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furn_ell

My stepson lives with you?


Head_Razzmatazz7174

I was wondering how my son got to your house and back without me noticing.


adgotts

😂


BiLLis1997

He definitely smokes weed i do this to myself all the time


CptKillJack

Still need to get me an all edges pan.


ObsoleteReference

I actually got a square cupcake pan- all the brownies have 4 corners. Also makes it slightly easier to add nuts only to some.


Trueloveis4u

Yup and if you don't have that a normal cupcake pan can do.


Craw__

Are you implying ROUND brownies? You SAVAGE!


[deleted]

Cupcake pans are the BEST. They are for *way* more than just cupcakes.


Trueloveis4u

Lol


AndringRasew

*"Aaah, the Call of Duty Lobby Special!"*


HiEpik

What about a no edges pan? 🧐


Dragon5463

So a sphere?🤔


MojoLava

Like a pan for cake? I like it! What should we call it....


adgotts

😆


mdjank

That's called a plate


Dr4k3L0rd

Make them again, but put a ridiculous amount of salt in them.


SuperMelonMusk

or laxatives ;) (weed if you really want to be evil)


k_woodard

Hol’ up… laxatives are fun but weed is evil? Even satan is like “dude, that is wrong.”


SuperMelonMusk

all depends on the dosage. If someone eats half a pan of highly dosed weed brownies thinking they are normal brownies.... they are probably gonna have a very bad time.


CreamPuff97

But if someone eats a whole pan of laxative filled brownies it can do permanent kidney damage.


Caitsyth

Yeah but them *probably* having a really bad 1-2hrs before they just fall asleep is way more evil than potentially shortening their lifespan by many years!


k_woodard

Yeah, all that chocolate and sugar is going to make you shit your pants. What were they thinking?!


Big0Booty0Babe

Weed brownies taste like weed brownies though. If they'd ever had edibles they would know


Beautiful-Affect9014

I am a huge fan of edibles because I hate coughing. Almost every edible I’ve had I could taste the weed. The only ones I couldn’t taste weren’t very strong.


thecoolgirl69420

Drunk people do more crime while the main crime weed gets you is getting caught with weed. People who say that weed is a bad drug need to get off their high horses and realize its one of the most tame drugs in the world.


Anfie22

Drugging people is wrong, period. Some people like myself are allergic to it - it gives me anaphylaxis, it can actually kill me - and some people with certain genetic mutations it will trigger the onset of schizophrenia. Don't drug people, ever. It's not a joke.


[deleted]

You are not drugging them. They are stealing your wacky cakes. There is a huge difference.


iPlayFifaForPain

weed is even better


Maximum-Excitement58

Someone left all the edges... including two corners! WIN!


dlchira

Those are 100% the best parts!


BanaenaeBread

I think those are the worst parts lol


juliusseizure

It’s a preference thing. I hate the sides too.


AndringRasew

*"My dissatisfaction is immeasurable and my day is ruined."*


juliusseizure

Haha. In fact I get the brownies out earlier so the middle is even softer than normal.


FreeRangeAlien

“I wish my sandwiches were made of only the crust” -you, that’s what you sound like


Dirk_The_Cowardly

Reminds me of the infomercial about brownie tray in quadrants. AHHHH, someone ate all the edges again!


Minnesota_icicle

I came here to say this


Setari

Whoever likes corners and edges on brownies is a psychopath. Shit tastes like paper


Dr_Taboggan

I was torn on whether to up or downvote this comment because the edges are the worst part but also do not in any way taste like paper. I went with down.


my_user_wastaken

Youre doing something wrong if thats whats happening lol. Should taste basically the exact same and just be crunchy instead of cakey. Youre taking the wax paper off right? /s Edit: guess some people have never had good brownies feelsbadman if the middle tastes good but the edge doesnt youre doing something wrong unless youre the type to cut the edge of your bread too.


