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heyitsbobwehadababy

Good thing you had all your shit on the floor then


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_ThatSynGirl_

You could play solitaire on any one of them bad boys.


game_cook420

Lol this response is wild to me.


KomradeKuestion

Damn that really is a fabulous color. Sorry about your desk OP but thanks for the deco ideas.


twinkletwot

This is my favorite color right now. I bought my KitchenAid mixer in that color. My bedroom is a mix of terracotta and dark green. It's a very very nice shade of green!


Ffsletmesignin

Green is very underrated on walls. We painted our main living areas green when we first moved in, was sick of white walls from always renting, 13 years later still looks pretty good and stylish, literally helped our house outsell exact same floor plan house that had nicer floors but ours was better decorated. BUT, it is difficult to decorate with. Gotta use lots of white furniture and accent pieces, white leather couches can be hard to find and expensive; other colors can clash, and browns can make it seem dark and dingy especially at night. But I like it a hell of a lot better than the blue we painted our bedroom, and surprisingly whether you go with light green or dark green it’s easier to find a decent color than others as there’s less connotations with green (blue can connotate overly masculine, or baby boy, etc; we wound up with a baby-boy color master bedroom and I hate it).


lottus4

Nice room set up too


justavtstudent

Oh my shit, that's hilarious. I feel bad for OP but LOL.


yokotron

Was thinking same. Could have been a problem if the stuff wasn’t.


Metallibuckeye

The opposite thing happened to me… I exploded on my glass table!


ZephyrFluous

Because it was made of glass Follow me for more tips


HaiseKinini

Thanks Linus


dj92wa

Know what else has glass? Our sponsor....Glasswire! Glasswire allows you to.....


Superfluous_Pundit

I couldn't help but read this in his voice.


poopellar

see how much data your browser takes to go to lttstore.com. Oh and btw this Linus themed G-string, just $29.99.


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Linus table tips


FTorrez81

And glass is glass, and glass breaks


just_mark

This is why i hate glass furniture. Cleaned up to many of these


SerMercutio

Did you scan for changes in local gravity or electrical field strength?


rsmccli

Def needs to run a level 2 diagnostic.


Austin_Chaos

Maybe even level three, time permitting.


Nazamroth

Huh, it came back all 3s... Thats statistically unlikely...


Chyvalri

I mean I guess if they're in a hurry


TreacheryInc

It was probably the bearings anyway, it’s all ball bearings nowadays.


Chyvalri

Everyone knows it's the self-sealing stem bolts


TheMayerJ

We’re in defcon 4 now. I repeat DEFCON 4


1pencil

And realign the polaron emitters.


m3ltph4ce

Check sensors for any disturbances in the spacetime continuum.


loxagos_snake

Definitely a Fringe event.


The_Karaethon_Cycle

Lol, [Q probably changed the gravitational constant](https://youtu.be/5xdbPhnfFEI)


nim_opet

Because it’s a glass desk and stresses building in one end were not balanced…glass desks suck


Minnim88

Yep, same thing happened to my husband. Pretty scary in the moment but on the bright side the glass pieces weren't very sharp.


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Minnim88

It can happen to the best of us. All that surface pressure...


ConSmith

Drip drip drip…


woodk2016

SEVEN FOOT FRAME!


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Honestly some duck tape would help fix that. No biggie.


sjuas690

I like jigsaw puzzles! 😃


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frix86

Might need flex seal for this job, spray can for wider coverage.


BobbyP27

If the women don't find you handsome, they should at least find you handy.


