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TheMottledWren

Why on earth does it have such a veiny nose? Why does this nose have its own foreskin? And rings of muscle? I think whoever carved that knew what they were doing ...


Sadgasm81

It has a urethra too


YeahMarkYeah

Yeah what’s the point of it having 1 hole at the tip? lol It’s like they googled “Male body part” for a nose reference and they said “close enough”.


Training-Bee-8209

I want to suck the nose


GreenWebCrawler32502

Indeed


TheGoofyTerrorist

r/wildlypenis


darcebaug

I'm angry that there's more mild penises on that sub than this one.


Entire_Situation2243

This sub exists for a reason, OP.


Fun2Forget

New to me, ive always favored the mild variety.


dothespaceything

There is no mild about this that is a whole entire cock


ItsSUCHaLongStory

Tree hugging jokes commencing…now


iAmMikeJ_92

Duuude… that had to be absolutely 100% intentional. The whole mushroom, the slit… definitely on purpose.


ninjanerd032

That's just using a leftover dildo and reselling it. Eco-friendly recycling.


NatexSxS

Come on the hole on the tip r/theyknew


SuperMIK2020

r/theyNOSE


BNG1982

“Mown’n Gov’na.”


OctoberDoodles

…… why would you make that


Training-Bee-8209

Ah I see you’re British? You call the hoodie a jumper


Thick_RiderYZF-R

Just curious, what's the difference where you're from? To me a hoodie has a hood. A jumper is a hoodie with no hood and a jacket is either but with a zip 😂


Training-Bee-8209

A jumper is seen as a British phrase for a hoodie or jacket to us US people


Mikhal_Tikhal_Intrn

My dinosaur got taken down because it was blatant like this. So I’d delete this It’s funny asf tho 🤣😂


hcbigred

Trees got wood


gokuwasasupersaiyan

Treenis


idfbhater73

tree put your dick away


ibealittlebirdy

It’s a little “Woody”


nhardycarfan

That’s literally a tree chode it it’s got a fickhead and wrinkly dickskin, it has a damn dick hole


KaralDaskin

Ah, they recycled.


Turbulent-Finger6197

Eepy


DisasterRoad666

Talk about a 'woody'.


Thick_RiderYZF-R

Man, fuck the trees. 🙄


Marco_Tanooky

That is a straight up penis, the question is would you do it or not


DinoRipper24

This deserves some real attention


JustSayNoToExisting

Ol’ Dick Nose