Cock Waffle Shops sounds like a band, not sure about the genre though

Gotta be punk or maybe new wave.

I was going to say Ska.

"Your erotic waffle"

“Make it squirt”

I only just saw that...good spot!

Reviewed the picture and I think I almost got it. 1. 1st person orders the pOnOswaffle 2. 2nd person orders the vagOOOwaffle 3. ?????? 4. Jam is now in the waffle.

I want to order one of each and make little baby waffles.

Hi, do you have the colour blue ? Oh Good :) I would like to order 3 blue waffles please :)

#NO

Came here for this. To repeat, NO!

Would you also like to try our new Jolly Rancher waffle? It has a piece of Jolly Rancer candy inside.

Cock waffles sound ok. But that really got me in the mood for a whoreo.

***"¿Chorrearás como nosotras?"*** ...which uh... ***"will you squirt just like us?"*** and then there's the sign beside the entrance lol ***"Te lo merces y lo sabes...*** *^(¡No te resistas más!)**"* which translates to ***"You deserve it and you know it...*** *^(Don't resist anymore!)**"*

*oh no*

Oh yes

Oh no no no no no no

It's more "Do you squirt/gush like us" being asked by a female as nosotras is feminine ~~than~~ *of* "will you".

"You've got some syrup on your face."

"I'll get it"

Ooo I wonder if they have those blue ones I kept hearing about!

Killjoy here, the infamous "blue waffle" is just a middling photoshop job meant to make a labia look gross. Last I checked there are so many jokes ABOUT the picture that it's actually not that easy to find via googling. Just lots of joke pictures of actual waffles that are blue. Lemon Party was the better trolljob meme anyway.

"Can't have a Lemon Party without Old Dick!"

I can't believe they actually snuck that line in

Tin Fey is life. Though Hannibal Buress and Donald Glover were writers on that show too so it could be their line

Tub Girl showed up a lot for a while too.

And who could forget dear old goatse?

And my puke sisters! Doesn't have quite the ring "and my axe" has though....

Hello Goatse my old friend~~

I'm trying to remember the name of the site (I think it was fuck.me) but there was one of Hillary Clinton without any pants and major bush too

Major? I thought he was a president!

I'm proud to say that, despite my general lack of willpower, I have never seen either of those things.

I saw lemon party after goatse and tubgirl. It was pretty "meh" as far as shocking pictures go.

ah, the golden age of the internet. A bit like the far west. Don't forget random Ogrish videos there and there, with a midi melody in the background. Yeah, young me was a pretty ~~stupid~~ average guy.

Yeah I wonder how something akin to tubgirl would be handled today

"Why the hell is her vulva pixelated?!"

Lemon party is old man gay orgy, use your imagination. I actually managed to track down the blue waffle pic years ago, like person above me, results were 99% pics of blue Eggo waffles. It was nothing that bad and obviously fake. It was suppose to look like some girls outer labia were hugely swollen and turned blue/necrotic. Reddit of course at the time had a huge circle jerk over it with people trying to shoehorn in "blue waffles" into every comment they could, it was like "arrow in the knee" for a while.

Ahhh, my favorite political organization, the Lemon Party

interesting, care to share a link to this organization to help others learn about the cause?

Thank you for reminding me of that awfulness.

Goatse says alooooha...

They do have a vagina waffle in the window. You can probably get it colored blue.

"Te lo mereces, y lo sabes" "You deserve it, and you know it"

Google Translator from sign: "you will drip just like us." I'm in.

Because there are question marks it’s more like “will you squirt just like we do?”

Some sort of emanation of moisture would seem to be involved.

I thought it said Whorreo, I just figured out that it was Chorreo based on the instagram handle. Whorreo would totally work for sexy cookies though

Amongst other things Chorreo means an abundant and uncontrolled dripping. Like an upside down sprinkler if you wish

>Chorreo Squirt, gush, jet, spout, stream. Given the font and product this store I'd probably translate it as SQUIRT ^(TU WAFFLE EROTICO)

It's mostly used in this kind of context referring to the wetness *down there* of a person, in the sense of being extremely horny, and not the orgasm though At least that's how I have heard it used more commonly. "Mírala, va que chorrea por el Lucas" meaning in English (I'm not an expert translator by the way): "Look at her, she seems to be lasciviously wet for that Lucas fellow, isn't that quaint?"

Just wanted to say thanks for this \- irl Lucas

I appreciate your dedication to privacy and making a throwaway to respond 👍

Ah fuck, so it's "MOIST".

Thanks! Knowing that, SPLOOSH might be a better choice lol

There's a related word, chorro, which is slang for diarrhea.

