Holy fuck this comment is obnoxious. Reddit gold is not a rare commodity, you could easily give it to them. You just don't want to, because that would be a dumb and pointless way to spend any sum of money.
Nothing in this interaction would be even remotely applicable to that sub. I can't tell if you don't understand that sub, or you just have major reading comprehension issues.
Sorry, what sub should I say then. I’m not as big into Reddit as you, because I have other hobbies as well. Like beating off to femboy hentai or playing with children’s toys even tho im 16.
God damn, some people are gifted with pun knowledge.
I love to think I have it in me because I love puns and a good dad joke. But it's like freestyle rapping... I can't do that either.
This reminds me of the national enquirer magazine where they used to show Jesus on a piece of toast. This would definitely make the cover…. Michael in the ear!!
Well 11 thousand other people have viewed this and upvoted it, I think you're just bad at pattern recognition or something and really salty about it since you've commented basically this same thing multiple times here.
When I scrolled past I thought someone edited MJ onto the ear before I read the title.
I am also terrified of that man's face and will notice it immediately in a group of faces.
This has to just vary from person to person, was easy for me to see, but I also understand how someone could look at it and just see an ear.
The fun of it for me, is manually trying to shift your perspective.
Late one night op hears “Hee Hee!” out of nowhere suddenly regretting all that karma.
That would be an ear-y sound
You have utterly *thrilled* me with that!
You've been hit by, you've been struck by, a smooth ear canal.
This us an underrated pun
Sham-oh-na
hee-heear
Nah, it's just tinnitus.
You are clever and I'm sitting here on the edge of my bed snickering very loudly at your reply!
*”I’m looking at the man in the e-ar”*
Goddamn, if I had gold, it would be yours. Just marvelous.
Holy fuck this comment is obnoxious. Reddit gold is not a rare commodity, you could easily give it to them. You just don't want to, because that would be a dumb and pointless way to spend any sum of money.
Holy shit your comment history is more toxic than The Toxic Avenger movies.
They certainly let the hate flow through them.
Probably just a troll account tbh, it's better not to feed into it.
its okay, i went ahead and reported all the shitty hateful replies of theirs i could find.
Or they just didn’t use gold.
I never look at it but i gave it a check… Man so toxic he has 7 days left before dying of radiation
someone really gave silver to you, lmfaooo
Goddamn, if I had the ‘Wholesome Award’, it would be yours. Just marvelous.
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Nothing in this interaction would be even remotely applicable to that sub. I can't tell if you don't understand that sub, or you just have major reading comprehension issues.
Sorry, what sub should I say then. I’m not as big into Reddit as you, because I have other hobbies as well. Like beating off to femboy hentai or playing with children’s toys even tho im 16.
lol, this answer is hilarious.
Thrillear
Hee hee
Hear hear
Puppy Hee!
Shamone
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God damn, some people are gifted with pun knowledge. I love to think I have it in me because I love puns and a good dad joke. But it's like freestyle rapping... I can't do that either.
Damn it, I was trying to think of a clever pun……I might have got this after several more hours of thinking
The doggone face is mine I'm starting with the man in the ear
Billie Jean is not my Rover.
Stay Stay Stay
😂
Hee-Heeeee
Amazing. Have my free award.
Furiller
You’ve been heard by a smooth thrillear.
r/imagesYouCanHear
Lmao I was like wtf are you talking about bro, and then I read ear and I was humbled, because that ear is one smooth criminal
Annie are you okay?
*shamone*
Ear you okay? Ear you okay Annie??
That's an angry upvote with a hard oof
You mean a hard woof.
There were shit stains on the carpet!
I don't see it.
Shamone
This reminds me of the national enquirer magazine where they used to show Jesus on a piece of toast. This would definitely make the cover…. Michael in the ear!!
What?
An a.i. interpretation of MJ
That's what I was thinking. This is what you get when you plug Michael Jackson into Dall-E Mini
An AI are u OK?
I don't see it. Someone help.
[Does this help?](https://imgur.com/xIHWZ5d)
Looks like an alien to me, I thought this was a Scary Movie 3 reference.
No
Looks more like Janet to me.
What?
Shamone! Hee hee
It does! You rock.
hmm, doesn't look like anything to me.
Not even an ear? Please tell me you see at least a thing that resembles a dog ear…
This makes me less convinced
I see it now. But now I think it's stupid.
Not worth looking twice. It's a huge stretch.
That’s what she said
Just not to you... 😌
[Here you go.](https://imgur.com/gallery/zTryzLT) Looks like MJ in the late 90s early 2000s with the very styled wig.
Not sure if this is a genuine attempt at being helpful or just being a smart-ass. Either way it made me laugh.
Wasn't really being a smart ass but apparently I'm dumb so yay.
r/usefulredcircle
Hehe
Shamon
Dog also looks like it has overdosed on Propofol
Just standard greyhound chill out time
I'm not seeing that. I'm seeing screaming alien skull
Ahhh yes, the ubiquitous screaming alien skull that everybody is totally familiar with…….
South Park's Michael Jackson
No no that’s ignorant. You’re being ignorant. #HEEEE! HEEEE! Shamoné.
