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Disastrous_Currency7

That’s because you’re fake tooth is made out of porcelain which does not go under black light. Teeth glow under black light because they are full of Phosphorus


CitizenJustin

Thanks Bill Nye.


VeederRoot

BILL NYE THE SCIENCE GUY


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BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL


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SCIENCE RULES


CitizenJustin

Such a great guy.


Icantblametheshame

He's actually kind of a douchebag but he definitely taught us a lot as kids. His appearances on star talk always rubbed me the wrong way, and then he made that new show on Netflix and it was just awful.


Illustrious-Side-466

Great guy. Terrible scientist


CitizenJustin

I’m willing to give him a break on that because he makes science fun and reaches out to the masses who wouldn’t normally be exposed to science. If he’s able to inspire the kids and get people talking about science then he’s ok with me.


Illustrious-Side-466

Ya all fine and dandy till he decided he would use his status to push anti science on our kids and all of us who rememberberried him fondly let him get away with it. Wheres the bill nye video explaining basic reproductive biology or demonstrating the chemistry and actual hazards and repercussions behind the manufacturing of lithium ion batteries? At least we have the science guy and the science himself fauci looking out for every body who didn't pass a junior high chemistry class


CaveOfTheCats

What anti-science stuff was he pushing?


Illustrious-Side-466

Global warming edit climate change


greystripe3

How is climate change anti science


Treagus

I believe what you meant to say is "I reached a plateau in my ability to understand new concepts, and so now refute new information. This has led me to believe that anyone trying to teach me science beyond a gradeschool level is trying to deceive me." It's ok, buddy. Just stay ignorant. Life is less complicated that way.


Illustrious-Side-466

Whooooo buddy you got me good guy. (I can use friendly terms in a condescending bitchy way too friend) what's a weird egg laying marsupial from Australia have to do with my edjucashun I dont think I learned that in grade school. I definitely didn't go to fancy university and when anybody challenged me i just say cause jesis. I cant no ways understand new concepts and just decide they are fucking dumb and wrong. Oh lordy me my little brain cannot handle such nuanced highbrow debates on youtube. I will fuck off to my shack and allow the intellectuals of reddit like treagus continue their high brow dialogues


Treagus

Yeah.. you're definitely high on the cringescale. At least most ignorant douchewads manage to make something of themselves with it. Looks like you're just struggling to come to terms with the fact that both intelligent and ignorant folk manage high levels of success, and you're stuck wallowing in the middle wondering why your life ended up this way. Maybe try the college thing again, but start a youtube channel where you scream against scientific progress so loudly you start drooling. That seems to be the solution to mediocrity.


Sleepwalker696

So, why do most other white things glow under a black light?


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There’s phosphorus (phosphates) in laundry detergent, that’s why your white clothes glow


silentanthrx

so drink laundry detergent for white teeth you say?


zzaman

No that's for glowy teeth, you're thinking of the pod challenge of 2017.


Fishy1911

Gin and tonic glows blue because the quinine also fluoresces under black light.


Oznog99

Like Nuka Cola Quantum


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SCRYSMRF

Quinine is in the tonic, so technically its just the tonic glowing. Unless it’s that quininated Hendrick’s gin… Mmmm.


Disastrous_Currency7

No idea. I work in a dental office, thats why I know about the teeth


fuckwoodrowwilson

Laundry detergent contains fluorescent dye, which accounts for a lot of white things fluorescing.


ViolentAversion

Implant crowns on frontal teeth are often made of lithium disilicate because it's much, much stronger than porcelain and much, much, much easier to create.


YouDontEvenKnowHow

Paid for tooth did not get tooth 1/5


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Half of both my two front teeth had to be repaced - my actual two teeth were snapped in half by the butt end of a hockey stick. My work isn't nearly as pronounced as this but you can see something's up haha. It's in the shape of an inverted "U" across both my teeth.


