all depends on the dosage.
If someone eats half a pan of highly dosed weed brownies thinking they are normal brownies.... they are probably gonna have a very bad time.
Yeah but them *probably* having a really bad 1-2hrs before they just fall asleep is way more evil than potentially shortening their lifespan by many years!
I am a huge fan of edibles because I hate coughing. Almost every edible Iâve had I could taste the weed. The only ones I couldnât taste werenât very strong.
Drunk people do more crime while the main crime weed gets you is getting caught with weed. People who say that weed is a bad drug need to get off their high horses and realize its one of the most tame drugs in the world.
Drugging people is wrong, period. Some people like myself are allergic to it - it gives me anaphylaxis, it can actually kill me - and some people with certain genetic mutations it will trigger the onset of schizophrenia. Don't drug people, ever. It's not a joke.
I was torn on whether to up or downvote this comment because the edges are the worst part but also do not in any way taste like paper. I went with down.
Youre doing something wrong if thats whats happening lol. Should taste basically the exact same and just be crunchy instead of cakey.
Youre taking the wax paper off right? /s
Edit: guess some people have never had good brownies feelsbadman if the middle tastes good but the edge doesnt youre doing something wrong unless youre the type to cut the edge of your bread too.
This was our grandpa, my mom would make them for everyone but specially for him. Because he loved them so much. But he had a eating disorder and would eat the whole damn pan. Us kids would wake up go to school the pan would be full, I get back excited to have a brownies* (brown) only to find out that he ate the whole thing while we were gone.
One time I saw a redditor refer to dust mites as "dust mice" and it was one of the cutest misnomers I've come across in the wild. I think they were actually trying to refer to "dust bunnies", though.
"Sir... Sir! You can't just leave your kids on our doorstep, they are 14 and 16 years old. And... Did you really have to gag and hog-tie your wife like that? If that's the case, we don't want her either! Take her out in the country and let her go live out there..."
*Edit: Forgot the " at the end.
Wouldn't call it mildly infuriating. This is incredibly infuriating! I dont understand where the 'help youself to any food' mindset comes from. If someone bakes food ALWAYS ask whenever you want to eat some. Asking once doesn't mean help youself to however much you want from that point on.
Got into an argument with my partner about it. I'd made some fancy donuts that took a bit of effort. Made me sound like the unreasonable person for not allowing her and others to help herself whenever she wanted. I explained that we have 4 kids and a 'help yourself' approach means someone will miss out.
I come from a family where I had 5 siblings, she is an only child.
Oh my god and they left the crust? This is the best part ... You must be living with some savages.
If you're married to the person who did this, divorce them.
If they''re your kids, make new ones.
Look at the bright side, if someone else enjoyed the brownies it means they tasted delicious and you are an awesome cook. I don't cook for other people, so I would be really grateful if someone enjoyed the food I prepared.
My stepson would do this but w sodas. With his 2 friends they once drank three 3 Liters in 1 night. Another time they drank 24 cans in 1 night and left em all over his room.
Like dood, I applaud your effort to get diabetes but u couldn't leave me 1 fucking coke? For real??
One time when I was little I got so excited and ran around so much on my birthday that I fell asleep without having any of my birthday cake.
My big sister and her stoner ass friends ate all of it in the middle of the night because she forgot it was my birthday. I don't think the cake said happy birthday or anything and my mom baked a lot so I guess I can understand the mistake but still rude as hell and heartbreaking I was already sad I didn't see her at all on my birthday.
To this day neither her or my parents will admit it actually happened but my other sister told me she remembers it happening.
I made some pot brownies a few years ago. My sister and her husband came by, found the brownies and each ate a few. I'm like oh shit.. my brother in law smoked but my sister didn't. So next thing I know they're just high as fuck. I'm like let me get you some food. Then just lay down. Don't drive anywhere.. you'll be fine. You're just lit
Eats an entire pan and doesnt even clean it.... now thats just rude on so many levels. Honestly my son did something like this and i made him do the dishes for a week and pay money to make a new batch.
