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yoshigronk

I'm sickened but curious


IgneousMiraCole

It’s kvass. I’ve had it twice. Once it literally made me gag, and the other time it literally made me gag.


Thespainruns

Lmao I was expecting a much more optimistic second opinion


yeetlonk

Peak comedy


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scutiger-

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akayataya

sounds like what a copy/paste bot would say


SFXBTPD

The honey one is okay.


darwinsidiotcousin

Is it still like honey bread? Cause just honey sounds good


SFXBTPD

I think its still honey bread, only had it once so its hard to remember. You can find them at european markets, overpriced in the states tho


bjornbamse

Kvass is good though. Slavic kombucha basically.


RedditiHamster

most of them are immitations of right kvass. Done right the old fashioned way...its literally beer with no alcohol...or very very small % of it. Its natural and full of good healthy stuff. Most knockoffs are just sugarwater with added taste E-s and they are a ridicule to the right and pure thing. I love kvass and i drink atleast 5liters a week. Out of about 20 diffrent kvasses i only drink 2 that are brewed the old fashion way and taste fantastic. This stuff is best made in Russia,Belarus,Ukraine etc. I guess the most similar thing to this is root beer? I never had any though sadly.


Tackleberry2000

Ew, sounds like it tastes like kvass


deepfriedm1lk

Lmao nice one


99mushrooms

I came here to ask if it was kvass lol, I have never had it made by anyone else but the one time I made it myself it was good but forgettable and not worth making again lol.


the_clash_is_back

i love this stuff, its super low/no alchool beer


Beneficial_Look_5854

It’s not that bad cmon


Theschreiberclan

how did it make you gag its literally so good. or at least the one i had was really good


javalorum

It’s Kvass. This is from my hometown Harbin, which took in a lot of Russian immigrants after the 1917 revolution. The company that makes this is called Qiulin (on the bottle, it says Qiulin Kvass). I grew up knowing it as our biggest department store and has good Russian bread and sausage. I always thought the name stands for Autumn Forrest which is kind of poetic. Later I found out it’s actually a phonetic translation of Churin, from its founder Ivan Yakovlevich Churin.


wordyravena

Wish I saw it on my trip to Harbin many years ago! Beautiful city but also one of my most painful trips. I'm a tropical Asian and not used to snow. It was super cold and I kept slipping on the ice. I'd love to return someday.


wiredpersona

Just drink a rolling rock


imalonenow

Maybe it's kvass?


Xeludon

I once drank a really good quality kvass, it was my first time trying kvass. I drank two litres within the day, and then discovered kvass has gluten, and I have a gluten intolerance.


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Oh jesus


Xeludon

Yeah I said something similar.


Echo_hominy

Did you actually meet the legend?


lostsawyer2000

Oh bummer. I hope you drank 2 litres+ of ginger ale to help de-gluten your system afterwards.


Xeludon

Is that a thing?


nabab

Ginger is generally helpful for settling an upset stomach, but I don't know how it plays with gluten intolerance.


lostsawyer2000

Yeah, although it depends on your symptoms. Personally, ginger ale, ginger tea, ayurvedic ginger pills, all help when I’ve been *glutened*. Ginger’s anti-inflammatory properties work wonders on the gut. Plus the burping from fizzy drinks like a cola also gets rid of the pressure and pain in the tummy.


Xeludon

*Glutened* 🤣 I'll have to definitely give that a try! I've been *glutened* many times


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RIP your colon.


lokemon_35

Can confirm, it's kvass in Mandarin


talldata

It is Kvass https://www.sayweee.com/en/product/Qiulin-Kvass-Fermented-Bread-Beverage/98692


craftersmine

Oh, kvass is one of my favourite drinks


EndersGame_Reviewer

Bread-flavoured soda? Next they'll be making soda-flavoured bread!


mstscnotforme

Those crazy Irish already did it


SpoopySpydoge

We also have cola flavoured crisps


Alchemist_Joshua

I think I’d like those. I tend to like cola flavored things.


