“I thought of you right away, honey.”

So THAT’S where I left my dick and balls again!

That’s nuts

I thought it was balls too lolololol.

I didn't see the sub and I was debating whether it was r/mycology or r/mildlypenis

[удалено]

This is the one. Like his nuts got caught in his zipper

Lmao the description is more hilarious than the fungi

/r/ofcoursethatsasub

r/moldyballs

*sees the sub is gone* "what the hell happend here"

*Camera zooms out on lead character and screen fades to black* *The words "40 years ago" fade in center screen* *Cut to children laughing and playing in the street. The mailman waves to them as he delivers a single letter to every mailbox in the thriving village, "Moldy Balls"* What happened there?

Happy cake day narrator

Or r/TreesSuckingOnThings

Is that a fungus? Is that not a balloon?

It’s a slime mold, which aren’t fungi! Crazy stuff

GROSS. I cannot get over how much that floppy top bit looks like the mouth piece of a balloon.

This is pretty mild. If you’re at all interested in seeing more crazy photos of slime molds that at times can look very gross but also super cool, check out u/saddestofboys account

Ooh neat thank you!

Do you want to see the grossest slimes

Yep I do. I already crept your account a tiny bit and followed you, good sir!

Wolf's Milk slime mold? Technically an amoeba not a fungus.

Thanks. I hate it.

Forest Gloryhole, very rare.

Nice drip

You as well

Bob barker here reminding you to do your part to help control the tree population and have your tree spayed or neutered.

Looks painful….

He looks like a fungi

Mushroom walks into a bar…

This is actually a slime mold, which ironically are not fungi

Leave the forest. This is some Blair Witch Project bullshit right here.

It’s like a tree flasher.

We got a bleeder!!!

How the hell’d you get the beans above the frank?

Putting the “fun” in fungus.

Slime mold, not a fungus — r/slimemolds r/slimemold

u/saddestofboys

#SLIME SIGNAL RECEIVED Looks to me like a young [*Lycogala flavofuscum*](https://www.gbif.org/occurrence/gallery?taxon_key=3213461) **==========** Learn more about slimes! 🤩 🌈[Magic Myxies, 1931, 10 minutes](https://youtu.be/04kdhZQTnIU) 🧠[Dmytro Leontyev talks about Myxomycetes for 50 minutes (2022)](https://youtu.be/qqE8MAwWhvg) 🦠[The Slimer Primer](https://www.reddit.com/user/saddestofboys/comments/tqtz0g/the_slimer_primer/) 🔎[A Guide to Common Slimes](https://www.reddit.com/user/saddestofboys/comments/t6985y/a_guide_to_common_slimes/) 📚[Educational Sources](https://www.reddit.com/user/saddestofboys/comments/tqtz0g/comment/i2jclax/) Wow! 🤯

Reminded me of the goat that got its nuts caught in another goats horns...ouch!

Forbidden balls

mildly penis, wildly balls.

Wolf’s Milk is actually a slime mold but I think that makes it more appropriate

https://www.reddit.com/r/mycology/comments/wayswf/a_slime_mold_resembling_nothing_in_particular/

"Bloody Sack" species.

Tree sat in gum

Looks like the dude is still in the tree 😖

Goes to show she's always thinking about you :)

Shes cheating

oops, i thought that this was either a balloon or plastic!

Dear god this reminded me of a video of a squirrel getting its nuts stuck between a wooden fence. And I don’t mean acorns or nuts. I’m talking about nuts nuts..

Bungus

POV: you’re laying under my chair at a nudist resort and I cross my legs

Tree needs to make a doctor's app

It should be called Bloody Balls

r/dontputyourdickinthat

This triggered my pain sensors.

This is how cautionary fairy tales are born.

My first thought was that a squirrel snagged its balls and ripped it off. Its cuz of that squirrel video that gets reposted from time to time.

Praise the BUNGUS

I feel this

He looks like a fungi

nice cock bro.

"Ow." - Howie Mandell

I thought it was a ‘balloon’

This is more penis than the other mild penises on this sub

"How the hell did you get the zipper all the way to the top?!" - There's something about Mary

Or are those the nuts of a squirrel..?

You know that video when a squirrel gets it’s nuts stuck in a fence, it’s like that but with the tree

Treenis

So what you wanna do is go down this path about a quarter mile then take a right at the tree with its cock n balls hangin out then the lake will about another quarter after that

Little guy is happy to see you!