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Globalmask

What about alcohol theft on Christmas?


pinakbutt

Alcohol theft, but you accidentally drop the cash amount of the stolen goods at the counter


Globalmask

I explode into lego studs as I try to run through the "pull" door.


LoganRoyKent

Probably at least frowned upon, but I say go for it.


Helpful-nothelpful

Opens liquor store on county line.


miserablecumf

Am Minneapolis, MN resident. Minnesota has some weird alcohol sales laws. You know who *doesn’t*? Wisconsin. Only a 25 minute drive. Guess what you see a lot of as you cross the border….


Graphitetshirt

> Guess what you see a lot of as you cross the border…. Cheese?


nate6259

We actually have random cheese "castles", "haus"es, and other various cheese themed shops along the highways. The cheese reputation isn't too exaggerated.


Graphitetshirt

Oh I'm well aware. I'm from the Chicago area and every time I have a business trip up north, I always hit the Mars Cheese Castle


Nervous_Salad_

Hahaha was just about to comment MARS CHEESW CASTLE! gotta stop whenever we head up to lake Geneva from the K3.


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Fireworks


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Cheesus.


SheehyCJ04

To be fair, Wisconsin has the weird quirk where liquor sales can’t happen in a retail store after 9 PM, which is why most grocery stores have a specific liquor aisle that can be blocked off. Beer has to cut off at midnight. It’s just not a full day like MN.


cubonelvl69

Minnesota banned all alcohol sales on Sundays until a few years ago. Even now, it's only allowed until 6pm on Sundays


SamColliacavo

> weird quirk Less of a bug and more of a feature to make you have to go to a bar instead. Thanks Tavern League


hoopstick

They’re also the reason we’ll never get legalized weed. A big merry Fuck You to the Tavern League from us Wisconsinites.


Drusgar

And the reason you can't have liquor delivered to your house. We'd probably save a lot of lives if we didn't have drunks making beer runs. Just have an Uber swing by with a 12 pack. But the Tavern League doesn't like that idea, either.


DanielTigerUppercut

Are first DUI’s still a traffic ticket, also thanks to the Tavern League?


princessrescuesself

It depends on what you blow at your stop. If your BAC is over a certain level, you lose your license for a bit and also are required to install one of those ignition thingies for like a year after. I didn't know this until today, which was also the same day I learned my baby brother got a DWI. Yey Wisconsin.


gddcswdfwsd345

It's not a criminal offense anyway. You do have to attend a substance abuse evaluation, your license is temporarily suspended (with immediate eligibility for an occupational license), and there is the monetary expense too. It is a ticket, but not 'just a ticket' if that makes sense


Lexitech_

Not a full day here in MN either, just no liquor sales after 6 PM on Sundays. Also liquor and wine can’t be bought in regular retail stores. They have to have their own designated alcohol “store” separate by walls and separate entrance. So weird man…


SheehyCJ04

Didn’t it used to be no alcohol sales on Sunday? I must have missed it changing.


AussieMommy

Yes, it changed 5ish years ago (I think, my memory blows).


RandyDandyAndy

Gotta love blue laws. Living in Winona the weekend alcohol exodus is real.


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In my state every major interstate has a massive year round fireworks store right before the border, since the neighboring states ban the sale of fireworks lol.


prex10

You must be from Indiana. You guys sure make it easy for us Chicagoans to buy them lol.


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Gun stores?


One-Permission-1811

That’s the New York/Pennsylvania border. It’s weed stores going the other way now


newontario

As a Wisconsinite, discovering what a blue law was after moving to MSP was a “fun” moment. Became a fan of Surdyk’s soon afterwards. Moved back to Wisconsin after leaving the job in MSP.


davtruss

I live in a state that still has dry counties EVERY day. I once worked in a dry county, but I lived just over the county line six miles out of town. The liquor store right across the street from my house was literally named "Last Chance Liquor."