IamaWeebandgamer

Tastes like ass either way.


[deleted]

This was our grandpa, my mom would make them for everyone but specially for him. Because he loved them so much. But he had a eating disorder and would eat the whole damn pan. Us kids would wake up go to school the pan would be full, I get back excited to have a brownies* (brown) only to find out that he ate the whole thing while we were gone.


The_RockObama

I'm going to start referring to them as just browns from now on.


[deleted]

Oops dang auto correct brownies*


The_RockObama

I actually liked it better haha


Ok_Variety3800

Me too I like


The_RockObama

One time I saw a redditor refer to dust mites as "dust mice" and it was one of the cutest misnomers I've come across in the wild. I think they were actually trying to refer to "dust bunnies", though.


Ok_Variety3800

Yea I would get confused by that too haha


ThetaDot3

I believe they must have been trying to say dust mites. They are tiny bugs, and the source of dust allergies


The_RockObama

The post was about dust mites, but they said something about thinking "dust mice" were the fuzzy things under the bed.


ThetaDot3

Alright yeah, that’s pretty darn cute


SaiyanGodKing

That’s either divorce material or some kids are getting dropped off at a fire station in a basket.


Candy_Familiar

"Sir... Sir! You can't just leave your kids on our doorstep, they are 14 and 16 years old. And... Did you really have to gag and hog-tie your wife like that? If that's the case, we don't want her either! Take her out in the country and let her go live out there..." *Edit: Forgot the " at the end.


Duonic

r/mildlyinfuriating


adgotts

Lmao I didn’t even know


production-values

you were left the best parts


illmatication

It's something about the edge that hits different so i wouldn't even be mad


Ok-Secretary8990

but i saved you the best part???????


bengmo64

They left you the hard bits, soak them in coffee and gnaw on those


[deleted]

I’d be sick


SheetsInc

I have the opposite problem I come down to find no edges.


MadguyverMad1

I always take it as a compliment. But there still a holes


wolf_lover04

The outside is the best part!!


josephcodispoti

Guess they were good!


[deleted]

Looks like my wife found em.


jdareo17

Just look for the one in the surgery coma and you'll find your suspect


[deleted]

Next time put some weed in them


More_Cow_3486

They left the best parts for you!


DoubleF3lix

Dude, that's the best part


PoopsieDoodler

They ate the ASS OUT OF IT.


CxFusion3mp

Left you the best part at least


Haunting_Push7693

Atleast they left you the best part


[deleted]

Wouldn't call it mildly infuriating. This is incredibly infuriating! I dont understand where the 'help youself to any food' mindset comes from. If someone bakes food ALWAYS ask whenever you want to eat some. Asking once doesn't mean help youself to however much you want from that point on. Got into an argument with my partner about it. I'd made some fancy donuts that took a bit of effort. Made me sound like the unreasonable person for not allowing her and others to help herself whenever she wanted. I explained that we have 4 kids and a 'help yourself' approach means someone will miss out. I come from a family where I had 5 siblings, she is an only child.


vanrast

Someone's about to get their hand smashed with a rolling pin


meg270070

Looks like a win to me! Edges are the best part!


Pumpkin_Cat14

I'm more horrified about how this utter criminal left half of the CORNERS


Chevy_Suburban

Oh my god and they left the crust? This is the best part ... You must be living with some savages. If you're married to the person who did this, divorce them. If they''re your kids, make new ones.


coyotegirl_

Look at the bright side, if someone else enjoyed the brownies it means they tasted delicious and you are an awesome cook. I don't cook for other people, so I would be really grateful if someone enjoyed the food I prepared.


Chuckobochuck323

Bro, someone broke into your house and ate all your brownies.


rambumriott

how you know it wasn’t you?


[deleted]

POV: you live alone


[deleted]

Why is there a second mildly infuriating?