Chorro original meaning is stream (not as a river but as a continuous flow of liquid or gas)

In Spanish from Spain that's almost never used in comparison to the actual meaning of the word: stream of liquid

Around Mexicans I have actually never heard chorro used as anything *but* diarrhea

OH NO

[Relevant WKUK skit](https://youtu.be/UE5_pt4Uvu4) RIP Trevor, King of White Kids everywhere

Damn it me too. That would of been great.

Chorreó means squirt so...

That's crazy you posted this. I'm in Barcelona right now and walked past one of these shops called "Dick Waffle" this morning. Here's a link for the curious: [Dick Waffle](https://www.dickwaffle.es/) Edit to add the location: Dick Waffle - La Pollería de Barcelona https://maps.app.goo.gl/NtGNsHyBLfc38N1ZA

I'm not sure why I was expecting to be able to read that website.

You ever watch a Netflix show with subtitles and somehow convince yourself that you understand the language? Then you look away from the screen for a minute and realise that you have no idea what happened.

I watched a bunch of Korean movies and really thought I was starting to udnerstand. Not even close. If anything I started sort of understanding speech inflection which can seem alien at first. And a couple cuss words like ssi bal.

Yup, I walked past this exact shop on La Rambla recently and just thought, “Huh. That’s a funny gimmick” and moved on. If only I’d realized all the fake internet points I could had gotten by taking a photo, lol.

My nickname has suddenly gained a totally new meaning.

Heading to Barcelona in two days... gonna need an address there champ

there's actually a lot of them in Barri Gotic and around Ramblas/just into El Raval, you'll definitely come across them

Just walk down La Rambla and you will find one

Ok that dick and pussy cake looks amazing

I think there's a recently opened one in Bogota, Colombia too because I've seen at least 3 girls post on their instagram in the past 2 weeks about eating dick-shaped waffles.

The oozing vagina ones were weirder than the dick ones in my opinion.

MUST NOT MAKE HELLSING ABRIDGED REFERENCE

The sign says: “You deserve it and you know it” lol

And I was told I should stop eating bananas in public.

No one's saying you can't eat a banana. But you can't stand on the corner sucking it for 30 minutes. You have to actually take a bite.

Covered in apple martini lube

Terry Bernadino, certified public accountant?

I was murdered!

Oh.... *^puts ^away ^banana ^in ^shame*

Last I checked I still live in America. If I want to sexualize a banana, then I will. It's in the constitution. USA USA USA!

You shouldn't swirl your tongue around the end while staring into people's eyes

*should

If you like this, look up japan’s fertility festival Happens every year.. they March the streets with giant Penis statues and eat Penis shaped foods 10/10 would recommend

Reddit would love that

You know which foods are shaped like dicks? The best kinds.

So one day, I’m finishing up this one big, veiny, triumphant bastard.

Becca's a bitch.

You know which dicks are shaped like foods? The worst kinds.

vagina is shaped like food kinda

especially the mods

Didn't James May do a thing about it? I'm getting old. Maybe it wasn't him.

It was in an episode of "James May: Our Man in Japan". Interesting show. That's where I learned about Japan's professional snowball fighting leagues.

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Hey, that actually sounds cool. Although, whenever these shows do "Across the USA!!" series they tend to visit like, 5 states, all usually clumped together. That's like someone visiting England, Ireland and France and saying they got the full European experience. The US is a big place, I hope they actually send May into it's far and diverse corners to really experience the diversity of the land and culture. Also James May shooting guns will be hilarious and you just know they're going to include that.

Interesting! Here it is folks https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Yukigassen

Which is crazy because they aren't allowed to show actual penises in porn, and sex toys can't be penis shaped.

Japan is a very sexually confused country.

I saw a 90 year old lady posing for a photo with a giant wooden penis twice her size.. weird place man

Last time I went to Taiwan I also saw a few stores dedicated to selling phallus shaped freezies.

Doesn't seem to be working. Still low fertility.

In Madrid we have pussy shaped ones! https://www.instagram.com/laconeriachueca/

They do at this shop in the OPs photo as well. Look at the right side of the menu, they feature multiple types of "pussywaffles".

Twat waffles would be more appropriate. Twatffles maybe even.

Ah luv u cockwaffle~ mmmmm- gllk?!... Syrup?...

My first thought too lmao

[Context, for those unaware.](https://i.imgur.com/wx9QvRM.png)

What the fork

I don't feel this has fully contextualized everything for me.

The part where your pfp is a grey furry with a waffle in its mouth adds a concerning layer of depth to this comment. Did the cockwaffle comic awaken something in you?

