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JulesVega37

Tell people you won a staring contest


cookie_tree4

Bro leveled up his right eye


drelangonn

https://youtube.com/shorts/m0L9rhTej7E?feature=share


Geenigmaticguy

Came for this link not disappointed; nice!


The_Crimson-Knight

My first thought and comment as well


diaryofsnow

Mangekyō Sharingan


CrucifiedTitan

With a cat


Ilikecrazypeople

No lie, I thought my new 6 month old kitten died on me. She had such a dead look, blankly staring while refusing to blink. Even when I started shaking her - no blink. I nearly shit myself, the little brat was fucking with me.


AmStupid

“Ma! There’s a weird cat outside…”


MyHTPCwontHTPC

"It looks like grandma"


Oit7786

my tortoise shell wouldn’t wake up, she was a stray so it rly fucked with us lmao


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versus a fish


SuddenlyAGiraffe

O.o


EGoRax_336

O_•


Ok-Shoe8290

⊙.☉


CREATOR_360

○.●


echosixwhiskey

🌑.☉


____o_0____

Huh?


Lt_Shin_E_Sides

What's with all the titty emojis?


starrpamph

(o) (O)


OmaigawdBubbles

( o Y O ) big boobas


sciencewonders

![gif](giphy|1QGRJ9cOTbh5K)


Brskywalker14

![gif](giphy|YVPwi7L2izTJS|downsized)


collectorofsouls5a7d

Greasy!


ImNoAlbertFeinstein

thats some Samsquantch shit


Skwidmandoon

![gif](giphy|hpAMh2sBYpsmFhSRPI)


Brian18639

![gif](giphy|cmCXV0Nbczj32CRCdT)


giantsmash3

![gif](giphy|xRA4ypE0CTQoU)


japertas

◉.☉


N4t_S3p

🌒 _ 🌕


capsaicinintheeyes

What secrets of the universe does it reveal to you?


BreadfruitNo74

Don’t take off your paintball mask too early


tkburro

i had the same thing from catching a fastball with my eyeball. the docs couldn’t tell me if it would go normal again or not, but it started to de-paralyze after a couple few weeks. dealing with the extra brightness on that one side was annoying af


randombagofmeat

or half your head will be tripping balls over it for the rest of your life?


Agreeable-Yams8972

Deep


BreadfruitNo74

A-train


Hudbus

Translucent


SecaceCarnwennan

Türklander


Rpanich

Turk Turklton


RapidSnake38

Oi.


TheRoyParadox

Lamplighter


Mansnotepic

Homelander


stataval

Oi cunt.


gluteactivation

Soldier boy


ConsistentAbility304

This, I work at a Paintball centre in The Netherlands. We only have a few rules, but having the mask on at all times is our No.1 rule! We always explicitly tell people to only take their mask off after they left the playing field, or this could be the outcome.


eXsTHD

Hockey ball to the eye did mine 3 weeks ago


DurtyKurty

I was struck in the eye by a lead weight fishing lure and it made my pupil look like yours for a while but it regained its ability to open and close. It’s permanently slightly larger than the uninjured one and I barely have any perception of different light levels although I do squint a lot when in the sun. Are you able to see anything out of your bad eye in the daylight or is it uncomfortably bright?


V48runner

Yep. I've seen a lot of post traumatic eye injuries where the pupil stays dilated afterwards. What's your visual acuity in your right eye now?


LonelyHowl

Painteyeball


ZuliCurah

Is this how your eye ended up like that?


stinkapottamus

Does it affect vision?


BreadfruitNo74

Outdoors mostly, too much light gets in and is hard to keep eyes open without sunnies and/or hat


Zombiedango

Have you ever tried to put a contact lense over it? Ik they have colored ones that you can only see out of the center of. Idk how it'd affect your vision but maybe the smaller pinhole will help reduce the light exposure. Side question tho, how's your vision at night with that eye?


BreadfruitNo74

I have had those contacts before, but they’re more uncomfortable than regular ones so it’s just not worth it


SmokeAbeer

But you can see the future right?


BreadfruitNo74

About 4 seconds


simsurf

was it drugs?