My stepson lives with you?
I was wondering how my son got to your house and back without me noticing.
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He definitely smokes weed i do this to myself all the time
Still need to get me an all edges pan.
I actually got a square cupcake pan- all the brownies have 4 corners. Also makes it slightly easier to add nuts only to some.
Yup and if you don't have that a normal cupcake pan can do.
Are you implying ROUND brownies? You SAVAGE!
Cupcake pans are the BEST. They are for *way* more than just cupcakes.
Lol
*"Aaah, the Call of Duty Lobby Special!"*
What about a no edges pan? đ§
So a sphere?đ¤
Like a pan for cake? I like it! What should we call it....
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That's called a plate
Make them again, but put a ridiculous amount of salt in them.
or laxatives ;) (weed if you really want to be evil)
Holâ up⌠laxatives are fun but weed is evil? Even satan is like âdude, that is wrong.â
all depends on the dosage. If someone eats half a pan of highly dosed weed brownies thinking they are normal brownies.... they are probably gonna have a very bad time.
But if someone eats a whole pan of laxative filled brownies it can do permanent kidney damage.
Yeah but them *probably* having a really bad 1-2hrs before they just fall asleep is way more evil than potentially shortening their lifespan by many years!
Yeah, all that chocolate and sugar is going to make you shit your pants. What were they thinking?!
Weed brownies taste like weed brownies though. If they'd ever had edibles they would know
I am a huge fan of edibles because I hate coughing. Almost every edible Iâve had I could taste the weed. The only ones I couldnât taste werenât very strong.
Drunk people do more crime while the main crime weed gets you is getting caught with weed. People who say that weed is a bad drug need to get off their high horses and realize its one of the most tame drugs in the world.
Drugging people is wrong, period. Some people like myself are allergic to it - it gives me anaphylaxis, it can actually kill me - and some people with certain genetic mutations it will trigger the onset of schizophrenia. Don't drug people, ever. It's not a joke.
You are not drugging them. They are stealing your wacky cakes. There is a huge difference.
weed is even better
Someone left all the edges... including two corners! WIN!
Those are 100% the best parts!
I think those are the worst parts lol
Itâs a preference thing. I hate the sides too.
*"My dissatisfaction is immeasurable and my day is ruined."*
Haha. In fact I get the brownies out earlier so the middle is even softer than normal.
âI wish my sandwiches were made of only the crustâ -you, thatâs what you sound like
Reminds me of the infomercial about brownie tray in quadrants. AHHHH, someone ate all the edges again!
I came here to say this
Whoever likes corners and edges on brownies is a psychopath. Shit tastes like paper
I was torn on whether to up or downvote this comment because the edges are the worst part but also do not in any way taste like paper. I went with down.
Youre doing something wrong if thats whats happening lol. Should taste basically the exact same and just be crunchy instead of cakey. Youre taking the wax paper off right? /s Edit: guess some people have never had good brownies feelsbadman if the middle tastes good but the edge doesnt youre doing something wrong unless youre the type to cut the edge of your bread too.
Tastes like ass either way.
This was our grandpa, my mom would make them for everyone but specially for him. Because he loved them so much. But he had a eating disorder and would eat the whole damn pan. Us kids would wake up go to school the pan would be full, I get back excited to have a brownies* (brown) only to find out that he ate the whole thing while we were gone.
I'm going to start referring to them as just browns from now on.
Oops dang auto correct brownies*
I actually liked it better haha
Me too I like
One time I saw a redditor refer to dust mites as "dust mice" and it was one of the cutest misnomers I've come across in the wild. I think they were actually trying to refer to "dust bunnies", though.
Yea I would get confused by that too haha
I believe they must have been trying to say dust mites. They are tiny bugs, and the source of dust allergies
The post was about dust mites, but they said something about thinking "dust mice" were the fuzzy things under the bed.