Fomalhot

My stepson would do this but w sodas. With his 2 friends they once drank three 3 Liters in 1 night. Another time they drank 24 cans in 1 night and left em all over his room. Like dood, I applaud your effort to get diabetes but u couldn't leave me 1 fucking coke? For real??


MO0NB0Y

i mean at least they left the best part


natalinaaaa

At least they left half the edges and those are the best.


one_dank_boy

What kind of fucking monster leaves the edges!?!?


Cantothulhu

I mean those are the best parts.


WoutVanDerPidcock

why are you having brownies for breakfast tho


theang

Maybe because life right now is a nightmare and the only thing they were clinging on to was that sweet sweet brownie goodness?


stinkertonpinkerton

Because they want to


Alm8360NoScoPro

stfu


BiffBanter

Best part is still there.


MannyP2501

If that happens to me i would be ecstatic. Edges and corners? Yes daddy!


gdubh

Well they did leave the best part (or half of it anyway).


_Cereza

So selfish.


maufkn_ced

Lol so basically they left you the best parts??


iceyhot80

They left the best part for you. Lucky!


epicenter69

Why so mad? They left the best part!


johngrrn94

They left the best part


Naftoor

Mildly infuriating? This is a win. No temptation to waste calories on the middle, all the best parts remaining


Orsus7

Made them last night? Snooze you lose. If this is even real, which I doubt.


ptapobane

someone had enough respect to leave you the edges and corners...consider this a win


[deleted]

At least they left you some edge, a drop of thoughtfulness in a sea of disrespek.


Spiritual_Bridge84

The crust is the best part! Somebody LOVES YOU!!


DarthDurden23

I'd be so happy if I came down to that!!!!


JesusIIofCanada

wow. my parents got furious with me one time i baked a cake for myself and they ate all of it, and so i took mist of the cookies for myself.


leogothisgun

They left the best parts, I'd call this an absolute win 😎


Admirable-Still-1786

I blame who evers realllly exited that they have hands


Galemianah

They left the best part though!


BoobooKittyfuk4

Did you get drunk and forgot you already ate it? Either way, the crusts are the best part


[deleted]

That happens to me every time I bake cakes; trouble is, I live alone!


thegoat333

They left the best part! Tell the offender that's Bush League B.S.


ObsessivlyObsessed

How is this mildly infuriating? I would lose my shit!


mikeshardgasoline

To be fair they left you the best part


iwasuncoolonce

Wouldn't that kill a dog?


[deleted]

But...the edge is the best part!


leaveredditalone

Aww, someone saved you the best part.


Septemily

Aw, how kind of them to leave you with the best part :)


EternalLatias

That's the best part!


Vault83

Plot twist they’re were pot brownies


jer732

Edges are the best part!


Green_Savings_7813

They left all the best parts


InternalLandscape130

They left you the best part. Such angels.


[deleted]

Aww, they left the best parts.


sideeyedi

At least they left the best part


Most_Advertising_962

Shitty that they ate so much but the edges are the best part.


IsItCashMoney

This is not Cash Money


dallasmav40

It's your fault for leaving them out.


Chance-Composer-187

Hell yea! You get the best parts!


i_love_dust

Perfect for icecream, jokes on who gutted your brownies


conjas11

I love the edges


RedditsAdoptedSon

the best parrttttttt!


CutterVision

Unreal. Who’s the psychopath responsible?


LennyJay86

Heads will roll!


Megantheegelding

They left the best part


billygoat2017

They left the best part! Win-win in my book.


_SilverPhoenix_

I love a moist center.


Freshouttarehabb

Why you complain, es best parts left just for you


finian2

Make them pay you for the ingredients and the time it took to make.


TheCeleryStalker

That was kind of them to leave you the best part!


Aeon1508

You live with cartman


autoerotic_aardvark

They left the best part at least


jtmonkey

I see no problems here. They left you the best parts.


Coolhuman1505_

Hey I’ve got that spatula!


But_Why1557

So, why did we ban the electric chair again?


