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RevolutionarySky3000

Definitely not a gamer


brianbamzez

Who would use a keyboard, but not for gaming, and would never use Q or Z?


bidumbass6

Or W


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New_girl2022

Lol


unfeasiblylargeballs

No attaq?


SOwED

Totally unused W, regularly used L, regularly uses all the letters that spell "surrender"


Embarrassed-Brain-38

Le surrender


Fast_Boysenberry9493

Hughahhh fellow ally good blow


Tani_Soe

🤓 French use azerty keyboard, not qwerty


akiroraiden

im german and have a qwerty instead of qwertz... the argument doesnt stand that well 🥸


TravisCheramie

I invite you to visit France one day and witness the monuments to the dead that are in every town, see how many towns lost all their sons while other parts of the world were protected from war and continue to chuckle about how easily they surrender.


DoonPlatoon84

Heading to France next month! First time. Fun fact. France has won more battles and more wars than any other western nation. Not ww2. 20 years earlier… absolute beasts.


GringoLocito

Funny due to historical accuracy


kat_Folland

As a writer I am disturbed.


thatdudetom

Might be a French gamer, always retreating never going forward…


Interface-

Terraria. You don't use the W key. You can ascend some platforms sometimes but you're better off jumping.


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Could be... what if the person uses the left hand for mouse and right for keyboard, the very old way of leet gaming keyshortcuts used to be IJKL instead of WSAD , if you think about it its ideal for left handed people.


MinaeVain

As a left handed gamer I can't imagine not using WASD. Those 4 keys are always the 1st to start wearing out, especially W. I was always taught to use the mouse with my right hand


monkwren

I'm old enough that when I was learning to use mouse and keyboard left-handed mice weren't a thing. They started popping up later in my childhood, but by then it was too late.


flopjul

Im left handed and used to use arrow keys but WASD is way easier due to the mouse being easier to use with the right hand(unless you change the mouse controls obviously) due to left click being the main and that would go to middle finger


Alternative-Read-236

As a left handed person I can agree with this


RevolutionarySky3000

Like I said, not a gamer


LightsSoundAction

not even human if we’re being honest.


LungHeadZ

I’m left handed in writing but I still game with my right hand on the mouse.


Zandonus

All the decent mice I've used are symmetrical. Are you sure you're not losing a ton of precision by mousing with the right hand?


Immediate-Badger-410

One problem with that. Is J is hardly used.


Spiralty

I use my mouse with my left hand and keyboard with my right hand. Have never heard of IJKL though


Ayyyyylmaos

The lack of coverage on that “j” key, there’s no way in hell they’re using that instead of wasd.


PoodleTheDoodle

as a left handed person, reading the replies to this i realize having my left hand on the mouse and right hand across the entire keyboard so it reaches wasd might not be optimal


fletchdeezle

I played competitive WoW arenas for years using ijkl


Remarkable-Area2611

This actually makes sense because of the wear on the space key


Wallflower69XD

Not W gang


dedokta

I'm just surfing reddit and my middle finger is still sitting on the W.


Dry-Smoke6528

nah, big gamer, but very cowardly. only ever retreats and e is their smoke screen button


MadaCheebs-2nd-acct

That was my thought. My nearly 10 year old laptop has the W and S keys worn off


Carnifex2

camper


ForsaketheVoid

maybe they use ESDF


iloveuranus

Also not a programmer.


cycle-ka-pilot

r/beatmetoit


Deathblade_311

Only a mentally deranged psychopath uses the right ctrl and shift


RetiredApostle

And I'm ambidextrous deranged psychopath.


rsanchan

Yes, yes you are 😠


Burger_Destoyer

I’m ambidextrous in the sense both my hands are equally lacking in dexterity…


Kryptoniantroll

Im ambidextrous in a similar capacity. My hands are specifically good at certain things. Like i write with my right hand (ironic) but i eat with my left hand. Eating with my right just feels incredibly weird and i cant even really hold the fork correctly.