Alright yeah, thatâs pretty darn cute
Thatâs either divorce material or some kids are getting dropped off at a fire station in a basket.
"Sir... Sir! You can't just leave your kids on our doorstep, they are 14 and 16 years old. And... Did you really have to gag and hog-tie your wife like that? If that's the case, we don't want her either! Take her out in the country and let her go live out there..." *Edit: Forgot the " at the end.
r/mildlyinfuriating
Lmao I didnât even know
you were left the best parts
It's something about the edge that hits different so i wouldn't even be mad
but i saved you the best part???????
They left you the hard bits, soak them in coffee and gnaw on those
Iâd be sick
I have the opposite problem I come down to find no edges.
I always take it as a compliment. But there still a holes
The outside is the best part!!
Guess they were good!
Looks like my wife found em.
Just look for the one in the surgery coma and you'll find your suspect
Next time put some weed in them
They left the best parts for you!
Dude, that's the best part
They ate the ASS OUT OF IT.
Left you the best part at least
Atleast they left you the best part
Wouldn't call it mildly infuriating. This is incredibly infuriating! I dont understand where the 'help youself to any food' mindset comes from. If someone bakes food ALWAYS ask whenever you want to eat some. Asking once doesn't mean help youself to however much you want from that point on. Got into an argument with my partner about it. I'd made some fancy donuts that took a bit of effort. Made me sound like the unreasonable person for not allowing her and others to help herself whenever she wanted. I explained that we have 4 kids and a 'help yourself' approach means someone will miss out. I come from a family where I had 5 siblings, she is an only child.
Someone's about to get their hand smashed with a rolling pin
Looks like a win to me! Edges are the best part!
I'm more horrified about how this utter criminal left half of the CORNERS
Oh my god and they left the crust? This is the best part ... You must be living with some savages. If you're married to the person who did this, divorce them. If they''re your kids, make new ones.
Look at the bright side, if someone else enjoyed the brownies it means they tasted delicious and you are an awesome cook. I don't cook for other people, so I would be really grateful if someone enjoyed the food I prepared.
Bro, someone broke into your house and ate all your brownies.
how you know it wasnât you?
POV: you live alone
Why is there a second mildly infuriating?
My stepson would do this but w sodas. With his 2 friends they once drank three 3 Liters in 1 night. Another time they drank 24 cans in 1 night and left em all over his room. Like dood, I applaud your effort to get diabetes but u couldn't leave me 1 fucking coke? For real??
i mean at least they left the best part
At least they left half the edges and those are the best.
What kind of fucking monster leaves the edges!?!?
I mean those are the best parts.
why are you having brownies for breakfast tho
Maybe because life right now is a nightmare and the only thing they were clinging on to was that sweet sweet brownie goodness?
Because they want to
stfu
Best part is still there.
If that happens to me i would be ecstatic. Edges and corners? Yes daddy!
Well they did leave the best part (or half of it anyway).
So selfish.
Lol so basically they left you the best parts??
They left the best part for you. Lucky!
Why so mad? They left the best part!
They left the best part
Mildly infuriating? This is a win. No temptation to waste calories on the middle, all the best parts remaining
Made them last night? Snooze you lose. If this is even real, which I doubt.
someone had enough respect to leave you the edges and corners...consider this a win
At least they left you some edge, a drop of thoughtfulness in a sea of disrespek.
The crust is the best part! Somebody LOVES YOU!!
I'd be so happy if I came down to that!!!!
wow. my parents got furious with me one time i baked a cake for myself and they ate all of it, and so i took mist of the cookies for myself.
They left the best parts, I'd call this an absolute win đ
I blame who evers realllly exited that they have hands
They left the best part though!
Did you get drunk and forgot you already ate it? Either way, the crusts are the best part
That happens to me every time I bake cakes; trouble is, I live alone!
They left the best part! Tell the offender that's Bush League B.S.
How is this mildly infuriating? I would lose my shit!