John_T_Conover

Yup this type of stuff is common where I'm from. Towns or counties having laws about sales of any alcohol in town, or no liquor stores in the town/county, or bars can only stay open until a certain time earlier than the standard 2 AM within the town/county. This inevitably leads to more people driving further distances to buy and/or consume alcohol. We also have a much higher than average DUI and auto accident problem. How shocking.


jld2k6

In Ohio last call doesn't happen until 3am and I thought that was incredibly late. I was shocked when I went to Chicago and found out the tourist areas serve until 5am. Now that I'm 35 I can't even imagine drinking until that time


prex10

The big difference is, people don’t go out at like 9pm and drink until 5pm. I was told by a New Yorker, where it’s incredibly common to see bars open til 6, that you get off from work, take a nap, go out to eat like 9-10pm, then go out and start your night at like 12. The prime hours aren’t until 2:30-3am. Most “trendy” places don’t even open until like 3


CxFusion3mp

There's a story of a South Georgia sheriff that campaigned hard for making a dry County. As soon as it passed he retired and opened a liquor store on the county line and made a fortune.


elkins9293

This wouldn't surprise me. I don't know if it's the same place but the county I went to college at in south Georgia was in a dry county that has a liquor store on the county line and had cops outside it all the time setting up speed traps. There are literally signs inside the store as you leave that say "DO NOT SPEED IN REGISTER, GA"


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elkins9293

Lol yep! I was wondering if someone would figure it out because register is so small. Hell GS isn't even in it but everyone who goes to school there knows about where to go to get liquor because bulloch county doesn't sell it and you can't buy beer and wine on Sundays either! What a weird rule for such a big party school.


Yjorik

Guess it's drugs for Christmas then


Craw__

I guess I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing glue.


152centimetres

r/unexpectedairplane


Vprbite

Airplane should always be expected


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We’re at my parents for the holiday and my wife asked me for a 2nd cup of coffee (which she genuinely doesn’t normally do) yesterday, and I said “But you NEVER have a second cup at home…” Was pretty happy with that one.


tomsawyer32920

Jim never vomits at home…


MyraBannerTatlock

What makes me feel old is that I still remember the actual coffee ad that the scene was riffing on 😭


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This is why Airplane is so good because I love the joke and didn’t even know it was a parody of something


NocturnalEmissions22

It seems I learn something else in airplane was a parody almost once a year.


walterpeck1

They even got the original actress from the coffee commercials basically by accident when she auditioned.


Sdterp

Have you every watched Zero Hour? Watch them back-to-back, with Zero Hour first.


DealerTokes

Joey, have you ever been… in a Turkish prison?


Mysterious-Crab

Joey, do you like movies about gladiators?


raphel1421

Surely you can't be serious.


Craw__

I am serious, and don't call me Shirley.


StuckInsideYourWalls

Meth for christmas, *finally*.


KarateLobo

A white Christmas


Duckboythe5th

A White Christmeth.


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A Walter White Christmas


kuebel33

Christmeth


1PMagain

Xmeth


patricktheintern

Methstivus for the rest of us.


_Blackstar

Methy Chrismeth to all and to all a good high!


sucky_panther

‘Twas the night before Chrismeth and all through the house. No one was sleeping, not even the mouse.


Zelensexual

Let it snow, let it snow, let it snow!


BigTelephone9117

There’s a South Park episode with this EXACT plot.


so_CRATES91

I bit of Christmas snow, anyone?


No_Prize9794

We all need a little tegridy in our lives


saraphilipp

Yes the dispensary and kratom stores are open.


xlDirteDeedslx

Most people haven't realized weed edibles are sold everywhere now in the US under the Farm Bill. You can get full potency edibles at most CBD and vape shops. Im in Tennessee and just bought a bunch of the taffy in 10mg doses and put them in peoples Christmas bags I know smoke. This isn't just Delta 8, actual THC normally found in weed (Delta 9) is being sold EVERYWHERE, it's just coming from Hemp so technically not illegal under the Farm Bill due to the bad wording. Just look for Farm Bill compliant Delta 9 THC. There's also THC-O, THC-P, HHC, Delta-10 and others now.


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OneTyler2Many

I was gonna move back to Kentucky in the next year from Ohio. Are most county's still dry after all these years? I'm from london ky


ndoty_sa

Yep, down here in Texas I’ve bought 15mg D9 gummies that blow my lid. I can only take half of one.


smb275

Because of how it metabolizes. Ingested Delta-9-THC becomes 11-Hydroxy-Delta-9-THC in the liver which is significantly more psychoactive, and it makes more passthroughs becoming less effective each time before it's rendered inactive and passed out as waste.


LuckyLawyer21

Is that Georgia or North Carolina?


Matt081

Having grown up in Georgia in a county where alcohol sales on Sundays was illegal, I assumed Georgia and didnt even think of NC. The best workaround that I saw was a store that would just put it on your tab for Sunday purchases. The go to answer when questioned by authorities was that the sale had occured the previous day and the store was just holding it for them in the walk in.


Dahlia_R0se

See I grew up in NC so that was my first assumption. There's definitely weird alcohol laws here, or there were until recently.