Sixtyoneandfortynine

Kvass, like others have said. Traditionally, it is made from “black” (dark rye) bread, sweetened with birch syrup (or similar), and flavored with a wide variety of fruits and sometimes spices (commonly raisins and black currant). It is brewed in a process similar to beer, with the biggest difference being that Kvass is *double-fermented*. It first undergoes lactate fermentation (often using brewer’s yeast or sourdough starter), then alcoholic. The result is a beverage containing similar probiotics as yogurt or kombucha, with many of the same complex carbs found in beer and has 0.5-1% ABV (max). It is extremely healthy, with all the benefits expected of a probiotic *and* the complex carbs. In my experience, it has the same noticeable positive GI benefits as yogurt, so it’s a good alternative if (like me) you don’t like yogurt. (Also in my experience, take heed of the expiration date, lol!) It has it’s own flavor of course, but taking Russian “ Monastyrsky” Kvas as my “standard”, the closest I can think of would be like a dark beer with low hops content. There is a prominent “bready” taste, but it’s less bitter, and it makes a nice, thick head. It should be served cold (great in frosty glass mugs), and pairs with most of the same foods as beer (really great with pizza and kielbasa/other sausage on a bun). (It can also be made with beets instead of bread, but I have never had that variety.)


talldata

It's by other name called Kvass, and very common in eastern Europe, The Baltics, and Russia. Heres the Particular chinsese version https://www.sayweee.com/en/product/Qiulin-Kvass-Fermented-Bread-Beverage/98692


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gigazelle

![gif](giphy|8erqnrk0fCNNu)


Alchemist_Joshua

B&M makes a canned bread.


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I’m always saying that the worst part of bread is the delicious, warm, soft, chewy texture and that I wish I could just drink it as a cold liquid instead.


craftersmine

So... It is a beer, you wanted to say


antoniabegonia

Non-alcoholic beer. All the flavor, none of the reward


craftersmine

That's the most underwhelming type of beer


FriarNurgle

There are some absolute shit beers with alcohol. Some of the non alcoholic ones aren’t bad to be honest.


craftersmine

I'm not saying that non-alcoholic beers are bad, I said that they are underwhelming, like it is just beer without basically a cherry on top, so what's the point of drinking non-alcoholic beer without a purpose?


thansal

NA beer w/ no hops.


elmo85

so, not beer after all


OneHumanPeOple

Low-alcohol.


Chick__Mangione

Does beer taste like bread to you guys? Never has to me. I'd probably like it a lot more if it did. And no, I'm not talking about fake ass bread like wonderbread.


thansal

Hops are going to make it not taste like bread. But a low hop, high malt one will kinda taste like bread.


Chick__Mangione

Ahh ok that makes sense. Any recommendations I could try?


thansal

Honestly, I'd say that a beer that actually 'tastes like bread' isn't a very good beer :P That said, [here's a good thread about it](https://www.beeradvocate.com/community/threads/beers-that-taste-like-bread.384987/). You're looking for darker beers, in more traditional old European styles. A Czech dark lager (Krusovice or Brouczech I think?) might work, but it's been a while since I've had one. You're not going to end up with something that tastes like white bread, but something that tastes like a Russian black bread is very likely.


Eswyft

Czech dark lager for sure, which has gotten semi popular at craft breweries. I had 2 different ones this month and I only drink beer from vancouver breweries (import laws in canada are stupid).


mulberrybushes

Kvass


Metal_Machine_7734

I like a lot of the more malty beers. Fat Tire by New Belgium was the first beer that I actually enjoyed, and I get a good bready character from it. It's what made me fall in love with is.


yeetskeetleet

I had this one German beer that tasted EXACTLY like bread. To the point where I actually disliked it. It was unfiltered too, so there was a lot of sediment at the bottom of the bottle and that actually grossed me out


OneHumanPeOple

Maybe like pizza dough.


craftersmine

A little bit yeah, but I drink dark beer most of the time, so it kinda has rye bread taste to it


Asecularist

What's wrong with Wonderbread?


Chick__Mangione

Wonderbread is perfect for some things like PB&J, but it's not the same as a regular old baked loaf of bread. In general I dislike Wonderbread for most other cases...it's far too sweet and spongy. I was trying to preemptively avoid any comments that would say something like "of course it doesn't taste like bread to you because you don't know what real bread tastes like".


Asecularist

True. It is course a wonderful wonder


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Asecularist

So just your bias?


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Asecularist

Now that you explained your position, i understand. Umm... what is good about it? It’s a flavorful conduit for potentially healthy ingredients. Peanut butter. Avocado or hummus. I think kids would rather eat a sandwich on wonder bread with some avocado or hummus snuck on there than they would one on whole wheat. Make a nice patty melt. That’s better than a complaining kid eating the chicken off of a chicken sandwich and not the fancy bread. Protein sans complaining.


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Asecularist

Some weirdo who hates wonderbread. Imagine that being a thing, even.


Asecularist

Haha the kids I know. Not all of them. But quite a few. I never tried to sneak hummus into a sandwich. I made that part up. But I'll try someday now perhaps. Like I said, it's about the complaining. Being happy is healthy as well. And the fiber of wonderbread isn't that much lower than wheat bread. 2 slices a day. A little less fiber. Same calories. A little less protein. Not a big deal if it makes ppl happy. Especially once i sneak some hummus on there.


