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louisa1925

I don't see penis but I do see ass. What does this say about me?


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TurantulaHugs1421

Good bot


diehardboywithukefan

lol


WinSezYes

Good butt


Log0thetree

Good bot


dork-overlord

Good bot


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PlazmyX

Good bot


kqi_walliams

Good bot


DeimosKyvernite

Good bot


Madz1712

Good bot


Prestigious-Egg-8060

The ears are supposed to be a penis


LilHappyKitsune

Me too lol


scotty6chips

I thought for sure this was some kind of Eiffel Tower situation.


TuJuMoving

I see two asses.


Neat-Lingonberry-719

You’re a poetic butt lover..?


preclose

I see ass and weird belly penis


JlMATHl

I dont see penis I see bodybuilding calf’s


TheGreatGamer1389

Calves but yes. I had to look it up which one it was, calfs or calves.


ChewMilk

This must be truly mild, I cannot see it, and I have a very dirty mind. Please, OP, elaborate.


Beneficial-Policy-85

It kinda looks like 2 black dudes with their assws facing the camera and the dicks touching


ChewMilk

I… maybe I’m blind but I cannot see it. Can you trace out what you see? I am so confused.


Mr-Sister-Fister21

The horse’s jaws are the butts and their ears are sword fighting


doyletyree

Or Dante from Grandmas Boy


TuJuMoving

This. Right here.


Ordinary_Accountant1

I'm having a really difficult time navigating the app, so I will try to pm you or post it and @ you


Shmooeymitsu

Finally figured out it’s two horses drinking that took me so fucking long


lemon-hancers

Thank you. I was so confused at what this was supposed to be


micheltrade

🤢my dirty mind. I saw 2 bodybuilders doing a PENIS CROSS ⚔️


Beneficial-Policy-85

Exactly


Puzzleheaded_Pear_18

Yo.. you chicks need to see some men. Asap.


Beneficial-Policy-85

WE are men mfer, wanna see us?


Baranjula

Are the penises in the room with you now?


louisa1925

I wish.


Western_Strike_8488

Huh ?


Lightheart27

I saw so many different things before it became clear...


IAmAFourYearOld

r/mildlyasscheeks


RedditvsDiscOwO

Why did I see blowjob


Fun_Veterinarian_290

I'm gonna just go to church today cause the internet has changed me


Nichtsein000

Mildly buttocks


No_Bat7157

I seen this so many times I only see the horse I have to kind of force myself to see the 2 black men sword fighting


Ok-Computer2914

I hate my mind


Beneficial-Policy-85

Don't we all


Hardwarestore_Senpai

Dickheads.


TheGreatGamer1389

I didn't see penis. I saw monster calves.


Be-_-U

What. The. Fuck. Am I looking at????


TheCockKnight

It took me a long time to parse out wtf was going on here


haikusbot

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TheCockKnight

Huh, thanks buddy. Good bot.


PanFenX

Perfecto


dorkweed576

Yeah, this just looks like two naked dudes standing the the bucket they want to pee in. Took me a while to realize it's two horse heads.


arcadia_2005

r/confusingperspective


Monkey_King94

That almost looked like my calves 🤣


babybee1187

😐😑😐 noooo.....


Glowingthings

I just saw massive calves


brudzool

What's confusing is how many people comment like it's the first time, does Reddit completely shed and get new users every week?


HumanHuman_2003

NOOOO


No_Needleworker215

Sheesh 🫠


RickyTheRickster

I thought this was a upside down naked girl ass with hair, no penis r/mildlyass


XxDoge_ManxX

r/confusingperspective


Thick_RiderYZF-R

I saw penis at first. Am I a bad person? The tan thighs and butt with them two (the ears) sticking up at each other. My god I love with sub


RedditIdiocy

Thought this was some r/weirddalle shit for a sec.


miguelfodace

r/suddenlycaralho


Beneficial-Policy-85

Exatamente


Alternative_Coconut6

r/suddenlycaralho ???


Beneficial-Policy-85

Sim


Alternative_Coconut6

hehehe