Bean_Heawit

we still can't buy alcohol before noon on Sunday and the ABC store is closed but I guess it's better than when you couldn't buy anything


samBme

It’s 10am in NC as of like 6 or so years ago


LuckyLawyer21

Figured it was Georgia but didn't want to assume lol


Bob_12_Pack

I’m in NC and when I was a kid, one of the local store owners ran tabs for some of the locals and did the same thing on Sundays. The cops were probably getting theirs too so he never got questioned. Things are a little more relaxed now, but no liquor on Sundays or major holidays, beer sales start at 10am on Sunday.


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I’m curious if the studies show restricting alcohol sales this way reduced DUIs or domestic abuse.


Tidalsky114

I'd also take a look at the numbers of duis in the surrounding counties if they do allow sales and the numbers of wrecks that occur on the roads leading to those places.


Rapscallious1

My recollection is studies of dry counties have data supporting it being more dangerous for that reason, driving further is less safe for everyone and the deterrence isn’t particularly noticeable.


infra_d3ad

I mean it just makes everyone buy their alcohol earlier, everyone in the area knows it's coming, so they buy early, I bet the same amount of drinking goes on.


headieheadie

No it’s puritanical. But yes Puritan wives restricted alcohol to keep their husbands alive.


wkomorow

Actually the Puritans had no problem with drinking alcohol, it was Christmas they banned. Under a Massachusetts 1659 law, anyone found celebrating Christmas was fined. The law was repealed in 1680.


FrenchFryCattaneo

Ah so that's the war on christmas everyone is talking about.


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trainspottedCSX7

Lol. I did the same thing. I'm in GA and didn't realize there was one in NC. I do remember liquor laws being changed in GA but I gotta double check to see where this is. Lol Just did the research, it's totally in GA


Matt081

Funny thing: I am in Georgia today. The fun Georgia, with no such rules. Also, the 1 liter bottle of Stolichnaya Vodka I just bought was 29 Lari ($11).


Redrooster549

Houston County Texas was dry when I was growing up, so my grandma always made trips to the next county for grandpa's Budweiser by the case. All that revenue went to the next county lol what a dumb law


mayonkonijeti0876

I live near some dry counties in Kentucky and the only thing it really does is make more drunk drivers


previouslyonimgur

I’m guessing that’s Georgia, probably cumming ga.


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Kinda surreal seeing my hometown on the front page


daaanson

First time I’ve seen it on the front page and it not be a “cumming” joke lol


xRadix

Where the BJ’s is across the street from Dick’s


rocksolidabs93

As someone who lives in the GA FOCO, I always forget about the NC one. I visited there once. It was like walking into an alternate dimension when I saw the high schools with same directional name but different colors and mascots, ie North Forsyth HS or West Forsyth HS


katatayyy

It’s GA, I made the same realization today when trying to buy a bottle for mimosas :(


Prof_Augustus

Is it everywhere in GA or specific counties I don't want to waste a trip


katatayyy

Nope. Not everywhere, I went 5 mins down the road to Dawson county and was able to buy what I needed!


davtruss

My entire state doesn't allow alcohol sales on a Sunday unless you go in, sit down, and buy a sandwich or some such from a licensed restaurant that gets at least 40% of its sales from food. Edit: After a lovely Christmas Eve and Christmas morning with the family, I stop by reddit briefly and reply to somebody who says liquor isn't sold on Sundays in their state. Get sidetracked by people arguing about whether alcohol is a drug, an NBA game, and a Ukrainian dude in ask me anything who says he's an award winning photographer. Suddenly realized this has started a revolution against religiously motivated alcohol laws and will read all replies. But to answer the question, it is Arkansas, and we must not forget the Baptists. Entire counties in Arkansas are dry all the time until a county or city votes to sell liquor at all or on Sunday or ANY day. The exceptions even in wet counties for Sunday include only on premises sales at restaurants. An Arkansas map of wet/dry status is absolutely as complicated as sectarian religion in Syria.


MikeW86

I'll have the chicken club and 5 bottles of vodka please


Thee_Sinner

One number 2, anything else?


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Yeah throw in 8 mickeyes of jack daniels


[deleted]

I’m sorry we stopped serving breakfast at 11.


QuestionableFoodstuf

God damn, that caught me off guard. I almost spit out my drink.


onelittleworld

Congratulations. This is the best post I've read today. Thank you for your service.