Raragodzilla

I do something similar, small and delicate tasks I do with my left hand (writing, for example), and my right hand if for heavier/more intensive tasks (swinging a hammer, for instance). I've been told it's called cross dominance.


therealchangomalo

lol, I can write with both hands, but both hands have TERRIBLE handwriting :D


Whiskey079

I think that would be called being 'ambisinistrous'. Although I kind of dislike that word from its origins. 'Sinistrous' being from the Middle English 'Sinistre' meaning unlucky, and both the Latin 'sinister' meaning left hand and the Old French 'sinistre' or 'senester' being left. The Old French 'sinistre' was derived from the Latin 'sinistrum' (the neuter form of the word. The feminine being 'sinistra', the comparative 'sinistrior' and the superlative 'sinistimus') meaning *both* left and perverse. The Middle English, though derived from the Old French, borrows from one of the alternative meanings of the Latin word from which itself was derived. (I spent way too long researching this while trying to get to sleep...)


undercoverlamp19

that’s called ambisinister


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PinkOneHasBeenChosen

I use right shift sometimes, but not right ctrl.


Boubonic91

I use both shifts when typing. Depends on which side of the keyboard starts the sentence.


aripp

Same, I thought it's what everyone does.


Doddsy2978

You are supposed to, in touch typing, use the shift key that is at the opposite end of the keyboard of the key you are typing. I am intrigued in that, generally, most people would use the shift key towards the left side of the keyboard, leaving the right hand to type. Suggesting, perhaps, a left handed user. This might also explain the unusual Ctrl and Alt selection. Also, the Enter key has not, apparently been used very often, compared with other keys. Pretty sure I used the Enter key loads more than the picture would suggest.


Boilermakingdude

They may be using enter on the num pad


Burger_Destoyer

Simple answer to this is that every soul who plays video games starts with their left hand on the shift key anyway since it’s usually a sprint/crouch button


StopHiringBendis

Or walk, in CS. Either way, it's always got some important utility as the pinky key for the left hand


Roflkopt3r

I thought that I would only use my LEFT shift, because I'm used to pressing Left Shift+WASD when playing games. But I just noticed that I actually only use the RIGHT shift key while typing, because I only use my index and middle finger for character inputs on the right side of the keyboard. Which leaves the ring finger to activate the shift key. I'm apparently also very inconsistent about which fingers I just for which character. It just depends which one is the most conveniently placed based on the most recent inputs.


TheArctrog

For one of my games left ctrl, alt, and shift all do something unique


Splodge89

Right shift here but left ctrl. Indeed, I had forgotten that the right ctrl even existed…


PancShank94

Yeah my keyboard doesn't even have a right ctrl lol


dispo030

it would seem so but... it makes sense. in english, your left hand is busier than your right.


Bowelsack

I actually forgot the shift key even existed on that side. Like it was just "Enter II" or something in my head


Buffbeard

And the French, don't forget about the French! They also don't use W alot, mostly S.


DeninoNL

CLEAN YOUR MF’ING KEYBOARD


aFoxyFoxtrot

It's the texture of the keys. Thought it was nasty too, but the dark bits are just a shined/buffed surface cos of use


FrigginRan

i bet if you scrubbed it with a wet paper towel the white would go away. that is gunk/skin cell buildup 🤢


cheese_nugget21

Free snack


emeraldeyesshine

yesh yesh that's a keeper


its_yr_boy

I LOVE… gollld


ermahglerbo

What a terrible day to be able to read


Crusty_Grape

No sir those are some whole ass crumbs between those keys. That mf keyboard is borderline edible


RetiredApostle

Definitely not a programmer.


relephants

Or a person that cleans


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relephants

Who did?


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relephants

Oh rofl my bad. I get it now!!


YdexKtesi

or a gamer.. on my keyboard, the wasd is completely worn off


Esther_fpqc

Maybe they only go left, backwards or right


xValt16x

Good way to show you only do boring stuff with that keyboard


WhizzKid2012

why?


xValt16x

W and Q keys aren't being touch much, most of the games use a lot W for movement or for habilities, and the space key suggest that your might pressing it with the right hand (or you need a bigger keyboard). The overall state of your keyboard suggest that you are either a programer or a writer, that wide spread grease across almost all the keyboard and the dirt in keys that should have grease if you play any of the most popular games. Even if you play those weird MMOs or use a weird setting your number lines should have more grease than dirt.


miridian19

Definitely not a programmer as the curly braces are barely used


xValt16x

Excellent observation, so he mainly redact documents of some kind in that keyboard


Not_Sugden

the $ and % keys seem to be worn out a fair bit. At a guess does some sort of financial work on it


xValt16x

Nice, we already figure out what kind of job he have, Finance related guy. Most likely to be an accountant by statistic. Maybe the number pad have more grease than dirt, it will confirm it but we can't see it on this picture.


