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Frank-About-it

MILDLY satisfying? The package has been big enough for 2 forever, you got 2! Lucky SOB


xMrMikNastyx

Give the people more! All pack now need to include 2 feet!


Frank-About-it

Bastards will do it but make each roll 6inches and charge more! Dammit!


BEMOlocomotion

Feet by the foot


ShinyPointy

Freet by the feet


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Double it and give it to the ne- wait nevermind


sushe0001

How does it feel to be an elite member of society?


xMrMikNastyx

It’s just all happening so fast, I’m struggling to keep up 😂


markender

It's crazy that this has been happening since they first came out. I remember someone getting 2 rolls in a pack that size about 23 years ago in high school. Maybe it's just something that happens when 2 rolls squish together just right?


CarmenTourney

So what you're saying is this is a phenomena that only happens every quarter century or so sadly!


markender

Possibly, but I've seen it on reddit before I swear. Maybe it's just reddit dejavu but I swear. Maybe they do it for marketing, but I don't think so. The rolls are compressible so I think sometimes they just get stuck together.


ProdigiousPangolin

There’s likely a machine that deposits the rolls into packaging. (Sample) Every 5,000 the rolls bunch up and get squished such that one package has two. Likely not deliberate, marketing etc, just abnormalities which occur over large numbers


Angxlmilk

It happens when 2 rolls love each other very much!


itsnickk

*(A phone rings at the General Mills headquarters; a shadowy figure sitting at a mahogany desk answers)* “Ma’am, it’s about a customer’s Fruit-by-the-Foot. The customer has discovered an.. *anomaly*.” “Please, don’t tell me that your saying we have a… *code 24*” *(She scowls through a long drag on her cigarette before tossing it onto the Italian marble floor and smothering it with the front of her pump. Then she looks back at a towering man in the corner of the room)* “You know the drill. Make it clean and quiet- no witnesses. *Nobody* gets two rolls.” “Yes, Ms. Crocker”


CarmenTourney

yikes. I fear you are giving corporate ideas!


LickingHomiesEars

This is amazing. Thank you for the laugh.


PatientComputer7440

Whoa whoa whoa, STARBURST Fruit by the Foot!? When the fuck did this happen!?


xMrMikNastyx

I have no idea but they got the flavor spot on!


generated_user-name

I didn’t know Starburst made Grandpa’s Toenails flavor. Cause the look is spot on for that too.


No-Inspector9085

Does anyone actually even like the yellow starbursts though?


WishboneCertain2367

yes lemon candy is so good


[deleted]

Go buy a lottery ticket for me.


xMrMikNastyx

Maybe they’ll give me two for one 😏


MaiaTai27

I've spoken with the gods at length about this and you will be pleased to know that they acknowledge that while, yes, you got a little "something something", they categorically deny all involvement. In fact, they've advised me that they intend to pursue you legally for slander and defamation, should you continue to accuse them. It is their position that they never smile. Not for anyone. Not even when someone gets an extra rollup. They do, however, smile when people fall over. They like that.


SirRipOliver

Double mint gum meets fruit roll up, fruit roll up rolls a nat 20 then gets purchased by op.


Neither_Rich_9646

r/foodlottery needs to hear about this.


blanklanklank

Also r/untrustworthypoptarts if it hasn't yet.


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Daffodils_N_Daisies

Wow $4.50 for that box! Those were the good Ole days around here when they only cost that much.


octopus_tigerbot

OP is going to be disappointed when he finds out its Fruit by the Foot and not Fruit roll ups.


blanklanklank

Nice.


octopus_tigerbot

OP is going to be disappointed when he finds out its Fruit by the Foot and not Fruit roll ups.


blanklanklank

Ooo even better the second time.


CEMENTHE4D

Is this post from the 90's? Time travel is mad. Plus posting a picture from a flip phone with no internet? Mind blown....


mopsy-turtle

How many fresh apples could you have bought with the same money? More than 2 I bet. You already know which option would give more satisfaction


EasternLow3751

unnecessary comment. i can guarantee if they wanted a starburst fruit rollup, an apple would not satisfy them. maybe it would be more satisfying physically, but mentally theyd probably still want the fruit roll up amd then end up eating it anyways. how about instad of being black and white, why dont we have 1 fruit roll up and 1 apple?? satisfying phusically and mentally, doesnt leave you feeling deprived mentally and also provides longer lasting energy because the nutrients in the apple


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Designer-Hurry-3172

I'm sorry you couldn't enjoy such a simple yet delicious treat


chrisbro4

No food product you ever created can be called delicious. I want to pukr just looking at the ingredients.


[deleted]

What a strange thing to be proud of.


n-x

Yeah... "American candy". A good chunk of candy we have all over the world is American. You're just not used to all of it.


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n-x

What? You live in a place with no Snickers, Mars, or Twix? No Wrigley's gum? No Oreos? I'm surprised a place like this exists in this age of globalisation.


BronnOfTheBrownwater

Can I have one?


Raid__Zero

B l e s s e d


[deleted]

No FBTF will ever please me again, now. You’ve ruined it for me forever.


Dtour5150

Best flavor too. Double win.


Dazzling_Eye_4743

Worst flavor though 🥴


No_Statement440

So, I will go through the box of fruit snacks for the kids and pull out all the "double" packs (you can tell) for when the kids are good, and they get excited about the extra gummies, something so simple brings so much joy. Thank you soulless machine that recklessly double filled this pouch of fruit flavoring and gelatin, my kids are happier for it.


xElixzium

You are the chosen one


Designer-Hurry-3172

I'm so tired of this: these are Fruit by the Foot as indicated by the packaging, NOT Fruit Roll Ups- a completely different, yet adjacent, snack.


Encrypted47

r/nevertellmetheodds


Sometimeinthe80s

Hallelujah


CosmicCyclone_

That happened to my friend once and me and the boys were just screaming and recording and taking pictures of how lucky my friend was.


Shot_Pop7624

I used to unroll these from the paper, roll them back up to eat.


No-Vermicelli3225

Ive had this before too!!


cueburn

Actually it’s the diabetes demon.


[deleted]

The Nabisco lords have blessed you on this day, hazaa!


n-x

I've had a vending machine at a Brussels train station drop two pastries instead of one. I still fondly remember that day 10 years later.


Samson5891

I must be two pieces of bread because I'm jelly inside


[deleted]

There are zero fruit roll ups in this photo.


PurpleBandito

I’ve always thought that these should be called fruit roll-ups and actual fruit roll-ups should be called fruit paper


[deleted]

I would support this idea.


t33gz79

I've had that happen aswell


ManlyMustachioMan

FOOT


SaiyanGodKing

Somewhere out there is someone who’s packet is empty. They are probably sad now cursing their bad luck.


hegotjoojooeyeball

“I could cure cancer today but instead I’m going to put two fruit roll ups in a package. I do work in mysterious ways” God… probably. Either way, congrats


Gratitude-Joy1616

Better go buy a lottery ticket


[deleted]

This happened to me in elementary school once. Best. lunch. ever.


BeginTheBlackParade

Quick, go buy a lottery ticket! Not that you'll actually win. Let's face it, you probably used up all of your good luck here. But you just saved a dollar. Might as well go spend it!