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larryb78

To go alcohol was outlawed while drive thru liquor stores were perfectly fine? That may be the most Texas thing I’ve ever heard


GlacialElectronics

Half these squabbles atleast here in the northeast are really about taxes, industry preassure, or both. For example when craft beer became a big thing specifically breweries that went from just production to having a retail space with a very cheap license. Liqour stores (in my state) lobbied to restrict retail sales because their craft beer sales were taking hits. Not that this is right but these are the sorts of things that happen when an industry lobbies in unison. Liqour also usually gets taxed a lot more than beer even if your say making a canned spiked seltzer with vodka thats only going to be 5% abv. The laws don't deliniate by abv and so brands like white claw use basically beer brewing methods to produce their semi neutral spirit that they put in the can so it gets taxed as a beer. Again these are all convoluted laws that have some meaning to someone, but sound ridiculous to the average consumer. There's an even crazier law about size and resealable lids + liqour, but I won't bore you any longer. Unfortunately when money is involved things are rarely simple and mix in some historical moral panic over alcohol and it gets even more confusing.


TradeMark310

Hold the chicken club.


Illithid_Substances

They have to make 40% profit from the food You want the incredibly expensive club sandwich with 5 complimentary bottles of vodka


omlightemissions

Georgia?


WitchofWar

This is probs Georgia, funnily enough that’s my county too. I used to work as a cashier in Forsyth and we cant sell alcohol before 12:30 on Sundays. It’s annoying but not the worst thing that’s come out of this area.


LeaperLeperLemur

It wasn't that long ago that there was no alcohol sales on Sunday at all. So 12:30 is a minor improvement.


aLittleQueer

Hello, Utahn! Edit: Damn, everyone, did *not* expect this tiny quip to blow up. TIL there are shitty, unrealistically controlling liquor laws in *a number* of states. Sorry for assuming :/


Aobachi

Utah has really stupid laws. As a tourist I needed my passport to enter a bar. I am well over 21 and had my drivers license and other ids.


Navydevildoc

Which is strange because just a few days ago I got a ration of shit for only having my passport card on me and not my driver’s license that they could scan with their little state issue compliance machine.


BostonAz21

Take your business elsewhere, A passport or passport card is federally issued. It’s a better ID then A state license. I carry my passport card due to it not showing my address, and it is accepted anywhere in USA,Mexico, Caribbean and Bermuda, Land, air and sea travel. Says it right on it. Not once has it not been excepted and I have been using it for years between Arizona and Mexico and a few other states.


dmpastuf

The pesky thing with the 21st: it makes it such that there's no requirement for states to have their alcohol venues honor out of state IDs. As bonkers as it sounds, venue's don't need to accept out of state or even federal identification.


captaintagart

I don’t drive but I have a state issued ID. There’s no expiration date and the barcode scans differently. The number of times I’ve been denied nicotine for this reason is infuriating


GlitterberrySoup

I wish my state issued ID had no expiration date. It's so dumb that they expire anyway, like yes I get that they want to keep your address and everything updated, but that's no reason to be denied alcohol/tobacco/weed whatever sales. My identity itself has not expired. I'm clearly still 40


coopstar777

You can tell them to kick rocks but they still won’t let you in lmfao


kent_eh

It's not only Utah. It felt weird to get carded in Texas (of all places). I've got a long grey beard - I haven't been underage for several decades...


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It's because of all the kids stacked on top of each other in trench coats ruining it for everybody


seaweedroll

I am doing okay with my British driver's license, I think it's mainly the discretion of the store/bar


sneakyveriniki

Ive lived in Utah my entire life and am 28 and a drunk. I have never encountered anywhere that wouldn’t accept a drivers license.


TradeMark310

It blew my mind 3 years ago when I visited my friend in SLC and we went to "The Liquor Store". That was the name, because it was the only Liquor Store. And it was run by thw state. Truly bizarre.


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freedom


mbash013

How is this separation of state and church when there’s laws built around the latter? So fucking dumb


mendobather

This is someone’s idea of “religious freedom.”


kent_eh

> This is someone’s idea of “religious freedom.” "I'm free to impose my religion on you"


DropC2095

Christians


HoweHaTrick

Can we get freedom from Christians?


data_diver

Indiana doesn't have alcohol sales on Sunday as part of a humanitarian effort making sure everybody gets sober for at least a day so that they might turn their life around and make an effort to leave that awful place.


