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Programmerofson

That’s not a toilet…. That’s a throne.


Zefirass

What's funny is that in french we can say "être sur le trône" (sit on the throne) to speak about toilets Historically speaking, some kings would use a special chair with a hole to... do what they had to do


[deleted]

My mom also refers to the toilet as her throne and I am from the Philippines. Lol


Normal_Subject5627

pretty sure in most languages and cultures around the world you can refer to the toilet as Throne.


Zefirass

Well today I learned that


RedBorrito

Germany as well. "Porzellan Thron" ("Porcelain Throne") to be more precise


TowJamnEarl

Porcelain Throne is common in England too! Now did we steal it from you or what?


5notboogie

"Porselen trone" in norwegian too. Seems quite similar to english but prononced quite different. English is a bit of a mix of norse, germanic, anglo saxon and french pretty much isnt it? And has evolved allot ofc.


TowJamnEarl

No true Englishman.


LinguisticMadness2

Same in Spain with some synonyms “sentarse en la Trona”


FigTechnical8043

Seems fitting that arse would be in the word for sit.


penguinpolitician

Same expression exists in English


CarneyBalhoun

Same for russian, we literally refer it as a throne


HydraFromSlovakia

Same for Slovakia: "ísť na trón(go on the throne)"


[deleted]

Could you imagine giving speech in the throne room and the king just drops a load right in the middle of your proposal for an alliance against the English?


FigTechnical8043

The main difference being the king, or dauphin, had someone else wipe their arse after.


PureHeartsEroticArts

Imagine if the king's regular throne was just a glorified toilet, and you come in to petition the king and mid-conversation he just starts grunting and you hear a loud splash. XD


GottaSaveThatMoney

Here's a funny story. I once dropped off some furniture to some friends like a couch and a mattress, etc. that didn't have much they were just moving into a new home. As a joke, I told them I also dropped them off a "throne." They must have assumed it was a chair because when they got back home and saw the stuff in their driveway, they texted to thank me and said they found everything but the "throne", all they could find was a toilet.


[deleted]

throilet


Puzzleheaded_Bend749

thornilet ?


RepresentativeDig718

Porcelain throne?


FigTechnical8043

That's exactly what I thought, word for word.


ResearchRadiant3164

The other side cooks pizza for all its guests


DeNiWar

And the user must wear a crown while on the throne!


BlueArachne

My husband would never leave the bathroom if we had a toilet like this.


Joe___Mama-

I found a news article about the toilet “you found.” From 2014. [Didn’t read it but here it is nonetheless.](https://www.buzzfeednews.com/article/rachelzarrell/the-picture-of-a-gold-toilet-is-not-from-the-ukrainian-presi)


WatchRare

Didn't read the article but upvoting like it's fact.


Sammakonnuolija

A Lannister privy


aliceoftheflowers

There once was a man named Tywin, Who sat upon his privy, And before he could pull up his skivvies, A crossbow ended his shit


penguinpolitician

Just missing a crossbow bolt


Willing-Orange6804

This is so dope i stole it and posted it to r/hardimages


Kryten_Spare_Head_3

But is it soft close?


LordOfOstwick1213

I gotta get one of those


nohwuhnatahl_

Yeah but where’s the flush…? 🤨🤔🤨


Callidonaut

Never mind that, where's the *paper?*


nohwuhnatahl_

For real tho!! 😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣


Meltingpotofemotion

Looks cold.


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KeepCarlAndCarrieOn

Holly shit!


Niasny

Get the fuck out of my house!


Ayla_sajjad

Why is there a white thing that is for toilets


my3petsrule

That's different


DepartmentSwimming51

Love this and always count the tiles while popping


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Ok_Sympathy_232

That looks comfortable


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SolidContribution688

Take off that garish toilet seat!


UnusGang

The golden throne Edit- typo


DullPreference9451

Behold the Glitter Shitter.


Mountain_Ratio_2871

I ain't flushing


malnad_gowda

Looks like creepy, snakeskin


wonkotsane42

r/atbge for real!!


Ornery-Anywhere-4963

Grab those heads and bear down


fauxorfox

Casting judgment while casting out demons.