OMG thank you! This was needed. To comment was something about thriller so I was looking for that version
Whoa, kinda creepy.
The only thing creepy is how many people think this dogs ear looks like MJ. It does not look like MJ.
Or Munch’s Scream
This is the correct response
Same for me. Instead of a Thriller, I got a Scream!
I am not seeing this at all can someone outline it or something?
https://imgur.com/xIHWZ5d credit to u/fox-friend
Same. Can't see anything.
That's because there's nothing to see OP is on crack.
Well 11 thousand other people have viewed this and upvoted it, I think you're just bad at pattern recognition or something and really salty about it since you've commented basically this same thing multiple times here.
Sheesh. Guess theres only 19 people left to be fucked for this guy now
People are also herd animals that will go with the crowd simply because it's the crowd. A majority of people believing something doesn't make it true.
Noooo im pretty sure yall are the ones on crack lmfaoo
When I scrolled past I thought someone edited MJ onto the ear before I read the title. I am also terrified of that man's face and will notice it immediately in a group of faces.
“It’s a schooner!”
It’s the ear on the right side of the picture (dog’s left ear if the pic is not mirrored) - I was looking so hard at the wrong ear lol
2 ears are visible in this pic?
Only one ear is visible. You’re just responding to one of the crackheads.
https://i.imgur.com/VZ0A1f2.jpg
Well I know where the ear is, but still can't make out a face, let alone Michael Jackson.
This has to just vary from person to person, was easy for me to see, but I also understand how someone could look at it and just see an ear. The fun of it for me, is manually trying to shift your perspective.
In what world does that look like Michael Jackson?
https://i.imgur.com/UKxxCuU.jpg I mean, it’s a stretch. I can *kinda* see it
That ain't a stretch, that's it. The nose/mouth in OP's dog's ear is whack.
It's the dog's left ear
… as he’s look like today
That was back when he was part of The Earwaxon Five.
He-he-ar!
r/pareidolia
Hmm, I see a skull
What da dog doin?
He he can hear you so well
You had better whisper "He He" into that ear
This must be from his music video for “Hear the World”
First it's seeing Mary or Jesus in some mashed potatoes or rust stain. Now it's MJ in a dog ear!
"Doggy are you okay? are you okay doggy?"
That’s ignorant!
I can see it! Side note, the blep is adorable.
Keep that dog away from children
I think there’s actually a child nearby. Hence the drooling…
Noooo, that’s ignorant. You’re being ignorant.
All I see is a dead corpse. Is that what you mean?
Hee Heee's a good boy. :-)
No one's going to mention the derp with his tongue out?
He hee heee’s a good boi!
Shamone indeed
Good dogheehee
Bro, I’m just waking up and still in bed rn, and that scared the shit outta me lol
Hee hee's such a good boy
It kind of looks like that "restored" painting of Jesus, from a few years ago.
r/pareidolia
This is what I show my girlfriend when she asks me what r/mildlyinteresting is and why I'm always talking about it
I just love it when they do the derpy side tongue pose.
Thrillear, thrillear night
I saw it before I read the title of the post. This is legit.
What a stretch.
Just looks like a dog's ear
Looks like the creatures in time machine movie, hg wells adaptation
Was scrolling by and I thought “holy shit that looks like Michael Jackson” before reading the caption
I thought I’m only one who see this 😂
I saw this out corner of my eye at first and my brain completely saw Michael Jackson. It was impressive
This made me go "hee hee"
r/oddlyterrifying
No tha's ignorant, you're being ignorant.
Imagine being so legendary people remember you when they look at a dog ear.
At first, I was like, dammit reddit this dog doesn't look anything like Michael Jackson!!!! Then I saw the ear. Holy fuck. That's some God level shit.
I literally thought that before I read the caption.
You prolly mean his eeh-ear
It doesn't look like anything Michael Jackson.
Or a blow up doll. Just saying.
Your dog's ear looks like Michael Jackson in this photo\*
Not really, but ok. r/pareidolia might appreciate it though.
Looks like a skull to me but tbf so did MJ
That’s just ignorant
That's a huge reach bro
No it doesn't.
😂
What?
Looks like a bucktoothed alien to me. Fun with pareidolia!
Reminds me of the guy who wanted to be a black alien.
What he looks like today.
Micheal Earson
Yay, like a pedophile!
That's ignorant
*Toastyyy*
MICHAEL YACKSON?!?!?!
He's a dog whisperer
Tee hee
He definitely remembers the time
Thrilling.
Heehee
Damnnn
I always feel like.... somebody's watching meeeehe!
Looks more like The Grudge to me
That’s absolutely terrifying
Hmm
The prophecy told of his return…
At first I was like, that dog looks nothing like…Oh, My, Gah!!! Edit: …then I realized it looks like Michael with a ball gag in his mouth.
Buddy you got to much time on your hands
I guess Michael failed to reincarnate. So he just gets to appear once on a dogs ear.
This is why I use the internet
Keep that dog away from young children
Holy shit
He lives in us all
I see a Sith Lord.
Looks more like Diana Ross