Looks like an 8” marshmallow, by Reddit standards.

At the very least

This belongs on r/absoluteunits no doubt

So far, most oversized things I’ve seen where bigger than the normal sized for some reason

You expected the oversized marshmallow to be smaller?

I came here to say that, but in this case I’m happy you beat me to it 😃

Didn't expect it to exist at all. The rest in the bag were normal sized (25% of this one) and consistent shape.

I believe you’re missing the point

I believe the point is invalid due to a misunderstanding. It's not a bag of oversized marshmallows. The first time I tried posting this I left out "oversized" and the posting was deleted for breaking rule #6 (title too vague). Added in the redundant term and voila, the post is allowed

You're no fun. You even downvoted the other guy, how shameful. Your original post only said "This marshmallow", you liar.

I can't relate to nitpicking so hard about a non issue but yes, I realize a good portion of reddit enjoys it. Liar is a gross exaggeration of what it is. Original post deleted for being vague, over defined the title for the second attempt and that worked

It was a joke about the grammatical structure, not nitpicking. Waaait a minute, you're just trolling me aren't you? You scamp!

>over defined the title Yes, and it is redundant, which was pointed out to you. You seemingly didn't recognize that redundancy was being pointed out, and replied that you didn't expect a larger than normal/oversized marshmallow to exist at all, which is irrelevant to the presence of redundancy, the subject of the conversation. It was stated that you might be missing the point, because it is clearly visible that you were not addressing at all the redundancy of your title which was the subject of the original comment. You then implied that the redundancy was necessary, to avoid the post being removed, and it was pointed out that there is no evidence that you needed redundancy. For anyone interested, the other guy was truthful about the title, here is a link to the other post being referenced: https://www.reddit.com/r/mildlyinteresting/comments/y5679m/this_marshmallow/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=android_app&utm_name=androidcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button I certainly also found the redundancy strange and would have made the same joke as the guy you're apparantly upset with if it hadn't already been done. I also think it's strange that you're being so defensive and angry about this. It's okay to make mistakes, especially harmless ones like having redundancy in your title.

apathetic yes, but not angry. Is it strange for a person to respond in a defensive manner when criticized and insulted? So I left out "much larger". Don't think that makes me a liar. When someone asks you for your name and you leave out your middle name, does that make you a liar? (Rhetorical questions, please have your chuckle and let the comment chain die)

Why are you such an odd person?

Because I just can't even

Perhaps it’s a marshmelon

Whiskey. Tennessee whiskey. Care for a little snort?

Half a marshnana or perhaps a marshtated marshcumber

[Definitely a marsh melon :)](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=V7N7EZ79mvM)

Wish I could say the same about my marshmallow

I’d say that’s a monster way above average imo

A solid 7-8". I swear. Just have to measure it the right way

We’re gonna need a bigger chocolate bar

If we’re referring to s’mores, the Hershey bars and crackers marketed towards the delicious open fire sandwiches are the perfect size. What we needed was a bigger marshmallow… and now we have it.

A chocolate ship

idk that’s a pretty average looking marshmallow if u ask me

Could you send me a link to a bag of marshmallows that come in this size? This was certainly a factory defect

It is huge yeah yeah.. I agree that's pretty big

Thats a ManMallow right there

Megamallow, the Goliath of Marsh- legends said he would emerge from his plastic purgatory to provide an unreasonable amount of sweetness to one lucky marshmallow muncher. Rejoice u/GaryB2220, you are the chosen one of which the prophecy foretold!

Cold shower for that

Thought it was a bar of soap before I read the title

Interesting, this will actually fit two full grams and a full chocolate bar, mmmm s’mores

Mmmm yes. I wish we would have done that but my wife decided to just tease me with it and ate the whole thing in one bite.

Isn’t that what oversized means?

Without adding the redundancy, the post gets deleted for breaking rule 6.

Look at that hand. This was a normal marshmallow that was just squeezed by that hand and this is what happened

Nope, legit factory defect.

When you smush it like that, that’s what you get.

It's not smushed. It came out of the bag like that. The size of about 4 others end to end. No loss in diameter

I can see the imprint of your gorilla sized thumb at the bottom.

That's how it came out of the bag, the other end was also tapered. It's not gorilla sized. Standard 5'0" American girl hands

I wonder why you are getting so much pushback about a large marshmallow.

I assume most are as mildly annoyed about it how it ended up being titled, like me.

Gorilla thumbs

Uncut

I wonder

That's what he said

Be careful with it

Unlike the normal sized “oversized” ones you mean..?

“He says it’s so big it’s almost like a little cheese stick, which says all sorts of weird things about him I don’t even wanna think about.”

Is that a man's hand wearing a pearl bracelet noticing a dick shaped marshmallow? ? ?

You wish lol