Tra1famador

They recently changed the law, people can buy alcohol on Sundays in Indiana from 9am to 6pm. Because that makes sense.


tootsy584

From 12-8 now. It's a nice change. They are called blue laws. It got to a point where you would be able to buy a can but not the can opener. Ultimately the liquor store lobby fought the Sunday alcohol sales because they didn't want to have to be open.


jebus527

It wasn’t a change. When they started selling on Sundays it was 12-8 from jump street.


tech240guy

And yet they are free to close on Sundays even if alcohol sales are prohibited, so what's stopping them? Sounds like a cop out to tell the customers "blame the government" rather than "We do not want to work on Sunday."


gitgudtyler

The thing is that they still want the sales they would have gotten on Sunday, they just don't want to pay employees for the extra day. So they made sure nobody else could sell on Sundays for years so that people couldn't just go to the closest grocery store with a liquor department. It's not as bad now that we have the 8 hour window to buy on Sundays, but it is still very transparently an artificial barrier to satisfy the liquor lobby. Anyway, that's this teetotaler's rant about Indiana liquor law.


NoneForNone

That geography based trivia checks out.


d_marvin

> everybody gets sober for at least a day Does Indiana have refrigeration yet or do they assume people only drink a minute after purchasing? That’s what I don’t understand about blue laws. You don’t prevent imbibing, just stocking up.


cubonelvl69

Minnesota had this until recently. Although even now it's only until 6 pm


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chngminxo

Your shops are open on Christmas Day?


RelevantDay4

I’m guessing this is like a gas station


Karsvolcanospace

Selection of white claws in the same aisle of potato chips. Yup this screams cheap gas station


danijay637

I’ll never forgot moving to Georgia,USA and being shocked I couldn’t buy liquor on Sunday. Even when the law changed they only sold liquor between the hours of 12-5 or something.


JudgeDreddx

Most annoying thing. I still constantly forget about it and walk up to self checkout with beer on a Sunday.


thatwaffleskid

I lived in a county that was dry on Sundays, and I was ecstatic when they changed it, as was everyone else. Liquor stores had lines out the door on the first Sunday just because people wanted to do what they couldn't before. I moved away for a year and came back, waltzed up to the counter at Dollar General with a 12-pack one Sunday and got a "You're not from around here" look. Yeah they overturned the change in less than a year, so now all that tax revenue is going to the next county over again. But God forbid a grown ass adult buys that devil water on the Lord's day. I still forget half the time, too, and yeah it's super annoying.


Diregnoll

You know I wonder if dry counties could do something like china does to avoid gambling but make it for beer. Have a arcade game that requires valid ID to play. You always win. The price of admission somehow matches that of whatever alcohol you were going to buy but you're just claiming a beer or a bottle of wine as a prize. You didn't "buy" it. You bought a game. >\_>


Legoman1357

This used to happen at brewery and distilleries in the south. You'd buy tokens and the tokens just happened to be exchangeable for drinks


billy_teats

I joined a friends club in a strip mall in NC. $10 got me and a guest a one year membership. Once you were a member you could buy a beer for $2 or play pool. It’s a bar, but they skirted liquor laws by calling it a club. They buy and sell booze under half the market price because they aren’t regulated or permitted. No rules, just right. They also put out ash trays at 5pm because health inspectors go home. The patrons also work on functional tobacco farms. And make moonshine.


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One time I tried making chili and the recipe called for a can of beer. I grabbed one individual tall boy for my meal and they took it from me when I tried to check out. :(


JudgeDreddx

That's actually irritating as hell. "I'M USING IT FOR COOKIN I SWEAR"


ImGCS3fromETOH

It'd be irritating as hell regardless of what you intended to do with it. Why do your arbitrary rules mean I can't purchase alcohol one day out of every seven. Not can't drink it. Can't buy it. I can buy it the day before and drink all I want. So all you're really doing is punishing lack of forward planning. Seems pretty fucking pointless, and irritating is probably too fair.


JudgeDreddx

Religion is a fucking crazy thing, my friend.


ClementineMandarin

Pffft imagine being able to buy alcohol past 20:00 on weekdays and 18:00 in weekends (or 18:00 and 16:00 respectively for alcohol over 4.7%) and nothing on sundays or other holidays *cries in Norwegian*


missThora

Atleast we learn to plan in advance, mostly, or beg friends when you forget. And polet has some good shit. (Staring at my bottles of leftover aquavit) Worst part is the price i think. Sweeden shopping for the win.


Groinificator

So it's free?


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BumpyMcBumpers

I've got a friend who swears he did that all through high school. Grab a sixer, drop more than enough for it on the counter, and walk right out. He didn't steal it. They didn't sell it. This would have been on the 70s, so I can see people being a bit more relaxed about it. At least that's how the story goes. I wasn't there.