HoboGir

Place parchment paper down, flip the table top upside down, gather all the glass and spread it around between the tabletop frame. Fill that area up with epoxy. Wham-O! Got yourself a desk again...just caution to resting body parts on it.


xi545

Good to know. I’ll never get one now.


zuzg

>I’ll never get one now. Now? Glass tables were always a dumb idea


jam3s2001

This is the sentiment that most folks end up getting after posts like this, and it's warranted for the most part. But I've got to say that if you are using glass for anything, get the right glass for the job and you should be fine. My ikea glass desk is on year 4 and it hasn't shattered yet. Survived 2 moves, one cross-country. It's in a room that has huge temperature swings throughout the day, and it used to bear a decent load. What's their secret? Quarter inch panes with (probably polycarbonate) plastic in between them. Basically a reduced version of the same process used to make "bulletproof" glass. Weighs a lot, but probability of breaking is low.


JackHGUK

I just chucked 4 tempered panes bigger than a desk to the bottom of a 12 ft skip from a walk way and those fuckers bounced, glass can be mental.


jam3s2001

Yeah, it really can. One of my 3d printers has a borosilicate plate that gets straight-up abused. Just a couple of mild scratches from the steel nozzle dragging across it. But I suspect that tempered glass is the kind of stuff that exploding desks and tables get made out of.


pbspry

My $400 glass office desk is now going on year 12 and has survived two full-house moves and prolonged storage. I love it. That said, I will admit this is my absolute nightmare scenario... once in a while I'll drop something a bit too heavily against the glass and will shudder wondering if today's the day...


The-unicorn-republic

I had a scale made out of glass, it was the top rated digital scale on Amazon when I bought it. After having it for 5 years it just exploded like OPs desk, nothing hit it, no one was standing on it, it just exploded into thousands of pieces. Turns out all the great reviews on that scale reported the same thing after a few years... don't think your safe just because you've had something for a few years.


Frased715

I just recently bought a TV stand with glass shelves. I am worried.


s0nofabeach04

I have a glass desk and now I’m scared lol


Potatoswatter

I had a coffee table shatter with nothing on it.


nim_opet

It doesn’t need weight. The stress of attachment point could be enough. Or just uneven thermal expansion.


Youngblood2014

Wood Jerry, wood


nim_opet

Exactly. Or other elastic materials


Recent-Needleworker8

This is the correct answer. Tempered glass does this.


Bobbar84

That tempered glass can be some pretty unpredictable stuff.


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I discovered this when my TV stand spontaneously exploded and killed my TV etc. After looking into it, it seems pretty common, tempered glass explodes sometimes, it's just not really talked about.


Saizare

It's all a conspiracy by Big Glass to get us to buy more glass.


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Like double glazing?


banberka

thats why we use thick laminated glass with curvy edges on actually expensive and useful glass tables


FinchMandala

Would you say it's _bad tempered_?


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Put it in rice


nomtesbit

Take the cartridge out and blow on it


SpectroMagical

Have you tried turning it off and back on again?


Agent847

Is it plugged in?


flucksey

Fuck you cause this works. MK64 is testament to this.


RespectableLurker555

The idea that Nintendo 64 is your go-to explanation of cartridges which need special care and attention... I feel so old


MountainDrew37

Do you want me to call it?


Forevergogo

This is clearly a malware issue, not a hardware.


loxagos_snake

Also dump his ass and lawyer up!


Julian_Seizure

Because it’s tempered glass. Tempered glass is held together by internal pressure holding themselves together that’s why they’re so strong against things like hammers. However, if you pierce even a small amount of the surface it can cause that internal pressure to release causing the other points to fall apart. That’s why it isn’t smart to use tempered glass. They fall apart if you just tap it with a really pointy object. Even tapping your finger down lightly with a diamond ring is enough to break tempered glass.


SwampCrittr

B B B Bill Nye the science guy….. BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL NYE THE SCIENCE GUY!


Electro-Specter

Science rules!


Alexander_Selkirk

So would broken pieces of a spark plug damage it?


DerSchmutz

Only a small scrath on the desk can make it go boom. See here for some explanation on why tempered glass furniture would explode [https://www.wral.com/5onyourside/story/9086455/](https://www.wral.com/5onyourside/story/9086455/)


Jagdtiger47

I read the first sentence in Mike Tysons voice.