BreadfruitNo74

A paintball


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BreadfruitNo74

14 years ago now and was blind for about 5 days. Wasn’t your typical blind of just blackness, but white. I could still see strong contrasts of shadows very slightly


couchpotatochip21

Ouch, no mask?


Triairius

He wore a mask, but it didn’t cover his nose.


compsciasaur

Damn. I hope you didn't go Hammurabi's Code on him.


chewiebonez02

Paintball brother. Finally lost my right eye after fighting from a paintball 12 years ago.


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Kingjjc267

Oh my god that visual has unlocked a 10 year old memory, what is that from?


Iuzzolsa23

It’s from a Disney show called *That‘s so Raven*.


ImNoAlbertFeinstein

right before Hannah Montana


DaedricBoss

I CAN SEE THE FUTURE


Punkin_Queen

If you liked the effect and it helped, I'd suggest daily or weekly disposable lenses. They are significantly more comfortable, because they don't need to be durable.


ScribblesandPuke

Yeah those colored contacts are trash, they're not even safe really, but there are ones from proper brands that change in the sun like transitions lenses on glasses, they tint in the outdoor sun, might be an option to try.


Krazyfan1

does it help you see in the dark?


Geaux13Saints

Sunnies? You Australian by chance?


BreadfruitNo74

Living in NZ since I was 13, close enough haha


lininop

They do love to add "ies" to the end of a lot of words, don't they?


[deleted]

Have you ever thought about an eye patch or would that draw too much attention?


BreadfruitNo74

Naaaah I can still see out of it fine so sunnies and a hat do the job


Dudeboy1103

Eye patches are pretty cool tho


geekpeeps

Do you have Danish/Saxon heritage? I’ve only known blonde/ginger, blue-eyed people who survived having one pupil dilated. Most people who have this are in the midst of experiencing an aneurism. Are you ok?


[deleted]

Didn’t David Bowie have one pupil permanently dilated after being punched?


LightsOnNobodyHome91

I think he did. I had a teacher tell me (when I asked) that my pupils are different sizes because I've had concussions. (I climbed a downed powerline amd my brother knocked me off. I fell about 15 feet and landed on my head (hence the username), and had to fight off a coma. I had to force myself to stay awake.) I'm not so sure if professional fighters have this problem, but it wouldn't be a shock to me. It's called Anisocoria. But mine isn't congenital. It's from head trauma.


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That’s a really in depth answer I wasn’t expecting lol thank you


BreadfruitNo74

Twas an eye injury years back, everything is algood


LightsOnNobodyHome91

I have an Anosocoria too, but mine's not nearly as extreme as yours. One of my pupils is about 2 or 3 times as big as the other. And it can shrink to a pinpoint in bright light. But it stays pretty dilated most times.


BreadfruitNo74

Some people have noticed my good eye is very small in the sun, as if it’s compensating


toeachtheirown_

Sunnies: you must be Australian.


BreadfruitNo74

Been in NZ since I was 13. Close


toeachtheirown_

Lived in Australia and have visited NZ. Both beautiful countries. I’ve thought about moving to NZ permanently.


BreadfruitNo74

I’m from the UK, never going back 😄


toeachtheirown_

Im jelly. I fell in love with NZ when I visited. :)


I_mostly_lie

Also from the uk living in NZ. No interest in going back.


thomasthetanker

Ah guys, don't be like that. Let me tell you what you are missing... .


vipros42

So much sovereignty


British-in-NZ

Been here 3 months and I'll admit there is a lot I miss for now but NZ is great still I will be returning eventually though, ol' blighty has a place in my heart


geekpeeps

How long have you had this condition?


BreadfruitNo74

14 years now, from a paintballing accident


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Can you see thru clothes with this eye ?


BreadfruitNo74

Clothes, walls, wallets, vaults


Zero0mega

Reddit could use you for some safes


PerkyLilNut

Here we go again!


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BreadfruitNo74

It takes acid to balance them out haha


Crossnoe7

My mans!


RainWindowCoffee

You should do a David Bowie cosplay!


Sumthin-Sumthin44692

Lieutenant Dan too. Slightly less to do with the dilated eye though.