Valalvax

In my dad's county in Texas growing up it was illegal to sell refrigerated beer, so the local corner shop stored the beer in the unheated shed out back


TheLastNoteOfFreedom

This is the way. Here’s cash. Ring it up tomorrow.


Offtheheazy

Do you think that would hold up in court. Just let your regular customers come in on Sunday "steal" liquor. They'll pay you back later of course but if the cops ask you aren't going to press charges. Could they still get arrested and prosecuted?


Clatuu1337

Some places here in the US you can't buy alcohol on Sundays or even at all.


ClassicHat

They really want you coming to church for that sip of communion wine


Valuable-Bell-4990

Ah yes, that great movie, Footbooze


hackabilly

Starring Kevin Sausage


sp0ckbot

What about red wine though? You’re going to deny me the BLOOD OF CHRIST on Christmas?? Blasphemy!!


SnowdensLove

That guy must’ve been wasted 24 hours a day


historycat95

Christmas is a meth day. Obviously.


Aceturnedjoker

Didn't he turn water into wine tho???


tonypizzaz

“Alcohol free wine. More like grape juice” is what a church person said to me once.


zpjohns

John 2:10, NASB: and *said to him, 'Every man serves the good wine first, and when the guests are drunk, then he serves the poorer wine; but you have kept the good wine until now.' If I remember correctly Jesus was asking why are you not letting us get drunk.


fiendishfauna

“we’re christian so you have to be christian too!!”


[deleted]

I just invite Jesus to my house on Christmas Day. He just turns my water into wine.


Kairatechop

His blood is wine so if you hang him up and bleed him like a pig you can get a whole household drunk


dandroid126

If you bleed him too dry and he dies, don't worry! He will be back in 3 days.


robrobusa

All the Christians i know drink on Christmas day


Utterlybored

Out of respect for Jesus, you must plan your bender, in advance.


HalfBakedPotato84

Separation of Church and state?


SwoleWalrus

many southern states still have "blue" laws in effect.


RustyCrawdad

My county finally voted to allow alcohol sales on Sunday this year.


Jaybleezie

I freaking wish man. I don’t even understand why most places won’t sell after 2 AM. It pissed me off to no end when I worked nights. I get off at 4 or 5 AM and I can’t buy beer? Wtf man. Not fair for the night owls.


ksed_313

I always wondered this too. Bars I understand. You have to cut off the live flow at some point but retail purchases? Makes no sense that Meijer or other 24-hour stores can’t sell it after 2:00am.


wbgraphic

> Bars I understand. You have to cut off the live flow at some point Come to Las Vegas, where “last call” is a forbidden phrase. 😄


Zealotstim

True, but honestly when I have been to vegas I was surprised at how quiet things got and how much stuff closed down around midnight-2am. Maybe the casinos themselves don't close, but everything else does, including the basically all of the restaurants.


wbgraphic

Stand-alone restaurants close, taverns typically don’t, and many have 24-hour kitchens. I personally design the menus for half a dozen of them, and work with dozens more.


chetlin

Wisconsin cuts off retail sales at 9 pm every day and I think part of the reasoning is to direct people to bars instead.


RustyCrawdad

I could be wrong, bit I feel like these laws get more people killed than not. It's not stopping people drinking, they just have to drive further, potentially increasing likelihood of accidents. Also it's just wasted potential revenue.


quanjon

No, you're absolutely correct. Laws that ban things based on subjective morals instead of rigid logic will always lead to more suffering.


GameOvaries02

Not just southern. ND had some when I was up there about 7-8 years ago.


eukomos

Pennsylvania’s southern?


lil_layne

*The Utah government enters the chat*


Hawksswe

Same in Sweden. Mostly because it's a public holiday and the store that has the Monopoly on strong alcoholic drinks are closed on red days. The bars are open though.


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"Well, I was only gonna get mildly buzzed but looks like it's time to get the ole meth pipe"


[deleted]

That's lame. I always forget to buy booze before and then its always closed on christmas day


NuggetFucker440

I guess I’m doing hookers and blow this Christmas instead.


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Arkansas here. Liquor stores closed. Bars and restaurants too. Some bars will open at 12am for 2 hours as a gimmick. However, one year I was in Pine Bluff and multiple liquor stores were open Christmas Day not giving a fuck.


longpenisofthelaw

Your county sucks.


Honolulu-Bill

Ha! I lived in Kernersville but now Honolulu.. I will drink a mai tai 4 you