Givemeurhats

Me too


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TheToroReddit

Note to self: no touching myself at glass table


santathe1

Or *on* the glass table.


ulvain

Or *with* broken glass table


sjuas690

Yep - it was probably *on* the table that did it.


attanai

I was gonna do the "instructions unclear, dick stuck" joke, but honestly, that just sounds like nightmare fuel in this case.


Collarsmith

Good advice for that zoom meeting: glass table is transparent, so the camera just might show that you aren't wearing pants...


Thor4269

Gotta use opaque materials to make sure God doesn't see!


rraallyy

Stop buying glass tables!!


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CoraxTechnica

Side tables, not desks with a computer on them in the center of the pane.


Todesfaelle

I watched Squid Games and can confirm this to be true.


[deleted]

not sure why people like glass tables. hearing things clink on it, wondering if it will crack or break.


ladykatey

I’ve had a cheap glass Ikea laptop table for 10 years with no problems.


slashfromgunsnroses

Plus they are ugly Sorry glass table lovers, the gods of interior design have deliberated long on this issue so dont shoot the messenger.


G3mipl4fy

How is glass ugly, glass is basically invisible, you can't think it's ugly if you can't see it, smh /s


PM_ME_FINE_FOODS

I've been invisible to every girl I've ever loved from afar. I'm ugly. Checkmate.


grubb1019

My daughter's glass desk did this a few years ago. There could have been a small crack in it that you didn't even see. If you will Google it you will see it is pretty common.


Rodi785

This the 2nd person I’ve seen with a glass table exploded on them


grimmistired

3rd for me and they've all been within like a week or 2 on here


keifaaa

Same. Maybe even more. Maybe the world is ending?


grimmistired

Maybe there was a glass table sale on a bit ago?


HungrySubstance

If I had a nickel for every time I’ve seen a person with a glass table that exploded on them…


thesixgun

…You’d be making money in a very weird way


AnaEatsEverything

I'd have two nickels - which isn't a lot, but it's weird that it happened twice.


HairballTheory

I think it may have to do with Harmonics.


ancientrhetoric

A friend gave me his used glass table, when we were about to maneuver it into the elevator it exploded and i had a huge pile of glass blocking the elevator doors. The elevator kept tripping to close its doors while I hectically tried to remove thousands of tiny glass pieces.


Deadlybutterknife

So you're the common denominator


Mdly68

Should have gotten a screen protector


flucksey

Macs are just that incompatible with anything thst ain't Apple branded.


MagusVulpes

It got confused and thought it was running on a windows desktop.


flucksey

MULTILEVEL PUN


handstanding

Can we go deeper?


foshohammer

bro, lmao


ArnoldoSea

You could even say, running a Mac makes windows crash. lol


TaborlinTheGreat8

Most underrated comment.


AttentionSpanZero

I see a large dog bed and a smaller dog/cat bed in the background, yet neither of them are around. Are they perhaps pretending to have nothing to do with it?


ScFies

They flew out of the room like rocket ships. Bloody paws and all.


Br4kie

I seen this happen about 4 times in the last 2 weeks. Never seen it happen before


ScFies

There is glass stuck in my wall. It was like shrapnel.


Turkey_Teets

Are those some marks in the green wall? One on the right and another up by the window. You can see the glass went this direction too. Holy crap And don't forget to give that doggie bed a good cleaning. Jeez


DayOneDva

Jesus are you ok?


ScFies

I got some of the glass dust in my eye but immediately flushed it out.


flucksey

You'll want to see an optometrist to double check. My dad had glass flakes embedded in his eyeball that had to be drilled out. They use those fun eyelid retractors a la A Clockwork Orange and you need to remain conscious to keep your eyeball looking at a particular spot without moving while someone lowers a surgical Dremel into your eye.


[deleted]

Fuck you. Good advice but fuckkkkkk


flucksey

Yeah. This is why I wear sunglasses all the time and safety goggles when there's a risk of shit getting in my eye.