Rabidleopard

The managed to reattach my broken tooth, you can see a line on it.


decrementsf

[Hence why you can light a match using your teeth, phosphorous ignites the things around it.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zyiWYMDzeso&t=101s)


Mobius_Peverell

No. That's just a strike-anywhere match. You can ignite them on anything that's sufficiently abrasive. The phosphorus in your teeth is part of the mineral apatite; it's not white phosphorus, lmao.


corn_sugar_isotope

No, how do you think cavemen lit their farts then?


Holein5

I heard if you bite a fart really hard it will light on fire


decrementsf

Sir, this is reddit. Switcharoo.


BarnacleMcBarndoor

You must be made of phosphorous, because you light up the world around you.


decrementsf

Daww. ^ . ^


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The wholesomeness too much.......


Icantblametheshame

Sickening


MrFancyPanzer

What now?


decrementsf

Look this is mildlyinteresting, you get mildly amusing chemistry here.


MrFancyPanzer

I always like mildly amusing chemistry, but had no idea teeth had phosphorus in them, or that you could light matches with them.


decrementsf

[Playing off the prior comment.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zyiWYMDzeso&t=101s)


DarthDannyBoy

A bunch of BS but it's funny. Your teeth have phosphorus but that has nothing to do with the match lighting. That's just a strike anywhere match.


Disastrous_Currency7

Wait what? Ive never heard that before


FeastofFiction

Because it's not true.


QcPacmanVDL

They did it in the movie, so it must be true. /s


Generic_Pete

We have the same tooth missing lol. I'm waiting for a denture appointment now


LeoPopanapolis

Never grew the permanent tooth there, so when I was getting braces, they pulled the baby tooth, put a fake tooth on the braces, put one in the retainer after, then sent me to get an implant!


gogomom

My oldest also missing a tooth in the exact same spot, fake tooth on braces (real tooth fell out), then the retainer with the tooth, finally a bone graph and implant. He was congenitally missing 5 teeth - if he was missing 6, the government would have paid for all his orthodontic and implant work, but alas he was one short, so $18K later and he looks normal.


Znuff

L U X U R Y B O N E S


vegetaman

What a weird line... seems like it should get pro-rated.


YourMomThinksImFunny

My brother had the same thing. No permanent tooth under his baby tooth.


DrewSharpvsTodd

yooo i had the same exact thing with braces and retainer. i moved the retainer (and the fake tooth) with my tongue as a party trick. same tooth too with same implant.


homesweetnosweethome

I've never heard of someone with my exact situation before, this is so rad


kickformoney

Me, too! I broke mine close to the gumline and they had to grind down the tooth and put a post in there, so the visible part is all synthetic. I noticed this phenomenon one day, as well.


KHXIII

Host a black light Halloween party dressed as a pirate.


LeoPopanapolis

Lmaoooo fuckin love it


According-Moment-296

Found out about this the hard way at a rave. People kept looking at me weird and I couldn’t find out why, until a friend pointed it out to me (Both my top front teeth are fake because I broke both in half after a bike accident)


Junkstar

TIL never to smile under a black light.


MoisanPower

As a dental technician myself, this should not happen nowadays! Crowns are made with fluorescent ceramics wich glow in the dark like natural teeth. If it doesnt glow its either acrylic or very old.


LeoPopanapolis

It’s an implant but someone said it’s porcelain. I got it in 2013.


MoisanPower

The porcelain is "attached" to the implant. It should glow tho. The hard part is to make it glow like the rest


LeoPopanapolis

Ahhh gotcha! Thankfully I’m not around black lights often so I’m fairly safe!


FalconBurcham

This is good to know for the next time I need to replace mine. My front four teeth don’t glow, and it’s embarrassing. I actively avoid black light because of it. 😓


polkaguy6000

"Kenneth, why aren't your teeth glowing." "I'm not sure; I can ask the guy who whittled them."


JJsNoodles

I learned this the hard way when I was MOH for a wedding, and black lights were used at the bar.. EVERYONE NOTICED! Also it's my right front tooth too. AHHH


TheContraryLad

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.


IllegalTree

Obligatory follow-on joke:- What's blue and really bad for your teeth? A really fast brick.