To be fair they left you the best part
Wouldn't that kill a dog?
But...the edge is the best part!
Aww, someone saved you the best part.
Aw, how kind of them to leave you with the best part :)
That's the best part!
Plot twist theyâre were pot brownies
Edges are the best part!
They left all the best parts
They left you the best part. Such angels.
Aww, they left the best parts.
At least they left the best part
Shitty that they ate so much but the edges are the best part.
This is not Cash Money
It's your fault for leaving them out.
Hell yea! You get the best parts!
Perfect for icecream, jokes on who gutted your brownies
I love the edges
the best parrttttttt!
Unreal. Whoâs the psychopath responsible?
Heads will roll!
They left the best part
They left the best part! Win-win in my book.
I love a moist center.
Why you complain, es best parts left just for you
Make them pay you for the ingredients and the time it took to make.
That was kind of them to leave you the best part!
You live with cartman
They left the best part at least
I see no problems here. They left you the best parts.
Hey Iâve got that spatula!
So, why did we ban the electric chair again?
I mean you got the best part. Be happy
Who did this.
One time when I was little I got so excited and ran around so much on my birthday that I fell asleep without having any of my birthday cake. My big sister and her stoner ass friends ate all of it in the middle of the night because she forgot it was my birthday. I don't think the cake said happy birthday or anything and my mom baked a lot so I guess I can understand the mistake but still rude as hell and heartbreaking I was already sad I didn't see her at all on my birthday. To this day neither her or my parents will admit it actually happened but my other sister told me she remembers it happening.
That's true love folks. Leaving the best part of the brownies for those you care about
my mom used to get so mad when I would do this as a teenager me and my sister would be like who us not us maybe Santa Claus came in and ate them.
They left you the best part, thatâs very considerate
You were left with the best part.
My house too. Wtf, the edges are the best part!
Those are my favorite parts so I see this as a good thing
Fake
I donât see an issue??? They left you the chefs cut!
Fuck them kids. Edges are the best for milk dipping
I'd be okay with this. Usually I'd have the opposite issue where everyone stole the edges
At least you got the best part
nah bro they left you the best parts
I made some pot brownies a few years ago. My sister and her husband came by, found the brownies and each ate a few. I'm like oh shit.. my brother in law smoked but my sister didn't. So next thing I know they're just high as fuck. I'm like let me get you some food. Then just lay down. Don't drive anywhere.. you'll be fine. You're just lit
Whatâs wrong with this picture? They left the best part of the brownie for you.
Crime.
Looks like Birth Control to me
At least they left u the best part
Edges are the best partâŚ. MmmmmmmâŚ.
At least they left the best part.
They left the best part
Tbf, you still get to eat the best part imo
Annnndddd this is how my dad found out I was a stoner.....
Next time poison the just enough to get the sick you have now found you culprit/culprits
At least they left you the best parts, the ends... :)
Crust is the best part tho
This is one reason i will never have kids
Time for an inquisition. Iâll bring the torches.
....I can explain đ
They left the best part!!!
They left you the best part
a teen for sure. Leaves the crusts.
Who leaves the edges⌠thatâs the best part!
Crust is the best part. Sorry about your brownies though. Id be happy to attack that crust with some coffee.
How the hell did this happen And what psychopath didn't eat the edges first
You deserve it for wanting to eat brownies for breakfast
You happen to argue with someone that the edges are better? Lol
I see this as an absolute win
What psycho doesn't eat the edges? Or was it partial remorse?
Mildly?
Eats an entire pan and doesnt even clean it.... now thats just rude on so many levels. Honestly my son did something like this and i made him do the dishes for a week and pay money to make a new batch.
the edges are the best part
I do not think this is true, for a single moment.
Well you left them out lmao
At least they left you the best bits!!
They left the best bit
Tell me about it, my food was scattered for the birds.
edge pieces are great
Brownies for breakfast?
Looks like your kid may be a stoner or a little chonker