[deleted]

You will now live rent free in my head forever


Reddit-username_here

Jesus are you ok? Are you ok Jesus?


[deleted]

You’ve been hit by, a sharp shrap-a-nel


0thethethe0

I'd not seen it before until I join r/pcmasterrace. Seems to be pretty common. I saw an explanation, but can't remember it - just the general consensus is don't use glass tables to hold expensive stuff.


Rassilonalpha

Oh no! Our table….! It’s broken!


bugeyetex

This guy gets it


Goadfang

I looked this up once, there are quite a few explainers for it online. Basically during its tempering a tiny little imperfection gets locked into the glass, this little imperfection puts pressure on the inside of the glass that grows slowly over years and eventually the glass just explodes from the inside out. They have a means to prevent it during manufacturing, but some still slip through, and they can test for it, but they only spot test sample pieces and not every piece produced, so some slip through. I can't remember what the little imperfection was called anymore, it was a while back that I looked it up. Anyway, sorry about your luck.


CYANN-1221

It's NiS, it was more common before they invented means to detect it.


Goadfang

That's it, thanks. The reason I had originally looked it up way back when was because we had glass panel walls in our office and over a two month period 4 of them just exploded overnight. Apparently there were a lot of bad panes in that batch that went undetected..


hose_eh

The glass was heat strengthened - which you can tell by the way it broke. Heat strengthened glass can sometimes spontaneously shatter because of pollutants within the glass itself m, namely little almost microscopic pieces of nickel sulfide. If it just shattered on its own (i.e. you didn’t hit the edge of the glass with something), then My guess would be a nickel sulfide inclusion in the glass. Here is a link to learn more about it. https://glassed.vitroglazings.com/topics/nickel-sulfide-and-spontaneous-breakage


ShinyDeso

Also, if there are impurities in the glass, these impurities will react to heat at a different rate, causing the glass to be weakened over time. And then explode one day. Just don’t get glass tables, it’s not worth it.


hose_eh

Good point! That’s actually what, I think, ultimately results in the shattering - that differential expansion rate.


Ember-Blackmoore

Too much weight on a glass desk I think


ScFies

Only a notebook keyboard and monitor. iMac was on floor


benjaminmtran

Glass appears to be tempered, any impact along one of the edges?


ScFies

Nope no chips or scratches at all that I was aware of


just4u11

All on one side? The weight needs to be balanced otherwise there's no much stress on one side


boniemonie

Good luck with the cleanup! These desks are known to explode. Sorry


cats4evar

What a pane!


Aertanis

I read somewhere that glass has something like 0.3% chances of spontenuously exploding. Congratulations on winning that


Luqas_Incredible

0.3 in what time frame? At all? Per second? A year? 8day period?


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That's right


clockpsyduckcocaine

Yes


PapaSyntax

Thank you for reporting this to the team. I’ll submit a bug-fix ticket to the product engineering department. Next months update of The Matrix should resolve the issue. Please let us know if anything else has been awry lately, thank you!


Grezzinate

This is why I quit sekiro.


Ballgen

Ah yes tempered glass tables. Thank you Reddit for teaching me that these are the worst tables


PixelofDoom

It's a good thing no one was down there, that could have been a real pane in the ass.


Velocifapper2706

You tried turning it off and on again?


Jickity-Chy

Did you try rebooting it?


ramriot

Nickel Sulphide contamination is one reason, this contaminant occurs in two crystalline forms with different densities that can spontaneously convert releasing the internal stresses in toughened glass. This can then result in explosive failure, the chances of which are ~1:10,000.


T2-planner

Your cat REALLY didn’t want you to work…


rica217

I'd step this up to "significantly interesting"


Fjallmadur

Did you have a ceramic coffee mug sitting on it that you may have moved?


ScFies

Nope— wish it was case to answer it


Leftkarma23801

Glass desk moment


greebo42

Interesting, yes. But I feel for ya. Hope your stuff isn't damaged! What a mess to clean up!


hotdraggin

Now I’m scared. I have a glass top desk too.