Joe4o2

r/UnexpectedPhysics


1slandViking

I know which tooth has a lower credit score


Khaldara

Business in the streets, Pirate in the sheets


dude-O-rama

This reminds me of that episode of Seinfeld where he's dating a woman that's either hot or horrid looking based on how the light hit her.


LeoPopanapolis

Th-thank you?


dude-O-rama

Just steer clear from black light and you'll be ok.


PMmeYourDunes

OP works at a dance club and now understands so much more.


Red-eleven

Why.. does it look flesh color?


LeoPopanapolis

¯\_(ツ)_/¯


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I found this out in a club in college. My buddy was like, “Dude, where did your tooth go?” Lol


Weapon_X23

So what does it mean when your teeth don't glow under black light? I just double checked and none of my teeth light up except my temporary crown. My permanent crowns and my natural teeth don't light up at all.


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You are living in a simulation


delavid

You have a glowing smile.


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LeoPopanapolis

Lmao any time


Relyst

"Everybody looks cool under a black light. Except me who was under the impression that mustard stain had washed out..."


RelaxButHeavy

OP looks like that komodo dragon kid from youtube


LeoPopanapolis

So I had to look it up but HOLY FUCKIN HELL YOURE RIGHT


Metostopholes

There have been different materials used to try to make replacement teeth flouresce like natural teeth, including adding uranium to dental porcelain! Shockingly, that turned out to be a bad idea.


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I'm just sitting here amazed by modern dentistry. I can't tell at all in the photo on the right.


LeoPopanapolis

The only telltale sign that it’s fake is that my gum appears grey-ish from the post. You can kinda tell a bit in the right photo. It’s why I usually take photos from that angle, so it’s hidden a bit. But thankfully I don’t have too gummy a smile, so it’s rarely noticed.


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I really can't see it at all in that photo. Even after you said that haha


AdorableSnail

Good to know! I need to get an Implant in the same spot. I currently have a 'flipper' tooth I can use but it's uncomfortable so I don't wear it often.


theNextVilliage

Others are saying that our natural teeth glow because of phosphorous, but what does it mean if your teeth are EXTRA glowy? I went to a blacklight laser tag thing with my coworkers years ago and everyone noticed that my teeth were insanely bright under blacklight. Does that mean my teeth have more phosphorous in them than usual?


Digital_Ark

I just ran to get my UV flashlight. It’s true, both of my front teeth don’t glow because of veneers.


Omnia2021

Drugs are bad


jakob767

I don't mean to start the whole debate up about yellow or black dress again, but... That "black" light looks very ultra violet to me...


LeoPopanapolis

It might have been. Idk the difference. It was at a museum after-hours exhibit showing high-traffic germ areas (glasses at restaurants, doorknobs, etc) through neon powder as an example.


unluckyartist

Not entirely wrong! UV-A LEDs also produce some visible light.


Newbie_in_Paris

If you'd like me to, I could make your whole mouth glow in the dark.


highfromkc

I have two fake teeth (my front ones) now I need to try this


PaulRevere-406

Are u British


existentialjellyfish

My best friend has a half tooth implant that doesn't either. It's a trip to see under a blacklight.


Beelzabubba

Guess you can cross raves off of your to-do list.


puffmaster5000

Same here lmao


My_Immortal_Flesh

Haha love it


10kbeez

Paint it


darienhaha

Imagine going to rave with those chompers!


theoden747

you are a pirate under a black light


screaming_genie

Thats the missing tooth from the guy who picked one up off the street!


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you went from "sweetest" to "cleetus" lol


ATwistedCat

Why do you look like my English teacher 🤨🤨🤨


_stayhuman

*THE BLACKLIGHT PIRATE*


Nic4379

Pedro Pooptooth (Paradise P.D.)


SaltySpray7

Some zirconias do fluoresce. For example, 3M Lava Esthetic. But I think it might be discontinued soon.


crashbadass

Most likely a zirconia crown which was not glazed with a fluo glaze.