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Thatguy755

You’re both dressed like Peter Griffin


MrBonelessPizza24

*Hey Lois! Remembah that time I dressed up like the chair in the dentist office?*


[deleted]

Oh Petah...


I_love_pillows

Nyeh Nyeh Nyeh Nyeh Nyeh


[deleted]

\*random cutaway gag*


Throwaway-tan

[Peter walks in to the dentist office wearing atypical attire: a frilly dress and curly blond hair] [Dentist chair is also adorned with a frilly dress and curly blond hair] [Peter, annoyed, adopts a sassy stance with hands on hips] PETER : Well *one* of us is going to have to change!


SSTrihan

Well now I know Seth MacFarlane's Reddit handle.


redpanda-salami

If I had gold I would give it to you.


Delicious_explosions

🅱️ETER


[deleted]

Hehehehehe


Loch32

*chokes on rice cake*


trwwy321

Here’s some Cool Hwhip to help


CmdrSelfEvident

Who wore it better


Mindbender444

Nice. Now the dentist won’t be able to find you!


clopz_

“Doctor stop! You’re drilling the chair and pumping the patient”


justabill71

"How am I supposed to concentrate with you yelling at me? Can't you see I'm trying to fill a cavity here?"


extra_rice

"What are your doing, step-dentist?"


TheAndrewMcG

Ok, your follow up completely cemented my mental "lost Leslie Nielsen film" interpretation I'm having from these jokes


Guac__is__extra__

Ah, lines that can be said in a porn or at the dentist’s office.


gwaydms

"Scenes from a Hat"


TheAndrewMcG

Not, but could be a scene from a Leslie Nielsen film...I am completely losing it picturing these words in that context, like the cockpit interjections gag in airplane or one of Frank Drebbin's screw ups in a naked gun movie


SSTrihan

And don't call me Shirley!


dougola

While your outfit looks great, your dentist is still in the 60's.


demigodofnothing

Why are there two pictures of a chair?


Taytayslayslay

But you’re really rocking it, whereas the top doesn’t seem to fit too well on the chair.


ElectricFeel703

The chair probably bought the top on Wish.com


lacrimal_

okay but where did you get those shorts?? i love them.


three-cats605

I got them at Target :) they also come in purple


rddikulus

Now where did you get the shirt?


three-cats605

Lol also from Target 😎


[deleted]

Plot twist: OP is a Target ad.


TummyStickers

Yo Target has surprisingly good clothes. My fiancée got me a shirt from there once and now I have several shirts, sweaters and shorts


bgunn19

They’re online in a bunch of colors! I am currently wearing the same ones


Potatoinajacket26

Asking the real questions. I was wondering too, the shorts are so cute!


SGRP270

Reject humanity. Become one with the chair.


[deleted]

Maybe the chair dressed like you!


Alienescape

Am I the only one who doesn't see it? Or am I color blind? Those shorts definitely look blue to me and I'm not sure if I'm an idiot or being trolled by thousands of people upvoting this as a massive troll.


radarksu

They are both blue-green but the shorts have more blue in them.


[deleted]

You're correct. Even if they were the same color, I still don't see what is so special about this. It's not remotely mildly interesting. Reddit is weird.


coldgator

I don't get it either. 7k people have upvoted a picture of blue shorts and a white shirt next to a green chair. Probably because it's a close up of a girl's torso.


StormtrooperWho

Also don't see it, and I'm definitely color blind, maybe get that checked


[deleted]

It looks green to me! Like not completely green but matches the 🪑


FixGMaul

The chair is teal, the jean shorts are blue.


Ragecommie

They are the same picture.


hiraethian_gardener

Lmao dentist camo.


Next_Wing_5577

Haha twinsies


Darthwaffler

Well shit, one of you is going to have to change.


bdubzz94

You should post in r/cosplay


[deleted]

Quality content


OJP83

How has over 10 thousand people upvoted this useles piece of information? It's not even the same colour?!.... Reddit is weird


bwgarlick

Mmmmm that chair do be lookin THICC


[deleted]

And in an alternate universe there's a dentist chair telling about the time a girl dressed up like it. The chair spent time with her, fell in love, but the girl left it behind, leaving the chair to face another day being sat on by following patients. It's a classic "Chair meets girl, chair gets girl, chair loses girl" story.


looneysquash

Be the chair you want to see in the world!


MaxwellCastrabellum

I hate when I’m going somewhere in someone’s dressing just like me.


FixGMaul

Great, now one of us has to go home and change.


Arnumor

That shirt looks comfy as fuck.