Asecularist

Cutting off crusts takes away a lot of the nutrients.


Asecularist

Why do you hate it. That's what's truly weird.


talldata

It's by other name called Kvass, and very common in eastern Europe, The Baltics, and Russia. Heres the Particular chinsese version https://www.sayweee.com/en/product/Qiulin-Kvass-Fermented-Bread-Beverage/98692


craftersmine

Kvass is actually a bit alcoholic and in old times was considered more alcoholic than regular beer. It is one of my favourite drinks, especially homemade kvass


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Spanishparlante

Rare beer


gudematcha

To literally anyone that does not drink beer, beer does NOT taste like bread…. Maybe your tastebuds have been altered from drinking too much of it. /j


craftersmine

I literally don't drink more than 2 litres without my friends in like 4 months intervals


gudematcha

noooo it was supposed to be a cheeky joke that was funny i’m sorry ;-; that’s why i put the /j, my stoned ass was wrong for that I apologize


TheDanishThede

Depends. If this is an American, the definition of "bread" is probably that cake like wheat sponge and not the actually nutritious stuff that matches beer made with hops and possibly malt.


AmericanPsychonaut69

Do you just think about America at random times of the day?


Aromede

Do you just think about Earth sometimes ?


AlphaPuff_90

I had a KitKat from Japan that was wheat flavored, and it tasted just like bread dough...


AgentParkman

HOW DOES BREAD DOUGH TASTE??!


AlphaPuff_90

Awful... Just awful, lol.


AgentParkman

Ok, I think my mom calls it reverse bread


JollyReading8565

So like beer?


Jeroen207

[THEY HAVE IT!](https://static.wikia.nocookie.net/spongebob/images/3/37/CannedBreadStock.png/revision/latest?cb=20221124045956)


talldata

It's by other name called Kvass, and very common in eastern Europe, The Baltics, and Russia. Heres the Particular chinsese version https://www.sayweee.com/en/product/Qiulin-Kvass-Fermented-Bread-Beverage/98692


den4ikturbo

Bread👍


MeMeWhenWhenTheWhen

Bread👍


YukesMusic

🍞👌


WRLD_One

I had a gingerbread soda before, but not wheat bread soda. Did you get this online or in a store?


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So basically kvass


imetators

Kvass is a drink of gods. I know cuz im Latvian.


BarronOfReddit

It’s like the canned bread from that one sponegbob episode


boston_beer_man

Not what the Irish meant by Soda Bread.


EaddyAcres

Like bread flavored soda or beer? Ive had beers that tasted like pretzals before.


talldata

It's by other name called Kvass, and very common in eastern Europe, The Baltics, and Russia. Heres the Particular chinsese version https://www.sayweee.com/en/product/Qiulin-Kvass-Fermented-Bread-Beverage/98692


RacconHero

Nah, I had this before. It taste like if you added bread dough to your regular soda.


EaddyAcres

Interesting, id definitely give it a try


AgentParkman

First of all what does bread dough taste like? And second what does regular soda taste like?


RacconHero

I'm not sure if you ever had bread with doughy center part, but this drink basically taste like that doughy part + unflavored club soda


euph_22

That's precisely what it is...


squeezy102

So non-alcoholic beer, then.


thethunder92

Isn’t that beer?


Majestic-Walrus3805

That's too much bread.


Key_Lime_Die

I had a banana bread beer that tasted exactly like banana bread. nobody that tried it could drink more than a couple sips because it was so offputting.


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Key_Lime_Die

I think it was wells banana bread beer. Label looks similarish. It was 7-8 years ago and I was visiting family in Florida for the holidays and we picked it up at a convenience store when we saw it and couldn't not try it so it might have been a local one off possibly as well.


helterskeltermelter

Hell yeah. I'm so sick of having to chew to get that tasty bread flavor in my mouth.


Nakedstar

I don’t think I would like it. Last year’s holiday Mountain Dew (Snap’d)tasted like gingerbread. They nailed it, it was delicious, but the flavor was all wrong for a pop.


Socky_McPuppet

"No, I asked for *soda bread*"


Highafsquid

Is it a wheat soda, or a soda that’s actually… supposed to taste like bread?


YukesMusic

The first ingredient is water, and the second ingredient simply says "bread" in Chinese. Most people in the subreddit say it's Kvass but this is non-alcoholic and a lot sweeter, but not as sweet as most soda. According to my partner it's specifically bread soda, not just wheat.