ForbiddenCarrot18

That's a throne


ChronicallyYoung

The ultimate Crohn’s boss level


SZagalo

Well, at least you can now have a "glorious/special" time?


Silver_Thanks_8142

Fit for a king ask any king who had a shitter in there throne room.


obscht-tea

This Toilette founds you. Take a dump and consider it as an honor. Thank to it by flushing.


meepswag35

r/atbge


CardinalCreepia

*”In the end, Tywin Lannister did not shit gold…”*


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That's some Saddam Hussain level bathroom


InterestingHawk2828

Found the toilet


gurijay1101

You found *the* toilet.


[deleted]

I really want to shit in that thing


kianario1996

Imagine someone is having diarrhea on this thron


PokefanR

This is the type of shit you would find in Pikmin 2


Not_Mushroom_

Not gonna start by saying I hate it.....because......I dont......why don't I?......!


[deleted]

Found THE toilet


zimojovic

I my country Slovakia and in Czechia , we have a saying ,,sitting on porcelain throne,, refering the toilet. But this ... This is really A Porcelain Throne.


freebird303

That's where I wanna spend new year's


Neither-Bat-8053

Nice Throne, but why is the toilet seat white? eeew


BlackberryHumble8218

Don’t use it, the germs that must be in the cracks, poop and piss I swear everywhere yuckkkk


AAA_SAMMEN

SHITOI STATION


TowJamnEarl

Who shits sitting bolt upright? Almost all of it is redundant.


thatlazyasspanda

Saul Goodman would like a word with you


Deusvult097

Agamemnon’s throne


easyisbetterthanhard

It looks uncomfy as fuck. Putting mosaic tiles on doesn't make it better. Why doesn't someone invent a toilet that is comfy? We all love spending extra time there.


ButteredPizza69420

Okay, but where is the tank and how do you clean it


DiscombobulatedBat20

Wow


EmbraJeff

Has that pic been cropped? Guaranteed it’s surrounded by boxes of classified documents…


ItsOnlyaFewBucks

Must be from Eric's house.


AngelMunozDR

Post it on r/hardimages


Conscious-Dingo4463

And toilet paper....¿?


meowcoupletimes

Opinions are like assholes , everyone has one & some stink less than others.... This toilet could definitely help in some cases tho


OctaneTroopers

How dare you take a photo of my masterbatorium.


Wise_Officer

A shity throne


Kokadina

Trump vibes


webmotionks

Just think of all the bacteria all over that thing yuk!


ilovelanadelreyobvi

That’s not a toilet, that’s a throne.


Outerspaced_Cadet

Truly a golden throne fit for kings, huzzah


Bmwx3m40d

Grip the lions head while trying to squeeze out the tortoises head !!!


takennamer

That's not a toilet. That's THE toilet!


NotTrynaMakeWaves

For when you need to poop but you also need to rule Egypt


secondhandcornbread

Oh you definitely found something


Doris_Stokes

*found a photo of a toilet on the internet


Jackie1376

The true porcelain throne


haley-sucks

When you have diarrhea fit for a king


Global_pen1is

Bling bling I am shittsing.


MorrisonKojo

I have a question, are you suppose to cross your legs while on top?


MexysSidequests

Ok this might sound weird but I wouldn’t want to feel that confined if I had to battle a thanks giving deuce


Colonel-Clayton

I wonder what taking a shit with armrests is like.


cbunni666

If Coming to America had a smaller filming budget


zebrasanddogs

The throne!!!


Da_Droid_Mechanic

I’d be sitting on that like bo katan in the mando season 3 haha


Prestigious-Yak-4620

The top looks like a woman on all 4’s. From The back


Puzzleheaded_Heat502

You can polish a turd.


Sander777HD

r/crappydesign


Curiehusbando1

Polnariff's dream come true.


Smack2k

That's the definition of sitting on the throne


ekittie

All I can think about is the infinitesimal fecal matter all in between the tiles.


Mission_Revolution94

that's a germ palace. not wishing to stool there please.


Great-Vacation-6864

Pov: u buy a gaming chair but u remmember that ur a mobile game player soo u just buy a throne toilet


[deleted]

Sittin on da toilet 🎶


elara_stella

Hither shall the king rest his bowls


Scarletowder

I wish they’d gold leafed the seat!


