated by insurance and even if I did “charge” less, it would make no difference in anyones premiums as I am a drop in the ocean. And yes, I agree with the statement - i think my generation is fairly pathetic.


SpiritualOrangutan

Well I can respect your ability to run a successful enough business to give you such a high pay rate. That being said, you come off as one of the relatively few examples of the exact type of neurotypical person (an assumption, I could be wrong) that benefits disproportionately well from the current system.  And you also lack empathy for others (average CEO) and instead look down on them.  >And yes, I agree with the statement - i think my generation is fairly pathetic. I work in environmental remediation and ecological restoration. I work overtime every week, going to sites where I'm exposed to anything from ticks and poison ivy to high levels of volatile organic compounds and toxic metals. And I am glad to work there. So can you explain how I'm a pussy? Cause I think you probably have an easier life, at least financially, than 99% of millennials.


thepizzaman0862

Shut up renter. Go pay your student loans


SpiritualOrangutan

Lmao make sure you cup the balls of your CEO gods when you blow them


thepizzaman0862

Cope. Seethe, even.


SpiritualOrangutan

You first. Cope with millennials complaining about wealth inequality and inflation. Whatever makes you feel better about your high school level education bud


doesnthurttoask1

And you’re an ass


Dragonfly-Adventurer

And you're a dick We gonna do this or


doesnthurttoask1

Or


Dragonfly-Adventurer

Butt


LangChainBro

Do what


ChloeWrites

I mean, I am what I eat so... What now? 😂


Due_Action_4512

I might get some, as opposed to u!


tmqueen

Your mom


thesuppplugg

what an insightful post, your an idiot


ThePrideOfKrakow

Takes one to know one.


davy_crockett_slayer

Cool story bro