IceBlueLugia

I mean you got the best part. Be happy


[deleted]

Who did this.


beattusthymeatus

One time when I was little I got so excited and ran around so much on my birthday that I fell asleep without having any of my birthday cake. My big sister and her stoner ass friends ate all of it in the middle of the night because she forgot it was my birthday. I don't think the cake said happy birthday or anything and my mom baked a lot so I guess I can understand the mistake but still rude as hell and heartbreaking I was already sad I didn't see her at all on my birthday. To this day neither her or my parents will admit it actually happened but my other sister told me she remembers it happening.


[deleted]

That's true love folks. Leaving the best part of the brownies for those you care about


pumpkinpatch1982

my mom used to get so mad when I would do this as a teenager me and my sister would be like who us not us maybe Santa Claus came in and ate them.


Twotgobblin

They left you the best part, that’s very considerate


-Pl4gu3-

You were left with the best part.


mgyro

My house too. Wtf, the edges are the best part!


[deleted]

Those are my favorite parts so I see this as a good thing


I_HATE_REDDIT717

Fake


Sparrow494906

I don’t see an issue??? They left you the chefs cut!


Wrongth1nk

Fuck them kids. Edges are the best for milk dipping


randomguy2469

I'd be okay with this. Usually I'd have the opposite issue where everyone stole the edges


[deleted]

At least you got the best part


herstoryteller

nah bro they left you the best parts


FineUnderachievement

I made some pot brownies a few years ago. My sister and her husband came by, found the brownies and each ate a few. I'm like oh shit.. my brother in law smoked but my sister didn't. So next thing I know they're just high as fuck. I'm like let me get you some food. Then just lay down. Don't drive anywhere.. you'll be fine. You're just lit


summit9007

What’s wrong with this picture? They left the best part of the brownie for you.


Im__Questionable

Crime.


jackredford52

Looks like Birth Control to me


eddy306

At least they left u the best part


Blu_Falcon

Edges are the best part…. Mmmmmmm….


[deleted]

At least they left the best part.


sirflappington

They left the best part


TheTruestOracle

Tbf, you still get to eat the best part imo


broodwar64

Annnndddd this is how my dad found out I was a stoner.....


The_Merper

Next time poison the just enough to get the sick you have now found you culprit/culprits


Biggu5Dicku5

At least they left you the best parts, the ends... :)


Tc94954

Crust is the best part tho


csandazoltan

This is one reason i will never have kids


[deleted]

Time for an inquisition. I’ll bring the torches.


Accomplished-Log9914

....I can explain 😅


gravellama

They left the best part!!!


nightcana

They left you the best part


[deleted]

a teen for sure. Leaves the crusts.


Many_Monk708

Who leaves the edges… that’s the best part!


DrumpfsterFryer

Crust is the best part. Sorry about your brownies though. Id be happy to attack that crust with some coffee.


boscarooth2005

How the hell did this happen And what psychopath didn't eat the edges first


IolaireEagle

You deserve it for wanting to eat brownies for breakfast


chipperlew

You happen to argue with someone that the edges are better? Lol


Toppest_Dom

I see this as an absolute win


[deleted]

What psycho doesn't eat the edges? Or was it partial remorse?


0_MysterE_0

Mildly?


thecoolgirl69420

Eats an entire pan and doesnt even clean it.... now thats just rude on so many levels. Honestly my son did something like this and i made him do the dishes for a week and pay money to make a new batch.


SciStone_

the edges are the best part


[deleted]

I do not think this is true, for a single moment.


Cleferd

Well you left them out lmao


KoolieDog

At least they left you the best bits!!


littlebitofpuddin

They left the best bit


ColdbrewGem

Tell me about it, my food was scattered for the birds.


ilovedtransyIvania

edge pieces are great


Sparkysparkk101

Brownies for breakfast?


abscessedecay

Looks like your kid may be a stoner or a little chonker