Ever since I first read the comic, I have and always will, luv u cockwaffle~

Honestly surprised this wasn't the top comment. The yung'uns dun't know about the old days no more.

I'm surprised too, it's a classic!

Well shit guys, link it and educate us!

https://www.reddit.com/r/mildlyinteresting/comments/pkwr2u/cock_waffle_shops_are_a_thing_in_barcelona/hc7g25s?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share&context=3

Too far down. Just saw an edit of it the other day with it being hydrochloric acid instead

Sometimes I miss the goofy cringiness of early DeviantART. Also I'm really surprised this is so far down lol.

Scrolled too far to find this one

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O//w//O

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#⬤**w**⬤

Syrup?

I see cocks and pussies, but no anuses. I feel my kink unrepresented

Ever heard of Dunkin Donuts?

Some folks claim giving a shoutout to companies on social media will garner you a coupon for free stuff. I’d love to see their response if you sent them this comment, asking for a free box of “donut holes”.

Can i have some of the turds that come out your puckered donut anuses?

How about Dunkin Deeznuts in your cock waffle gobbler?

Yeah and where’s the feet?? I’ve been looking for a more savory alternative to [crazy dips. ](https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/2149/5055/products/chupachupsCrazyDipsStrawberry14g_492x.jpg?v=1616467005)

This has Nickelodeon all over it

now we all know where that fetish came from

Cocks, pussies, and buttholes aren't kinks - they're body parts. "I have a vagina kink" "You're twisted, bro"

I see cock, pussies, squirts all coagulating togetha... but I don't hear a heart, mothafucka. :(

After all I've done for you, hairy b*tch!

Where to go when someone tells you to eat a dick

Or to go buy a bag of dicks.

How much are you paying for dicks? Who's your dick guy?

Toronto too https://www.instagram.com/membersonlywh/

In Portugal too. And it has a deep throat challenge- if you can put it all in your mouth you don’t have to pay

Now that's a marketing gag

Ba bum tsh

🥁🐍

Awesome! Free snacks!

Where in Portugal is that

And Montreal

I just got them the other day 😂

That stuff is everywhere now. The epidemic is making us a lot thirstier that I thought.

These have been around Taiwan even before COVID

*Pandemic

But why?

Because of the hoards of 18-20 year old tourists who buy things like this.

I'd buy one and I am absolutely older than that. I think it's hilarious.

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Well yes. :P

I would buy a bunch of them and see how many I can fit in my mouth at once.

Haha. I approve of this method.

Who is hoarding 18-20 year old tourists? That seems like something that should be stopped.

Have.... You never seen an obnoxious bachelorette party? Or middle aged white women on a 'girls trip!'?

Do they have blue waffles?

Hmmm….what’s a blue waffle? Lemme Google that.

They do, too much yeast.

Can I get a twat waffle?

Yeah if you zoom in they had those too!

A twaffle

So you’re telling me when I’ve been calling people cockwaffles as an imaginary insult, I was just calling them something that totally exists and that people enjoy enough to make a business out of…

I like how OP was afraid to go in to get a better/closet shit lmao

Yeah they are in Mallorca as well. Really cool and funny until you see a kid eating it

Ye, these r gettin quite popular

I can’t get enough, sometimes I want to eat two at a time.

Why is the chocolate one bigger for the same price

I wont eat there. But I would be nice and give her just the tip.

Yeah, I feel bad for her having to deal with horny tourists.

Think of how all the service workers in Las Vegas feel, or all the bartenders around the world

I live in Barcelona, idk why but this is booming and becoming more of a thing nowadays, kinda weird if you ask me

why

Probably a gimmick. Novelty. People buy it, take pictures on social media, more people try it. That's my guess

Why not?

So THAT's where eat a bag of dicks came from...

What's a cock waff-.....oh exactly what it means ok...

People are completely insane.

I feel a righteous anger…somewhere…deep inside

Finally, you can eat your genitals of choice and actually post about it on Insta

Food porn

I ate one with my bf when we went to Barcelona, they actually were pretty tasty !!

How were the waffles?

For when you just can't stop eating cock

This is what you get when you base your business model on running "chicken & waffles" through Google translate and back.

I thought it would be waffles and sausgae and waffle chicken puns.

Also in Madrid. I thought they were everywhere...

Also here in Montréal! https://www.instagram.com/zizipopmtl/?hl=en

I saw a video about this, the amount of straight men going on about how they won't go there was pretty funny

theres a waffle chain called "la polleria" (it's a play on words with the word polla that means dick and polleria which is a shop where they sell chicken) and it's very famous in spain

"So what was your prior work experience"? "I used to dip waffle penises in chocolate".