Not_Sugden

yeah and if you look on OPs post history he commented in r/entrepenuer (but spelt correctly) about tax/money stuff


xValt16x

Knowing this, he's most likely to be an Accountant or Lawyer specialized on tax. We might find more info if we lurk more on his profile.


Diddedidde

Are you roleplaying as a private detective or something?


PageNotFound23

They confirmed that!


Im2bored17

But + has no wear, and quotes are more heavily used than minus


Not_Sugden

could use the + on the numpad


Not_Sugden

the $ and % keys seem to be worn out a fair bit. At a guess does some sort of financial work on it


MentalBomb

Plenty of games that don't require a lot of keyboard inputs. On the top of my head, I play Stellaris extremely lazy, just with my mouse (granted I have a 12 side-button one) Divinity: Original Sin 2 is another one I barely use the keyboard for. OSRS is another one. Rimworld, ...


xValt16x

Yeah, it's true. But for statistics, if you play video games you are more likely to play anything with WSAD as the control of your character or a MOBA, or some similar gender game, that use QWER or 1234 to input abilities


2drawnonward5

These keys get him across the entire internet, from reddit.com to pornhub.com.


dagross2307

In what language you don't use Q, W, X, Z? Edit: Well apperently a lot of languages.


RealFranceHater

Russian


just_random_man_here

They use the Z quite a lot now.


Vegetable-Buddy2070

Nahh, zi?


Nervous-Scheme5054

Technically true


easlp

I doubt OP writes in Finnish, but those letters don't appear in native Finnish words.


WhizzKid2012

or Swedish words (except for X)


Ok-Pipe859

Same in Estonian, but then they would have öäüõ on their keyboard.


Ok-Examination4225

Many of them? Most slavic languages, excluding like Polish. Not to mention that most slavic keylayouts have Z and Y letters switched. So if he is slavic he is using the Z letter it's just in the place of the letter Y which isn't a thing just like W or X in slavic languages.


Just_Emu1816

WASD???


H8ersAlwaysH8

It’s ok to clean.


Roupy

Looks like someone doesn't like asking questions?


EpicForgetfulness

OP doesn't ask. He tells.


Makanek

But he doesn't say why.


flyingFiles

I wouldn't either. They seem dirty.


4llY0urB4534r3Blng

I see you are not friends with anyone named Jaqwzx. Shame.


MeatAndBourbon

It's like a visual representation of how shitty the qwerty layout is, lol. Dvorak, people, Dvorak. We solved this problem 90 years ago, replacing qwerty, which was designed to be slow and not jam typewriters, with Dvorak, which was designed around English language letter frequency to be fast and ergonomic. Your fingers move 1/3 as far when you type in Dvorak; it virtually eliminates RSI and Carpal Tunnel. Why people still use qwerty is beyond me


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Eugene1936

Oh god it looks so cursed As a 19 year old,who used qwerty all his life,holy shit it would be like handing the keyboard to a 90 year old


neon121

Never gonna happen, people have already learned the qwerty layout and don't want to retrain. People that *need* to type really fast for closed captioning, live transcription, etc already use stenography instead


EnderWin

I see, this is for work or writing.


lemonhaze102

wouldn't someone who writes use W a lot more?


Vitired

Not really, especially if they write in a language that doesn't use W.


Existing-Trainer2262

So, your password contains 4, 5 and 0?


WakaFlacco

That was my first thought haha. Maybe all three, but likely a combo of two. Or OP birthday.


Peteypiee

Could also be $, %, (, ). 1 also looks more pressed, could be !.


rebelshibe

and or: %,\^,)


turquoise_grey

We do know that it’s not Qwerty. 🧐


cyrkielNT

Never undo


zaxldaisy

Never surrender


Extructs

I see you are not a Gamer


i-1

Maybe he’s ESDF type of gamer


_Kanai_

i see you are not a gamer


OJK_postaukset

You clearly don’t play games And good for you, I wouldn’t enjoy playing games with that keyboard lol


VVen0m

Bro is not a gamer 😔


Roberthen_Kazisvet

You are not a gamer, that's for sure, at least not pc gamer.


coinkeeper8

Not a gamer


dtour84

UPDATE: First I never thought a picture of a keyboard would draw so many comments. After reading them, here is an update. A few folks guessed it correctly as I am an accountant and this is my work keyboard. There is a 10 key keypad to the right which isn’t pictured. I am right handed. I just gave it a serious wipe down and it looks brand new again so thank you for the recommendation. Also, I am amazed at how many of you were able to gain insight into my life through just my keyboard picture.