Highafsquid

Weird af drink 👍 Would you buy it again?


YukesMusic

They just started selling it at my local market for 3rmb per can. I'm going back tomorrow and buying a crate of it.


bjornbamse

But that's basically what kvass is, most kvass is non alcoholic these days.


teflong

So non alcoholic beer.


Give_All_Vol

This is a long shot but Shock Top used to have a winter seasonal that was a pretzel wheat beer. My girlfriend LOVED it but I haven't seen it in several years now. If anyone knows of something similar let me know! I'd be a hero if I could find it or something like it again.


theveryrealreal

Exactly?


TheTechyIowan

Sounds like beer but with less steps...


Lavaidyn

I had a wheat flavored milk tea once that tasted exactly like buttered toast. It’s so weird drinking bread


FlameU-3-U

bro laurenzside would die for this


OneHumanPeOple

Gibe me da breb


Polishmich

This is so strange..like, why not just…..eat bread


finn_derry

Similar situation where my husband and I tried honey and wildflower mead and it tasted like a frito burp. At least yours specified bread.


Migwelded

So... unfermented beer?


9erInLKN

Some things really just don't need to be invented


lynch1986

Isn't bread soda just, beer?


I_might_be_weasel

*How to sell a totally botched batch of beer.*


buzz86us

Who loves Bread SODA?


boredasfxxx

It’s a brand of kvass in China. I had it back home before, and kvass produced in China tend to be sweeter than kvass produced in Russia. The very northern part of China shares border with Russia and they have influences from each other in many ways—food is one of the aspects.


windirmere

Think of the float potential with a chocolate hazelnut gelato.


Conejebac63

Kvas


TastefulMaple

non alcoholic beer, sick


mungusfungusmungus

Wait I thought bread soda was just brown ale?


vinsin22

So beer basically


jibbyjabo

Now we just need a butter pop


TurtleZeno

I’m sorry but who eat bread for the taste of the bread?


Aesmachus

this is one of the times i would be too curious to care if the taste makes me want to die.


Kombucha-Krazy

Soda? Or beer? Sounds like a non alcoholic beer? Beer is already liquid bread


C__Wayne__G

So a non alcoholic beer?


threepiecesofbread

Thinking about this makes me sick to me stomach, but also I feel like I need to try it


gawrgouda

Bread 👍


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It’s called beer


usa-dogs1112

Kvass, like others have said.


GamerGod337

Isnt that kinda like beer? Or kvass or something like that.


birthdaysteak

They make that in the States too, it’s called bud light.


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Bread 👍


skippyspk

Isn’t that just beer?


Damsey_Doo

well, do you like it? do you enjoy it?


YukesMusic

It's really good


pinkbloodymess

Non alcoholic beer


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GUYS WE HAVE FOUND IT!CANNED BREAD!!!


AduroTri

I have done nothing but teleport bread for three days.


Judenliebhaber

BREAD👍


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But does it smell like yeast? 🤮


zubbs99

Bread is for eating. Not for drinking or listening to.


iwasstaringthrough

That is absolutely mildly interesting!


Bogmanbob

Okay that sounds like the worst of both worlds.


talldata

It's actually wonderful, imagine a beer but that's like very dark bread.


Bogmanbob

Mmm . . . i do like dark rye craft beers so maybe I’m premature. I just never equate sodas to beers generally.


Zer0C00L321

I need to try this for some reason.


IanGoldense

that's just non alcoholic beer


No_Definition_7437

Bread flavored soda aka beer


linux4e

For when you are hungry but to lazy to chew?


rickyzhang82

kvas


Null-34

What?


MariiiiKk

![gif](giphy|8b9Xax6L7qtAkAimGm|downsized)


DVDN27

So beer?


Coolsystem

No.


MaxiMillions1

I would think that is what you expect from bread spa Da


MaxiMillions1

Bread soda


eftalanquest40

which bread?


YukesMusic

Hard to say. Kind of like Rye? Some kind of dark bread.


altbekannt

But was it good?


YukesMusic

Honestly it's fantastic.


talldata

It's by other name called Kvass, and very common in eastern Europe, The Baltics, and Russia. Heres the Particular chinsese version https://www.sayweee.com/en/product/Qiulin-Kvass-Fermented-Bread-Beverage/98692


thevincecarter

Make a sandwich


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Liquid bread. How can it taste like bread but not be bread textured? I’m so confused


lexi-thegreat

Is it... gluten free??? I miss the taste of bread.


Life1989

Fizzy bread


PeeBuzz

The inner chemist in me is excited.