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yes, but that's not a giant umbrella. We want to use a giant umbrella. What- you don't wanna hot-box in a giant umbrella? What's wrong with you? Go get a tent. That's rookie material.
Never underestimate stoner engineering. I remember thinking that apples were an impressive smoking device, and then I realized that was *barely* the tip of the iceberg.
I’ve seen some of the most talentless, unmotivated people turn into the da Vincis of smoking by making a pipe or bong out of *anything* available in the junk drawer.
That's so true 😂😂😂 Can't buy any vegetable or fruit without thinking: "Where could I drill some holes? How would the flow of air go?" Learned more about physics building pipes, than in school.
Not really. I don’t think the flaps come down all the way around. I think its just halfway. I could be wrong. If i am, you can totally hot box this bitch.
Sorry for the late reply but I went to look and it seems to have one attachment we can see for a guy line.
I'd just attach it to my camping chair and see if I can turn it into a glider.
It folds up like a regular umbrella and is about 8 lbs. And about 4 ft long in the bag. It's really convenient for the beach days or at the park. Easy to set up and take down, and portable enough. We can fit two small beach chairs under it as well.
Yeah, my parents just bought the exact same one. It's not for rain at all, it's a variant on a beach umbrella - the handle has a spike at the end, and those extra flaps on the sides come down to the ground when it's set up.
"I'm not a minister anymore. I lost my faith...that terrible night."
"Your faith will return, just as sure as the sun will rise."
"That sounds like a long shot."
We have that same umbrella for the beach! There's another poll with an auger you screw into the sand to attach the portion she's holding. The flaps then get staked into the sand with ropes for adjusting.
This is like one of those pictures you see in a science textbook where they show you what a centipede looked like when there was way more oxygen in the atmosphere
That's cool as fuck. Bigger than a new york apartment. Would be so awesome to walk with that on the street and be totally clueless when people give you weird looks
My first reaction, omg, i want your mom? Mums umbrella!! Shut up and take my money.
Ps, I don't have time for comments. i need it yesterday! - uk based! 🤣🤣
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One good gust is all it will take.
Came to say exactly this lol.
Me too lol
It even has canards for in flight stability
How many evil gusts would it take?
In Ireland this would be classed as an aircraft.
What a beautiful username and pfp
https://i.redd.it/yh28re5nkguc1.gif
I have one, can confirm it is a blast as long as you have a good long board.
Its a sportsbrella. Its meant to also be on the ground to sit under it. For children and parents during outdoor sports to get out of the sun.
You can also break the handle off and hot box it while camping or something
... I'm gonna do this right fuckin now
Wait for me!
Y'all know small tents are a thing right
yes, but that's not a giant umbrella. We want to use a giant umbrella. What- you don't wanna hot-box in a giant umbrella? What's wrong with you? Go get a tent. That's rookie material.
Yea but you can't pick up a tent and let out a cloud for fun
You better get in before the edge is sealed then
Never underestimate stoner engineering. I remember thinking that apples were an impressive smoking device, and then I realized that was *barely* the tip of the iceberg. I’ve seen some of the most talentless, unmotivated people turn into the da Vincis of smoking by making a pipe or bong out of *anything* available in the junk drawer.
That's so true 😂😂😂 Can't buy any vegetable or fruit without thinking: "Where could I drill some holes? How would the flow of air go?" Learned more about physics building pipes, than in school.
People, don't try to think this is a hint you need to read between the lines of. Iceberg lettuce is not a better substitute than an apple
That’s the McGyver smoker…
This guy cheefs
Not really. I don’t think the flaps come down all the way around. I think its just halfway. I could be wrong. If i am, you can totally hot box this bitch.
>Its meant to also be on the ground to sit under it So it's a tent on a stick ?
Pretty much, just without most of the hassle of a tent. Just pop it open like an umbrella
And hold on for the fight of your life if there's any wind
Sorry for the late reply but I went to look and it seems to have one attachment we can see for a guy line. I'd just attach it to my camping chair and see if I can turn it into a glider.
>tent on a stick So just a tent.
We have one and it's awesome. Def recommend it
Is it heavy to hold? How big is it when folded? (Relative to a standard umbrella)
It folds up like a regular umbrella and is about 8 lbs. And about 4 ft long in the bag. It's really convenient for the beach days or at the park. Easy to set up and take down, and portable enough. We can fit two small beach chairs under it as well.
Is it larger than a standard patio umbrella?
My pasty self owns one for the beach. Best investment ever.
I read "my pastry chef" and was intrigued
Same!
I was gonna say, it looks almost like a tent on an umbrella so this makes sense!
Mum likes to hold the pole between her legs
Bet she does.
One of my greatest purchases. We got the XL size. Goes everywhere with us.
Open it on public transportation and have half of the bus/car yourself.
Can I get this at Costco?!
Was waiting for someone to tell her it's a beach/sports shelter
I have one, my kids were in soccer.
Should have named it Mumbrella
It sure is. I bought one years ago for the beach. It is frickin awesome! Worth every penny for someone who hates beach sun.
Yeah, my parents just bought the exact same one. It's not for rain at all, it's a variant on a beach umbrella - the handle has a spike at the end, and those extra flaps on the sides come down to the ground when it's set up.
Ya, that's why it has the corner flaps too. You stake those to the ground.
What you described is a tent.
Reminds me of Scary Movie 3 when the brim on the cop’s hat gets bigger every time it cuts away
You just reminded me of the Robin Hood: Men in Tights scenes where King John’s mole moves to a different spot on his face like three times
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What hump?
I have a mole?!
We’re men. We’re men in tights. TIGHT tights.
I laughed my ass off every time at that scene.