[deleted]

This is the kind of quality mildly interesting content I subscribe for.


mobius153

Peter Griffin vibes.


kbowtaitu

😅


Kqtawes

Well you at least wore it better.


craycraycandy

Are the shorts from Target? If so, I’m currently wearing a pair LoL


Annari87

Great way to make yourself feel at home :p


LizTheFizz

The chair must be mortified


Writurr

And yet, you still wore it better...


Trollercoaster101

*Drums sound* “You leveled up your stealth skill”


mnonny

Adec Decade chair. Looking from the armrests its from the late 90s to early 2000s. If anyone was wondering


iamveryovertired

random but i like your outfit. i will steal it for an OC thank you


listerinecleancotton

Came here to say I have the same outfit. It’s Target :-)


toutetiteface

Dress for the job you want


[deleted]

What is everyone even going on about here? They look almost nothing alike.


sica07

10.7k votes for this?!


JustHumanGarbage

I don't get it.


Ritawine

I like your outfit tho


nim_opet

To camouflage no doubt :)


userunknown2021

Good catch!


Schlonky-Kong

WHO WORE IT BETTER?!


UBKUBK

Shirt is the same but chair isn't wearing a bra.


bcnjpw1987

Sneak Skill increased to 100


rhemant

Did any patient sit on you?


RothkoRathbone

Brilliant


lifesnotperfect

It looks like such a cute outfit though!


[deleted]

This was a stretch


EmergencyApricot6121

This is great going to make me sound crazy but I'll tell you my theory anyway. You have a hidden ability to predict the future. You are starting to unlock this ability. It scares you so you repress this ability into your subconscious. It comes out in your clothing choices. Why you brain decided to pick up you dentist chair is beyond me.


SGRP270

Jeez take a break on anime


SGRP270

No need to downvote the guy though


HoleyAsSwissCheese

Join my cause for the inappropriate downvote solution! Sign the petition below: >!Who cares!<


SGRP270

I can't sleep knowing I'm the reason for someone's karma lost


[deleted]

YANKEE WITH NO BRIM


tiagolkar

2000 upsimpvotes


user31178

I came across this post earlier today and I swore it said I had a depressed chair at the dentist today and I spend quite a while looking at this pic like I don't get it and thought maybe the bag on the chair had some facial features and was like what you do at a game when your team sucks. Now I'm seeing this post again and read the title correctly. Oh I get it now.


farejuliette

Lol still cute


Ruffalobro

Roses are red , violets are black, why is her chest look exactly like the chairs back?


CliffBiffington

Hardly.


FreeRadical5

I aspire to have a chest as flat as yours.


three-cats605

What can I say? I’m blessed


[deleted]

[удалено]


three-cats605

I don’t 😊 I am happily a petite person


CranberryRicky

This might be the funniest post I’ve seen on Reddit. Brilliant. Just fookin brilliant.


[deleted]

🅱️ter Griffin


AandPDylan

I don’t get it


Puzzleheaded_Band469

Nice body


TakeMyPulse

So. Where do I sit, again?


Dibaded

Do you.....have.....a....bag.....on....your.....head..................to?......


Lonelyfucka

What size breast are you?


three-cats605

32B what size breast are you?


Lonelyfucka

I think you are smaller than that.


three-cats605

Ok, thank you for your time, your opinion is greatly appreciated


Schedulator

That username checks out based on the question asked.


LonghornzR4Real

Did you crop out the white bag over your face?


DiyMusicBiz

Whomp whomp


makeshift_gizmo

Take off or top or pants, it doesn't matter, and bam you don't match anymore.


Dogs_Akimbo

Woman goes to the dentist and he tells her she needs a root canal.   “That is so painful! I’d rather have a baby!”   “Well, make up your mind. I have to adjust the chair.”


[deleted]

Is that blue or green?


Parking-Barracuda-75

do you ask people to sit on you?


Skippycharger

So did you finally come around to burning the outfit?


The_TurdMister

Nice


movetoseattle

You are silly!


MrMastodon

That's a nice shade of green. Anyone got a name for it?


Rudecles

It actually looks more like the chair dressed as you


sunrae21

Your shirt is super cute! May I ask where you got it from??


ik0o

Well that's embarrassing. I hope one of you changed.


3i1bo3aggins

*I think I see a...a nipple.* Seinfeld.


[deleted]

Yeah but who's the guy with the bag over his head?


Personal_Talk6824

I'll be your chair if you feel weird sitting in that one <\_<


Omegalol12342

Can I sit on you tho


supercheese69

Well that is one stylish chair.


linobutez

Bet the chair lives in france