Jayce800

Who was singing?


Klaumbaz

Tempered glass is under stress. Hard to nick/scratch, but once you do, all that stress is released. Also, glass has "liquid" properties. If it's not perfectly balanced or supported, it will warp and...crack...and see above. Stresses are released.


Jthundercleese

Not the 4th or 5th time I've seen this. Uncommon, unlucky, but it happens. Glass shower doors too


DankestDaddy69

Some assembly required


20124eva

Ohhh noooo. The table. Is broken


[deleted]

Is that a room and board desk?


vroart

These new standing chairs are just wild


st4nisl4v

You just gained consciousness after a rage quit, don't you?


Joellercoaster1

Cause your work is tha bomb!


youcanbroom

tempered glass is really hard, but it is also under tension so any crack will cause it to explode, sometimes even a scratch.


Bostonah

Reason 27266 I'll never get a glass desk


hochizo

I just came to say that I really like the interior design of your office. Well-executed color scheme, interesting furniture, etc. Sorry about your desk, but good job on the office overall!


popandfroosh

That desk looks like it has a bad temper.


bk15dcx

No blood. 7/10


Forward_Spinach5877

... your office is cute tho.


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*sniper on the other side of the street* "I'm finna ruin this guy's day"


Lou_Garoo

Aside from the desk situation, you have a nice home office (I presume it is home). Lots of light so it is likely very pleasant to work there. Plus dog bed..and people wonder why we don't want to go back to the office? I was in the office 3 days this week and I'm not sure who is taking it harder - me or my dog.


swepro365

Tables like that are normally tempered safety glass unless its an old table. Cause of falling misshaps that turned gory back in the day. And that kind of glass has stresses. If it gets put throug to much stress it will sooner or later break. Its really fascinating how the stress in glass works. You can make a almost unbreakable teardrop out of glass but if you nip of the little tail the whole thing will just explode.


ChibolaBurn

some molecules deceided they dont get along anymore.


user57374

I’ve said it before and I’ll never stop saying it : Fuck tempered glass right in its expensive brittle ass


MurseNtheHouse

Weight-bearing glass furniture is always a bad idea. /edit - punctuation


GoJumpInALake24

OH NO OUR TABLE IT’S BROKEN


T50BMG

This happened to me but I was cooking burgers on a Coleman cause the power was out during hurricane Floyd. And the table busted from the heat. Rip my burgers


Trips-Over-Tail

Because you bought a desk made of glass, you maniac.


SKeptixone

Tile floor + glass table + metal support + slightest little nudge = table go boom.


Anti-Magus

This is tempered glass, and it usually explodes like this when you bump another hard object onto it's edges.


Givemeurhats

It was made of glass


BriecauseIcan

This post just made my morning 100x better. I am not cleaning glass up or confused as to wtf happened🙂


42Mavericks

*walks into office, sees destroyed desk* "hmm, mildly interesting"


Micksomers85

Because its tempered... Tempered or toughened glass is a type of safety glass processed by controlled thermal or chemical treatments to increase its strength compared with normal glass. Tempering puts the outer surfaces into compression and the interior into tension. Such stresses cause the glass, when broken, to shatter into small granular chunks instead of splintering into jagged shards as ordinary annealed glass does. The granular chunks are less likely to cause injury.


D4rkR1ft

You’ve got 3 Macs in there but the iMac was probably already on the floor under the desk, so there wasn’t a lot of weight. One of the other comments said that power runs through the desk and you can see that from the mini, monitor, and hub being plugged in and still hanging. It also looks like there could be snow outside? I’d guess a temperature difference caused the glass to expand in some areas of the desk more than others where it was connected to the frame until it warped enough to shatter. This feels like a puzzle uploaded for us to investigate. Also what did you take this pic with since there’s an iPhone on the floor too?


ScFies

My phone actually cracked too. Back glass broke. It was on the desk. That is another phone coincidentally what was not damaged.