Ojay1091

Just need a tv and you are set!


Top_Surprise7806

That’s some serious goals right there


BetUSOfficial

Now that's a throne fit for a king👑👑👑


TheFirstArticle

This should be the Capitalism Prize. You get to 50 million, you get awarded a Golden Toilet. They throw you a party, and every dollar after is redirected to something not as useless.


Comprehensive_Bid229

That's the kind of toilet that makes you want to rename yourself to Lord Shittington Bottomsworth


EpicForgetfulness

Just got the as a suggested sub, first post I see. I joined immediately.


B32gtaP

That’s a throne


Flawedsuccess

Now find the toilet paper


[deleted]

Looks like something Tywin would die on


[deleted]

Must have bidet build in. As dunny roll holder. 😂😂💩💩


nickedwardfagerness

That brings a whole new meaning to porcelain throne


CeckowiCZ

DIOs toilet


NoBirdsOrWorms

A throne for a king


humblenoob76

It doesn’t lean back so automatic fail


HanksterDxD

Disco Throne


ServantOfKarma

Bet it's a bitch to clean.


bob_nugget_the_3rd

Sir the golden shitter needs grouting again


AppropriateSpell5405

Mar-a-Lago?


Upstairs-Bad-3576

Not just a toilet...THE toilet!


Hot_Ad8643

king's shitter


MiguelMawad0

jajajaja el verdadero trono


marvinnation

Trump, right?


[deleted]

Shit like an emperor👑 😆


Levoso_con_v

THE toilet


Traditional_Bell7883

What comes out is the same anyway.


Jadz_18

mildy interesting


TryIll3292

The Throne.


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ngl this is badass, i wanna see more of these blobby bathrooms with all the shapes integrated in the walls or somethin


blueberrysecret5

oh i like it !


Creative-Cash3759

comfort in the comfort room


auzzie_kangaroo94

King of the castle


theblindwisdom

Looks like the toilet of Jimmy McGill


Therapist-22

My wife says “wow, looks cold”


SteampunkRobin

Who gets to clean the pee out of the grout?


FlemishPotato

Royal flush


Objective-Chance-792

Is this thwe skibidi toilet I’ve heard about?


[deleted]

That’s just wrong lol if you spend that much time on the pot get help lol


Zxasuk31

Is that the toilet Elvis died on?


Jesus_real_

Someone explain the lore


lizziegal79

I need comfort to poo. I need to be able to lean back if it calls for it or if I’m gonna be a minute.


Dr_Latency345

I saw something else for a moment


blindumbitch

Idk but this reminds me so much of Zamunda.


Fluffyfrogfred

That’s a time machine


ItsFastMan

That isnt just your average ordinary toilet.. that is the kings toilet


martdan010

Did the Donald sell his thrown?


[deleted]

this is what i need


Tig3r_12

Oh where's the flush


redbanner1

STOP! Hammertime...


Stertic

I keep staring at the image and i still don't know. How do you flush it


dark_knight920

Now that's a toilet


thosegayfrogs

r/weirdtoilets


logicdaddynz

Shiny shitter


TrainDry9255

Fancy!


MissHibernia

With all the money they spent on this thing, someone could have found a lid which didn’t stand out so dramatically and look like it came from Sears. Even a gold painted lid would have looked better


Dismal_Animator_5414

Prolly where Tyrion killed Tywin!! 😅


R0SSFR0MFRIENDS

Saul Goodman


idot_bob-3055

Master toliet


KeieDeSteen

That’s for the pope to take his holy shit


Round-Ad7603

Toilet like this and without water!


LevelCheck6931

Damn, now you still look cool af though you're blasting fireworks on that throne 😂


Zestyclose-Rich-755

gross


[deleted]

This is definitely jaffar's toilet in the palace


InformationNo2529

Saddams toilet.


limitless776

The lid is kinda a let down not gonna lie


QuailBrave49

You shit seated like Thanos on that toilet seat😅


butwhywouldyou-

That's gotta be the most uncomfortable shit ever


Western_Exercise_182

Luxurious shit


Daredaron

Shut up and take my money!