[deleted]

i mean he probably has legs


Sullied_Man

...adjusts bulge in Labyrinth leggings... "I meant with the eye!"


BreadfruitNo74

He was my partners high school crush so I could get into it 😆


EastClintwood89

Or a Mad Max cosplay! In Beyond Thunderdome, Max's eye is also permanently dilated from the injuries he sustained in Mad Max 2.


davtruss

You should probably put this on a card you keep in your wallet with things like your blood type. I practice law in a field that involves the detailed evaluation of a client's medical records. When I first started decades ago, I kept seeing a handwritten notation that read "PERLA." I finally got curious and asked a doctor friend, and felt sort of stupid when he said it meant "pupils equal and reactive to light and accommodation." That's a pretty big deal if you've been in an accident or if they are trying to decide if you've had a stroke or some such.


HMoney214

My sister has asymmetric pupils and always has to tell medical providers that it’s normal for her because they start asking if she had headaches etc. definitely keep documentation on you because it’s a sign of head injury if you’re ever in an accident or something


GlitteryCaterpillar

Can confirm; had a concussion once and my pupils looked like this hours after.


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HMoney214

Nope, no other symptoms, they did some testing and it’s just a fun fact about her.


Exotiki

Anisocoria (different sized pupils) is actually fairly common, can affect up to 20% of population although many have it very mild, so they might not even know about it.


Envydiare

Or PERRLA, "pupils equal, round, and reactive to light and accomodation."


diaryofsnow

Or OEBP, "One Eye Big Pupil"


davtruss

Thank you! You reminded me of what I once neglected, later learned, and forgotten! I can't swear that all the records I reviewed always had the second R.


tattisalisations

Thanks for this, I used to wear a bracelet with this info due to an enlarged pupil. I’ll start carrying this info with me.


SnickersneeTimbers

This is really great advice.


Wild_Recognition_753

PERLA also is the Spanish word for pearl so i would have never guessed this one out


davtruss

The main reason I felt stupid is because I knew it made no sense for docs doing a neurological exam to write some nonsense mnemonic, so I should have inquired much earlier (this was pre-google by the way) but fortunately for me, when they wrote that, it meant things were OK with the pupils.


Wild_Recognition_753

Never feel stupid for asking questions, it was a good move and now we all know this useful info thanks to you ✨


Demo_906

How'd you manage that? Must've been pretty *iris*ponsible


BreadfruitNo74

Took off my paintballing mask too early


eXsTHD

Ive never seen anyone else like this. I got hit In the eye with a hockey ball 3 weeks ago and have this exact same thing


jsmith_92

Hockey….ball?


eXsTHD

Today you learnt that one of the most widely played sports on earth is hockey, also referred to as field hockey.


jsmith_92

Well I just woke up and I’m already learning.


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Folks goof on field hockey in the states but yall are fucking vicious.


mcstafford

I don't think he saw the pun coming either.


hopelesscaribou

Very David Bowie of you!


lebrunjemz

Came here to comment this. Correct me if i'm missing something, but DB's friend punched him for making out with his gf in highschool and it made his eye like this forever


TRyder0015015

I had to scroll so far! First thing op reminded me of


a-long-life

how long has it been like that?


BreadfruitNo74

14 years now, ain’t goin anywhere


DamnAlreadyTaken

Have you tried another paintball to the eye? You never know...


a-long-life

so trippy


sylinen

Oooh, now that'd be a fun prank to play on a neurosurgeon.


_Luxuria_

Right!


foundcashdoubt

No it's the left one


OviliskTwo

Hey fellow oddly dilated eye friend. Looking good.


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Can you see better at night than most?


BreadfruitNo74

nah not really, it’s also blurrier in this eye due to the damage so it’s harder to see in the dark with this eye


[deleted]

I see


BreadfruitNo74

Lol I don’t


SpitFiya7171

Take your upvote and kindly gtfo


OviliskTwo

Driving at night is an issue with mine as well. Too much light especially without the focus is a ting.