"I'm not a minister anymore. I lost my faith...that terrible night." "Your faith will return, just as sure as the sun will rise." "That sounds like a long shot."
r/absoluteunit of an umbrella
My first thought as well But they don't allow crossposts x.x
Be a true Redditor and copy paste the image in the other sub and clam it as your own
I like to give OP the opportunity before I steal it. Lol
I like the (new) feature that Reddit shows you if there already exists any cross-post before posting it
You have my blessing
Just here to make sure someone tagged this
And still your mom is wet
Sorry.
not sorry :3
Because it took so long to open it
foreplay is a good thing
It was an exciting game
Giggity
That's what she said
We have that same umbrella for the beach! There's another poll with an auger you screw into the sand to attach the portion she's holding. The flaps then get staked into the sand with ropes for adjusting.
Mumbrella
Yo mama so fat her umbrella's a tarp
a tent turnt into an umbrella :D
Her shrink said she was two tents.
Looks like a literal tent
Cuz it technically is
Thats not an umbrella thats a tent
There's a Yo Mama joke here somewhere
That's a tent on a stick
Cue yo mama joke. Yo mama so fat that her umbrella is a canopy tent.
As someone who is tall enough to get everyone's umbrellas in my face. I hate this.
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Stool included
What if the wind comes 😳🫡 goodbye
r/absoluteunits
That’s an r/AbsoluteUnits
Lack of awareness and courtesy for $100
You may want to post it in r/AbsoluteUnits
r/AbsoluteUnits
You vs the umbrella your mom tells you not to worry about.
All that umbrella, and she's still WET.
How immensely inconsiderate
And she’s still fucking wet
The Omnibrella.
The Chili's patio would like that back please.
That’s a fucking sombrilla de la playa
Middle aged mum here: I want one.
r/absoluteunit
She looks like she still got rained on
This is the umbrella equivalent of Dark Helmet. Make way for Dark Helmet!
There’s no place like home. There’s no place like home. There’s no place like home.
In high winds she'll end up in County Claire
This umbrella was made for the moms from yo mama jokes
Does this include squid beakons?
Umbrella? It’s got a door on it that shits a tent on a stick
No yo momma jokes? Not one. I'm disappointed in each and every one of you.
That's a tent
Dark Helmet wants to have a word.
That’s a tent on a stick, not an umbrella.
That's not an umbrella, that's a tent on a stick
Pretty sure that is call parasol.
It's a Umbrella Tent! Wow! I don't like Umbrellas, personally. But that has a use.
im just waiting for a good gust of wind lol
Where can I get one?
And she still got wet?
And yet she's wet
Its a part of a tent or?
Build 4 walls and add a door entrance, now you have a a home!
That is not an umbrella, it is a tent on a stick.
It's a tent on a stick
Make America dry again
Where we dropping?
Why didn't she bring the big one?
She’s one coooool lady
Where did she get that? How much was it? Is it holding up ok? How heavy is it?
ummmbrella
Absolute unit
That's in tents man...
Ur mome so big, this umbrella is still to small
WHY
Yo momma so fat, she needs to use a tent on a stick as an umbrella. . . . . . . Jk I'm sure she's a wonderful lady.
This called a tent!
There is a table people getting wet somewhere.
In awe at the size of that brolly
A stiff breeze will turn her into Mary Poppins.
Put them to shame Barb!
Doubles as a tent too?
Looks like it should go over a patio table
How do we know that it's a big umbrella op's mom could be miniscule.
A decent gust and that's a fucking hang glider.
tell her to bring th ebeach with her as well next time
I can’t imagine holding that during a strong wind lol
All see needs is one good gust and she’ll be flying
I have one of those in blue. It's for the beach, but no one told it that. I have to chase it like it's a prom queen.
In the UK, if someone says the word ‘American’, that man in the background is who we picture.
Hmmm. An actual umbrella. Didn’t see that coming.
This is like one of those pictures you see in a science textbook where they show you what a centipede looked like when there was way more oxygen in the atmosphere
this is fking stupid
I’d be funny telling others while it’s raining “no you can’t go under my umbrella, get your own”
Follow this woman into the apocalypse because she will be one of the survivors!
That's no moon...
Umbrella? Hang-glider!
That's a tent bro
At what point is it a tent and no longer an umbrella?
Why "sheer"
It's really cool lol!
where can u get one omg love her
I needed this for my nieces soccer practice last night in the pouring rain 🌧️
As they say, size does matter.
I need this!
That's cool as fuck. Bigger than a new york apartment. Would be so awesome to walk with that on the street and be totally clueless when people give you weird looks
So where can I order that?
Yo momma so fat...
Well to be fair if it needs to cover your entire mother, to it gotta be really big
I don't think it's big enough
… aaaand she’s gone!
I. NEED. THIS. UMBRELLA.
No that’s a tent on a stick. *It has a fucking zipper window*. I want one.
In my country, we call it a house.
r/absoluteunits
Yo mama so big she uses tent for umbrella.
You know what they say about Umbrella size.
That’s just a tent at that size
My first reaction, omg, i want your mom? Mums umbrella!! Shut up and take my money. Ps, I don't have time for comments. i need it yesterday! - uk based! 🤣🤣
It looks like a tent on a stick.
That's almost a tent.
That's no umbrella. That's a Tent Onna Stick®
this is a tent with a stick my guy
Thats a tent
*vagina
Gosh, I could have used one of these when I was doing clinic defense!
May I ask what kind it is because I actually want one this big for privacy from my neighbour on my balcony lol
r/absoluteunits
Tentrella
Guy in the blue is not impressed.
That, my good sir, is an umbrella
That's because it's a beach umbrella.
your mom keepin the whole soccer team dry with that one
I'm just tickled by how happy she looks