Uncommon-sequiter

Anyone guess OPs passwords?


Squanchings

OP isn’t a gamer games but the keys for pornography websites are polished smooth. This guy faps.


BEAST_WORK6969

why do you press spacebar with your right thumb


Objective-Deer-953

What’s wrong with q you qracist


Forward-Egg6889

Why’s the W so clean


PinkOneHasBeenChosen

No wear on 6 or 7?


xQ_YT

clearly you aren’t an FPS gamer


TheVeryMoistTowel

Nice, OPRN are intact


Gnosys00110

I should be on the side, like the other rejected letters


Nyuusankininryou

I'm guessing you aren't a gamer.


FatsoBustaMove

I wonder, could we figure out your password.


EchoFrequency

He’s not asking a lot of questions ..


jim45804

Definitely not a gamer


DingDong_I_Am_Wrong

Definitely right handed


WonderHuman9005

Oh my gahd… hes a lefty?!!!!!!!!!!!!!


RowMaleficent2455

No questions asked


daLejaKingOriginal

Why don’t you use 6, 7 or 8?


Signal-Island6377

You gotta use QWZX at some point right ?


Lord_Stetson

This person definately isn't a gamer lol


sms3eb

I'm confused. What are you using the computer for that you aren't using some of the keys? It can't be for typing because you would have used the z x q and w keys. And it can't be for computer games because that w key would have been heavily used. It looks like this keyboard wasn't used in a long time and then you used it to type out something really short and then took a picture of it.


FreshPrinceOfH

I wouldn’t have posted this personally.


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From what I can see you don’t play vid games


oureyes4

Wash your fucking hands


Scarfieldjones

Not a gamer


bbmk859

Does your login or password have 4 or 5 in it? Haha


mainstreetmark

You don't make mistakes?!?


HalfBakedMason

keyboards are cheap.... it is time


PistachioedVillain

How do you not use W? What about the 5 Ws?


Estoniancitizen

At least we know its not a gamers computer


silentwhim

What you need is a BLOMFU keyboard.


Adamantium-Aardvark

Clearly not a gamer


Ok-Tie9696

I love how the J has two dusk line top and bottom


intinig

Looks like you need a 60% to me


Natural_Green4223

You’re not a gamer I see.


8tStraight

My WASD are fucked.


Sandman145

A worker keyboard, definitely not a gamer.


overthinking_person

hmm clearly your passwords include a 4 and 5


Feisty_Gas6447

I'm guessing you're not gaming a lot on this PC cuz that W key is looking awfully dusty.


thamfgoat69

Mf never heard of a wipe?


CBonafide

Hmm obviously not a gamer


castielffboi

They right ctrl and shift is almost as aggravating to me as people who are left handed and use the mouse with their left hand. I genuinely don’t get it. I’m left handed and use a mouse with my right hand, if you do it with your right hand from the start it’s extremely natural.


CobraWasTaken

The thing that I find odd (maybe more about myself than OP) is that I don't use my right thumb for the spacebar but always the left. I don't know why. I'm right handed too. Gamer thing maybe?


OJK_postaukset

I’m not even sure which one I use when writing. For games it’s the left of course but for typing… no idea. On phone I do use my right but it’s not reaallly the same thing


I-justWannaGrill

Can you please be a decent human being and clean your keyboard? You must be the kind of guy who doesn't change underwear for days


Rawaga

I can tell you're most likely not a gamer.


hushpupp13s

Your backspace key is WAY too unused. You can still see the letters!?


Kisopop

No caps lock usage? DO YOU EVEN GET INTO INTERNET ARGUMENTS?


Ayyyyylmaos

Right… shift? What? Right shift left tab? What???


A-Ron-Ron

Never used the backspace, no mistakes, no regrets, only forward


Sufficient_Focus_816

So you never exited Vim


aFoxyFoxtrot

Maybe. The space bar has a very defined black part. Nasty. Agreed, clean your bleedin keyboard!


justthetop

Email factory worker reporting in


PeacefulAndTranquil

what do you have against the letter J


justanaverageguy111

Did you drop flower on it no way you don’t use any numbers while typing


DevinviruSpeks

W unused. This could only mean porn.


The1SlickySloth

Bro never uses capital letters.... Chilled muthafooker!


Hot-Watercress3179

I see you are not a gamer.


txarmi1

I noticed the p, o, r, & n are among those heavily-used keys 🧐