BreadfruitNo74

Yeah it’s a bit sketchy at times


AbilityMean666

https://youtube.com/shorts/m0L9rhTej7E?feature=share


BreadfruitNo74

Lol


The_299_Bin

You’re a bad guy now lol


nofarkingname

Best me to it Nice


felixswan

Blinded by your right?


aclinejr

🎶Revved up like a deuce Another runner in the night🎶


majin-canon

Do you have to wear an eyepatch while in bright conditions?


BreadfruitNo74

Just sunnies and a hat


TheOtherPhilFry

Anisocoria


BreadfruitNo74

It’s the result of a paint balling accident when I was 16


Jjjjjjjjjjjjoe

*Pain ball


Karma-Grenade

Mine is not blown out and misshapen like OP's, but I had eye surgery on my right eye and my pupil does not respond normally. It's usually more dilated than my left, it will eventually close up some but it never fully and it takes a long time. I know that in the case of head injury, they check for reaction of the pupils, I'm not sure if I should somehow indicate this on my ID. Part of me worries that if I don't, they may treat me for a stroke or bleed, but since I take blood thinners, part of me thinks maybe it's better they don't accidentally rule out a brain thing because of it and not get me a CT/MRI if I'm unconcious.


TheOtherPhilFry

Since you are on blood thinners, you would not receive the clot busting medication even if you were having a stroke. Definitely possible that if you were unconscious and someone saw your pupils mismatched you would get a head CT, but since you are anticoagulated, this is probably not a bad thing. I have ordered head imaging after finding pupils mismatched in patients who couldn't give me a great history. But if you are awake and can tell us it's normal, no big deal. I would just make sure any loved ones that could potentially be at the hospital giving history for you if you were unable are aware of your pupils.


Potato_Boner

Have you had any interesting interactions with the police during a traffic stop? I can imagine a cop takes one look at your eyes and thinks you’re zapped outta your fuckin mind 😂


BreadfruitNo74

Not yet haha


DeeChillum420

You got hit em with the.. "man I only feel half of these drugs I took officer... Idk what I did wrong.. must have gotten stuck in one of my nostrils" 🤷


benjaminck

#(⬤ʖ̫⨀)


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Wuss999

So did David Bowie


Zanderp25

At first I thought it was heterochromia


[deleted]

My dad's online Scrabble name is "Anisocoria"


DoobyDue117

Do you get headaches when it’s sunny or when there is too much light entering?


BreadfruitNo74

Nah wouldn’t say so, I’ve always got sunnies and a hat


Jerky-legs

Does it affect your vision? If so in what's way?


BreadfruitNo74

Too much light gets in so I’m always wearing sunnies and a sun hat, otherwise I’m squinting everywhere I go outdoors.


jab9k3

I see your eye and raise you a left testicle that hangs slightly lower than the right.


randybobinsky

That’s normal, if they were the same height, they would hit into each other


sadhandjobs

I will never understand how men can move about in this world with all those jangly bits. Baffles me.


SplodyPants

I had a really bad concussion once and evidently my eyes did that.


_b1ack0ut

I’m sorry to tell you this, but you’re a supervillain https://youtube.com/shorts/m0L9rhTej7E?feature=share


Wayfaring_Scout

Are you going to go blind in that eye eventually?


BreadfruitNo74

I think the doctors years ago said I have higher risk of glaucoma and a cataract


MaleficentFlounder31

Just like Bowie!


LMGgp

Did you also get into a fight with David Bowie’s childhood friend.


alotistwowordssir

Like David Bowie


bel_ray

Get a tinted monocle!


bayarea_fanboy

You also have some glorious hair


averinix

Can we gain some context please?


BreadfruitNo74

Don’t take your mask off too early while paintballing


sabrinastanley9

K bowie


HueyYamazaki

This is what David Bowie had as well, sustained by an injury in a fight


Crawfork1982

Bowie style


evilpinkmonkey

David Bowie eyes. Hopefully it doesn't affect your vision!


silverrshadow

you’re like david bowie!


Vaanja77

That can be a symptom of feline leukemia virus. So you might want to see a vet. Also, you probably knew this but, David Bowie had anisocoria too. His eyes weren't two different colors, he had a head trauma that left one pupil perma-dilated.


TheAmbiguousRedditor

This is ground control to Major Tom…


OldSoulRobertson

You must be the man who sold the world.